No Cum Dodging Allowed 7: Special Edition

Jules Jordan Video/Mike John Productions

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Mike John

Cast: Keeani Lei, Brian Surewood, Steve Holmes, Mike Hash, Rick Caine, Wade Hardman, Lefty Larue, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mr. Pete, Annette Chelsie Rae, Mark Furious, Lee Bang, Tone Capone, Tiffany, Kaci Starr, Erik Everhard, Mia Bangg, Dick Nasty, Schwartz, Guy DaSilva, Steven French, Tee Reel, Tony Everready, Hooks, Suave, Nick East, Alias, Brad Baldwin, Face Blaster, Prodigy X,

Length: 289.5 minutes

Date of Production: 10/12/2006

Extra's: The best extra was the 12 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Mike John. It had a number of entertaining moments like Brad Baldwin saying he's leaving porn for a real job (the horrors!), Chelsie Rae's fiancé happily handing her over to Mike, some of the shots being set up by Mike, and a little bit of extra sex. There was a photogallery, a cumshot recap, and that was all but thankfully the movie was long enough to cover for the weak extras.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: No Cum Dodging Allowed 7 was presented in a 1.85:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by the talented director Mike John for distribution by Jules Jordan Video. The fleshtones were accurate, the lighting well done, and the grain was minimal this time. The added detail of the anamorphic mastering enhanced the scenes more than a little bit, but the compositional work always seemed to enhance the look of the ladies a lot too. Mike did the camera work this time, capturing the huge amounts of material needed for the movie largely by himself. Some of the lighting wasn't perfect and some of the edits didn't cut away the weaker footage but this is part of the gonzo experience so it should come as no surprise that it didn't look as scripted as a feature and unlike most gonzo out on the market, Mike is a capable director that shows the newcomers to the field how to do it right. There were no observed compression artifacts and I never saw any tint or other issues that really got in the way. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English with no separation and relatively minimal dynamic range but the vocals were dominant throughout and clearly discernable too. There were some cell phones going off at one point that was funny (especially the comments made by the mope squad members) but this was the exception to the rule.

Body of Review: Mike John is something referred to as the father of GOOD POV shooting in porn, just as John Stagliano is normally credited with mastering and popularizing the gonzo format to make way for guys like Seymore Butts. Like most things in porn, good work gets a lot of attention and the masses copy what works so now that Mike is at Jules Jordan Video, I expect to see even more warehouse clerks emulating his style when eventually given their shot at directing in coming years. His latest release for the company to distribute is No Cum Dodging Allowed 7: Special Edition, a series that I last saw with No Cum Dodging Allowed 4 a few years ago. The premise is simple in that the ladies get to swallow copious amounts of male ejaculate, having complete scenes with some of the many partners they face in the course of the their lengthy scenes. If you like gals that swallow and fuck like they are possessed, you will really love this one. Here's a brief glimpse into the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used at all:

Scene One: Keeani Lei, the cute little Asian on the upper left hand corner of the front cover, was up first as Mike went about the house looking for her; introducing some of the men from the scene such as Brian Surewood, Steve Holmes, Mike Hash, Rick Caine, Wade Hardman, and Lefty Larue. When he found her, she was in one of the side rooms sucking off an ebony and ivory pair in her flimsy sundress; alternating between them until they blew loads into her mouth for her to swallow. She begged for more which started a veritable avalanche of mope squad members taking advantage of her need for seed, with the tease footage coming after she drained the first men dry. The second group boned her mouth, pussy, and ass; making her airtight a number of times as she yelled out with dirty talk. The dynamic of the scene continued as the men drilled her holes and she'd gulp down loads in series during what amounted to intermissions. She was an active rider of cock with Arnold, Steven, and much of the cast trying her out for style, showing that she had what it took to handle multiple partners in many positions so fans will love this scene of hers as pushing whatever limits she may have had going into it. The final loads coated her face with whatever missed her mouth, resulting in a very tired looking gal taken to the point of exhaustion.

Scene Two: Chelsie Rae, the very attractive hotty on the lower left hand corner of the front cover, was up next as she met Mike at the door with her fiancé (Johnny). I have to admit that the guy had a lot of security with his masculinity to be okay with her working so hard but she was looking exceptionally fine as she masturbated on the couch. If pressed, I'd say she looked like an all natural kid sister to Georgian peach, Alexa Rae (former Wicked Pictures contract gal) but she was easy on the eyes by any standard. Mike, Mark, Arnold, Lee, Tone, and a couple of others introduced themselves before her significant other left to let them get to work. The men surrounded the kneeling hotty in the living room for the initial blowbang; each getting a turn with her mouth before moving back in line. She drained them dry and swallowed all she could before the next batch stepped up to the plate, including Mr. Pete, Brian Surewood, and Steve Holmes. She blew them just as well but they were also honored with the privilege of banging her holes, focusing largely on her lovely ass but also making her airtight with a DP and hummer combination. She did some dirty talk with prodding and swallowed with the best of them in a playful manner. In all, she wasn't the most aggressive gal of the movie but she did an excellent job of establishing her credentials as a beauty that can handle anything.

Scene Three: Tiffany, the attractive blonde on the upper right hand cover wearing the white top, was up last on the first disc as she was interviewed on the bench outside. She claimed it was a risky venture for her since she was a teacher, reminding me of the Van Halen song Hot For Teacher, but at least she said she doesn't do her students. While someone with a decent livelihood as her is probably crazy for getting into porn (nothing stays hidden forever and school related jobs are almost ALL supervised by ultra conservative types; even in the People's Republic's of Massachusetts and California), she was so hot that I wasn't going to fuss since I was a benefactor of her career choice. Her large natural breasts, winning smile and face, lean figure and sweet little ass made her the perfect choice for teacher of the year in my book. Steve Holmes, Steve French, and one of the black guys were up first and she serviced all of them with a nod to cultural diversity. Holmes dove into her pussy first but all of them worked her over pretty hard; including a DP that pushed her limits substantially. She was too passive a lay for me; letting the guys do all the work, but she handled their seed well and took on the next batch with even more gusto when they walked in on her. In terms of heat and energy, this was the scene most lacking but her looks alone were such that I want to see more of her, a lot more, since I need some education from a teacher like this.

Scene Four: Kaci Starr, the cute gal on the upper right hand corner of the front DVD cover, was the first gal of the second disc; showing that a generous amount of baby fat can look good on a youthful gal. She wore full panties rather then the usual thong favored by those in porn, and showed off her ample curves with a smile and an interview before working with a couple of the black mope squad members. I've never known her to shy away from cocks of any race and this wasn't the case here either as she did her best with her sensitive gag reflex coming into play a few times during the scene. She swallowed their loads after giving them some head, continuing through the house as she drained multiple cocks of semen; including Erik Everhard, Brian Surewood, Mr. Pete, and numerous others. Erik was the first to nail her pussy on the couch, with Pete pulling in a close second, Brian coming in for thirds as the trio made her airtight (a DP and blowjob all at once). She wasn't a particularly active cock rider but she seemed to be having at least a little fun as her limits were pushed a bit beyond her comfort zone. These last three men giving her last doses of semen to swallow for the day.

Scene Five: Mia Bangg, the gap toothed cutie on the lower right hand corner of the cover was up next with a lot to follow since Kaci took nearly an hour to drain all the guys dry. She claimed to be starting her own talent agency during the interview but Mike was more interested in seeing her curvy ass as she teased him in her race themed bikini that enhanced her look so much. After stripping naked and walking through the house, she went into the next room which was full of guys like Steve Holmes, Brian Surewood, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Dick Nasty, Mr. Pete, and numerous other third tier guys (I counted ten while she counted eight) that wanted to hammer her holes. Unlike some of the other scenes, the men all piled on to work her over, from her ass to her mouth and all points in between with airtight shots, ball sucking, and a variety of acts that would've been too much for the inexperienced gals to handle. The rainbow coalition of meat puppets went relatively non-stop and it wasn't long before she was getting red all over (they weren't going easy on the veteran performer). The emphasis was split between oral (as the title suggests) and anal but by the time the scene ended nearly 30 minutes later, she had swallowed copious amounts of population pudding with ease, looking a bit worn but still smiling at her virtual achievement.

Scene Six: Annette Schwartz, the fleshy cutie on the middle of the lower half of the front DVD cover, was up last and with about an hour to work her magic, she was a solid choice to close out the lengthy flick. Her skimpy red outfit was very appealing on her German body, with her perfect skin, excellent smile, and pretty eyes enhancing the rest of her flawless package. I liked that she showed she could booty clap and it wasn't long before the tease turned into a huge gangbang with a dozen or more men; including Erik Everhard, Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, Steve Holmes, Guy DaSilva, Kyle Stone, and many more who lined up and surrounded her as she orally handled them the best she could. Unlike the last scene, no cell phones were going off as the men acted like they were grabbing for free t-shirts at a porn convention. The only thing that really bugged me about the scene was how someone kept a low howling going on in the background and like all gangbangs, there was some spirited competition between the men who all wanted some head at the same time. Kyle tried to get more then his fair share but he was sent back as the others moved up for their turns. She did do some salad tossing but not much as there were simply too many cocks to suck for her to go into specialty acts. Eventually, she held up a glass bowl and took contributions from the guys, taking some in her mouth from the tap while letting most of it go to the bowl for later swallowing. She milked some of them while most jerked themselves off to orgasm, the whole bowl of spew being gargled before she took it down in portions. She then engaged in another set of three before the quality crew came in to fuck her pussy and (mostly) ass, Erik being the leader of the group this time. She did some airtight work with him, Steve Holmes, and Surewood that was superior to the blowbang acts; a reversal of most gonzo where the vaginal and anal come before the crowd of men start dropping loads into the gal's mouth. She swallowed their loads and the credits rolled. Whew!

Summary: No Cum Dodging Allowed 7 by director Mike John for distribution by Jules Jordan Video was one of those titles that provides two full movies worth of quality suck for the buck and adds in lots of complete sex to fill out the mix. That alone speaks volumes for the kind of value it offered but a quick look at the front cover also seemed to give an inkling about the use of top tier ladies in the scenes; most of them notable for being gonzo queens or fresh enough that they at least come away with gonzo princess as their nomenclature. The extras were minimal but with so much footage on hand to enjoy, No Cum Dodging Allowed 7: Special Edition was worth at least a Highly Recommended, if not the highest rating, so check it out.