First Impressions:
After breasts and butts, feet are probably the biggest fetish item among body part purists. It's a proclivity that's been around since caveman craved companionship. Famed exploitation filmmaker Doris Wishman even included random shots of shoes in her movies to cater to such a crowd. For many, it remains an odd fascination. Sure, we've all seen sequences in adult titles where performers suck and lick another's toes while in the middle of making love, but what about those individuals who derive the majority of their pleasure out of such activity. Where do they go for XXX relief? Well, 21 Sextury Video hopes to provide an answer in the form of Footsie Babes #1. The first in what they intend to be a series centering on the foot, this initial installment should have the fanatics foaming at the socks. There is some great action here, as well as lots of loving foot photography.

The Sex Scenes:
If you don't like foot to fetlocks or toe to tool action, drop this DVD and move along. Every sequence here features some manner of leg to loins/log play, with more than a couple actually limited to only that form of fun. Hardcore fans who favor multiple positions, lots of anal, and any other kind of dick to dame dynamic will not be satisfied. Even the same sex Sappho sequence is more toe than twat. Otherwise, the performers present are real erotica experts. They truly excel at this stuff and make it very arousing, even for the non-ankle aficionado.

Scene 1:Anetta Keys
Acts Performed: Cabaret, Self Toe Sucking, Masturbation, Various Foot Posing and Positions
Score: 2 out of 5
It's interesting that, for the non-foot fetish type, this first scene will be the most mediocre. It's just a gal flashing her footsies. But to those who really get off on pampered piggies, Anetta will get you good and engorged. Andrew Youngman implicitly understands the desires of his demographic, and as a result, this is unadulterated toe work, nothing more. Sure, Ms. Keys clamps onto her cunt now and then, giving her pussy a pat, but what she really wants the cameras to see are her rather oddly shaped bases. To this untrained eye, her feet are funny looking, probably the result of all those outrageous high heels XXX actresses must endure as part of the industry. Still, The Dirge is not a definitive judge. For all he knows, Anetta is a podiatrist's dream.

Scene 2:Sandy Moone, Sophie Moone
Acts Performed: Cabaret, Mutual Toe Sucking, Self Toe Sucking, Foot to Tit Fu, Foot to Vagina Fu, Cunnilingus
Score: 2.5 out of 5
While this combination of lesbianism and foot jobing should be high on this critic's list of certifiable turn-offs, something about this supposed sister act really won him over. Perhaps it's the attention to long legged detail. Youngman films these gals draped over a large kitchen island, allowing their gorgeous gams to pose in all manner of pleasurable positions. Equally interesting is the use of food. Though they don't move beyond the basics - whipped cream, frosting, other silky stuff - these ladies really sell their love of sexual snatching. The last act oral element puts a nice little capper on a highly charged sequence.

Scene 3: Missy Nicole, Bob Terminator
Acts Performed: Cabaret, Self Toe Sucking, Foot Job, Foot Jacking, Toe Jacking, Underwear Dick Play, $hot on Feet, Oral Toe Clean-up
Score: 2.5 out of 5

Our first meat puppet arrives just in time to partake in some Foodjob Experiments (though the Dirge is sure that the subtitle is misspelled - these are clearly different kinds of Footjobs) and Missy is an excellent instructor. She works Bob's wiener six ways to sundown, and then adds a couple of wholly unique elements to make the lack of penetration more passionate. If you want to know how people can pleasure each other using only their feet, this is the scene to watch. Ms. Nicole does such an amazing job jerking The Terminator's chicken that she should give lessons. It would be a distinct blast to be in her class.

Scene 4: Laura, Karim
Acts Performed: Cabaret, Over the Panty Hose Cunnilingus, Nylon Feet Sucking, Foot Job, Blowjob, Face Fucking, Mish, V to M, Doggy, Spoon, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, $hot on Bare Feet
Score: 3 out of 5
Moving on, you can see a pattern begin to develop here. First, we had solo foot action. Then same sex, then non-penetration guy/gal, and now our first foray into total hardcore territory. Laura and Karim make a nice couple, and we can really feel some heat between them. They spend as much time on the footwork as they do on the penis/pussy element, and overall, they deliver a devastating performance. About the only non-erotic aspect of the scene is all the pantyhose play. Our actress is wearing some rather dowdy drawers, and when Karim leaps in to lick them, the result is something suspect, instead of steamy.

Scene 5: Eva Black, Frank Major
Acts Performed: Cabaret, Shoe to Dick Fu, Instep Fucking, Toe Sucking, Blowjob, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggy, Foot to Balls, Ball Jacking, Spoon, $hot to Feet, Oral Toe Clean-up
Score: 3.5 out of 5
Cranking up the fuck and suck another amazing notch, Eva and Frank really explore the ramifications of shoe and toe tricks during what it perhaps the best scene in the set. Indeed, the Dirge found the moments when Mr. Major put his meat into the space between Ms. Black's instep and the sandal to be very exciting. It could be something about the way Youngman captured the moment, or maybe there's a latent foot fiend lying dormant inside his otherwise normal XXX tolerances. Whatever the case, the action only gets hotter from there, both parties bringing their erotic A-game to the sequence.

Scene 6: Szilvia Lauren, Lauro Giotto
Acts Performed: Cabaret, Nylon Foot Job, Nylon Foot Jacking, Nylon Toe Sucking, Nylon Cock Play, Toe Sucking, Foot Nipple Play, $hot on Feet, Oral Toe Clean-up
Score: 3 out of 5
In many ways, this scene matches the previous porn in pure smut satisfaction. Everything here is working in Ms. Lauren and Mr. Giotto's favor - they have good chemistry, she's a nimble bit of nookie, he responds well to having his area manipulated by a lady's toes, and together they put on one Heck of a show. So why is the resulting score so low? Well, for one thing, by this time, Footsie Babes has grown a bit redundant. Not for the fetishist, but for those of us who are only feet-curious. In addition, Szilvia seems to run out of szizzle toward the end, working her legs around Lauro's body with some strain. Finally, there's no fucking. This is a couple who need to copulate. Sadly, we don't get said fuck fulfillment.

Disco Dirge Peter Meter Rating: 3 out of 5 (Recommended)
Cohabitation Certification: Granted
Unlike other fetish titles that push the boundaries of their outsider ideas, Footsie Babes is safe, secure extremism. Nobody gets hurt, and a couple of the scenes are just as fiery as when partners merely pair up and pork. Certain to be a showstopper for those involved in the scene, the average hardcore fan will still find a lot to like here. As a result, this DVD easily earns a Recommended rating - and in fact, if he was so inclined, the Dirge could go much higher here. Andrew Youngman does a delightful job of combining the straight with the subculture, producing a kind of gorgeous gonzo when it comes to erotic exploit. Both guys and gals will dig this DVD, meaning a Cohabitation Certification is easy granted. While the truly dedicated foot freaks may find this title tame on the tootsies, Footsie Babes is a wonderful beginner's journey into the sensual possibilities of the bottom most body part.