Teen America: Mission #8

Digital Playground

Genre: Comedy, Gonzo

Director: Robby D.

Cast: Gia Paloma, Sascha, Aidan Layne, Scott Nails, Sandra Romain, Chris Charming, Eva Angelina, Tommy Gunn, Melissa Lauren

Length: 115.5 minutes

Date of Production: 12/17/2004

Extra's: The extras were the usual photogallery and trailers to movies like Pirates, Posh Kitten, Teagan: All American Girl, Devon: Decadence, Teen America 5, Devon: Erotique, Teagan: Erotique, Contract Star, Story of J, Sex in the Valley, Teen America, No Limits, Rush, Virtual Sex with Jesse Jane, Erotique, Jack's Playground, The Hitman, and Beat The Devil.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Teen America: Mission #8 was presented in a 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen. The fleshtones were accurate, the lighting solid, and the levels of grain and video noise very acceptable. Fans of the series will already know that the composition of the shots virtually always enhances the look of the gals and this volume was no different. There were no compression artifacts this time and none of the previously mentioned video noise but it was the attention to composition that enhanced the performers the most. The audio was presented in 5.1 Dolby Digital English with some decent separation between the front channels and a little bit of bass added for good measure. While it wasn't even close to the best use of such an audio track, it was above average for porn and a step in the right direction.

Body of Review: Awhile back, a series of comedy pornos started titled Jack's Playground. Conceived of the twisted mind of Robby D., this so-called "experience" allowed him to goof on various people and practices in the porn industry but also offer up a nice showcase for some talented performers and still runs to this day, winning awards and making lots of fans smile. There was then a spin off series called Teen America, that had more sex, less humor, and lots of stroking material worth praising, leading up to today's review of Teen America: Mission #8, the latest of the batch. Volume 8 in the series offered up some of the most talented gals in porn so I had my hopes held high that it'd be another solid effort in the series, a hope that was largely proven out given their performances. Here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast and action, noting that condoms weren't used here:

Scene One: Cock Whisperer: Gia Paloma, wearing the same fishnet body stocking she wore on the left hand side of the front DVD cover, was up first in a scene with Sascha. She wanted to win the contest but she also wanted to win a load to the mouth by Sascha from the looks of it as she paraded around in her outfit enhanced with some Pony Girl accessories. He worked a riding crop on her ass and she responded with a sweet blowjob, hampered only by the gear on her mouth that some came off. He then used toys to stretch out her ass for the coming anal, which was pretty hot given the pummeling he gave her. She always seems to enjoy the hardcore sex and critics of the company have only to look at this series to see how wrong they have been about their claims regarding the "couples" sex the company uses (Gia's gape alone should fix that attitude). It ended when she took the load to her mouth, as expected, and she sucked it down easily.

Scene Two: Scott Nails is a Sound Guy?: Aidan Layne, a 19 year old gal with short punkish hair and an all natural body, claimed that she could stick her feet behind her head and make Scott Nails come by sucking his toes so Robby gave her a chance to demonstrate on Scott's cock. Initially, she was a bit too cognizant of the camera but she slowly focused more on Scott as the scene progressed; a good sign for me. The oral was slow and sultry but also kind of sloppy before she gave him a titty fuck for good measure. He then bent her over a chair to bone her with some taste testing going on before they swapped positions. It was a fairly short scene and she wasn't up to the usual standards of the series (no wonder why he choked her) but I liked watching her breasts sway back and forth as he hammered away. Most of the pop shot oozed out of his prick but she swallowed the few drops landing in her mouth.

Scene Three: Anal Nurse: Sandra Romain, a 24 year old from Romania long known for her balls to the wall performances as an anal queen, was a bit old for the series concept but a nice addition to the heated sexuality in my book. Her all natural body and sleek physique were enhanced with a light blue fetish raincoat (no condom though) as she played with scene partner Chris Charming. I liked her white fishnet pantyhose too as it contrasted nicely with her sweet ass, especially once she started rubbing it on his crotch. This, of course, led to her giving him a great blowjob which, in turn, led to an energetic bit of vaginal screwing as expected. She cleaned it orally after a few positions and then proceeded to do some anal with him after stretching her ass with a large red butt plug. As one of porn's reining anal queens, I knew she'd enjoy the anal just fine and my only complaint about the scene was that she wasn't allowed to do enough of it compared to some of her other work elsewhere. The scene ended with her jerking him off into her mouth with the semen dripping down her chin (at least the semen she didn't swallow).

Scene Four: Chipmunk Love: Eva Angelina, the fabulous hotty featured on the middle of the front DVD cover, was up next as a repeat performer, much to the delight of studly Tommy Gunn. She modeled bikini's that included the postage stamp sized outfit on the front cover and the playful nature of the tease footage was admittedly among the best I've seen in a while from the series. Her blowjob was also outstanding as she slobbed all over his knob like a seasoned professional, using hands, eye contact, and tongue to really work up an erection from the studly Tommy. They then screwed in various positions with some PTM (pussy to mouth) taste testing before he rubbed out a load onto her lower body. Whew!

Scene Five: Hey, She Does Anal, What More Do You Want?: Melissa Lauren, the hotty on the right hand side of the front DVD cover, was up last in a scene that didn't allow her to give an interview since she had a contraption on her face that held her mouth wide open (like a large spider) that complimented her collar, pierced nipples, light blue short shorts, and black fishnet top. Her partner was Sascha and he took off her clothes before fingering and stripping down himself to get some oral off of her. He had to be careful given the gear on her face but she compensated by using extra saliva to offer up a sloppy blowjob here that measured up to any of the others in the movie. Once his rod was thoroughly soaked, she rode him on a yellow couch as though she had an itch to scratch deep inside her pussy although he kept working her pucker for later anal action. She joined in to finger her ass and after tasting it, I know it would only be a few moments before she took a cock up there as well. There was toy use and she then did the anal as expected, showing a few of the other gals that she could compete just as well as they did. She put her gear back on her mouth for the pop shot and he slammed a load into her mouth (and onto her face) to swallow after that.

Summary: Teen America: Mission #8 wasn't the best volume of the series but there was a whole lot of fuck for the buck to enjoy. The comedic parts of the show were cut short this time so those of you that hate the non-sex portions of the series will probably rejoice although it left me wanting more of it to help differentiate it from the usual gonzo pack (as the series had repeatedly done in the past). The gals were attractive and talented, the technical aspects well down, and the DVD rated a Recommended to me this time. I'd like to see more extras and a lengthier running time but fans of the cast (past, present and future) will enjoy this one for what it did have, even with the limited extras offered up. Check it out and I think you'll see why director Robby D. is still making this "cockumentary" series well into 2005.