Jessica Jaymes Loves Cock

Hustler Video

Genre: Vignette

Director: Mark Kismet

Cast: Shy Love, Talon, Jessica Jaymes, Katie Morgan, Hillary Scott, Jerry, Tony T., Anna Mills, Mark Wood
Non-sex role by Mark Kismet

Length: 79 minutes

Date of Production: 9/9/2005

Extra's: The only extras this time were some trailers and a slide show unless you count spam and advertisements as extras.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Jessica Jaymes Loves Cock was presented in the same 1.85:1 ratio non-anamorphic widescreen color it was shot in by director Mark Kismet. In all, it didn't look bad but the lighting on the indoor scenes left much to be desired (causing grain and shadows mostly) and the outdoor scenes seemed far too static to convey all the chemistry some of the pairings offered up. The composition of the scenes was a mixed bad but I thought that Mark did a decent overall job at capturing the best aspects of the women he was directing. I saw no compression artifacts and it looked okay for a low budget movie. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English with no separation between the channels and limited dynamic range. In the final sex scenes, the wind noise was very bad so to combat it, the volume was cut way down (where it could still be heard above the vocals and the earlier lines were left intact with all the flaws).

Body of Review: Say what you want about Hustler Video but as a fan of the magazine going back to the 1970's, I think the company deserves a lot of credit for expanding the market worldwide. While not all of their movies are the best available, they do tend to serve as a testing ground for new directors to cut their teeth, making the company invaluable as ever although for different reasons. Today's review is of their latest title, Jessica Jaymes Loves Cock, a showcase to the infamous porn performer best known for her lesbian antics onscreen or her outside relationships. The movie really seemed like it was originally a feature but lost much of the dialogue to budget cuts so if you're looking for a story to follow, look elsewhere. Here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:

Scene One: Shy Love, a foxy little brunette with a lean body and large implants, was up first outside as she pulled down the pants of handyman Talon. Foe his part, he didn't seem to mind one bit as he stood stoically by and let her do so, holding her hair like the gentleman he is known to be. Shy has always been orally aggressive so it came as no surprise that she worked him over like a champion in her mouth, making noises and using her hand to increase the friction as needed. Rather than go down on her himself, he just went to tapping that tight pussy of hers as she laid back on what looked to be an air conditioning unit on the roof. I think most fans will appreciate how energetically and enthusiastically she took to riding his shaft in her ass; bucking her hips into his pelvis like she was trying to scratch an itch she had deep inside her rectum. It ended when he jerked off into her mouth, and other than looking at the camera a few times, she was a solid scene to start with.

Scene Two: Jessica Jaymes, the brunette star of the flick (and gal on the front DVD cover), was up next in a lesbian pairing with hotty Katie Morgan, inside the house on the staircase. Katie was looking fine as could be and Jessica seemed to be in rare form too. Folks that know her probably also know about her ability to elevate the heat in a lesbian scene (some day, maybe she'll be able to do that with a man on camera too) so seeing her with the talented Katie was sure to be a treat for me. Jessica dominated the scene as she suckled on Katie's breasts and Katie went down on her to return the favor. Jessica took a turn eating at the Y as well before pulling out a cool looking glass dildo to play with inside Katie's pussy. Katie, in turn, took care of her friend's needs with a small pocket vibrator to get her off. It seemed like a short scene to me but both gals shined more than a little bit even if they weren't at their best.

Scene Three: Hillary Scott, one of the most sought after gonzo gals in the business, was up next in a scene with muscular Jerry in the home fitness room. Her small pink dress and matching panties came off to reveal her fairly new implant scars but he didn't care as the two warmed each other up a bit. Her oral was more playful than Shy's was in the opening scene, with the echoes of the room causing some issues on the speakers as they broke up a few times. She was sloppy, messy, and left streamers all over the place as she jerked him off into her mouth that was bent on inhaling his balls through his rod by the way she sucked it. The two then boned in a few positions with the standing romp being first up as he hammered her ass thoroughly. What set her apart from the others was how well she rode his cock in her ass like it was the most natural thing in the world. Even putting lovely Shy to shame, Hillary screamed out loud as she worked her lean body up and down on him so well. It eventually ended with a load to the mouth that he jerked out so handily, looking as though she swallowed it down in the process.

Scene Four: Jessica Jaymes, looking even better than before in her form fitting black dress, threw a hissy fit after Mark Kismet (the director) and one of his uncredited crew got into a squabble. She grabbed the next guy coming in the door, Tony T., and demanded to be allowed to suck his cock. Tony, always the team player, acquiesced to her demands and allowed her to do so at great personal sacrifice inside the front hallway by the front door. They then went to the bedroom where he snacked on her crack and kept amazingly quiet as he porked her pussy in missionary. She laid flat as a board and closed her eyes (I'm sure Tony's had that effect on many women in the past but he was being good thins time so I didn't understand it) as he worked his shaft in and out of her pussy. They did a few more positions before he popped his load onto her chest but she never showed any energy, enthusiasm, or passion, dragging the movie down in the process. Maybe she should be sent to remedial porn school for a few sessions to learn a few tricks.

Scene Five: Anna Mills, a busty blonde Texan with a pink & black polka dotted dress, was up next outside by the pool on a windy day (perhaps some foam on the boom mike earlier on in the scene would've helped more than turning down the volume by about half as took place here). She was reading the script with the director and his flunky, showing absolutely no skill whatsoever (obviously she was told to do it this way). Upon finding out how much she was to be paid, she went from frigid to quite warm, even going so far as to claim partner Mark Wood was cute. They kissed, fondled, and then she acted like she was getting a bonus for sucking him off with abandon. While it wasn't the most polished blowjob of the movie, he pulled her hair when asked and seemed to appreciate her style. She begged to be fucked but he wanted to get some of that meaty pussy in his mouth so he ate her out before they boned like crazy. When she was on top, she rode him very heatedly and when she wasn't, it was still better than Jessica's performance with Tony. He popped his nut on her face (though the wind took it all over the place) and the movie went to credits right after she said she was going shopping.

Summary: Jessica Jaymes Loves Cock served as a showcase for Jessica Jaymes though she wasn't even close to providing the kinds of sexual performances given by Shy Love and Hillary Scott in their respective scenes. Still, if you're a slavering fanboy of Jessica, this is about as good as you'll find her act (especially with men; certainly not her strong point) and the other scenes were pretty good. Given the relative lack of extras, the technical failings, and the weakness of most of the scenes, I rated this one as a Rent It though fans should act with their little head rather than their big head since that's what porn is all about. One day, I hope Jessica will liven up the small screen to show she has learned to compete with her skills instead of her name but this wasn't her chance to do so.