Pornstars Like It Big

Brazzers/Jules Jordan Video

Gina Lynn!  (and Johnny Sins)

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Uncredited

Shyla Stylez, Gianna, and Carmella Bing!

Cast: Gina Lynn, Johnny Sins, Gianna, Carmella Bing, Shyla Stylez, Lichelle Marie, Andrew Andretti, Nikki Benz, OBD Strokes, Sienna West, Sandra Romain

Length: 195:29 minutes

Lichelle Marie

Date of Production: 1/23/2008

Nikki Benz! (and OBD)

Extras: The best extra was the 39:29 minute long bonus scene starring Sandra Romain and Johnny Sins as described below. That's a pretty smoking extra as far as I was concerned, taken from the company website as the other scenes were (and as a fan of anal queen Sandra, her semi-retirement makes such scenes all the more important). There was a photogallery, a cumshot recap, and a list of some websites.

Sienna West and Johnny

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Pornstars Like It Big was presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by the uncredited directors of Brazzers to be released in the MPEG-2 format (which most of us call SD or standard definition). Most material shot for the web over the years has proven to look washed out, full of pixilated pictures, and lacking in many ways but most of the scenes here seemed to be properly lit if nothing else. That minimized the grain and shadows as well as the video noise, the minimal bitrate of 3 Mbps (and lower) not helping matters any but not killing the look of the scenes either. The composition of the camera angles tended to make the ladies look pretty good or better, especially the scenes with lengthy tease sequences, but other scenes made it painfully obvious that single camera shoots are not always the best way to go. Still, I expected very little so it was not that bad a DVD compared to other releases of a similar nature. The audio was presented in a standard 2.0 Dolby Digital English with a 192 Kbps bitrate, no real separation between the channels or major dynamic range but not substantially different from regular releases on the market either.

Body of Review: Brazzers is one of those internet companies that shoots a lot of scenes for their website and later releases them on DVD, that supposedly "dying format" that I insist has plenty of mileage left in it. From what I gathered at the recent AEE, the company has a big emphasis on large breasts (real or fake) in their works, making it a good place for fans to check out. The first DVD of theirs sent to me to review is Pornstars Like It Big, a collection of their web-scenes on DVD that included five in the movie and another as a bonus. Seeing some of the big names on the marquee, I felt it was a nice selection so I gave it a look. The cover said this of the scenes: "Being the top pornstar in the industry, Gina Lynn always gets what she wants! So she calls on one of the biggest cocks in the business to satisfy her huge cock craving! Gianna, Carmella & Shyla have a little wet and wild fun on the job at the carwash! At the end of the day these whores only wanted to get paid one way, with Big Hard Cock! Dreams do come true, just ask Nikki Benz! When this horny cunt gets pulled over by officer Strokes and ex-porn star, all her big dick dreams come true! Watch Lichelle Marie at her best in this steamy hot shower scene! Her tight pussy is stretched to the limit by a monster cock and she loves every inch of it! This time Sienna West isn't looking for an average cock to give her an average fuck. She hunts down Johnny for a cunt splitting monster cock pounding of her life!" Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Gina Lynn, the blond featured on the front cover, was up first and as far as name recognition is concerned, she was the best choice to work with Johnny Sins. She wanted a "big fucking cock" and acted bitchy when confronted with the possibility that she might not get on as demanded, making it happen she met him in the very windy public park. Her skimpy outfit was really complementary and they sadly ended up on a generic couch (at least the wind noise died down) where she began pawing him and his growing erection. They kissed and she teased some more before wrapping her lips around his member to blow so sweetly. The lengthy (and messy) hummer led to Johnny giving her some oral fun but it was truncated by their need to bone, the guy going balls deep inside her biscuit and Gina taking her time to get revved up enough to more than passively ride. She was vocal about it all though and the scene looked better than most shot for online distribution; the oiled up titty fuck and additional vaginal plowing leading to a large facial given up. Whew!

Scene Two: Gianna, Carmella Bing, Shyla Stylez, and Johnny Sins were up next in an automotive repair office ("Soundwaves") after he called the car wash service to "send over three hot big boob girls" to clean up his Lamborghini. The ladies were wearing tiny bikinis in public and went over to give a great carwash tease that lasted quite awhile. They had some issues with payment since he didn't carry cash, the adlibbing a bit bizarre but leading to the expected sex. The number of blocked out logos in the office almost made me wish for the living room again, the ladies attacking his dick with Gianna taking charge. All three of them blew him, sharing his meat like friends, before doing likewise with the vaginal rides. Gianna has long been a favorite of mine and Shyla was so hot looking (the leanest of the trio) with Carmella not a bad "chunky monkey" herself. The rides were active and punctuated by lesbian action in the warehouse, the multitude of positions leading to all three ladies blowing him to receive their facials. This was another fun scene with a lot of chemistry between the players, making me want to see more of what the company offers up. Yum!

Scene Three: Lichelle Marie, a skinny blond with big implants, was the other blond featured on the front cover (on the right side in blue toned black & white). She began by showering up in the locker-room, spending ample time lathering up her chest and other body parts before owner Andrew Andretti stumbled in on her. After clearing up a misperception, they went about showering in the open area, leaving each other alone until she claimed he had a big dick (not like Johnny's!); showing the need to stroke and suck it. She smiled and had a good time with it, working him actively during the hummer and titty fuck. He reciprocated and they screwed vaginally, Lichelle showing more enthusiasm than she normally does (admittedly not a high threshold to pass) as they bumped uglies on the bench. She ended up with a wealth of population pudding all over her body by the end of the scene and while it wasn't nearly as heated as the previous two scenes, it was still perhaps the best I've seen her in. Nice!

Scene Four: Nikki Benz, another popular blond bombshell with a lot of fans, was up next as she drove around in her car discussing what sounded like a bad scene with Kurt L. Still in need of seed, she lamented to her friend on the cell phone when Officer "OBD Strokes" pulled her over for speeding. Their conversation led to her seeing his chubby, the gal jumping out of the car to blow him in public by the warehouses. Comparing his dick to his police club, she kept at him as she addressed her cop fantasy with some titty action and more knob gobbling fun. He returned the favor of eating her out in the bed of the pick up truck, soon after nailing her hard though she was a mostly passive rider until she was on top of him. This lasted a long time until the facial dribbled out, another scene that could have used more work (and I like Nikki).

Scene Five: Sienna West, a frisky brunette with a large rack, was up last as she spied a sunbathing Johnny Sins out by the pool. He was too big for her to suck all the way down but she continued to try her best to satisfy her lustful ways. I would have preferred more tease by the lady but this was one of the shorter scenes of the bunch and she was playful enough but the lack of skill compared to her peers was a let down on one level. They went inside the house and she continued on the bed, Johnny liking her curvy form a lot as she worked him over. Her porn moans were excessive but she showed some potential all the same, letting him do all the work during the passive vaginal ride (at least until she was on top of him). This was another scene that should have been better, the second half of the entire movie weaker than the first part (and bonus scene). It ended when most of his large load covered her stomach.

Bonus Scene: Sandra Romain, coming into the house with her skimpy top and tight shorts, was up as the 39:29 minute long bonus scene with Johnny Sins in the garish living room. They gave each other some oral loving, taking plenty of time and giving plenty of care, leading to vaginal and anal sex. Both performers gave an enthusiastic bout of boning that ended with him rubbing out a big load to her anal gape. If you've seen her in action before, you will know what to expect and it was ALL good!

Summary: Pornstars Like It Big by Brazzers was a mixed bag in terms of quality scenes with three of them really well done, another well done for the performer's abilities, and the other two very hit or miss so I rated it as Recommended. It might have been partially related to the directors involved in the scenes or the outgoing nature of some performers but as I described above, the scenes often looked better than bigger name website offerings so you might want to check this one out. In short, Pornstars Like It Big had a lot of large titties, curvy rumps, and balls out boning so pick up a copy and you will likely find it to have a lot of replay and stroke value.