Buttman's British Moderately Big Tit Adventure

Evil Angel

Genre: Gonzo

Director: John "Buttman" Stagliano

Cast: Anjelica, Nita, Rocco Siffredi, John "Buttman" Stagliano, Sarah Lee-Anne Hayley, Steve York, Lisa Ward, Shannon White, Janey Lamb, Stephanie Hart-Rogers

Length: 140 minutes

Date of Production: 1994

Extra's: There was a cast list (very helpful considering how long ago the scenes were shot), a photogallery, some limited filmographies, trailers to movies like Fashionistas: Safado, a cumshot recap, and some website links.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Buttman's British Moderately Big Tit Adventure was shot in the then standard 1.33:1 ratio full frame color by the legendary director John "Buttman" Stagliano for Evil Angel. This was a relatively early effort for him after his departure from another company and his handheld camera certainly not up to current standards but I was slightly surprised at the quality of some of the footage being as good as it was. I'm not going to hose you and say it was on par with her later stuff but the composition showed how much of an ass man the guy was and the ladies, while not the cutest gals he's ever worked with, certainly had the appropriate sized chests (as per the title) and asses to make the raw energy work best. The lighting wasn't great but it was good for the time and the grain, video noise, and other minor flaws did not detract me from the action. The audio was presented with a 2.0 Dolby Digital English encoding, though there was no separation in the tracks and the dynamic range nothing to write home about (probably recorded in monaural due to the equipment).

Body of Review: John "Buttman" Stagliano is worshiped by a great many gonzo porn aficionados as the living legend that made the genre what it is today, preceding Seymore Butts and many other well known directors of the past. As part of Evil Angel's recent attempts to re-release some of his past work onto DVD, they now offer a title from 1994 called Buttman's British Moderately Big Tit Adventure, a travel video where John, Joey, and Rocco pick up women in England to have sex with. The technical matters aside for the moment, the raw energy was always pretty good and like most of his early work, the chemistry and energy took top priority. The cover has changed from the original VHS release but it said this of the movie: "Rocco's back! The big guy from Italy meets me back in London. Off to work I go, finding babes for him. The first stop is full of surprises. Nita, the beautiful English black girl who shows me the hotel room not only packs some nice black booty... but also has big natural tits with milk! Then I find voluptuous Irish girl Anjelica in the park. When she meets Rocco, she can't keep her mouth off his dick, balls, and asshole! Then she gives Rocco her ass. Quite fulfilling! London museums exhibit classic sculpture. I'm there to find out how the masters envisioned the ideal female butt. (With big, round cheeks, of course). Wandering amongst the sensuous beauty, I spy beautifully formed, voluptuous Sarah Lee Anne Hayley. But before I can talk to her, she's picked up by another guy! Fortunately, I get to tag along. Joey and I wander away for the tourist attractions and into a working-class neighborhood. We find two young girls visiting from the north of England. This was Joey's ideal turn-on: Very real, very natural girls with dripping wet pussies! As far from standard L.A. porn as you can get! Janey Lamb and Stephanie Hart-Rogers are hot, wet, London babes with sweet, round asses and firm, beautiful tits. Janey can stick her ass out like you wouldn't believe. I had to join in... I couldn't let Rocco and Joey have all the fun!" With a lot of fun on hand (pun intended), here's a look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:

Scene One: Rocco's Back: Nita, the gal in the tight striped top on the middle of the right hand side of the front cover, was up first as she showed John "Buttman" Stagliano the room at the hotel with him checking her out (as he tends to do). He used his mack daddy lines on her in the clumsy fashion he was known for, endearing her to his requests for more skin. He played with her as this took place, and was soon sightseeing about England as he picked up Anjelica (the gal on the upper right hand corner) who flashed him a few times in public. Her crystal blue eyes were hot and she gave him a show back in the hotel room, giving panty fetish fans a lot to love too. She had a round ass and perfect pucker that he invaded with his finger, just as he got her warmed up, Nita walks in and the gals went ballistic. The savior of the day was Rocco Siffredi, playing a big star by the name of Dario, that cooled the ladies tempers down as he heated them up sexually. The gals started pawing Rocco's massive erection, taking turns sucking him off and otherwise orally catering to him. The thumping music was a bit whack but John tried to hone in for some more lactation from Nita as the clothes started falling on the floor. That led to the gals screwing Rocco, Nita even rimming him, but each gal proving to be an active rider. Anjelica was exceptionally good at taking anal too, the ladies sharing his wad with a smile to finish up.

Scene Two: Fine Sculpture: Sarah Lee-Anne Hayley, the bent over hotty on the middle of the left hand side of the front cover, was up next as she admired some artwork at a museum, John getting upset at the relative lack of female ass in the sculptures. He found other ass to look at when stalking Sarah, her panties riding up her cheeks really nicely. He followed her outside of the museum, finding her with Steve York, trying to explain himself in a complimentary manner to calm them down. Okay, this is a gal that looked far better from the neck down but he convinced them of his credentials as the scene progressed in his hotel room and she played along in a teasing fashion. By stripping off her clothing, Steve got ready to go at it, both of them doing some slow oral to the admittedly uncharacteristic music (slow and mood oriented like you'd find in a couples flick these days). She gave decent head, obviously no stranger to having a cock in her mouth, leading to a slow vaginal screwing and titty fuck before he finished up by giving her some population pudding on her moderately big tits.

Scene Three: London Grunge: Lisa Ward and Shannon White (upper left hand corner of the cover), were up next as John and Joey Silvera tried their best to pick up tourists. Thanks in large part to Joey being too forward, some of them were scared off after showing some clothed ass, moving the guys to pick up tips from Rocco by the scenic riverfront. After a discussion on variances of the English language, the men offered to feed the gals but it resulted in some photographic antics as the ladies modeled for them instead. This time, Joey's personality worked better and the gals were soon going over his whole body orally, letting John have all the footage he desired in the process. While neither of these two were great looking either, they shared a sense of energy and chemistry with the perverted Joey, actively riding his cock with their hairy bushes pounding away like mad. The camera work here was probably the worst of the movie but the sense of heat outweighed the technical issues by a wide margin, the scene ending with a pop shot to the ass cheek.

Scene Four: Orgy City: Janey Lamb, Stephanie Hart-Rogers, Rocco Siffredi, Joey Silvera, and John "Buttman" Stagliano were up last as John continued his tourist antics, beginning by admiring a statue to a man named Smuts. The gals looked familiar because they were the ones that walked away the day before, Rocco using his fame to score them for the trio. The public flashing was minimal but once back in the hotel room, the gals started getting outrageously into showing off everything they had to offer. This led to some pretty aggressive oral by the quartet (John being largely left out this time except for some groping and an ending hummer) and screwing of the hairy pussies. There was some anal too but I thought the vaginal work was superior before the ladies milked the nuts dry. The music was too thumpy compared to the other scenes but at least it didn't permeate the whole movie.

Summary: Buttman's British Moderately Big Tit Adventure by director John "Buttman" Stagliano for Evil Angel was another blast from the past that fans have been waiting for a very long time to make it to the DVD format. The levels of replay, strokability, and fuck for the buck were all pretty solid, resulting in a rating of Recommended though fans of the director should consider it a must have for their collection. In short, Buttman's British Moderately Big Tit Adventure, like Buttman's Butt Freak 2 shows how John has changed over the years but has always offered the kind of keen eye for ass and tits that have helped make him the king of gonzo, especially now that he has taken to cultivating scores of newer directors to follow in his footsteps.