Miriam was the bonus solo gal.

Extreme Naturals 1

Reality Kings

Genre: Gonzo, Big Tits

Director: Jose Tavarez

Cast: Gianna, Bob, Sara, Trent Soluri, Ashley, Carman, Courtnie; Miriam (bonus scene only), men left uncredited

Length: 60:40 minutes

Date of Production: 3/12/2007

Extras: The best extra was the 12:17 minute solo scene by Miriam but be forewarned that it was mostly tease footage only so I don’t think you’ll be completely satisfied this time if you’re expecting more. There was also a photogallery and a true double sided DVD cover but that was it.

Condoms: Yes

Audio/Video Quality: Extreme Naturals 1 was presented in the common 1.33:1 ratio full frame offering by Reality Kings using an uncredited director to shot the scenes. The lighting was decent, the sets were basic, and the resulting visual aspects of the movie were generic but much like what you’d find on numerous websites these days when surfing the free internet. The composition of the shots was not always optimal but the ladies were allowed ample opportunity to show off their impressive racks, even if they did not all appear to meet the listed criteria for the show (if anyone out there thinks Gianna is an amateur, by all means go look at 85% of the large breast movies that have come out in recent years to see her smiling face adorning the cover). The grain wasn’t a factor, nor was the video noise though and the bitrate was typically in the mid 4 Mbps range or better so I didn’t see any compression artifacts. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 192 Kbps bitrate but there did not appear to be any separation between the channels. The music was not a factor once the credits finished up and the voices, while slightly on the low side and hollow, were not as bad as expected.

Body of Review: Reality Kings is one of those companies that takes scenes originally shot for the internet and then compiles them on DVD as a form of making more money for alternative revenue streams. There are so many such companies out there that I’ve never really found much to differentiate them in the past except in this case, the uncredited cameramen seem to light the scenes fairly well (not consistently though). Their latest title to make it my way was Extreme Naturals 1 with the theme being on large, natural breasts in the five scenes (six if you include the bonus solo scene). The scenes were very short and had a variety of vanilla sex after the teasing footage but having seen some of the ladies in the past (especially super infamous Gianna; “amateur” indeed!), I was hopeful that the DVD would either be priced to sell or contain lots of quality fuck for the buck. If you’re still interested, here’s a brief glimpse into the scenes by cast and action, noting that condoms were common:

Scene One: Gianna, the well known gonzo queen with a body built for comfort over speed, was up first and while she was no amateur, she was the reason I picked this title for review. Her performances have long been established as fun, frisky, and full of life missing with so many of her peers. The scene began with her uncredited mope squad member pouring oil on her chest and helping her massage it in, this not lasting very long before she dropped to her knees to suck him off. The cameraman spent a lot of time and energy making sure her breasts stayed in the picture most of the time and Gianna (misspelled as if to trick the consumer) showed her usual levels of energy as allowed. The blowjob went well and he was soon titty fucking her massive mammaries, Gianna bouncing on his lap during the vaginal sex as though she was going to drain him dry of population pudding in no time. I was surprised to see him wearing a condom but they were frequently used in the movie so if that’s a problem for you, consider yourself warned. Bob busted a nut on her titties and she gave some post coital sucking but the scene and opening credits were over by 10:30 minutes into the movie so I started to wonder how long the movie was going to be.

Scene Two: Sara, the gal featured on the majority of the front cover (unlike Gianna who was in a small window on the upper left hand side), was up next as she teased for a very brief time outside by the pool before an abrupt edit sent her to the bedroom to work with Trent Soluri. She was oiled up outside to show the motion in her ocean but the minimal breast play aside, she gave him an active but far too short hummer. The titty fucking was okay and probably her strong point considering what was displayed, but she managed to convince me that she was mediocre as a ride (she let Trent do all the work). There were a lot more fade cuts used this time and he popped his small load far too early.

Scene Three: Ashley, a curvy gal with anime red hair and what appeared to be areola scars, was up next as she teased in the shower. Given that she was already wet from the water, I was surprised that she oiled up too, though the rubbing against the shower window after lotioning herself up was pretty sweet too. Unlike the other gals of the movie, she was leaner and I’m sure I’ve seen her in another movie (or two) in the past but she was fun as she changed into a referee outfit that hugged her body during a protracted tease. Her fantastic tan line looked appealing too but all she did when she went into the living room was a bunch of tease and some minimal vibrator play with a red toy (doing some PTM). I don’t mind solo scenes as a warm up or as part of a longer series of performances but this seemed like a lot of footage was missing so as much as I wanted to nail her myself, this would have been best left as another bonus scene absent a guy to work with.

Scene Four: Carman, a busty black 20 year old gal, was up next in bed with the most common guy of the show (Bob). She gave more of an interview than a tease session, the mish mash of scenes during the show keeping me guessing as to what would happen but also leaving me hanging to a degree too. The guy’s name was mentioned in passing but as often as I tried to make it out, I could not; reminding me that any production that fails to identify the males tends to be really low end. They pawed each other a little and she was always smiling, another gal I’m sure I’ve seen a number of times in the past. Her jogging sequence was as sweet as her phat ass but neither were displayed for long; Carman blowing the guy easily given the size of his member being so small. There was almost no titty fucking this time and while she was active on top of him, this portion of the sex was so short that it reminded me of my own sex life, not one I could easily jerk off too. After some more titty play, he gave her a pretty decent load of “milk shake” to her titties; after which time she began to sing a popular song about the subject.

Scene Five: Courtnie, the last gal up in the show, had light brown hair as she was undressed to show her curvy figure. She knew to go right into sucking his cock, although her protests about his size fell on deaf ears (the good news being that if she things he’s big, most men in the world are going to impress her like crazy); the gal talking more than sucking in this part of the show. She was no stranger to a cock in her mouth and while she rubbed her clitoris a bit, the vaginal sex was among the shortest clips in the movie with her showing as much passion as a tax collector; briefly laughing at the comments the cameraman made but nothing Bob did for her. The semen flew onto her breasts after he took off the condom; the entire movie showing me that some companies are flirting with danger given the shortness of the scenes and sex provided.

Summary: Extreme Naturals 1 by Reality Kings clocked in at just over an hour including the credits so I was cheesed off at the lack of value (more and more, companies are providing 3, 4 and even more hours of footage that shows more skill) but as a mid week Rent It in the bargain bin, it should appeal to fans of large breasts just fine. I did wonder about the authenticity of Ashley’s “natural” status given how sharp the white band around her areolas was (making it look like scar tissue) and wished that higher level meat puppets had been used but the bottom line was that such a short flick had better be properly priced (Empire was not selling it at this writing, nor were a few others I checked) or it will piss off value oriented consumers a lot. In short though, Extreme Naturals 1 did had a lot of large breasts that appeared to be natural so unless you really care about amateur status and lack of sexual variety, feel free to give it a look.