Housewife 1 On 1 #10

Naughty America

Brianna Love

Genre: Vignette

Director: Brett Brando

Brandi Edwards

Cast: Alexis Texas, Kendall Brooks, Brianna Love, Marco Banderas, Brandi Edwards, Daisy Marie, Mikayla, Priscilla Sin; Envy Mi (bonus scene only), all men uncredited

Length: 131:26 minutes

Mikayla and Daisy Marie

Date of Production: 12/14/2008

Extra's: The best extra was a 21:33 minute long scene starring Envy Mi and an anonymous stunt cock handled in POV fashion that wasn’t bad at all. The moper meat puppet was never fully shown and did little to inspire me that he had a clue about what he was doing but Envy, while not even in my top hundred current performers, was enthusiastic and energetic as an active vaginal rider that took a large facial from her “husband” after dressing him for work. There was also a photogallery for those who care but it was nothing special.

Priscilla Sin

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Housewife 1 On 1 #10 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as originally shot by director Brett Brando for release by Naughty America. The lighting was decent this time, limiting the amount of grain and other visual noise the movie provided compared to some earlier releases by the company. There were very few compression artifacts and the visual aspects of the movie were pretty good here but the MPEG-2 encoding showed a very low bitrate (typically in the lower 3 Mbps range) and the picture reflected that a lot. The composition of the angles and shots favored the ladies reasonably well and that elevated the quality of the visual presentation more than a little bit from what I've seen in the past. The men were all excluded from getting much screen time in that the vignettes were recorded in POV fashion specifically to exclude them as best the cameraman could, the guys not handling the camera but nearly appearing like that much of the time. The audio was presented in MPEG-2 2.0 English with a bitrate of 224 Mbps according to my receiver but I heard no separation between the channels and if the vocals were recorded in anything but monaural, I'd be very surprised. There was no music on hand to interfere with the vocals though so there was that benefit but the microphone seemed to be too far away as the vocals were hollow and echoed throughout the set.

Body of Review: Brett Brando was the lead director at Naughty America until recently, moving on to greener pastures for one reason or another. While I don’t profess to be the biggest fan of his works, he generally kept his style simple and straightforward so when I saw that his latest release of Housewife 1 On 1 #10 had some of my favorite performers, I took the chance that it might be well worth my time. The premise of the series is to provide vignettes of horny housewives needing some action, shot in point of view (POV) fashion where the men were considered a necessary evil. The acting was generally what one would expect from a generic porno shot on a low budget with the women doing all the talking (mirroring real life to an extent) and there were no surprises here. That said, here is a look at the individual scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were deployed here:

Scene One: Alexis Texas, the curvy cutie from Texas with the bodacious ass, older but MILFish Kendall Brooks, and an uncredited meat puppet of dubious value were up first in this scene that lasted 26:28 minutes. The ladies tried on various outfits with some tease aspects to it, the camera coming across as if held by a peeping Tom. The ladies looking right at it early in the scene ruined that dynamic a bit but even though I wasn’t keen on Kendall’s implants, Alexis was frisky as could be; elevating the heat for me a little. The sex included some minor lesbian trimmings as they ate each other in between the limited blowjob work; the vaginal screwing taking up the majority of the scenario once they started going at it. Both ladies added in some moments of active riding but not consistently enough to merit a lot of replay value, the PTM and varied positions hampered by the attempts at POV action. The scene ended with Alexis taking the mouth load of population pudding and cumswapping it with Kendall; the scene forgoing the theme of “1 on 1” for the ménage a trios.

Scene Two: Brianna Love, the cute gal on the front cover and most popular lady of the entire show, was up next as she smoked a cigar and drank brandy with Marco Banderas (I could see his large tattoo to identify him), before the usual bout of boning in the 23:16 minute scene. She was dressed in his shirt and knelt in front of him in the living room; the initial action being a POV blowjob. She gave his knob a nice slobbing before he reciprocated with some vaginal pounding. She was passive at first but seemed to revive her spirit a little once she was on top of his cock in the cowgirl positions she favors. Her dirty talk was limited but she gave plenty of her signature moans and watching her ass cheeks ripple was as delightful as ever. Brianna then masturbated as she licked his nuts, Marco jerking off to her face to close the decent scene out.

Scene Three: Brandi Edwards, a curvy brunette with some MILF appeal, was up next in a scene lasting 26:41 minutes that had her tending the medical needs of her husband (he had hurt himself playing sports). Her implants were not the best but she seemed to embrace the type of porn acting needed to get the job done, slowly stripping off her clothing during the tease. Brandi did not appear to be as thick when her clothing was lost and the mechanical nature of her act had a number of rough edges but she gave quite a show nonetheless as she wrapped her lips around his cock to suck it and jerk it off. I’d hire her for that alone but her dirty talk added some appeal too; the biggest problem being how absolutely passive she was during the vaginal screwing. That drained away all the sexual tension (in a negative manner) and by the time she started pumping back; the scene was almost over. The ending splash of semen was limited and went to her face; marking the end of the weakest scene.

Scene Four: Daisy Marie, a sexy Latina with a fit body and very attractive face, was up next with a guy in bed without any tease whatsoever; the gal actively riding his cock as though she was getting off. I hated the lack of tease but this was one of her best scenes in recent memory, slowed down to a stop when Mikayla, a brunette hotty playing his wife, entered into the picture as a less than jealous type that joined in. The scene lasted 29:40 minutes and was another that discarded the “1 on 1” theme of the title but benefited by the ladies seeming to compete with each other throughout the action. The guy was not very talented (the best case scenario being that he was limited by the director) but the ladies used what he had to full advantage and provided a lot of oral on him and each other with a lot of vaginal screwing in several positions. There was also a lot of dirty talk taking place and Daisy appeared to swallow the load but missed when trying to cumswap what was left.

Scene Five: Priscilla Sin, a brunette acting a bit drunk as she came in from her party with her peers, was up last as she demonstrated her appreciation for her man. The guy was cute but unable to show much enthusiasm, Priscilla not exactly setting the world on fire either as there appeared to be little chemistry between them. She slobbed his knob and kept eye contact with him/the camera, proving to be reasonably talented at her chosen career field; the scene lasting 25:21 minutes as she actively rode the cock to milk him dry. Her implants were a major distraction and her over the top attitude did not work for me much but the lack of replay value aside, I’ve seen worse. For those that care, she jerked him off to her face, carefully aiming his sperm away from her mouth for the most part.

Summary: Housewife 1 On 1 #10 by director Brett Brando for Naughty America had some moments that I liked nearly enough to rate it as higher than a Rent It but the generic nature of the scenes, the low budget attitude, and the lack of internal consistency as mentioned in the body of the review all impacted it too much to give it more love. Some of the ladies were better than expected here but others were not as good as I would have liked (and expected) so this was simply another volume of a series best suited for the internet where the material was presumably shot for. In short, Housewife 1 On 1 #10 was not a bad bit of porn for a stroke session or two but even the best scenes lacked the kind of replay value needed to keep it in play for your personal hand to gland use.