The Perfect Slut

Jill Kelly Productions

Genre: Compilation

Director: varied by scene, all uncredited

Cast: Cindy Crawford, Tyce Bune, Sergio, Alex Rox, Ashton Moore, Tyler Faith, Summer Sweet, Kurt Lockwood, Alexis Amore, Charmane Star, Alex Sanders, Gia Paloma, Christian XXX, Anthony Hardwood

Length: 86 minutes

Date of Production: 6/12/2003 to 6/30/2004 (box); 4/2005 (credits)

Extra's: The extras were pretty lame this time with three trailers and three photogalleries only.

Condoms: Some

Audio/Video Quality: The Perfect Slut was a series of uncredited scenes directed by various, often uncredited, directors for Jill Kelly Productions over the years and the visual aspects of the scenes varied a lot. Some scenes looked about average while others looked really lame with grain, poor lighting, inaccurate colors and compression artifacts like crazy. The fact that my DVD player locked up twice when watching the movie didn't help my opinion of it either although it worked fine in my computer DVD player so perhaps the DVD mastering was to blame for the glitch. The audio was about the same with some scenes faring a lot better than others, but none sounding better than slightly hollow.

Body of Review: It wasn't that long ago that a bleach blonde named Cindy Crawford made her way into porn, using a borrowed name but showing some sense of energy lacking in most gals contracted to the Jill Kelly Productions stable. While not my favorite performer in porn, I've found her to be worth checking out more than a few times due to the way she handles herself in her scenes. Her latest compilation for the company is The Perfect Slut, a set of six scenes where Cindy participated in three of them, marred primarily by weak technical values (is it any wonder that so many JKP releases left the director uncredited?). If you like seeing her in action, here's a breakdown of the uncredited scenes with me taking a few guesses in terms of which movie the scenes came from:

Scene One: Cindy's Way: 2004: Cindy Crawford, the blonde lead of the movie who's name was taken from the high class model friend of Richard Gere, explained how much of a slut she was as she played with herself on a bed, describing in detail the kinds of sex acts she was about to do. Okay, I admit that the premise of the scene was pretty good and the tag team combination of Tyce Bune, Sergio, and Alex Rox, proved her description to be accurate in terms of how well she was going to do them. The sexual energy was high here even if the acts were mechanical in nature, up to and including the double penetration (DP). It ended when they jerked off on her face which she took with a sense of glee.

Scene Two: When The Boyz Are Away 10: 2003: Ashton Moore and Tyler Faith, a couple of regulars in the JKP stable, were up next in a lesbian scene in a dark night setting. I didn't like their plastic enhancements but I thought they were pretty good together in terms of enjoying the action (even if the technical values were bad enough that I won't watch it again). It had the usual licking and rubbing with some strap on dildo action using a purple dildo. If hearing "oh yes, fuck me, oh yeah" over and over again, you'll be in paradise though.

Scene Three: Lovin' Porn: 2004: Summer Sweet and Cindy Crawford, a couple of bleached blonde, were up next as they choked on studly Kurt Lockwood's penis. They also played with one another as he sat on a chair and they serviced him with some fake plants in the background. Cindy was clearly the lead gal of the scene and by far the most energetic as the synthesizer jazz tribute to Charlie's Angel's theme played in the background. I hated that she kept looking into the camera though as it robbed the fantasy of the heat so my pleasure varied somewhat more than average here. Summer did do some PTM and it could have worked if given better editing and direction.

Scene Four: ???: Alexis Amore and Charmane Star, two brunettes known for some sexually heated action, were up next as they initially danced on a stage with a pole (stripper style action: yay!) while Alex Sanders played with himself. Perhaps sensing a big tip, they climbed off the stage and onto his lap with the gals orally using him as they saw fit. Charmane was the better oral queen of the two but Alexis made it up afterwards when he rode her tight pussy as if it was on fire. There was some hair pulling and the scene managed to freeze so I suspect it ended with a facial after that.

Scene Five: Cindy's Way 3: 2004: Gia Paloma, a very good slut if not a perfect one (as the title suggests of Cindy), was up next as she took on Christian XXX on a bed. His bald head and her sweet ass made a nice combination but she was easily carrying him through most of the action, throwing herself into the fun with her usual abandon. It wasn't that long ago that she was just starting out (having left her job at Starbucks IIRC) but she proved her words to me by making it big (no one spent much time with her at the 2004 AVN show in her little booth so we spoke a bit). Her anal wasn't at its peak here but it wasn't a bad ride there either.

Scene Six: Cindy Crawford, Tyce Bune, Sergio, Alex Rox, Anthony Hardwood, and one guy who didn't look familiar (the camera angles didn't show him closely enough to identify), finished off the show with a gangbang showcasing Cindy's energetic demeanor better than any other scene of the movie. She blew them, screwed them and took them in each hole at once (the term "airtight" comes to mind) with a bit of DP action and ATM to boot. She appeared to get off on being as extreme as possible, although most folks would recognize the circus act aspects of the sex weren't that out of line with what you'll find all over the place these days. They came all over her and in her so fans of Cindy Crawford (the porn star version) will enjoy this scene, wherever it came from.

Summary: The Perfect Slut showed me why I'd lick the sweat off Cindy Crawford's stomach but it also left me hanging in several cases with short scenes, incomplete action, and a running time more in line with cheap knockoff releases by third tier companies, not the purported Jill Kelly of yesteryear that I knew. Apparently, the company is about to undergo an upheaval of sorts [editor's note: it looks like Don called it right again] and they are trying to release as many compilations in as short a time frame as possible. I'm going to rate this one as a Rent It although fans of superior technical values will probably find it bothersome, just as those thinking all the scenes had Cindy Crawford in them, or that there might be good extras included will be unhappy. Cindy will hopefully make movies at one of the top companies and truly showcase her act in better ways, and just maybe, some publicist will market her properly.