We start things off with blonde Dasha, who's got an accent I can't quite place and a killer pair of tits. They're fake, but still spectacular. She has some spirited fun with a big pink dildo while telling me she "vants my big cock". I vant to give it to her. She gets a bigger, fleshy dildo and rams it inside her until finally rubbing herself to a SOAKING wet orgasm. Wow. She then takes a sybian ride.

Scene 2: Charlie Laine

Cover girl Charlie Laine is next and my goodness, is she ever cute. How did a brunette hottie this sweet ever wind up in porn? She's already braless, showcasing her gorgeous tits, and moments later has three fingers inside her shaved pussy. She's already dripping wet before she even gets to the toys, going through several different ones (including one that's gotta be the size of her leg). She doesn't squirt though, and although her performance was energetic as hell, I still feel a little ripped off.

Lexi Marie has a little too much eye makeup on for my liking, but once she's naked I don't seem to care all that much. Yes she's got monster fake boobs, but her body's pretty hot regardless. And wow, if you looked up the definition of "pink pussy" in the dictionary, well, you probably wouldn't find such a phrase. But if you did you'd see a photo of Lexi's yummy looking snatch. She's somewhat subdued compared to the other performers here, but she seems to enjoy herself. She rides the sybian machine also, but never squirts.

Nicki Hunter wants to know if I want to watch her tickle herself, and uses all kinds of innocent terms for the things she's doing, which is kinda cute but a little odd too. She does get slightly nastier as the scene goes on, and she rides the sybian too, but never squirts. She should sue whoever butchered her breasts during her implant surgery.

Alexia Malone also has way too much eye makeup on, and I seem to be paying more attention to makeup than I should be. Anyway, this cutie ravages herself with a number of toys and also enjoys the sybian ride, but again, no squirt.

Also there's a 27 minute behind the scenes segment which features Charlie Laine and Lexi Marie. Here are the informative highlights:

* Charlie hates her old agent, who owns her domain name. And she once masturbated with a hammer and realized that you shouldn't use a hammer to masturbate with.

You also get a photo gallery, trailers for Biggz and the Beauties Vol. 8 and Naughty College School Girls #32, and a commercial for the New Sensations website. The DVD cover is also reversible, one not as explicit as the other.

Concluding Words:

I'm not a fan of solo masturbation videos, but this one surprised me. This is what you wish those phone sex operators were actually doing when you call them up at night. In the right frame of mind you can lose yourself in the fantasy of this production, making it truly interactive porn. I'm going to give this one a Recommended rating, but be aware that if squirting is your thing, the title is awfully misleading as only one of the five scenes features it.