The Ass Watcher

Metro/FusXion

Genre: Anal

Director: Pat Myne

Cast: Holly Hollywood, Kurt Lockwood, Ashley Blue, Aria, Lexington Steele, Katrina Kraven, Jon Dough, Kaylynn

Length: 115.5 minutes

Date of Production: 10/11/2003 to 1022/2003

Extra's: The best extra in my eyes was the 10 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Alex Stillwell. It gave Pat and the cast a chance to shine before the sexual action, with Aria up first. I enjoyed it and it added some value to the DVD. The other extras were a series of trailers for shows like Double Impact, a short photogallery, a cum shot compilation, and spam. The DVD case also had a cardboard protective sleeve, which was nice.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, the porn industry standard for years, as it was originally shot. While a few scenes had some minor lighting issues that added grain and some slight video noise to the picture, overall it looked pretty good. My biggest problem was during the tease/voyeur part of each scene, where the picture was made to look somewhat weaker. In future releases, please lose this artistic effect since it did nothing for me. The audio was presented in stereo English and sounded a bit better than some of the recent Metro releases I've reviewed.

Body of Review: I've been watching Pat Myne in front of the camera for years, always noting that he had the "Joe Average" appeal similar to Mark Wood and others. This allowed many fans to put themselves in his shoes as he fucked some of the hottest gals in porn. Recently, he retired from the business, settled down with a gorgeous hotty (Stormy!) and began concentrating on his directing career. With many solid hits such as Assassin, Ass Brand New, Ass Slaves, Terrible Teens, Just My Ass Please, and Double Impact, Pat has become perhaps the best director Metro Interactive has to offer. While he's still improving the technical aspects of his movies, he has proven time and again that he has the eye for providing great sex with hot women that show a lot of chemistry. His latest offering is The Ass Watcher, carrying on a long tradition in porn of showing a voyeur checking out babes, who then screw like happy bunnies. If this sounds good to you, read the following breakdown of the scenes by cast:

Scene One: Holly, the cute redhead with the lean body and warm smile, started off the show by teasing the camera with her tight red leather shorts and fishnet stockings. I didn't like the weak photography here since the red tone made it look like a cheaper production, but I admit that she looked good in the outfit here. Her partner for the scene was the wild Kurt, a guy known for his anal antics and he didn't disappoint as he put her through the paces. There was lots of oral, straight and anal sex with ATM to enjoy (for fans of ATM at least) but of particular note was her high energy levels. I'm glad she left on the fishnet stockings and that she seemed to enjoy herself. The scene ended with a creampie that she pushed out onto a glass dish but she didn't lick it up as I'd have thought she would.

Scene Two: Ashley, the short brunette that has been taking the anal world by storm in recent times, wore a green top and black vinyl shorts, just as she did on the front DVD cover. The tease footage was shot as though a peeping tom were watching her and she masturbated after catching him do so (even jamming a glass toy up her ass for good measure. Kurt walked in on her and jammed his cock down her throat, and she greedily inhaled it like the professional she was, making sloppy slurping noises all the while. He then boned her pussy, followed by her ass, with her doing PTM and ATM for your twisted pleasure. While this wasn't her best anal scene, it was still very energetic and fun to watch, ending with a facial as she begged for the ejaculate in her mouth (swallowing it down).

Scene Three: Aria, the lean bodybuilder who was a hit at the 2004 AEE Show, teased the camera while sunbathing by a nice outdoor pool. She had a blond with her but that gal disappeared and Aria teased some more as she walked up some stairs. She was then joined by the Black stallion, Lexington Steele, who gave her exactly what she wished for, his long, hard cock, which she orally toyed with as she jerked herself off. She couldn't handle deep throating all of him but she still gave it a good show before he let her ride him with lots of energy. She took it in her pussy and ass, sucking it clean (PTM and ATM) after each position. While it was in her ass, she lost control of her bladder and pissed on him, and the camera (some would call it squirting). After some more boning of her tight ass, she took a facial of very large proportions but didn't swallow.

Scene Four: Katrina, a brunette with a growing number of large tattoos on her arms, also sunbathed by the pool and the camera took a voyeuristic view of her until she went inside and had sex with Jon on a bed. She gave some viciously pleasing head to his member, proving that tattoos might look sleazy but don't reduce a gal's capacity to coax a load, and the fucking started right after that. He spent most of his time with her round ass, giving her some ATM opportunities along the way, and she was vocal in her performance, adding some measure of warmth to a decent scene. It ended with the standard facial, after which, she looked much like Belladonna.

Scene Five: Kaylynn, another hotty from this year's show (she even offered to buy me a drink, the sweety), showed off her long, lean body as she washed a car in tight shorts. I liked the look but I have come to appreciate Pat's vision of providing the gals in fishnets and other fancy lingerie so I was a little dejected until I saw her change into such an outfit when the car was finished (whew!). She put on a fishnet body stocking that really accentuated her curves and she began working on Lexington's dick. Like Aria, she wasn't able to deep throat him, but she got him good and hard in short order, with the two boning in no time at all. After minimal work, he was balls deep in her pussy, hammering away like a demon obsessed, and she appeared to enjoy it just as much since she was bouncing up and down on him like crazy. She also licked his dick clean between the positions (PTM), and gave him a chance to lick her crotch a bit, but it was obvious that while she enjoyed it, she wanted back on the Lex machine. Not long after some more pussy action, she took him up her tight ass, taking most of his pole inside her, licking it off at the end. Whew!

Summary: I think the movie was well worth a rating of Recommended and nearly gave it a higher rating due to the hot women, the chemistry between them and the men, and the concept of the movie. The extras weren't as good as they could've been and the camera trick at the beginning of the scenes weakened it for me but it was still a solid release with lots of replay value. Most of the scenes were good and I think this DVD added to the reasons why Metro should be using Pat more often in the future (perhaps with their contract stars).

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.