Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Oral Sex: Fellatio

Vivid/Smart Ass Productions

Genre: Instructional

Director: Tristan Taormino

Cast: Roxy DeVille, Christian, Kaiya Lynn, Alec Knight, Lindsey Meadows, Marcos Leon, Adrianna Nicole

Non-sex roles: Tristan Taormino, Viva Antero, Mitzie Dwyer, Fanny Fatale, Shana Kaye, Nicky Koi, Jeanne Van Damme, Jane Ward, Allie Wise

Length: 89:45 minutes

Date of Production: 6/6/2007 (box); 5/19/2007 (credits)

Kaiya Lynn and Alec Knight were up next.

Extras: The extras section had 56:33 minutes of material, including some footage I discussed below. Much of this consisted of the cast interviews taped by Hank Hoffman, a short bit on safer sex, even on the taste of lube. There were then trailers to Tristan’s other releases, including Chemistry 1, Chemistry 2, Chemistry 3, Guide to Anal Sex, Guide to Cunnilingus, and some spam.

Condoms: None

Lindsey Meadows explains her style.

Audio/Video Quality: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Oral Sex: Fellatio was presented in a crisp anamorphically enhanced widescreen color with an aspect ratio of 1.78:1 as shot by director Tristan Taormino for Vivid under her Smart Ass Productions. The lighting was flat and not too harsh with Tristan essentially lecturing a group of everyday looking types (one I called “snaggletooth” to my associate watching with me) in a large living room. The sex scenes were covered from a few angles, capturing the women looking their best as the lighting maintained the slightly saturated but pleasant look. There was some minor grain but nothing much and the framing of both sections of the show were better than expected. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 192 Kbps format as expected. The two sections of the show had clear vocals and some light, generic guitar based music though little separation and the dynamic range was not very varied.

Adrianna Nicole is a lover of sloppy head.

Body of Review: Tristan Taormino is currently respected world over as a modern sexologist that can educate the masses on sexual practices in a manner that they want to hear. The problem of old fashioned methods of teaching sex is that the audience fails to connect and that leads to rejecting the message, making Tristan’s mission all the more important. Her latest title for Vivid Entertainment is Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Oral Sex: Fellatio, the second part of her oral lesson, the companion piece to her Guide to Cunnilingus released earlier this year. As expected, she gives women the head’s up of blowjobs; resulting in safer, happier, and more fulfilling hummers everywhere. The back cover said it like this:

Roxy DeVille looked better topless.

“Women attend a fellatio workshop lead by sex expert Tristan Taormino, where she teaches about male sexual anatomy and offers explicit advice and detailed examples to improve and enhance your oral sex skills. She welcomes her co-hosts Roxy and Christian who then demonstrate various techniques for the crowd as Tristan narrates what they are doing; workshop participants watch and ask questions. After the workshop, we meet Kaiya and Alec, who discuss their thoughts about oral sex and share some of their tips and tricks for maximum pleasure. Kaiya gives Alec an enthusiastic blow job while illustrating the benefits of different positions and stimulation techniques. Next, we meet Lindsey and Marcos and watch as they explore this intimate activity with an incredible display of honesty, vulnerability, and intensity. Through generous, thoughtful communication, their trust and connection builds before your eyes. As Lindsey experiments with different ways to use her hands and mouth for stimulation, her impressive skills bring Marcos intense pleasure and the heat between them is palpable. Her efforts culminate in an earth shattering orgasm for him. Alec returns, this time with gorgeous blond Adrianna, and she demonstrates several elements of advanced oral sex, including deep throat techniques. Finally, each featured couple shows off a different style of fellatio from sensual and seductive to sloppy and submissive. Discover more about prostate stimulation, fellatio on an uncircumcised penis, and safer sex tips in the mini-features included as extras on the DVD. Delve into the world of fellatio, taught by sex expert Tristan Taormino and demonstrated with knowledge and skill by enthusiastic couples. Learn, experience, and enjoy oral pleasure, by experts.”

Roxy showed off her boo boo.

Okay, the first 22:23 minutes is the lecture by Tristan Taormino where she teaches the science and art of the blowjob. This includes an anatomy lesson and Roxy DeVille giving Christian a hummer. Having seen her slob many a knob in recent years, I was pleased to report that the discussion points did not interfere with her technique; the fetching brunette giving the guy as much pleasure as any of his male partners have over the years from the looks of it. They began with a handjob, taking it slowly as she made the entire effort a seductive experience. Roxy is always welcome to try new things on my cock, though she’ll need a magnifying glass and tweezers if this comes to pass. The ball sucking, rhythm, and licking style were all covered in depth, the gal handling his modest load well enough before the question & answer period.

Kaiya Lynn and Alec Knight were up next as they portrayed a couple discussing the more advanced techniques. Once again the basics were covered but this time moving slightly away from the sort of mechanical tricks of the trade in the bedroom setting. He spent time warming her up and she responded as if it were truly impacting her attitude, the voice over by Tristan (which is optional by the way) guiding the viewer through the action as the light music played in the background. From rubbing him through his shorts to the slow, deliberate kisses she gave, the eye contact elevated the heat of the experience. When her lips wrapped around his cock, she owned him completely and this is why blowjobs are so popular these days as she rubbed him all over her body. They even did a 69 before he supposedly popped off his load of population pudding.

Lindsey Meadows and Marco Leon were up next as put into practice the various techniques discussed in earlier lessons. The handjob and oral shows her slapping his rod, applying a twisting motion, and varying the amount of suction applied to stimulate the glans. Eventually, his toes curled as she took him deep inside her mouth, no ejaculate displayed.

Adrianna Nicole then took care of Alec Knight, using personal anecdotes to punctuate her attitude towards blowjobs. Her advanced oral techniques included licking under his balls and other positions that seemed uncomfortable. The emphasis on a fusion of hand and mouth action was again highlighted.

The rest of the next section was more of the previous scenes continued in a clip style format where each pairing would be given some time before the editing moved on. The sloppy head of Adrianna, the skilled handling by Roxy, or the additional 69 footage all were covered previously but allowed some extra time to flourish here; ending in Lindsey taking a mouth pop from Marcos (though the others popped earlier too). Supplementing the main program were subsections on things like prostate stimulation where Roxy used a vibrator on Christian’s ass, a short bit on uncircumcised cocks, and a number of cast interviews.

Summary: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Oral Sex: Fellatio by director Tristan Taormino for Vivid was a little dry for me but I’m just happy when a gal wraps her lips around my cock and does anything, never mind all the advanced techniques employed in the movie. Still, the basis for the movie is educational and a great many women out there could use this DVD to make us men happier, so I wasn’t going to complain too loudly that there was little meat to the show. I rated it as a Rent It but the movie was designed more for women than men and your mileage may vary considerably as a result. In short, Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Oral Sex: Fellatio was worth checking into if your female friends are lacking in the giving head department so keep this one in mind for the technical aspects, the wealth of information it gave, and the solid cast of assistants.