Who Fucked Rocco?

Evil Angel

Genre: Feature

Director: Rocco Siffredi

Cast: Katsumi, Holly One, Rocco Siffredi, Venus, Natasha Kiss, Ron Jeremy, Dunta Montenegro, Liza Angel, Roberto Malone, Katja Kassin, Alicia Rhodes, Max Cortes, Andrea Moranti, JPX, Kelly Love, Angelika Wild, Michael Chapman

Non-sex roles by: Yanine Bertoni, Omar Galanti, Roberto Chivas, many others

Length: 139 minutes

Date of Production: 7/26/2005

Extra's: Like most Evil Angel releases, this one had some solid extras that added value. The first of them was an 11.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that showed some of the cast having naughty antics outside of the movie rather than a true look at the making of the movie as most such features showcase. Fans of porn will prefer the 40.5 minutes of extra sex though, especially since it started off with the smoking hot Katja Kassin and Alicia Rhodes taking on the cast. That was where most of the time was spent (an excellent marketing decision if you ask me) but some of the other scenes added in some footage too. There was also a photogallery, cast list, filmographies for the gals, a biography of Rocco Siffredi, and a cumshot recap as well as the flyer for the Fashionistas floor show in Las Vegas.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Who Fucked Rocco? was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as originally shot by director Rocco Siffredi for distribution by Evil Angel. Shot almost like a cross between a reality television show and a standard gonzo production, the camera moved around a whole lot and the picture had many (intentional) flaws. The grain and video noise in some scenes as well as the composition of the shots were rarely optimal for the females but given the nature of the movie, I thought this was intentional too. I saw no compression artifacts but the visual aspects of the movie were less about stroke material than a comedy. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English stereo but I didn't hear a lot of separation between the channels and the dynamic range wasn't impressive either.

Body of Review: Rocco Siffredi is one of those guys who lives a charmed life for the way he has been able to transform his looks into a career spanning over a decade in porn as a performer and director of some of the best porn available. Getting to score with heaps of hotties is one of the best fringe benefits this side of major medical and he had his chance to poke a few in his latest effort, Who Fucked Rocco?, as well. The movie was billed as a "dramatic comedy epic anal action romance porno mystery" although it often fell short for trying too hard to be too many things at once. In short, it offered up some wild kicks but drink a few rounds before popping it in your DVD player. Here's a brief look at the action of the movie, noting that it was definitely not your typical Rocco movie:

Scene One: Katsumi, the well known Asian hotty featured on the center of the front DVD cover, was up first with dwarf, Holly One, behind the scenes of the 12th annual international cinema erotico show in Barcelona. They were in the dressing room and he paid some unknown slob for a blowjob from her. He was about four inches (maybe three) and she finished him off in a record amount of time. Perhaps dwarfs don't get much porn pussy…

Scene Two: Katsumi, now looking better in the bridal outfit shown in the front DVD cover, was given the chance to work with a real man, Rocco Siffredi after a bit of fetish material of the two with Venus. The barren kitchen they went too was a nice setting for them and color coordinated well with their outfits (him in a standard suit to finish the effect). He sucked her ass, she sucked his cock, and the rest of the action was standard with him drilling her long and hard to achieve orgasm. Her oral skills are legendary in the porn world and for good reason; she's extremely talented. The energetic vaginal and anal sex (complete with taste testing) was also well done and foot fetish fans will appreciate her sucking his toes while getting hammered from behind (in her behind). The pop shot went to her mouth and ran down her face. Whew!

Scene Three: Venus, a brunette in a slinky dress, was released by Katsumi to enjoy some carnal pleasures with a chained up Rocco Siffredi in the next scene. By this point, it's clear that he's an unwilling captive, having been kidnapped outside a throng of people near the show. She employed hot candle wax on him and blew him to erection as she alternated choking him (in a turnabout of the usual action). She's a skilled fellatrix and she blindfolded him before riding his hard cock. Fans of anal and ATM (ass to mouth) will appreciate her skill in this area of expertise too but he was emboldened by this act and soon started to take charge of her; ordering her to go deeper as he spanked her ass. It was probably her best scene that I've watched in a long time if not altogether.

Scene Four: Natasha Kiss, a cute brunette with a lean body, was up next with the legendary Ron Jeremy in the dressing room. His penis looked small here, likely because of his belly, but he was interrupted thanks to Roberto dragging him off to replace Rocco on stage. It was cute and hardly qualifies as a scene but Ron's still under contract so this was probably the best we'll get outside of a Metro movie.

Scene Five: Dunta Montenegro and Liza Angel, a blonde and brunette that looked like second tier strippers in generic porn attire, blew bald Roberto Malone on the deck out back, before making a virtual drink out of pussy (you have to see it to understand). He looked much like Telly Savalas (or Mr. Clean from the TV commercials) with a lot of body hair but the gals took his money and rode his cock (anal and ATM). As a means to show that regular guys can pay for sex in a porno, it worked well enough.

Scene Six: Katja Kassin, the beautiful redhead on the right side of the front DVD cover, and Alicia Rhodes, the blonde on the left hand side of the lower front cover, were up next in a scene on a boat with Max Cortes, Andrea Moranti, and TPX. This scene had a lot of awesome extra footage in the extras section but it only lasted a minute here (why cut this out of the main feature came to mind as a reasonable question). Sigh…

Scene Seven: Kelly Love, a curvy blonde with nice breasts, was up next with Holly One; this time with the dwarf dressed as a transvestite with neon blue hair. The humor of the scene alone was worth watching it but the scene took place on the floor of the very crowded show so you can imagine how silly the blowjob looked. Michael's comments about how ridiculous it looked were as accurate a statement as I could've come up with but you can't say Rocco wasn't taking any chances this time.

Scene Eight: Angelika Wild, looking much like a worn street walker (on purpose with fishnet stockings and a bit of lingerie on), took on black Michael Chapman and tiny Holly One in the hotel room. The action was more standard porn with regard to Michael and Angelika but both men got to get some from her. Midget porn isn't my thing but it added a new dimension of silliness to porn and she took the ending facial well enough.

Scene Nine: Katsumi, dressed up as a Xena-like dominatrix, beat up on Michael Chapman by the pool outside, including kicking him in the gonads and throwing him into the pool. He eventually got the upper had and spanked her into submission, with her giving him some of her trademarked oral as a result. They screwed, she rimmed him (salad tossing is becoming more popular), and he continued to interrogate her as to the whereabouts of Rocco while he hammered away at her pussy. With ATM and a pop shot to her mouth, she swallowed his load with ease, ending the sex of the movie very nicely.

Summary: Who Fucked Rocco? should earn the studly director some accolades for trying something as bold as this but it wasn't high on stroke value so your mileage will vary a whole lot more than usual this time. There were plenty of laughable moments and some heated sex scenes but the lack of a coherent plot, paced sex scenes, and even things like editing out the hottest scene of the movie (thankfully restored in the extras section) all made me wonder what was going on behind the scenes this time. I like Rocco movies far more often than I dislike them and I think this was well worth a rating of Rent It to his fans but something seemed off here and I doubt we'll ever find out why. Check it out to see what I mean.