Boy Meats MILF

Greedy Video

Genre: Gonzo, MILF, Comedy

Director: Eddie Powell

Lauren Vaughn was a pleaser!

Cast: Lauren Vaughn, Jordan Ash, Devon Lee, Justice Young, Ava Lauren, James Deen, Donna Doll, Alex Gonz, Alisandra Monroe

Length: 137:22 minutes

Devon Lee is a fan favorite!

Dates of Production: 7/14/2007, 7/28/2008, 8/18/2007, 8/25/2007

Extra's: There was a 1:57 minute long photogallery, trailers to Fuck For Dollars 1, Fuck For Dollars 2, Fuck For Dollars 3, and Fuck For Dollars 4; as well as two bonus scenes. One of the bonus scenes lasted 36:02 minutes and came from Busty College Coeds POV #3 between Kaylee Sanchez and famed director Brother Love (Jew Hefner picked her up, she started stripping in public, the action heated up in the van, and then the scene finished off at the house). The other bonus scene interested me more since it was made exclusively for this DVD. I complain a lot about unrelated scenes tossed in from other titles so it’s only fair that I give kudos when an exclusive scene is included (quite rare these days unless something is seriously fucked up with the scene). This time, it had busty strumpet Daphne Rosen with Jordan Ash. I’m not sure how she qualifies as a MILF or he as a “boy” but it was a pretty decent scene lasting 24:11 minutes. There was also a true double sided DVD cover for those of you that care.

Ava Lauren was truest to form as a MILF.

Condoms: None

Alex liked Donna Doll's ass as much as I did.

Audio/Video Quality: Boy Meats MILF was presented in an anamorphic widescreen color offering using a 1.78:1 aspect ratio as shot by director Eddie Powell for Greedy Video. The lighting was decent in most cases which led to minimal amounts of grain (with few exceptions) and video noise. The colors were a bit too saturated in a few spots but the fleshtones were generally accurate. The composition of the visuals enhanced the look of the ladies more than a little bit with the location of the sex allowing for the basics to be best covered with few surprises. Unlike some of Eddie’s past works, the editing was markedly less noticeable here; perhaps a sign of smoother transitions or simply showing less need for abrupt cuts thanks to the manner in which the performers went at one another (a benefit to the limited locations where the coital activity took pace at very least). It worked for the thematic aspect of the show and provided a “more is less” mentality though this is pure conjecture on my part and the raw footage could have been wildly bad and in need of serious clean up. The bitrate hovered in the mid 5 Mbps range most of the time I paid attention to it, dropping down during slower moments but also higher at times too. The DVD transfer seemed nicely done with few obvious weaknesses as well, making the movie another notch in the director’s belt. Some of you might hate the light company watermark on the lower right hand corner but it really didn’t get in the way, likely because the scenes were shot with it in mind. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 Dolby Digital English at the 192 Kbps bitrate. It was basic too though I could have sworn there was some separation present in a couple of scenes. The music was better than average when used and the sound effects were fitting for the scenarios portrayed.

Alisandra Monroe was up last.

Body of Review: Eddie Powell is one of the guys in porn that is involved in a lot of projects at various companies (some of his best work is for Jonni Darkko at Evil Angel) in various capacities such as director, editor, general production worker, menu expert, and a whole lot more. His eye for detail and the fact that he actually cares about his work makes him rare enough so when asked, I took a few hours to check out another of his works for Greedy Video called Boy Meats MILF. In general, the term “MILF” goes far beyond just a female that delivered a baby in the past as some shrewd marketers would have you believe (in its purest form, in refers to “mother I’d like to fuck” but there’s more in the pop culture connotation); most people questioned also believing it should mean a curvy gal in her late 20’s or older, epitomized by the character of Stifler’s mother (Jennifer Coolidge) in American Pie. Realistically, the porn version of a MILF is subject to interpretation but knowing how old most of the cast is, their acting is the only thing that can truly satisfy the themes here (the age differences between the cast are minimal at best) but to be expected. The back cover said it like this: “MILFs, MILFs, and more MILFs? That's right! Eddie Powell and the Greedy crew have delivered 5 hot MILFs that are longing for some young cocks to satisfy. Watch as they pick up these horny soccer moms from the streets, and give their pussies a nice big throbbing treat. This will definitely be the 'meating' of a lifetime!” If that sounds interesting to you, here’s a brief glimpse into the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:

Scene One: Lauren Vaughn, a 27 year old as seen on the upper left hand side of the cover (first gal in the line up), was up first with 24 year old “Price is Right” enthusiast Jordan Ash. The pair was on the couch with the camera acknowledged as a part of the scene (as a dating show tribute) with their clothing coming off very soon after they sat down. She began inhaling his cock in a friendly manner with some skill and he kicked back to enjoy her oral ministrations. There was a limited titty fuck before she started actively bouncing on his penis vaginally, getting better with time like her oral did but starting at a higher threshold. I liked that the implanted gal was oral-friendly, going back to do PTM between positions, and seemingly into the action. It all resulted in her taking the population pudding to her face. The chemistry and energy between them was mixed (more energy than chemistry) but it was a solid start in most ways.

Scene Two: Devon Lee, a 32 year old (second from the right in the striped shirt on the cover), was up next with Justice Young, a 28 year old Texan looking for love in the reality dating show. Once on the couch after some cute humor, the pair went oral on each other with some knob slobbing and face sitting that showed a touch of magic between them. It wasn’t Devon’s facial expressions that gave me the clue, nor was it her increased respiration rate, but the look in her eye as she continued to play along with the scenario happily with his needs ahead of hers. The titty fuck lasted longer this time and they kissed a number of times, Devon aggressively riding his cock with an increasing tempo as the scene progressed. Devon was not exempt from some over the top moaning (this is a porno after all) but Justice was hitting her spot and she ground her hips into his rod log before draining his balls dry. She encouraged him choking her to liven things up and I was surprised they didn’t do anal given how he had been preparing her with his thumb but the titty pop closed things up to allow them to pick up in another place & time, this scene working better for me than the last one.

Scene Three: Ava Lauren, the large breasted cutie seen on the far right hand side on the front cover in a black top (claiming to be 36 though looking like she was in her twenties), was then up with James Deen, a 21 year old mope that liked masturbating. They hooked up in bed with her masturbating to warm up and ordering him around before she inhaled his penis actively. While I didn’t think their ages were exactly right, they best embraced a true MILF appeal unlike the other scenes that seemed more about parodying the genre with a wink & a nod. He throatfucked her before going down on her; Ava providing a near continuous stream of dirty talk in the process, which led to a far too short titty fuck. The vaginal screwing was less active by Ava than the others initially and he also took time to spread her perfect pucker with his finger but as ripe as her rump looked (deliciously full), it did not come into full play. She relished the taste of her own cookie off his dick too, the scenario showing her at all times in charge of the diminutive slacker. I disliked her implants too but fans of pissing (“squirting”) will appreciate her waterwork show as much as her sheer enthusiasm. The titty fuck at the end finished him off and she laughed as the sweaty pair fell onto the bed side by side.

Scene Four: Donna Doll, the 32 year old blond on the upper middle of the front cover, claimed to hail from Brazil as she took on 28 year old Alex Gonz. The dialogue this time was somewhat truncated but I had to admit that he looked younger and her making the first move was appealing. She dropped to her knees to please him and her oral skills were certainly decent enough. Alex loved her tits but her desire for his dick in her mouth was stronger so the oral was again given preference. He ate her out with some time spent rimming her, his fingers drilling deeply before he started banging her from behind. The dirty talk she provided was not particularly inspired (kind of mechanical actually) but she was no stranger to sex for dollars (another series…) and handled him competently while watching the camera too much. The PTM was more to her liking and he didn’t seem to mind, the pair continuing the dynamic until it was time to unleash his spew on her chest (a light load at that, he must be working too much).

Scene Five: Alisandra Monroe, the curvy gal in a white top (second from the left on the cover) claimed to be 31 years young, was then up in a scene with James Deen. She was attractive to me and did not seem that old, providing some of her life long background including her philosophy of “why waste a hard on?” James was her booty call and the scruffy lad had little to say so she jumped his bones on the couch. They embraced during the kiss and he pulled her top down to release her jugs; Alisandra peeling off the rest of her outfit in record time to give him greater access to her genitalia area. As with each of the previous scenes, there was some fake porn moaning involved here but she picked up the slack by slobbing his knob passionately; eyeing the camera too much but otherwise showing she could handle his modest member. She was far more active at sucking a cock than vaginally riding one and the limited titty fucking could have helped flesh out the scene but it was fair (if on the filler side during the penetration). It ended with a titty pop and could have been better as an ending scene.

Summary: Boy Meats MILF by director Eddie Powell for Greedy Video had a lot of laughs for me. It was quickly evident that the theme of the show was more of a parody of the MILF genre, an oft clever written one at that, and I would urge fans to watch each segment in its entirety for the entertainment value. The sex itself provided some decent levels of fuck for the buck, especially for fans of the MILF genre that don’t take things so seriously, so I rated it as Recommended. In short, the replay value and strokability helped make Boy Meats MILF a cute homage to the genre without giving up the strength of the cast so give it a look and see what the buzz concerning director Eddie Powell is all about.