Bomb Shell Bottoms #3

Vouyer Media

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Vince Vouyer

Cast: Paulina James, Brett Rockman, Jerry, Jenny Hendrix, Anthony Rosano, James Deen, Rachel Starr, Kristina Roe, Chris Charming, Alexis Texas

Length: 157:50 minutes

Date of Production: 7/9/2007

Jenny Hendrix was looking great too!

Extras: For most people, the Bonus “core” scene between Jocelyn Jayden and Sascha will be the best extra. It lasted 11:48 minutes and was limited to oral sex though I had the impression that it was meant to be a full fledged scene given the way he was going down on her and fingering her so much. She swallowed most of it easily when taking the facial at the end; earning the praise of the man in charge who said she was a great dick sucker. There was also a 42:50 minute long Behind the Scenes feature was pretty appealing as there was a lot of nudity, goofing around, and the gals having a good time (it added some value for me, the tease alone worth watching it for). There was also a lengthy photogallery, three trailers, and a cardboard slipcase mirroring the front cover with Alexis Texas looking incredibly fine.

Condoms: None

Kristina Roe had an ass worth some attention.

Audio/Video Quality: Bomb Shell Bottoms #3 was presented in an anamorphic widescreen color with an approximate aspect ratio of 1.78:1 as shot by director Vince Vouyer for release by Vouyer Media. The lighting was flat and even, still better than that which you'll find in most gonzo porn and topping a few of Vince's recent efforts at the company (though it looked yet again like most of the work was done with a single camera and limited editing; not the best way to go). There was little grain and the fleshtones were even better this time making me think that the HD picture might look even better on one of the newer high resolution formats, but only by a small margin given the look of the ladies thanks to his fine work shooting the scenes (Donnie Cabo helped too but Vince was clearly the lead cameraman) with the bitrate coming in under the 4 Mbps rate most of the time. The composition of the shots was such that the ladies were made to look as good as Vince could make them and given his level of skill developed over the years, he showed he still has what it takes to make hot women even hotter looking. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English (192 Kbps bitrate) but there was no separation between the channels and the vocals were on the low side in all but a few circumstances.

Rachel Starr had some junk in her trunk too; YUM!

Body of Review: Vince Vouyer has been involved with making porn for a long time by industry standards and his efforts at Vouyer Media are largely reported to be as close to what he likes as possible. His most recent release to make it my way is Bomb Shell Bottoms #3, the sequel to Bomb Shell Bottoms 2 where a number of amply endowed ladies strut their stuff with tease before having gonzo sex in the living room. While that sounds kind of tame, considering that he had gals like Alexis Texas, Paulina James, and Jenny Hendrix on hand for the festivities, I had a lot of hope that this would be among the best of the series; accepting that anal was not a requirement of the gals even though ass play seemed common. If you’re still interested, here’s a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were worn:

Alexis Texas was the best of the bunch!

Scene One: Paulina James, a lean brunette with a pleasing ass and pretty eyes, was up first as she teased out by the pool on a sunny day. I liked that she oiled up her ass but the setting was abruptly changed to her in the living room where she coyly played the game while masturbating. This led to her working with Brett Rockman and Jerry; Paulina slobbing their knobs actively with all sorts of streamers (Jerry got first dibs of course). The men took turns screwing her pussy after slightly warming her up; never tapping that sweet ass of hers but allowing her to stimulate it herself as they pounded her perfect pussy. While Paulina is leaner than most gals that qualify for the series, her playfulness elevated the scene a bit to make it a nice opening sequence to appreciate. It ended when they doused her face with population pudding, Paulina gleefully accepting the results.

The bonus scene had Jocelyn Jayden sucking cock.

Scene Two: Jenny Hendrix, a blonde cutie with an exceptional booty, was up next as she followed the formula to tease by the pool. She had more lovely junk in her trunk, her oiled up ass finding itself on the bed for more tease during her interview (the booty clap act was sweet!). After some minor assistance in POV fashion, she took care of Anthony Rosano and James Deen; blowing them and aggressively riding their cocks like she was on fire. The way her ass rippled was a delight and even though she too did not do any anal, the scene was a lot of fun with substantial replay value. She would blow one guy while riding the other, never skipping a beat as she seemed entranced by James in particular. The resulting chemistry did not carry over to Anthony but it still managed to liven up the action more than a little before they rubbed out loads of semen to her mouth to swallow down whole. Yum!

Scene Three: Kristina Roe, a very cute brunette with some baby fat still intact (essentially giving her a perfect ass for ass lovers), was up next in her skimpy pink top and tiny blue shorts as she teased inside the house. I would have appreciated more tease and some time in the sun by the pool but she wanted to get right down to business by blowing his massive hog. She mainly used her hand on his shaft as she sucked the head; the penis as large around as her wrist and the biggest one of the show all thanks to stud puppet Chris Charming. She slowly licked his balls and got him extra excited before she gave him a better view of her firm ass; Chris smacking it before packing her pussy like crazy. The scene was a mixed bag because as good as she looked, she was a passive cock rider until she was on top of him (otherwise using a porn performance style of boning). She swallowed the load at the end and while it was not living up to her potential, I think it had some stroke worthy material to it.

Scene Four: Rachel Starr, a cutie with a loose booty and medium length hair, was up next by the pool as she teased and bathed in the sun. Jerry came in early to massage some oil into her curvy physique, concentrating on her ass before rimming her (to her delighted surprise). He also rubbed oil into her front side before they went into the cabana, Rachel providing some booty tease as she sat on his face (her grinding was a nice touch). The gal then blew him as though she had seen plenty of cock in her mouth, building up some heat along the way. She moved to riding his cock much more aggressively once she was on top of him, her ass cheeks rippling very sweetly as she continued to impale herself on the cock. She did some PTM and tried to get into a rhythm with him but she was better at keeping the tempo than he was so the results appeared to vary a bunch. She did some diddling herself and took the facial at the end.

Scene Five: Alexis Texas, the hotty on the front cover and primary reason why I picked this movie out of the crowd, was up last as she followed the formulaic process by teasing outside by the pool. Alexis knew how to tease and continued to slightly shake her ass on the couch as she answered the interview questions; leaving on her J-Lo sunglasses all the while. When she stretched out on the floor to crawl about, it emphasized the apple bottom shape of her ass all the more, her booty clapping even better than the other gals. Sadly, she was stuck working with Anthony Rosano and while he tried, he really was out of his league. She sat on his face and he tried to orally stimulate her but she completely carried the scene; her blowjob was well done and she actively rode his modest cock but had to fake it far too much to qualify as the best scene of the movie (though I still thought she had the best looking booty). It ended with a facial and her laying on the floor; a fair scene but far from her best.

Summary: Bomb Shell Bottoms #3 by director Vince Vouyer for Vouyer Media was a lot of fun to watch even if somewhat inconsistent in terms of heat, chemistry, and energy of the performers. I got the impression that some of the pairings were not to the liking of the ladies even if they put on those fake “porn smiles” we all know about but the sum total of the technical matters, the extras, and the elements of the scenes were worth a rating of Recommended. In short, Bomb Shell Bottoms #3, like Bomb Shell Bottoms 2 before it, was a decent offering by one of the stalwarts of the gonzo industry, if not his very best work to date.