First Class Eurosluts 3

Red Light District

Genre: Gonzo, Foreign

Director: Toni Ribas

Cast: Claudia Clair, Eva San Marcos, Silvia Lancome, Demi Blue, Valentina Bond, Bobbi Eden, Terri Summers, Anastasia Mayo (bonus scene only), Andrea Moranti, Don Ramos, Frank M.

Length: 140.5 minutes

Date of Production: 6/19/2004 to 6/21/2004

Extra's: Most consumers will enjoy the bonus scene with Anastasia the most. I loved her curvy ass and her scene was short but still the second best of the entire show. Personally, I liked the 30 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by the lovely hotty Sophie Evans even more though. I wish the cast spoke better English but I enjoyed watching them get ready for their scenes as much as goofing off (most of this footage was better than the sex scenes; go figure!). There was also a photogallery and cum shot recap but the first two extras were the best by far.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: First Class Eurosluts 3 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as originally shot. Sadly, there was a lot of grain and the lighting was weak as often as not but even the composition of the scenes seemed worse than I've come to expect from the usually talented Toni. With some video noise and compression artifacts rounding out the problems with the visual aspects of the movie, I didn't hold much hope that it'd be good in other areas either (which was proven an accurate assessment sadly enough). The audio was presented in stereo but most of the vocals were limited in nature and not a heat inducing factor here.

Body of Review: Red Light District has been a leader in the gonzo field for the last couple of years, breaking the mold in some cases as the company provides a breeding place for talented performer turned directors. Most of the time, the releases put out by the company have been very solid with lots of heat and passion as well as the kind of energy that fans would pay extra for in real life. One of the company's directors, Toni Ribas, has tried to bridge the foreign porn gap with his own sense of style and heat, with admittedly mixed results at times. His latest release is First Class Eurosluts 3, a show substantially weaker than Volume 1 in the series (I never saw the second movie in the series). Most of the cast could not be said to be first class, there was a gal not from Europe, and everything about most of the scenes screamed "generic" to me. I wasn't prepared for this outcome since I've found very little to fuss about in most Red Light District movies over the last couple of years. Here's a breakdown of the scenes if you're still interested:

Scene One: Claudia, a light haired gal with ample curves and a girl next door face, was up first as she teased the camera on a bed while wearing black lingerie. There was no way that she would qualify as "first class" although the last part of the titles was certainly appropriate. Her overdone make up and overall look really left me wondering what happened to the series since the last time I watched a volume. Toni was her partner and the two did some fair oral on one another before boning. Another, uncredited, guy assisted and the sex included the usual vaginal and taste test but none of the circus act sex I had expected initially. I did notice that after the scene, her face looked really haggard and that made me want to label her as coyote ugly. While she was energetic in her scene, there was no passion and the scene was weak.

Scene Two: Eva, a somewhat more attractive brunette with decent curves but some nasty razor burn, was up next as she masturbated for the camera on a couch. Toni and one of his pals began swapping out from oral to vaginal screwing but even Toni looked disinterested much of the time. The sex included a lot of anal with DP action this time and while she mostly just lied back to take what they had to offer, it was a step or two up from the last scene. By this point in the movie though, I was suspecting I'd be panning the rest of the movie in no time.

Scene Three: Silvia, a more attractive gal wearing a yellow outfit, took on two of the uncredited males on a couch. I had figured out that the scenes were supposed to get better as the movie progressed since this one was pretty decent, especially compared to the other two before it. Her oral skills were exceptional and she seemed to enjoy the rougher stuff as they spanked her and brutishly fingered her before the boning began. She took a DP early and the anal comprised most of the scene here as she appeared to actually get off here and there. Like the other gals, she took the facials fairly well but the action was the best part (easily).

Scene Four: Demi, a very lean brunette with Raven hair and an all natural figure, had the following scene on a couch with Toni and one of his buddies. She alternated with the oral and they rubbed her the right way before tapping her lovely pussy at a breakneck pace. She did a little bit of anal but no DP although her ride in the cowgirl and related positions was pretty solid.

Scene Five: Valentina, a very sexy gal from Argentina (breaking away from the promised European gal theme) was the next gal in the movie enjoying her first scene in porn (with anal too). She was very attractive and I can't blame Toni for hiring her although she did one of the uncredited guys rather than him (in a short scene too). It had a slower pace than the other scenes and was less fun to watch although I'd like to see her cleaned up and ready to have fun with someone more talented sexually.

Scene Six: Bobbi, the sexy blonde on the front DVD cover, Terri, her beautiful brunette friend crouched down on the cover with her, and a glass dildo were up last in the final scene. The gals looked fantastic together and I was glad I hung in there to see them at work with one another. They shared a bed with a lot of passion and chemistry but it wasn't until Toni joined them that they really went at it at full speed. Bobbi's anal action was classic (except for the farting noises) and I thought this scene was the only thing making the movie worth watching more than once.

Summary: First Class Eurosluts 3 was really only worth a rating of Skip It unless you're a huge fan of the cast. I liked one scene but even then, the technical values were weak and there are far too many good movies on the market to waste time on filler like this one. I had to admit it surprised me that RLD would release a movie this weak but even the best sometimes falter. Check it out if you must but keep in mind that I warned you and you can do much better from Toni, RLD, and gonzo in general.

For better choices in porn, check out: 2004's Top Porn List and 2003's Top Porn List

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.