Lick Her Ass Off My Dick

Red Light District

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Martin Del Toro

Cast: Luscious Lopez, Monica Sweetheart, John Strong, Brianna Love, Jessica Jammer, James Deen, Kelly "Fuckin" Wells, Tyla Wynn, Sandra Romain, Veronica Rayne, Tony T., Chyanne Jacobs, Veronica Jett, Mysti May

Length: 135 minutes

Dates of Production: 1/28/2006, 2/1/2006, 2/2/2006, 2/3/2006

Extras: For most people, the bonus blowjob scene by Mysti May will be the best extra, even though it only lasted about 5.5 minutes. The 13.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature was also quite well done with multiple interviews and Kelly proving how truly twisted she can be on a dare (Note to Kelly: I dare you to suck my dick! lol). There was a photogallery and cumshot recap too with a double sided DVD cover (the second side being covers to other releases though).

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Lick Her Ass Off My Dick was presented in the original 1.33:1ratio full frame color it was shot in by director Martin Del Toro for Red Light District. The lighting was solid in most cases, reducing the grain & video noise to minimal levels. The composition of the shots was almost always favorable to the ladies and helped enhance their already awesome good looks though there was a bit more movement with the camera during some of the close ups than I generally prefer. The DVD mastering was solid as well and this is an area where Red Light District has long proven to be ahead of the pack. The only point of contention some of you will have is with the light watermark on the lower right hand corner of the screen but it really wasn't all that noticeable to me given the fisheye effect employed during the scenes. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo with crisp vocals and none of the lame music getting in the way once the sex scenes started. I really didn't mind that there was no separation or that the dynamic range was only slightly better than average since I could hear everything but more vocals would've been appreciated.

Body of Review: Martin Del Toro is one of the most recent additions to the Red Light District directorial roster of late. His style has been honed over work at numerous companies and this latest change will likely allow him to continue his mad dash towards gonzo superstardom with Lick Her Ass Off My Dick being the first of his works there for me to appreciate. I'm not a fan of ass to mouth (ATM) or ass to other girl's mouth (ATOGM) but can readily appreciate a company that provides exactly what is advertised on the cover. Well, if you're into circus act sex, you'll like this one too as the 372nd release from the company shows that Martin is going to fit right in with the current bunch of perverts working there. The casting was exceptionally perfect and while my short list for such ladies would've picked a few others to trade out on, they might be available in later shows so I'll reserve judgment until they do. That said, here's a look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used and many of you will find Martin a perfect choice to direct such scenes if his other titles look this good:

Scene One: Luscious Lopez, the curvy Latina with the bountiful ass (whose first work in porn was for Martin Del Toro), was up first with the gorgeous covergirl Monica Sweetheart, with both wearing lingerie that enhanced the action a lot. Luscious was crawling on the floor, kissing Monica's feet, working her way up the statuesque hotty as the scene by the front door progressed. Monica used a vibrator on her new friend's ass too until John Strong walked over to the couch for them to orally attack. It was a messy blowjob by both gals, complete with spitting (even on the camera lens), though I really didn't see the point of that act. Regardless, it was a great hummer with tremendous energy and lots of glub glub noises for those into it and positional movement for different points of view. The oral was terrific but the point of the movie was anal and after skipping over the pussy sex, John was banging Monica's tight little ass while Luscious assisted them both by giving her female pal head and doing some ATOGM on his dick. The switching of partners allowed Monica to repay the favor nicely and this continued until the ending pop shot (with small detours for armpit fucking). The scene ended with a pop shot down Luscious' ass crack to Monica's mouth, with the gals licking each other and the couch clean to finish up. Whew!

Scene Two: Brianna Love, the cute contract gal at RLD, was up next as she teased on a bed with weird camera effects before the scene picked back up outside by the pool to show foxy Jessica Jammer joining her for some lesbian licking. The natural lighting looked very fetching on the ladies and I can't say that Brianna's ass ever looked better in a movie (it looked better when it was inches from my face in January but that's another story). The lingerie the ladies wore enhanced their look too and the playful nature they each displayed towards one another was fun to watch but not as much fun as seeing James Deen provide them both some of his sausage on the couch for the messy oral display of affection. While it wasn't a contest, Brianna seemed most at home with a dick in her mouth by the slightest of margins, with Jessica riding his cock in her ass better than most would. The scene followed the formula with each gal taking anal and the other gal cleaning off the dick in her mouth (ass to other gal's mouth-ATOGM). They were both capable of handling the anal equally well, showing lots of active riding during the various positions (and Brianna making those high pitched squeaky noises of hers). The begging by the gals who were propped up back to back in pile driver was pretty hot to watch, James moving between them handily. Armpit fans (all ten of you) will enjoy the minimal action in that aspect of the scene too though it really didn't help me much (maybe better provided as a bonus feature of extra than in the main scenes themselves). The pop to Jessica's ass went to a shoe and the gals licked it clean with some swapping in another fine circus act sex scene.

Scene Three: Kelly "Fuckin" Wells and Tyla Wynn, have long been a couple of freaky women when it came to hardcore sex scenes. I don't think either of them has any limits to what they'll do if the price is right, far less than many others in the field for some of the most bizarre stuff you'll see from what I've heard. After some more of the weird camera work, the ladies were rediscovered outside where they serviced each other in lingerie, popping back up in the bed with John Strong to follow the now set formula. They were oral whores in the most flattering sense of the word, trying to outdo one another as they worked him over like they were on fire. The camera spitting bugged me more this time but at least the lens was cleaned off faster and served to acknowledge that they were paying attention to the audience that would be watching the scene until the end of time. Kelly was first to ride, making Tyla the first to suck his dick clean, but each gal got in on the action and served to aggressively ride him like there was no tomorrow. The dirty talk was on overdrive too and while neither gal is my favorite performer, I'd be wrong to say that either of them lacked in energy or decadence. The armpit action was eventually back and the anal creampie to Kelly was sucked through a straw by Tyla with some cum snorting action as seen on the BTS by Kelly to finish this wild scene.

Scene Four: Sandra Romain, arguably one of the top five anal vixens in porn these days, was up next with the beautiful Veronica Rayne on the staircase. Sandra was the initial dominant partner with Veronica orally servicing her but both gals snacked on crack just fine. The formula changed a bit when Tony T. walked in, immediately slamming his dick in Veronica's ass for Sandra to suck clean. He didn't drive it all the way in but Sandra showed her pal how it could be done best. The intermittent oral provided a nice change of pace from the otherwise formulaic approach and even the armpit action seemed okay this time with the scene ending as expected with Veronica taking an anal creampie for Sandra to suck out and cumswap. She didn't swallow most of it (it slipped out of her mouth) but it was still a good scene for the advertised action and his ability to pop twice in the scene was a remarked improvement over his peers.

Scene Five: Chyanne Jacobs, a curvy gal of mixed heritage, and goth favorite Veronica Jett, were up last as the two engaged in the now standardized lesbian action by the indoors staircase. This led to John Strong joining them with their butts filled to the brim with anal plug (Chyanne sporting one with a tail). The oral was up front again, with both gals equally talented and providing a fair bit of energy on his shaft before they started the anal action with clean up as advertised. Veronica went do far as to toss his salad (rim his ass) as her partner blew him but neither of them seemed into the anal action like most of the other ladies from the previous scenes. The vocals were present too but in limited quantities and this scene was the most like a filler, even if it had some moderate play value for a time or two. Armpit enthusiasts will enjoy this one too though Veronica's taking of the load via Chyanne's ass crack was visually more disgusting (and in circus act sex, that's what people look for).

Bonus Scene: Mysti May, a hotty with a great mane of hair and a sweet little ass, was offered up in the bonus scene as she crawled up the stairs in her purple fishnet stockings and skimpy panties. She was a sight to behold and the end result was her blowing some lucky stiff (yes, he was very stiff) though he came very fast (the scene lasted a bit over 5 minutes).

Summary: Lick Her Ass Off My Dick was a very heated release for most of the scenes with director Martin Del Toro showing he can indeed hang with the big boys of gonzo porn. In a world full of false advertising (or at least misleading advertising), it's nice to see a company and director go out of their way to give fans what they want. Granted, plenty of you will consider that the movie jumped the gonzo shark but the technical values, selection of ladies, and quality fuck for the buck were all in solid form here, earning a rating of Recommended or better depending on what you like to see. I sense Martin will be making a lot of perverts happy as a director for Red Light District if this title was an example of what he'll be bringing to fans in the near future so keep an eye out for his follow ups.