Up'R Class

3rd Degree

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Chris Streams

Cast: Michelle Lay, Pat Myne, Shy Love, Mark Davis, Mr. Pete, Simone Style, Mick Blue, Venus, Mark Wood, Vanessa Lane

Length: 126.5 minutes

Date of Production: 8/29/2005 to 10/14/2005

Extras: The best extra was easily the 21.4 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that showcased the cast and crew as they readied for their scenes and engaged in all sorts of irresponsible behavior (just like us fans enjoy watching). There a lot of material on the still photography too so check it out when you pick up the disc. There was also a photogallery based on the pictures taken during the shoot, a cumshot recap, a true double sided DVD cover, and trailers to movies like Spanish Harlem, Hand To Mouth 2, Cum Beggars 3, Finger Licking Good 2, and Crack Addict 2.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Up'R Class was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by Chris Streams for release by 3rd Degree. The lighting was almost always handled nicely, limiting the grain and other visual flaws in the open settings of the house (living room and bedroom). The composition of the shots was largely enhancing to the ladies as they diddled themselves or took on their partners with a few spots in need of fill lighting but otherwise covering up most of their minor flaws. There were no compression artifacts and the fleshtones were very accurate, making this one visually appealing to me. The 2.0 stereo audio was a bit more basic with no separation or major dynamic range but I could almost always hear what was said and the music didn't interfere with my viewing pleasure.

Body of Review: Chris Streams is one of the directors for 3rd Degree that I have come to trust in terms of the kind of appealing porn he makes. I'll admit that I'd like to see more but so far, he's done some very appealing things with very talented ladies in his works to appreciate. His latest release is the wonderfully heated Up'R Class, a showcase for anal sex and another fine crew of ladies worth dropping a few bucks on. The cover was so appealing that I wish a poster were available since Simone's stunningly good looks and perfect ass are well worth allowing the world to see. That said, here's a look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used and that the scenes were almost universally hot:

Scene One: Michelle Lay, a lean brunette in skimpy undies, was up first as she slowly walked through the house in her high heels to hook up with studly Pat Myne on the couch. He had been jerking off and she took over for him, even rubbing her stockinged leg across his prick to get him raring to go more. This led to some limited oral on him before she teased by sitting on his lap, he wanted her badly so she reverted to form and sucked him off like a champion on her knees. She knew she was in complete control of him as she tongued his tip and he snacked on her crack for mere moments before driving his boner into her waiting pussy. The look on her face was priceless as he drilled away, with her doing PTM before they switched to anal. She was less physically active at that but did some ATM and was quite vocal in terms of enjoying it. She finished by swallowing his load down easily. This was an excellent start given her chemistry with him and passion levels.

Scene Two: Shy Love, a personal favorite of mine for the way she adds in a seductive measure to her work so often these days (I hate her implants but love her ass and eyes though), was up next as she teased the camera on the couch with some solo action that had her drilling for something inside her pussy (note to self: kiss her hand the next time I run into her at a show). She was joined by two generations of porn stud with Mark Davis and Mr. Pete ready with their cocks at half mast for her to suck. She alternated with her mouth and hands to keep them both happily occupied, soon moving to handling one at a time in her mouth while the other boned that precious pussy of hers hardily. I wasn't really into the gagging noises she made during oral but her flexibility was sweet to watch and the guys really put her through the paces this time. Pete tapped her ass first and she even did a DP with them but the reverse cowgirl anal was a sight to see! There was more DP footage and she did a lot of ATM and other taste testing before they popped loads into her mouth and on her face. Whew!

Scene Three: Simone Style, the hotty on the front DVD cover with the perfect ass and porn eyes, was up next as she masturbated on a bed in such a manner that I wanted to floss with her G string. If you like powerful legs with full asses, she'll appeal to you too and the lucky stiff to work with her was studly Mick Blue (one of the nicest guys in porn from my experience). He did what many of us want to do and snacked on her ass crack, working over her tender pussy as though it were being readied for a powerful pounding. She skipped the initial oral to let him hammer away at her pussy and ass, tasting it clean several times between positions. The way her cheeks rippled was enough to make me drool and even he was driven wild with desire to get in ever deeper. She wasn't the most active gal and her limited vocabulary ("oh yes yes yes") could use some work but I'd fancy a couple of pokes at either of her holes if given the opportunity. She finished him off by draining his balls dry and sucking him clean. Sweet!

Scene Four: Venus, a short but playful gal with huge nipples and a white outfit not unlike Simone's black version, was up next as she masturbated on the couch. That she could easily fit four fingers inside herself told me that she'd be no good for me in real life since I'm not that big (okay, I'm fibbing-I'm actually trolling her for another date to rip her up). She was good and wet when everyman Mark Wood entered the room naked with an erection for her to suck. He held her head and was rougher than usual as he throatfucked her in a wild manner. She rode him as though she had an itch to scratch with the kind of abandon I seldom see from her these days. Yeah, she did PTM and soon was bouncing away on his rod in her ass too but enthusiasm is only part of what made this one of her best scenes to date and I think she knew it. The facial was as big as I've seen him pop all year and she tasted it as though it were cookie dough batter. It wasn't the best scene of the movie but it was another solid scene with lots of replay value.

Scene Five: Vanessa Lane, a gal that has provided numerous wild scenes herself in the last year or so, was up last in a scene that followed the formula and had her working with Mr. Pete and Mark Davis after a pocket rocket got her ready. I know she took a break for awhile to take care of some personal matters and I wish she had taken a few more weeks to fatten up a bit (she was too thin) but her energy levels were certainly up to their old levels and I enjoyed watching how flexible she had remained as the guys stretched her, screwed her, and jammed their meat down her throat as she requested. She's another one with implants that really don't work for her but fans of washboard abs will fall for her nonetheless. She did anal as well as she did vaginal and the DP, dispelling the myth that you can't do it all with passion. Her gasps for air were cool to hear and while this also wasn't the best scene of the movie, it was a great way to close out the excellent DVD. The facials were enthusiastic too with Pete having to step back to avoid getting Mark's spew on his leg.

Summary: Up'R Class had plenty of fuck for the buck with the kind of replay value most of us wish were commonplace in porn these days. I rated the DVD as Highly Recommended since even the gals I'm not truly into turned in successful scenes with plenty of load dropping ability, and the technical values enhanced the action all the way. If Upper Class is the start of something new, I just hope that the casting provides for women equally as skilled in future volumes given the quantifiable energy, chemistry, and passion the cast showed this time. In short, it will be a tough act to follow since Up'R Class was an all around winner for a stroke flick.