Azz Fest 6

Metro Interactive/Ethnicity Films

Dana DeArmond: Matron of alt-porn

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Van Styles

Jenny Hendrix had a great ass too.

Cast: Alexis Texas, Jerry, Dana DeArmond, Mark Ashley, Jenny Hendrix, Mr. Pete, Kristina Rose, Mark Wood, Brianna Love

Length: 170:01 minutes

Kristina Rose was frisky!

Date of Production: 12/13/2007

Brianna Love with Mr. Pete

Extra's: The best extra was clearly the 67:51 minute long Behind the Scenes feature even though the sound was often fucked up because the visuals were so appealing. There was a lot of tease footage, some interview material, and a wealth of footage showing the gals getting ready (as well as some extra sex stuff, though admittedly not much). In short, fans of the cast will have plenty to keep busy with after watching the movie a few dozen times using this extra. There were also web banners, some text biographies for the ladies, trailers, a photogallery, and spam for phone sex commercials, etc.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Azz Fest 6 was presented in a pleasing anamorphic widescreen color with an aspect ratio of about 1.78:1 as shot by director Van Styles for Metro Interactive under his Ethnicity label. The lighting was fair and that minimized the grain, video noise, and shadows in most cases; all factors in the appearance of the technical values used to enhance the action. The lighting did appear to give some portions of the scenes a washed out look but the editing looked better than ever to help compensate. The composition of the shots proved that industry veteran Van has come a long way since his initial releases elsewhere, reminding me of his heated works for Hustler and Video Team taken up a notch, his production assistance seen on previous picks of the week like SWAT (this time showing a mid 5 Mbps bitrate). There were still some rough edges in evidence but I can see improvement in these recent works and I look forward to seeing how his productions fare as he directs for numerous companies. To sum it up; the movie looked as good as any of the company's recent releases, albeit some of the scenes showing a little less chemistry and energy due to the dynamic of the pairings. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 Dolby Digital English (in 192 Kbps) but the vocals were way too low and there was no separation between the channels in that regard (typical for a gonzo effort on separation but not the volume).

Body of Review: Van Styles is a director that appreciates curvy women nearly as much as I do, his various product lines over the years showing a lot of promise as far as I was concerned. Under a new distribution deal with Metro Interactive, his movies will hopefully find a wider audience, the man putting a lot of effort into his latest release titled Azz Fest 6. The movie is a set of five lengthy scenes starring some of the hottest names in gonzo porn including Brianna Love, Jenny Hendrix, Alexis Texas, and a couple more that probably have developed a following over time. If you prefer tiny gals with small butts, look elsewhere but this was definitely looking promising to me, a confirmed bootiologist. The back cover said it like this: "Van Styles' Azz Fest 6 is about one man's obsession, a love of big, round, delicious asses. Each bootyful babe treats the viewer to a sizzling hot, butt-lovin' sex scene featuring the most virile studs to turn these bitches out right! It's Van-tastic!" If that sounds appealing to you, here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:

Scene One: Alexis Texas, the hotty featured on the front cover on the right hand side of dead center, was up first with Jerry after she posed and teased in her black fishnet outfit. A Texan native, Alexis has been showing increasing amounts of promise in her performances over the past year, her ass eating her shorts long before Jerry started pawing her ass cheeks. She crawled over to him to slob his knob, shaking her butt as he dove between those cheeks until she sat on his face. She verbally coaxed him on once they moved to vaginal boning in several positions, some of them showing her to be more active than others. My favorite position was Alexis on her stomach doing doggy though; she wasn't as aggressive but the way she held her ass apart was sweet! That was all it took for Jerry to launch his load of population pudding on her lower back, rubbing his dick along her ass crack before the scene faded out.

Scene Two: Dana DeArmond, the matron saint of alt-porn, was up next in purple mesh, the soft focus making her look far different from the "35 year old transsexual" I have heard her called in the past. Dana is another performer that is hit or miss in her gonzo scenes, having an ample sample to work with if not always the drive to put it to best use. The tease was too short for me but Mark Ashley didn't seem to care as he wanted to get right to work with her, the ass shaking and low camera angle looking most forgiving on her as well. Her ass might not be in the same league as Alexis but Mark is a solid performer able to bring the best out of most ladies, savoring her ass orally before plugging it with his cock. Dana was passive during this anal romp but she enjoyed the ATM and vaginal screwing a bit more if that helps give you a better picture of the scene. The blowjob came later and was easily the best part of the scene but towards the end of the scene, she did finally get slightly active. Also on a positive note, she jerked out his load into her mouth at the end of the scene, swallowing it down in a single gulp.

Scene Three: Jenny Hendrix, the cute blond on the far left hand side of the front cover, was up next and I have been finding her to be quite nicely situated to move up the ladder of the porn pantheon thanks to her increasingly solid performances of late. The music all came from the right hand speaker this time, the vocal track just as bad as the other scenes as the hotty teased on the fancy lounge chair in front of Mr. Pete. Her pink & black outfit hugged her curves sweetly as she eyed the guy with a sense of hunger, Pete smacking her ass a bit to warm her up (she did have too many blemishes though). She coyly teased him during her hummer and he made her pay for it by drilling her very hard but as she warmed up, her dirty talk elevated the dynamic of the scene and she went crazy by actively pumping her hips on his rod. The vaginal sex led to anal where she essentially started over again from scratch, the camera even getting kicked by her stripper shoes as the duo bounced around. The move to the red couch showed different camera settings and the anal getting better; her taste testing displaying some apprehension but not as much as some of her peers in other movies. Pete rubbed out the semen and she sucked him off until the scene faded out.

Scene Four: Kristina Rose, the exotic looking brunette on the far right hand side of the cover, was up next as she followed the general formula by walking around in sexy fishnets and booty shorts as well as a matching polka dotted top that didn't last long. I did appreciate that she was given some quality time to tease with though, her subtle movements showing an understanding of what works better than overt sexuality. She gave Van a short interview (all the vocals coming out of the left hand channel) before Mark Wood started sniffing her ass and tending to it orally. She then worked him into a frenzy by rubbing her ass into his pants, his bulge getting more prominent as she did so. He went back to going down on her ass, flicking his tongue on her perfect pucker before she gave him a seductive hummer in return. It was a messy hummer that led to him poking her cookie while she shouted about his size, sticking with the front door until he busted a nut on her face.

Scene Five: Brianna Love, the best performer of the show and showcased on the front to the left of center, was up last and I can't fault her sultry tease one bit. Her pink stripper shoes matched her mesh shorts and white thong, making me want to jump right in to lick her until she begged me to stop. Alas, that was the job of Mr. Pete this time, Brianna crawling over to him for him to start spanking her fleshy ass as they kissed. The blowjob was done largely in POV fashion, Brianna slobbing his knob aggressively as she shook her ass for the camera. Her spirited bouncing on his cock made this a winner of a scene though as her pussy engulfed his rod, even the anal showing her ability to take his dick very well indeed. There was taste testing and the pouty little moans she made while getting boned helped make this a very solid scene in every way except for the audio track; the ending splooge fairly minimal even though she tasted it too.

Summary: Azz Fest 6 by director Van Styles for Metro Interactive had a great cast, a lot of strokability, and substantial replay value to make it worth a rating of Recommended. The rating might have been higher but the audio issues weakened it for me and even the lengthy BTS that I liked so much had suffered from this problem. Still, fans of Brianna Love, Jenny Hendrix, and Alexis Texas will want to get a copy of Azz Fest 6 for themselves to enjoy because I'm not going to lend anyone my copy. If the rest of the series was as good as this, I might have to try and pick up copies as the trailers looked intriguing to say the least.