Ass Cleavage 8

Zero Tolerance

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Mike Quasar

Cast: Felony, Scott Nails, Rebeca Linares, Sascha, Luscious Lopez, Marco Banderas/Duato, Chelsie Rae, Sascha, Nicki Hunter, Chris Charming, Lisa Ann, James Deen

Length: 159.5 minutes

Dates of Production: 8/15/2006 to 8/25/2006

Extra's: The best extra was the 16 minute long Behind the Scenes feature since it had the ladies all in various states of undress and some of them providing extra sex. It was a solid extra, if not the best I've seen over recent months, but it seemed to capture the essence of the cast having a good time, making it a nice addition to the DVD and fans will like the interviews by Mike. It started with Nicki Hunter and ended with a lengthy bit by Lisa Ann (with a short homage to Benny Hill) but there was some quality footage throughout the feature. There was also a photogallery, a cumshot recap, a true double sided DVD cover and matching slipcase cover, and a set of trailers to movies like Double Decker Sandwich, Who's Your Daddy?, Big Rack Attack, Drive Thru, Virgin Surgeon, Gaper Maker, and Fine Ass Babes.
Note: There was no Strip Tease extra as advertised on the back cover yet again.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Ass Cleavage 8 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as shot by Mike Quasar for Zero Tolerance. The lighting was very good, limiting the grain and video noise while providing accurate fleshtones on the cast. The picture wasn't always perfect but the composition of the shots was as solid as I remember Mike providing in the past, always enhancing the look of the ladies in their scenes substantially. The fleshtones were accurate and in technical terms, some care was applied to the production. There were no compression artifacts observed and the overall visual quality was pretty good, as expected. The audio registered on my receiver as 2.0 Dolby Digital but the vocals varied a fair amount in terms of loudness and the music ended after the scenes truly began. I didn't notice anything that would give your home theatres a work out but the audio properties did not detract from the experience. Fans of Spanish can listen to the secondary audio track in that language too; I found it to be an okay dub though only spot checked it.

Body of Review: Mike Quasar has been the leading director at Zero Tolerance no matter who happens to be credited on the front cover or in the rolling credits of their movies. He might not make every movie they release but on a given day, you're making a safe bet if you point to him as the one controlling the camera and casts of their production. The company was initially founded on the premise that is had "zero tolerance for: dumb fucking dialogue, ugly bitches, stretch marks, Tijuana boob jobs, stupid tattoos, fake orgasms, limp cocks, weak pop shots, hookers who hate fucking, sorry ass suitcase pimps, crack whores, and bad pornography", a splendid attitude that they try to keep in mind these days, even if they don't completely follow it. That said, one of their best series has long been the Ass Cleavage series, and today's review of Ass Cleavage 8, the sequel to Ass Cleavage 7, was another title the company should sell a lot of. The cover said this about it: "Face down, ass up, that's the way these girls like to fuck! Grab the anal lube and get ready for another episode of pillow-pushin, cheek-clapping, skin-slapping hardcore ASS fucking. These backdoor beauties never say no to a hard cock up their ass...and why should they? They've got big, round rumps that can't wait to smother every inch of your dick. Fuck titty cleavage, we want ASS and lots of it!" In general, there was anal in the scenes, a cast of physically appealing ladies, and while it was a rollercoaster ride in terms of the scenes being the best they could be, I found the highlights to be very awesome. Here's a look of the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:

Scene One: Felony, a lean little gal with dark hair and just enough ass to interest me (though hardly someone I'd start off an Ass Cleavage movie with), teased the camera in bed without any interview or talking before Scott Nails joined her. He pawed at her as he pulled down her black shorts and neon yellow thong, rimming her and rubbing her for the warm up. She squealed in approval as he continued his oral assault on her private parts, patting him on the head like he was the old guy from Benny Hill. He nailed her (pun intended) in several positions and she sucked him clean (PTM) before actively riding him some more, switching to anal well into the scene since, as she put it, her "ass was jealous". The piledriver anal was not her best position since she was so passive but this held true for all of her anal work in the scene, resulting in the load to her ass (which was pushed in by his cock after being dumped on the hole). They may not have had tremendous chemistry but there was a lot of energy in some parts of the scene.

Scene Two: Rebeca Linares, an extremely cute Latina with a body built for speed over comfort, was up next as she followed the revised formula of teasing the camera with no interviews; just smoking hot tease in her skimpy lingerie. The lucky guy to gash her was Sascha (now you know why I didn't take up rap as a career), when she left the living room to join him on the bright red couch. Her red fishnet panties didn't last long as he orally warmed her up and the slightly rough love taps he gave seemed to meet with approval from her before she aggressively sucked him off. Her all natural titties bounced nicely as they vaginally screwed, with her actively showing the world why she's such a delight sexually. They did a lot of vaginal and oral sex before the very short anal; a good idea since she really didn't seem to be into the backdoor action. It ended with a pop shot to her asshole that she fingered and tasted, marking another warm scene that didn't quite live up to the potential of the cast.

Scene Three: Luscious Lopez, a truly curvy hotty that worked perfectly for the theme of the movie, was up next in a two piece outfit colored neon blue. Her tease was hot and that ass of hers was off the charts fine, lending itself to a lot of play by studly Marco Banderas/Duato, after some solo fun. He orally worked that delightful set of cheeks over and was rubbing his cock in no time, allowing her to prove her substantial body of oral skills as she gyrated before him. She was lost in the moment and that elevated the heat of the entire movie in some ways, adding lots of replay value and strokability to the mix (the previous scenes were pretty good but not exceptional). Her dirty talk didn't hurt either as she used it to enhance the mood, resulting in the most active ride of the movie when the two moved to an easy chair (hmm, a good term for a porn scene, come to think of it). Unlike the others, she rode him in her ass just as solidly, proving to be a great addition to the cast as her cheeks rippled so very well. The facial eventually closed the action out with some limited swallowing; making this scene a major highlight of the flick (excellent passion, chemistry, and other factors this time).

Scene Four: Chelsie Rae, a lean, all natural cutie that could easily pass as the sister of retired performer Alexa Rae, was up next as she followed the formula and teased the camera. She had the kind of pouty good looks that you'll find in most decent strip clubs or college campuses, adding to the freshness and appeal of the scene as a result. Her bikini underwear was black with pink trim, with the stairs making her ass look its best even if it wasn't the biggest ass of the flick. She worked with lucky Sascha, a guy known for being slightly rough on the ladies but she seemed to enjoy it. He skipped going down on her at first, allowing her to do the honors with his moderate sized cock in her mouth as he fingered her. She had an unrefined, slightly raw manner of sucking cock that appeared to be less polished then some of the others, a nice change of pace in many ways. She was vocal but initially too passive a ride as he hit the cookie hard. She did start to increase the tempo as things progressed but then she stopped after an edit (making me think they stopped to switch positions and lost some of the spark she had developed as a result). She did some PTM and moved to an even more passive anal (with ATM of course); even losing much of her dirty talk as she tried to keep up with him. As she regained her composure, the words started to flow again but as hot looking as she may be, she needs to pick up the pace a bit to make her scenes as worthwhile as can be. The pop to the ass was the same but this was a low point in the movie, especially after a scene like the one Luscious provided.

Scene Five: Nicki Hunter, a firebrand performer with lightened hair, nice curves, and a tease act that would melt steel, was up next as she showed why her fans find her so strokable. Her coy manner and playfulness was fine enough that she should teach classes to gals entering the industry, using dirty talk to elevate the heat more than a little before she started slobbing the knob of Chris Charming. If you're a fan, you'll already know how excellent her oral skills are and this scene proved to be no different; with her cranking up the energy levels as she sucked him hard before jumping his bones. Unlike many in the industry that seem to go through the motions (often well enough to make it strokable but lacking much spark to add replay value), Nicki is also known for the way she seems driven during her work. In this case, she impaled herself on Chris and never let up; doing taste testing, fingering her own ass, and earning every penny of her paycheck. He isn't exactly known for his sense of rhythm but she handled that too, even forcing the confused guy to do anal as well as possible (he literally looked lost at one point). The standard anal pop applied and the scene was another highpoint for me. Yum!

Scene Six: Lisa Ann, the hotty on the front DVD cover, was up in her reported first anal scene. Rather than use a guy with a huge schlong, she wisely picked the diminutive James Deen to work with so the anal pounding would feel about the same as her finger or a small toy. Her tease was superb though and I'm sure a lot of fans will be using it alone to satisfy themselves with the gifted 30-something gal well worth the effort it will take. I remember her from before she retired and if anything, she's looking fitter now then she did back then; marking this as another scene in her comeback that people will talk about for some time to come. He worked her ass with his tongue and hand before she blew him enthusiastically; showing some of the raw energy that fans always appreciate. Like Nicki before her, the skills she has acquired over the years were top notch and enhanced with a titty fuck before the penetrative sex began. The vaginal ride was clearly the most active position she engaged in here (and it was a fine ride) but she seemed to enjoy the more passive anal action too. Her respiration rate, flush skin, erect nipples and gleam of sweat all made it a winner to me. I've never been a fan of porn "firsts" and that was the case here too but she did provide another scene that I reckon I'll be watching for years to come (that being the operative word). The anal pop ended it as she eyed the camera hungrily.

Summary: Ass Cleavage 8 by director Mike Quasar for Zero Tolerance was a good addition to the Ass Cleavage and merited a rating of Recommended. The ladies, the technical values, the funny BTS, and the levels of fuck for the buck (a function of replay and strokability) were all factors in the rating with fans of some of the ladies probably wanting to boost the rating further. In short, Ass Cleavage 8 was a lot of fun and if someone knows how to get on Lisa's "friend" list in terms of dress rehearsals, by all means send me a note.