The Main Event

Is there anyone who doesn't enjoy big tits? Straight guys love them, gay guys love them, women love them. Tits are a beautiful thing. That's why big-tit DVDs are so great. It's all about the curvy beauty of women, and the sexiness they impart upon a lady. Brazzers, which is quickly climbing my personal favorites chart, does them well, especially in their theme series. This time around, the theme is working women, and in-office sex, which, like their school sex DVD, is a common fantasy for many.

Once again though, the theme adds a ton of dialogue that helps make the scenes exceedingly long, along with repetitive, overstretched sex sessions. Also working against the disc is the terrible acting. Playing these parts and building the scenarios are required to maintain a theme, and acting is the only way to do that. Unfortunately, the majority of the stars here barely can act interested, no less act as characters.

Scene 1:

Arriving at work early on a Saturday, Nikki (your standard porno blonde with oddly freckly breasts) and Kinzie (a cuter brunette) talk for over 10 minutes about their relationships, before getting into a lingerie fashion show for each other. Naturally, they then slip into some lesbian fun, until a co-worker shows up and blackmails them into a 3-way. Pussy eating is the order of the day as the girls pleasure each other while their co-worker gets to enjoy a double-team BJ from the two of them, featuring a disgusting amount of spit. Daisy chain action raises the heat in the scene, as he fucks the two girls as they eat each other out, with some very hot reverse rides that put all the penetration on display. The only real issue is the girls' inability to stop talking throughout. It's infuriating that whenever their mouths aren't filled with cock, they are talking.

Scene 2:

Gina Lynn, if this is the well-known one (and she seems to be), is the stereotypical porno starlet, with the teased, bottle-blonde hair, big fake tits, and almost no personality. Here, she's an office whore who trades her pussy for a better parking space. The diamond-hard nips on her boulder-like breasts are interesting, but she's so standard that it's hard to get all that excited about her, even when she's getting bent over her desk and plowed from behind. She could be shooting rainbows from her cunt and curing AIDS with her tits, but I would still be zoning her out, because she just keeps talking about the Goddamn parking spot. Enough about the parking spot!

Scene 3:

This may be the most ridiculous scene on this disc, thanks to the setting. Supposedly, this guy is the new president of the company, but he works in an office that Willy Wonka would reject, with FruitStripesgum wallpaper, about 15 clocks on the wall and a desk so small it barely holds a keyboard. On the other hand, he's got a secretary named Lichelle, an average looking blonde with massive breasts and a willingness to do anything to please her boss. Once the scene is set, and the pants are off, she provides a great BJ and a pair of nice fakes, as he fucks her mouth. They bang all over the office, with a cowgirl ride offering the best view of the action, which sadly doesn't include much movement in her chest. They do offer a great target for him to blow his load, which hoses her down like a canon.

Scene 4:

Carmella Bing looks EXACTLY like a girl I work with, though she doesn't have nearly the rack that Carmella sports. That's unfortunate, since Carmella looks tremendous with her creamy tits hanging out, which happens quickly when a guy she met online stops by her office. An interview to become his secretary quickly becomes a fuckfest, as she blows his huge tool, and welcomes him into her honey hole from behind. Her breasts bounce nicely as he pounds away at her, while the reverse ride she takes looks fantastic, showing off her stuffed beaver and her active jugs. Thankfully, for once, we get a little variety from a Brazzers DVD, as Carmella gets up on her shoulders and takes a piledriver slamming from her new man, before he blows it on her face.

Scene 5:

Breaking the disc's theme, Shyla seduces the landscaper at her home (all-star cocksman Jack Venice), but at least he's working. The plot logic here is as dumb or dumber than any of the other scenes, so let's just skip to the sex, which is outstanding. The couple exchange oral all over the kitchen, before Jack takes control and just pummels her pussy as she hangs onto the fridge for dear life, accidentally yanking it open a few times. It's incredible that her vagina doesn't fall out from the punishment Jack gives it, which we get to enjoy thanks to a great underneath angle. Some cuts in the video unfortunately diminish the hear of the scene, but it certainly features some of the hottest professional sex I've ever seen, though the tits are less mobile than Stephen Hawking.

Audio/Video

The full-frame video looks good, with solid color and a clean image, though outdoor scenes end up washed out. The camera work is great, with excellent angles that show every detail. There are no issues with lighting or video compression.

There's no music on the Dolby Digital 2.0 track, while the dialogue is a bit muffled and  the sounds of sex are incredibly clear.  You can hear every moan, gag and thrust cleanly.

Extras

A couple of extras are on this DVD, including the standard pop-shot recap and an automatic photo gallery that has great images from the film's shoot.

Concluding Words

The office sex fantasy is a good one, but these scenes try too hard to draw out the inspiration. Instead of worrying about that portion, which results in too much talking, focus on the impressive chests of all the women involved. The DVD presentation here isgood, but there's not much bonus material. The only real downside is the extreme length of the scenes and the excessive and aggravating dialogue.