Punkd Ur Ass #2

Matt Zane Productions/Pleasure Productions

Steve Taylor and Tera Wray go shopping.

Genre: Comedy

Director: Matt “The Lord” Zane

Flower Tucci is worth doing real stunts for.

Cast: Tera Wray, Steve Taylor, Flower Tucci, Jenner, Nautica Thorn, Brandon X, Sarah Vandella, Mark Zane

Non sex roles: Matt Zane, Rick Shameless, Debella, Tyung Lee

Length: 123:32 minutes

Nautica Thorn looked good!

Date of Production: 10/4/2007

Extra's: The extras were minimal here with the best of them being a 4:33 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. All it had was some flubbed lines and additional non-sex material like the guys mugging for the camera but it did manage to make them look even stupider (if that was humanly possible). There was also a cumshot recap, a photogallery, some trailers, and forced spam (as well as a cardboard slipcase).

DeBella, Sarah Vandella, Tyung Lee and Mark Zane had some fun.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Punkd Ur Ass #2 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Matt “The Lord” Zane for Pleasure Productions using the standard MPEG-2 video codec. The bitrate was typically hovering around the mid 3 Mbps mark but it varied a lot more than usual and my general impression of the picture was that it looked barely above a home movie. The movie can be broken up into two parts; the stunts and the sex, neither shot optimally but the stunts looking a lot like the MTV show Jackass that it was patterned after. The sex looked more traditionally shot but with plenty of rough edges to it as well but the lighting was strong enough to allow everything to be seen even if the levels of grain, video noise, and compression artifacts were noticeably worse than most releases by the company. The fleshtones were accurate and the composition of the shots a bit shaky but enough to merit a stroke or two. The audio was presented in MPEG 2.0 with a bitrate of 224 Kbps with minimal separation but with a variety of lesser known bands used during the stunts that actually sounded fitting for the action (and during the sex, I could hear the couples going at it, albeit sounding kind of hollow).

Body of Review: Matt “The Lord” Zane is one of the latest directors at Pleasure Productions to add a twist or two to the often generic nature of their releases. More “alt” than most bearing the title at other companies, his works are definitely “in progress” as he combines punkish music with a variety of attempts at creativity, the latest being a parody or homage called Punkd Ur Ass #2. The show sounds a lot like it was trying to copy the Ashton Kutcher show but in reality, it was more like MTV’s Jackass where guys do stupid things to display their ability to take pain. In this case, the payoff is more tangible in that the men get to fuck porn babes with the stunts being far easier (no swarms of bees, no drinking horse semen, no getting bonked in the nads, or the like). The cover said it like this: “The Zane brothers are back once again to wreak havoc with hot porn chicks by making horny guys do the most outlandish stunts to get laid. How far is too far when it comes to hot pussy? Matt Zane attempts to find the answer as these hard-up studs do some of the most unthinkable acts of insanity. Get ready for paintball guns, nipple piercings, liquor store streaking, old lady lap dances, and a lot of pain and humiliation....and yes, top of the line porn pussy!“ While this seems like a lame imitation of Spunk’d The Movie that came out awhile back and was better handled, the series only needs a little more polish to make it work, this time not making it any more than the opening volley a friend reviewed. If that sounds interesting to you, here’s a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:

Scene One: Tera Wray, the contract brunette seen on the right hand side of the front cover, was up first as she engaged aging lothario Steve Taylor to buy her various confections at night from liquor stores. If he did as she asked, she would blow him and allow him to fuck her “all night long”; the catch being he had to do this without any clothing on “streaker style”. The danger of such a stunt ranged from getting beat up to being arrests by the authorities but he did so repeatedly as Matt followed him into the stores which led to the couple getting busy on a couch. He ate her ass and she reciprocated with a solid blowjob; leaving lipstick on his shaft as she worked him over so thoroughly (even licking his balls a bunch). She was a passive vaginal ride though and even held his cock at the base to either make sure he kept an erection or to limit the depth he could go; Tera providing a near constant stream of verbal coaxing before taking the wad of population pudding to her face. It was a tiny load and there were some bloopers at the end but neither the stunt nor the sex was all that special.

Scene Two: Flower Tucci, the blond featured on the front cover in the middle, was up next as the reward for moper Jenner to get his nipples pierced. Considering that scores of people get this done every day without the added incentive of Flower’s asshole, I wasn’t too impressed with this one either but the way Jenner was practically crying like a baby at least made it amusing (and I like Flower) so I gave it a chance. Seeing how much ink Jenner has, I doubted the amount of whining he did was real but the over the top whining was part of the scenario. The grungy looking tattoo parlor aside, the scene reverted to a couch where Flower provided some tease before Jenner locked his lips on her ass; the guy stuffing most of his hand inside of her pussy and ass to get all soaking wet. The circus act sex aside, she actively blew him before impaling herself on his cock; taking it vaginally and anally in a variety of positions but most of them did not show her as active as she can be. The ending load of semen dribbled out and he either was working too much or the shock of his piercing impacted the size the load.

Scene Three: Nautica Thorn, the cutie seen on the left hand side of the cover, was up next as the prize for Brandon X if the emo dude would take off his pants and get repeatedly shot by a paintball gun. This stunt was more in line with the MTV show the flick was patterned after (I’ve seen them do it) though Brandon wore a helmet too unlike the mainstream show where the cast eschews protective gear in a display of manliness (or stupidity). Rick and Nautica shot at the mostly moving target and it did not look like he was getting hit much for real but it was still kind of funny in the “can’t look away” type of dynamic. His manliness established (if barely) he was given his shot with lovely Nautica on a generic couch where he ate her cookie like an amateur while she faked some moans. Still in performance mode, Nautica aggressively sucked him off but he was a lot smaller than she’s used to so she make a show of it for the camera. Nautica was passive about half to two thirds of the vaginal penetration and her moans seemed especially bizarre given the size of the cock compared to all those that have gone before him but she took the load okay and while I wouldn’t even place this one in her top hundred scenes; seeing her is always nice (even with another limited facial where Brandon kissed her semen tainted lips several times; Mark dropping a second load for the record).

Scene Four: Sarah Vandella, the hot blond seen on the lower right hand corner, was up last with Mark Zane. The stunt this time was that Mark had to survive a couple of strippers of dubious nature to score with the hotty; one of the strippers none other than DeBella (Jewel DeNyle’s mother) and the other chunky chick Tyung Lee. By the way they denigrated DeBella, you’d think she was a hundred years old and plus sized women give great lap dances (more friction as well as working harder to make their money) so this was hardly a stunt as far as I was concerned. The guys had great laughs at the expense of the ladies and the reward was cute in the face even if her implants (and generic body) weakened her appeal. He ate her, she blew him fairly well, and they screwed on the purple couch to varying degrees of aggressiveness. Sarah was okay once she was properly warmed up and seemed like no stranger to a cock in her mouth. Her over the top acting weakened the scene for me substantially (the cock was quite modest in size so when she works with any of the porn regulars, she’ll be making those faces for real). Still, she had a nice ass and even though she clamped down tight for the facial, I’d have blown a load on her myself.

Summary: Punkd Ur Ass #2 by director Matt “The Lord” Zane for Pleasure Productions was a cute change of pace but the sex was hardly stirring and the stunts were about as outrageous as what kids do all the time (sans pussy for the most part). I’ve seen a number of parodies of this kind of show and the best that actually comes to mind is Spunk’d The Movie (why it wasn’t called some derivative of Jackass is beyond me since that was the show being emulated) but like the watered down sex, the stunts might appeal to those of you that believe porn has to be locked into pale imitations of mainstream shows, my personal rating being a far too generous Rent It. In short, Punkd Ur Ass #2 wasn’t even as appealing as Volume 1 but the premise is sound enough that given the right kind of stunts and sexual conduct, it could become a winner for those patient enough to wait while the director “hangs around” and figures it all out.