Nice Fucking View

Evil Angel/Jake Malone Inc.

Genre: POV, Gonzo

Director: Jake Malone

Cast: Lexi Love, Jake Malone, Steve James, Brandon Iron, Kyle Stone, Mia Rose, Annette Schwartz, Lorelei Lee, Cindy Crawford, Velicity Von

Length: 146 minutes

Date of Production: 10/8/2006

Extra's: The best extra was the bonus 8.5 minute long POV blowjob by lovely Mia Rose shot by the director. Mia is a suck slut with considerable skill so it was a great idea to use her talents to the fullest as she blew old jake to a point where he could barely contain himself. The next best extra was the 18.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Jake Malone. There was extra sex (with Jake getting in as much additional pervert time as possible), some funny anecdotes, and creative editing to make it fresh and fun to watch. There was also a photogallery, a cast list, some limited filmographies, trailers to shows like Fuck Slaves, Gang Bang My Face, Own My Ass, and the upcoming Bitchcraft, and a few links.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Nice Fucking View was presented in the standard 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as most porn is shot these days, by director Jake Malone for Evil Angel. The picture was decent and showed some improvement over older releases at Red Light District by Jake with often nice lighting, solid composition of most shots (making the women look more appealing than usual), and good fleshtones; looking as technically solid as any of his peers in the Evil Angel stable. Jake kept his rough edge and raw energy at full levels while addressing my concerns nicely, marking it as a turning point in his favor if he can keep the momentum going. The specific thing about this title that drew my attention was that it was his first point of view (POV) title under his new contract, with Jake serving up the format nearly as well as the more experienced peers of his from elsewhere, showing the old pervert to be learning from the best in the industry. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 Dolby Digital English and was generally well done although it wasn't anything out of the ordinary for a gonzo production. I could hear the gals moan, groan, and talk dirty so I was pleased with it but there wasn't any separation between the channels and the dynamic range wasn't all that great either.

Body of Review: Jake Malone has always struck me as a pervert for his love of ladies young enough to be his granddaughter doing some really twisted things to (and for) him. Of course, this is what porn is about in many ways for a lot of folks, albeit to a lesser degree so upon reflection not long ago, I revisited my personal opinion of him when discussing him with a few performers that I have long found to be exceptionally talented (they were defending him). Now that his work is distributed by Evil Angel, it will be interesting to see if he lives up to his potential as a pervert or if their rules will hold him back as a couple of other directors have recently alleged (Erik and Jules) but his most recent flick, Nice Fucking View seems to show him giving his all by providing exactly the kind of sexually deviant workout he promises with some of the hottest gonzo gals in porn. Jake pushes them to their limits and uses abuse as a measuring stick of sorts in order to give the consumer the admittedly over the top kind of sex many have demanded, acting rough and exploring every bit of the bodies he is allowed to (and maybe more). If you're still interested, here's a quick look at the five scenes, noting that this was the kind of material that sends shivers of delight up the backsides of raincoaters everywhere, with not a condom in sight:

Scene One: Lexi Love, a blonde with nice legs and ass cheeks, was up first as she teased outside on a perfect day in her black fetish attire. She peeled it off quickly and began masturbating, showing why "Zorro Girl" was a nice choice to begin the action. She then pulled down the pants of director Jake Malone and started blowing him, using dirty talk when her mouth wasn't full. She aggressively slobbed his knob as he spanked her ass, leading to them going inside to fuck. She was an active rider the entire time, even doing a technical DP when he popped a toy in her ass, but he also got kind of rough with her; spitting in her face and smacking her around between her tossing his salad and taking all he gave her. The scene also had Steve James, Brandon Iron, and Kyle Stone, giving her some "population pudding", "ball snot", and a host of other adjectives during the scene but Jake was clearly the focal point of her splendid talents. It was a solid way to begin the action of the movie, even if a bit rougher than I care to watch.

Scene Two: Mia Rose, one of the cutest gals in porn these days, was up next and she wasted no time giving Jake Malone an oral workout but the scene thankfully cut away to some wonderfully erotic tease that emphasized her firm ass and very pretty eyes before going back to her masturbating and receiving his seed. She did actively ride his cock vaginally but the oral took the majority of the non-tease part of the scene with the dirty talking little hotty earning my respect for how well she handled him. There was a technical DP here too but her strength was in the way she aggressively took him on in several ways, even swallowing his moderate load before he sent her on a mission to watch for the home owners (allowing her sweet little ass cheeks to shake like crazy). There was a less technically adept bonus blowjob in the extras section too; though the lighting was harsh in that one.

Scene Three: Annette Schwartz, a German hotty with a perfect pucker, and sexy bleach blond Lorelei Lee, were up next with Jake Malone after some warming up lesbian style. The gals both nuzzled his balls as they applied their oral talents to him, competitively attacking his cock and asshole before sharing some tongue work themselves. The gals knew no limits and Jake thought it best to direct them in how they worked him over in the smallest detail. Annette was the leader of the two ladies, taking great pains to outdo Lorelei, if only by a small margin (both trying to out nasty each other). Annette applied more dirty talk and a riding crop to Lorelei's ass, chewing her out for not being good enough to suck off old man Malone. They continued to drain his dragon orally as they jerked him off, resulting in Lorelei letting the semen fall out of her mouth for Annette to lick up and cumswap.

Scene Four: Cindy Crawford, an appealing bleach blond that has been in porn for years now, was up next in a white riding pants, black thigh high boots, and leather jacket look as she felt herself up outside on a cloudy day by the railing overlooking the pool. The tease went nicely until she began stuffing an anal plug tail into her ass; the ponygirl working over the cock of director Jake Malone outside after that. I'm not a huge fan of the director telling the gal exactly what to do at all times, preferring the ladies use some of their own style to showcase why they are different than the rest of the pack but other than that, she did a fine job of orally working over his balls, cock, and ass both inside and out of the house. He boned her pussy and ass with a lot of taste testing; the gal proving to be a far more sexually aggressive rider of cock than she ever used to be under contract elsewhere. He rubbed out the ending load into her mouth and onto her chest, the gal swallowing some of this joy juice in the process. This was another fine scene to enjoy repeatedly.

Scene Five: Velicity Von, a curvy blond with pretty eyes dressed in red bondage gear and a large ball gag, was up last as Jake Malone told the "little fuck princess" what to do to excite him; including bouncing her breasts and walking to show her fine ass in motion. I've seen a lot of her lately and she proves time and again that she has what it takes to milk a nut in many ways, never letting up if allowed to drain a guy dry. He had her beg for cock and perform tricks to earn his dick; employing a lot of tease throughout the scene to make her stand out as an excellent choice to be the last gal to enjoy a scene. Her dirty talk and self abuse action was really well done; testing even Jake's ability to outdo her. She was all sweaty and took him in all three holes, pushing her limits to actively ride his admittedly modest meat but I think fans of rough sex as well as the gal will find this to be one of the best scenes of the flick (in terms of giving the audience what it wants). She ate his wad easily and jumped in the pool to finish, showing that she liked the guy a lot more than I would have if in her shoes. Whew!

Summary: Nice Fucking View by director Jake Malone for Evil Angel was arguably misogynistic for the way the ladies were treated but they each seemed to be getting off and accepting his persona in stride, thereby proving to me that they were appreciative of the action. The cast was a delightful group of gals for the tease they provided, the active riding skills they displayed, and the sheer amount of replayability leading to lots of fuck for the buck. While not Jake's best work to date, it gave the fan what was advertised (in spades) in large quantities and for that alone, it earned a rating of Highly Recommended. In short, Nice Fucking View was indeed a nice view of hotties fucking and sucking old man Malone, proving that his new home works wonders for his bank account as well as technical skills compared to some of the largely disposable titles he released a short time ago. Good work!