Genre:
Straight Feature

Director: Will
Ryder

Cast: Mya
Luanna, Nadia Styles, Aubrey Addams, Lisa A. Daniels, Riley Shy, Donny Long,
Kurt Lockwood, Lee Stone, John West, Chris Charming

Length: 135
min

Production Date:
2006

Audio/Visual:

In a Nutshell – Bright and Very Colorful

Captured in a wonderfully luminous 1.33:1 full screen
transfer, director Ryder's camera does a great job of keeping the fucking in
frame. The compositions are the standard point and shoot sex stuff, but there's
a nice balance between medium shots and close-ups, and the fleshtones don't
appear freakish or optically odd. Sonically, the Dolby Digital Stereo delivers
ersatz eletronica and lots of guitar based indie sludge. On the plus side, the
Q&As are clear and the overall atmosphere is intimate and inviting.

Extras:

In a Nutshell – A Bunch of Behind the Scenes Material

The two main features here are a pair of Behind the
Scenes featurettes. The 'proper' Making-Of offers backstage conversations,
moments of mid-screw sidetracking, and some intriguing post-pop comments. The
second doc contains "raw" footage, meaning nearly an hour of material
captured while Sexual Disorder was
being created. Everything else offered is standard adult industry merchandising
- galleries, phone sex ads, trailers, etc.

Condoms:No

First Impressions:

Mya Luanna wants you to believe that she's a whore. Not just
any skank, mind you, but a cock craving, pussy probing, cunt juice drinking
member of the order de outrageous.
She's shilling sex, my friend, and she's not afraid to list herself as pubic
enemy numero uno. Of course, all of
this is really for naught, since she's a porn star, and by the very nature of
said occupation, she's a screw for sale harlot. So trying to convince us that
she'll swallow and sit on practically anything is not the hardest of personal
propositions. But what we do get out of the several interview sequences that
pepper Sexual Disorder is what a fun
loving free spirit this actress is. Even when she's setting up sequences for
other performers, her patter is intriguing and quite engaging. As a spokesmodel
for the medium, as someone who could make the entire fucking on film paradigm
seem practically wholesome, Ms. Luana has the personality. Luckily, especially
for ardent adult entertainment, she can put her mouth - and her pussy, and her
asshole - where her money is. The result is a decent XXX title with a middling
to good amount of salacious slap and tickle.

The Sex Scenes:

Oddly enough, Mya's sequences are not the best. It could
be who she's working with (a literal cock-up between herself and Kurt Lockwood
would have been explosive) or the fact that she carries over the pouty persona
from the Q&A a little too much, but Scenes 2 and 4 are far more intense
than those featuring our contract cunt. Don’t misunderstand - Ms. Luanna still
delivers the hardcore goods, giving all of her partners a solid stump and bump.
But it could be the preamble material, the 'aren't I naughty' set-up that
stifles some of the heat. In addition, this is an anal free zone. None of the
pairings end up in the pooper. On the plus side, there's lots of member to
mouth action, so for anyone interested in post-coital candy caning, your
perverse prayers are answered.

Scene 1:Mya
Luanna, Donny Long

Acts Performed:Blowjob, Tit Slapping, Cowgirl, Doggy, V to M, Reverse Cowgirl, Mish,
$hot to Mouth, Oral Clean-up

Score:2out of 5

This is clearly one of those scenes where that old high
school dynamic of "she's too good for him" rears it's ugly,
anti-arousal head. Donny is, quite frankly, a dork, a standard stiff hired
because he's got a large wang and the ability to stave off satisfaction.
Everything Mya does to him - the cooing, the cawing, the 'come hither' humping
- falls on deaf and dumb dicking. This is smut by the numbers, a casual
collection of positions that doesn't do much more than fulfill the mandates of
a XXX scene. As the next coupling will prove, chemistry is everything - that,
and making sure that your meat puppet has the ability to sell the sex.

Scene 2:Nadia
Styles, Kurt Lockwood

Acts Performed:Blowjob, Dick Slapping, Tit Slapping, Tit Fucking, Face Fucking,
Fingering, Reverse Cowgirl, V to M, Scissors, Mish, Salad Tossing, Doggy,
Cowgirl, $hot to Mouth, Oral Clean-up

Score:2.5out of 5

Now THIS is
more like it - Nadia and Kurt, getting down and dirty in a way that proves the
erotic power of pornography. While it gets a tad too tacky and oddly aggressive
in spots, Ms. Styles and our tattooed love boy really put on the pork passion
play. So, you may be asking, why the low score? Why aren't we closer to a five
instead of sitting in the exact middle? Well, the answer is simple - length.
No, not on behalf of our male member. It's a question of timing. For example,
the couple rushes through the Mish, Salad Tossing, Doggy combo so quickly that
the positions lose their potency. It's like a clock was ticking in the
background, and they have to finish 15 different moves or lose their paycheck.
Slower, and the rating reacts favorably.

Scene 3:Mya
Luanna, Lisa A. Daniels

Acts Performed:Cunnilingus, Fingering, Face Sitting, Strap-On Blowjob, Strap-On Doggy,
Strap-On Reverse Cowgirl, Strap-On V to M, Dildo Action

Score:1.5out of 5

When the Dirge sees girl on girl, he is typically not a
happy carnal camper. Lesbianism for show is so mechanical and meaningless,
lacking much of the heat stimulated by even the most mundane hetero action. But
thanks to the fake phallus, this exercise in lady lovin' manages to pack a
minor punch. Granted, this is not the no-balls out boffing we get from true
talents of the Sappho circuit, and once the pretend peter is put away, it's
more of the same kissing and cuddling. Still, these gals look good together,
and men who dig this fetching fantasy fodder will truly enjoy the action.

Scene 4:Aubrey
Addams, Riley Shy, Lee Stone

Acts Performed:Cunnilingus, Tit Play, Blowjob, Deep Throating, Standing 69, Dueling
Head, Doggy, V to M, Alternating V to M, Scissors, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl,
Standing Cowgirl, Ball Action, $hot in Face, Oral Clean-up

Score:2out of 5

As he's aged, Lee Stone has turned into a block of big
dicked granite. What seemed powerful five years ago now looks like someone
trying to compensate. Still, thanks to his oversized horse cock and the lovely
ladies servicing it, we get a decent amount of diddling. As for the paramours,
Aubrey and Riley do the best that they can, considering the solo shaft
circumstances. Taking turns is not the best way to keep the fire burning, but
with their various reactions and vicarious sense of the other's pleasure, Ms.
Addams and Ms. Shy do a good job of keeping the other involved. Stone, however,
remains a statue, something for the ladies to look at, but definitely dropping
in his effectiveness as a muscled man of pussy pounding.

Scene 5:Mya
Luanna, John West, Chris Charming

Acts Performed:Dueling Head, Doggy, Reverse Cowgirl, Face Fucking, Cowgirl, Spoon,
$hot in Mouth, Oral Clean-up

Score:2out of 5

Okay, what's the deal here? Two guys and NO DP? Not even
a hint of double door action? Oh sure, this is the standard "one in the
craw and one in the cunt" principle, Mya servicing one dour dude orally while
the other explores her lady parts. But this is a gal who claims the most wildly
wanton appetites around. She practically blows everyone she sees, and has a
horny hissy over her devotion to dick. Apparently, said Big Shaft Attack stops
at any combination of two or more cranks. That being said, this is a decent
enough scene. The threesome generates a good deal of heat, and when they're
really in the thick of things, we sense a true connection between the
performers. Again, the shortness of each segment is problematic, leaving us
wanting more porn in a title that promises plenty.

Disco Dirge
Peter Meter Rating:2.5 out
of 5 (Recommended)

Cohabitation
Certification:Granted

For all its ancillary issues, lack of carnal commitment,
and tendency to erotically over exaggerate, Mya Luanna's Sexual Disorder is an first rate slice of smut. Though
there are hotter titles on the market, there are definitely less professional
and less passionate ones. Easily earning a Recommendedrating, this certified star of suck and fuck can be proud of the product with
her name on it. Though viewers should specifically not believe the hype, you'll
certainly get your prick and pussy money's worth. Since there's little here to
ruin a couple's marital aide ideals, a Cohabitation
Certification is clearly warranted and awarded. Perhaps with a little less
of the hard-core sell and more meaningful time in the tooling, this DVD would
become a must-own presentation. As it stands, you'll enjoy the eros, even if it
occasionally feels truncated.