Big Trouble In Little Vagina

1st Strike

Genre: Vignette

Director: Astrux

Cast: Kylee King, Ethan Cage, Daisy Marie, Anthony Hardwood, Mysti May, Richard Kline/Raymond, Nyomi Zen, Reno, Kelly Kline, TJ Cummings

Length: 102.5 minutes

Date of Production: 3/9/2006

Extras: For me, the best extra was the 15.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Macdaddy that had most of the cast engaging in some hardcore action as well as tease. There was also a lot of time spent on the stills being taken of the cast with some interview footage to cap it all off with. I can't say that I was really into the 18.5 minute long Bonus Scenes from Booty Island but I described it below for those who care to know the details. There was a slide show, ten trailers, and a true double sided DVD cover for those who care as well.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Big Trouble In Little Vagina was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by an uncredited director (listed only as Astrux) for 1st Strike, a subsidiary of Nectar Entertainment. The lighting for the scenes was generally decent and this kept the picture looking good in most of the scenes. The grain wasn't bad, nor was the video noise, and I saw no compression artifacts to speak of. The composition of the shots typically favored the ladies and enhanced their looks, though there were some parts that could've been edited better to pace the scenes more evenly. The 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo audio was almost average, with the tease portion of the scenes crowded by lame music and the rest of the vocals handled well enough for porn.

Body of Review: 1st Strike is generally referred to as the hardcore sister company to Nectar Entertainment. While not all of their releases have been the best in the market, they have certainly provided some heated action (I've only had the opportunity to review a handful, most of the better titles never making it to me for review). Today's review is of Big Trouble In Little Vagina, a series of five vignettes with youthful ladies teasing the camera before having sex and jerking a guy off to orgasm. While I picked up the DVD for the performances of Mysti May and Kelly Kline, they weren't the only ladies worth checking out so here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used at all:

Scene One: Kylee King, an all natural brunette in a skimpy red outfit consisting of a bra and short shorts, was up first as she posed by the post near the house on a cloudy day. She teased and masturbated a little bit, all to the droningly loud and generic music, slowly disrobing to show why she was selected as the opener for the movie. The tease was abruptly brought to an end as the scene faded into her back in her clothes, sucking off mope squad member Ethan Cage on the living room couch. The blowjob was short and mechanical, leading to a bout of vaginal boning where she got sweaty riding him actively. They had no noticeable chemistry and it ended when she jerked him off into her mouth, looking at the camera with a "where's my check" look on her face.

Scene Two: Daisy Marie, a fetching brunette that looked about 95 pounds soaking sweat who was featured on the front DVD cover, was up next as she teased in her little blue outfit in the living room by the couch. The music was woefully similar but she was very facially pretty and I figured Anthony Hardwood would be a decent ride for her to strut her stuff. She gave him a short but warmish hummer and he returned the oral on her ever so slightly, leading to him boning her vaginally on the couch. She was very oral but the comments were under her breath and repetitive, weakening the overall scene for me more than a little bit but she showed some nice potential nonetheless. Still, she let him do most of the work and a passive piece of ass is not my favored way to spend time, though to be fair, she seemed to enjoy PTM and got slightly better towards the end of the scene. It ended when she jerked him off into her mouth, not swallowing but at least keeping her eyes open.

Scene Three: Mysti May, the hotty seen on the right hand side of the front DVD cover and major reason why I picked up the DVD, was up next in her black top and itty bitty red panties in the living room. Her gorgeous eyes and curvy figure were pleasant to watch wiggle around and while the music sucked; her charmingly coy way of working the camera enhanced the scene a lot for me. She was stuck working with Richard Kline/Raymond (a very nice guy but not overly gifted physically), but her oral gifts still made the most of it throughout the scene. She had oodles of what I tend to refer to as fun factor, playfully working him over as though he were the best thing in the world to convey a sense of heat to the camera. She also carried that attitude forward into the vaginal riding portion of the scene, demanding he smack her ass as she actively road his cock. She was her usual vocal self and while she could get over the top in that sense, I thought her scene was the best of the show; even if she wasn't pushed past any limits or given much to do. She jerked him off to a facial finish, working him over nicely with what she had to work with.

Scene Four: Nyomi Zen, a very cute Asian gal with an all natural body, followed the formula well enough though her ability to convincingly tease the camera in the living room setting was not overly impressive to me. She was working with Reno, the studliest guy in the cast, and sucked him off fairly well; using her hand to gland combat technique to get him hard as her mouth serviced him in a teasing manner. It was as purely energetic or enthusiastic as Mysti's but it was probably the second best of the show and worth a look. It led to a vaginal ride where she actually showed a lot of appreciation for the cock she was screwing, making the scene a surprise for me in terms of how well she performed. Like the other gals, she did PTM, cleaning his cock thoroughly as she took a break from screwing, spanking herself as though to speed things up. She was moderately vocal and handled him just as well in her ass as her pussy. She jerked him off to her face, ending a second scene well worth your time and money.

Scene Five: Kelly Kline, a lovely gal that has launched many a load from me and thousands of others in the last several years, was up last and my other reason for picking up the DVD to review. While also a very nice person, she frequently delivers the goods where other ladies fall short, offering more than just a great looking face and body but the kind of sex appeal that would've made her a fantastic contract gal. The tease wasn't her best but she managed to convey a sense of being turned on, slowly disrobing to the lame music in her purple undies in the minimalist setting of the living room. The sex began when she and TJ Cummings masturbated one another on the couch and she pushed him down to blow him. It was an active oral ride and she put on quite a show, managing to appear as though she were into the action all the way from the blowjob to the vaginal ride to the PTM and back again. The scene ended as expected as she jerked him off to her face, marking it as a decent scene to enjoy, if not her best work of late.

Bonus Scene: Booty Island: "The setting established as a wealthy house on a large estate, the first couple provided some eye candy in the form of a lean hotty in a red bathing suit and a muscular man skilled in the art of performance dance (using a rainbow colored veil to twirl about with some degree of precision). Her fine ass distracted me and he responded well to her oral loving, both as kisses and a blowjob, on the steps of the Villa. The erotic nature of the scene was better than most of what took place in the previous movie, even though the technical matters bugged me more than a little bit on occasion. The primary sex acts were oral and vaginal but some anal took place too with her just as active as he was throughout the scene. I thought she enjoyed working with him and it's a shame that I had nothing to identify her with given the strength of her performance that ended with a pop shot to her face."

Summary: Big Trouble In Little Vagina had two very energetic and enthusiastic scenes, one decent scene, and a couple that would work for a sailor at sea on an extended tour. In all, the technical values were decent but provided little to enhance the mood of the scenes, even weakening them in some ways as described above. Regardless, I would list this one as a Rent It and a decent chance to see how well a performer like Mysti May can perform under even the lamest circumstances possible though to be fair, the generic nature of the shoot were not technically the worst I've seen in the last few years. To elevate the heat here would have required breaking free from the formula and getting a cast that had some chemistry together more than switching to better music or more seasoned camera operators so check it out if you're still interested.