You know you're in for something notoriously bad ass when even the opening scene to the DVD menu shows a woman being held with her mouth open as another woman jizzes in her mouth. I mean, that's just cool, I don't care where you're from. Even tight ass Ann Coulter would say "Damn!" So that's the basic premise, you throw a bunch of hot porn stars into a room, and have them basically gang bang  another chick which leads to the inevitable cumming portion, which is why we're here after all. I don't give a fuck, I love watching women cumming in large fountains of orgasmic glory, and this movie just did not fail to deliver the goods, period. This is probably the first XCritic pick, or the first porn I've reviewed that inspired so much giddiness ever. This is a deafening, mind numbing, wet ride, and I highly suggest picking it up.

Stepping Up to the Plate:

It's extremely difficult to list all of the actresses that take part in here, but lo and behold, there's enough built up foreshadowing that you can rest assured there's going to be a wet wild party soon. Director William H. starts everything off talking to Sasha Grey, and then going onto Sindee Jennings who fingers herself on an apparatus and cums twice in suspension. At this point, I'm not sure what the fuck is going on, but like a soaked Ocean's forty, William H. goes through all of the women he's featuring here. The funniest thing is that William H. "Sacrifices" his dryness and often places himself in shooting range of the cumming. He conveniently props himself under the actresses who perform for him, and goddamn what a lucky bastard. He basically interviews every performer and sees what they're capable of in what looks like a desert and they straddle an apparatus and come in mid-air basically. The best of these segments is Jada Fire who is a black beauty if there ever was one. Even if her cumming was rather anti-climactic, this woman is a goddess and I could give two shits in the end. She's curvey, charismatic and really adds to this event. The interviews with Sasha Grey are boring and damn she looks toasted, but it's a great lead-in to what is a definite spectacle.

Bang One: Sasha Grey

Talk about not wasting time. Just as this threesome is getting started, Sasha is sat down on the couch and Annie goes Fire hose all over Sasha's face. With a wild gush, Sasha takes it all and then some and goes down on Kylie on the top of the couch, and again, it simply doesn't take long. Kylie gushes all out in Sasha's face, and the two proceed to spray cum all over each other's mouth passing it along. It's kind of gross, but still pretty damn hot. Sasha is then bound and gagged with Kylie spraying all over her face, and bends over to have the girls lick her face anxiously, and they take part in deep kissing with one another enjoying the cum soaked threesome. This segment while repetitive is just never boring. When you see Sasha hold her nose before being sprayed right in the face, you just know William H. is out for some good time fun, and this first segment is hilarious, wild, and just entertaining to sit through.

As the three continue getting it on, two more of the performers enter with a lot of excitement and Jada Fire proceeds to cum right into Sasha who is apparently the front runner and target of this womanly love. Not only does the camera get sprayed, as I'm sure William H. did, but you can just sense that everyone here is wet from head to toe.

Sasha is abused a bit and pulled in all sorts of directions as all the actresses are so turned on that they never really take too long to squirt one out all over Sasha's face, and who can blame them?

Sasha looks worn out before the movie is even half done, but William H. keeps it going for as long as humanly possible. The women are all propped up along the couch whispering to one another and kissing like mad, and of course Kylie is straddled onto Sasha's back the entire time pulling her in different directions to take the cummings and massive squirts like a pro.

Among the 1:07 mark, three more contenders enter the room ready to go, including Sindee Jennings who cums before she's even able to settle into her seat, and they all gather in a circle any man in the world would sell his thumb to be in the middle of.

They're chattering, they spitting at one another and they're cumming all over Grey who serves as the center piece the entire time. And William H. gladly switches it all up as Sasha goes from woman to woman at one point, eating each pussy individually and getting deep down into the clit as each of them offer a heavy spray in her face as she moves on to the next.

With Chelsie, it's essentially the same segment only with a much different series of cum shots and the women switch it up. Chelsie begins her session with Kylie who is engaging in some one on one with the hot actress, before others join and force Sindee Jennings into some hot tongue action.

Chelsie, much like Sasha, cruises from person to person eating them out and licking their cum as they're propped up on the head of the couch while she revels in their orgasmic cries and glory and their sprays. You almost tell that this was shot two days later as the women look refreshed and obviously couldn't handle three segments of spraying off with different women in play.

"Squirt Gang Bang" is a hilarious and utterly crazy bit of lesbian porn that is hardly ever repetitive and offers up some silly scenes that will inspire a laugh and a hard on at the same time.

Odds & Ends

Audio/Visuals:

The picture is perfect, and though sometimes the actresses faces can be obscured by the beaming sunlight in the location they're shooting in, everything is seen as clear as crystal. This film is shot in a full screen sharp picture, with some great audio that fluctuates at times. The dialogue is often difficult to hear, but once the cumming begins the screams are almost deafening. All in all this is a movie you want great sound with, and we have it here.

Goodies:

We're thankfully not shafted with the extras. Featured is a twenty minute Behind the Scenes romp that features exclusive interviews with the actresses. There's also features on the sets showing Sindee being made up before shooting, and a glimpse at make up woman Nicki Hunter who is sadly bald and still stricken with cancer, but is much more attractive and funny than the women interviewed here, sadly. In spite of her noticeable state and her haircut, she looks great, and happy, and good for her! The behind the scenes feature sadly gets boring when William H just sits with her camera watching the women chatting in the background and by then you know he's run out of ideas. Among the other goodies are three bonus scenes from other Elegant films like "Flower's Squirt Showers 4" and "Swallow my Squirt 4," as well as a photo gallery of stills from the film, trailers to other Elegant releases, and assorted stuff you can find in these releases like URL's, and such.

After Thought:

What a blast! "Squirt Gangbang" is a wet, wild, and hilarious lesbian feast with gorgeous women performing acts of cum on one another in a huge orgy of masturbation and guzzling all around. Women like Sasha Grey and Jada Fire just make this worth your buck, period, the added bonus is the great extras, three big bonus scenes, and the behind the scenes feature that is entertaining.