Swank Ass Reamer's #1

Swank Digital

Genre: Anal, Vignette

Director: Various

Cast: Luisa De Marco, Angelina K, Sarah Blue, Veronica, Aliz (aka Liz Honey), Millena and Belicia.

Length: 2 hours 11 minutes

# of DVDs: 1

Date Of Production: 01/05/05

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Swank Ass Reamers #1 is present in a non-anamorphic 1.85:1 image that is neither horrible nor great. Shot on DV, I found the image to be a tad soft, but the colors were pretty accurate and the lighting was solid for the most part. Besides a small amount of edge enhancement, overall it was typical production values for your standard gonzo shot flick. Sound quality seemed to vary somewhat from scene to scene, but it never got bad enough that it was a distraction (except for the voiceovers, see the scene breakdowns below). The Dolby Digital 2.0 track provided a decent sound field and the music and when used, was mixed at a good level never drowning out the action. Note that the main menus were actually in 16:9 anamorphic, which was a nice but ultimately a tease.

Vince G's Initial Musings: "These Butts Are To Be Taken" proclaims the box art on Swank Ass Reamers #1. We'll see if they live up to their words or end up eating them. From the box art and title I'm looking to see some attractive women get their asses tore up. Let's find out if I'm right.

Scene One: "Wine Connoisseur" starring Luisa De Marco. The scene starts out with a voiceover presumably by the male actor and a "setup" for the sex via a wine tasting visit. Luisa is a good looking Latina who has a curvy body and a lot of enthusiasm. She gets pretty loud as she's taking on the male performers big black cock, especially in the ass. This first scene lives up to the title's name as it does deliver a good ass reaming. After she has a load dropped on her face, she enjoys a fresh glass of vino. Classy.

Scene Two: "Afternoon Anal with Angelina" starring Angelina K. Here we get another female voiceover that we could really do without. Angelina is a good looking brunette with some beautiful real tits (which she loves to play with) and a plump ass. Unfortunately if you're looking for some serious anal here, there's not a whole lot of it. But if you love a big natural breasted girl getting fucked and having her boobs batted around, you'll probably like this scene.

Scene Three: "Anal Daydreams" starring Sarah Blue. Sarah is a long legged brunette with a nice face and fine ass. Featured on the cover, she's also in one of the best (and strangest) scenes on this DVD. We don't get any cheesy voiceovers to start things off, but instead about 5 minutes into the film for about 15 seconds we get a series of future jump cuts, still images, black and white transitions and slow motion video. It's rather odd, but in the end I didn't find it to distract from the action. Miss Blue seems very into the action from the start and it really looks and sounds like she's having a great time. There's a good amount of anal positions that really make this scene stand out as one of the best on the DVD.

Scene Four: "Impatiently Waiting" starring Veronica. This one actually made me laugh because of the voiceover intro. I'd assume you're supposed to think it's the actress talking (who looks Eastern European), but it really sounds like a black women from the southern United States. I tried not to let that spoil the scene since Veronica is a fresh faced blond (with pigtails) with a nice tight body. There's some decent anal action, but for the most part this scene seems like pretty standard fare. There's no facial in this scene, but Veronica does a get a load shot right on her freshly raw asshole.

Scene Five: "Fist My Ass Then, My Feet" starring Aliz (aka Liz Honey). I should have known this scene would be disappointing when I noticed a grammatical error in the scene title. Back is the lame voice over, but at least this time it could actually be the actress voice. Liz is a serious hottie with a young and beautiful face, small perky tits and amazing legs and ass. As the title indicates, there is quite a lot of feet Fetish action in this scene if you're into that. In fact it seems the feet are focused on more than the anal. I'm not really into feet, but I did enjoy when she was working the male performers cock with her pink socks on. The action was pretty average and the camera work/editing was pretty standard. This just goes to prove that even a really hot chick doesn't make a scene work.

Scene Six: "Untitled" starring Millena. So not only do we not get a scene title or a voice over, I found you the only way to access this scene from the Chapters menu is to hit the Main Menu button. If you click on the scene button, it takes you to Scene Five… Somebody needs to work on their DVD authoring skills. What you do get is a petite, cute redhead with pigtails and knee high socks getting her tight pussy and ass fucked. This girl is seriously small and there was some work involved to get any kind of penetration on this little lady. There are numerous positions throughout the scene and Millena is into everything. The camerawork is really strong and helps capture all of the action. Great scene to end things the DVD with, even if it was culled from another Swank DVD, JUST 18 #1.

BONUS Scene: Starring Belicia. The bonus scene starts of with a scrolling disclaimer: "Belicia wouldn't do it in the ass, but keep watching if you want to see what she would do." I thought this was rather strange, especially when I found out that Belicia was the really cute brunette on the cover! Another thing that was puzzling is that in another DVD I reviewed, Anal Teen Tryout's 11, she does a great Anal scene. Strange. As far as "bonus scene's" go, this is probably one of the better ones that you'll see. Belicia gives a great performance (notably her skills at sucking and riding cock) as well as the male actor. I do have to admit, I found this girl to be extremely attractive and I'm rather picky about who I say that about. A really great scene (unless you want some anal action).

Extras: The bonus scene detailed above is easily the best extra on this DVD. You also get a photo gallery which runs a total of 1 minute 41 seconds. There's also 11 minutes of trailers for: Swank XXX Teens #1, GENT #1, Just 18 #1, Swank XXX #1.

Vince G's Final Word: In the end those butts were taken (mostly, see Bonus Scene), but depending on your definition of "Reaming", this title might not live up to what it promotes. If you're really hardcore into pure anal action, I'd probably say this is just a rental. However, if you like a mixed bag gonzo featuring some attractive ladies with a dose of anal, I'd recommend checking this out.