Cast: Aubrey, Octavia, Emma and Isabella

Genre: Big Tits/Compilation/High Grade Production

Length of Feature: 125 mins

Condoms:
No

Date of Production: 10/03/2007

Special Features: Pop Shots, Photo Gallery and  Star Index

WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?

"Real Sex Magazine 34" isn't a disc dedicated to the long-running HBO series. I really wished that I checked these things out before requesting them. But, I was pleased by the dedication to the virgin performers. Nothing makes you lust after a lady more, than her first time on film.

The A/V Quality is solid as hell with impeccable audio. What makes me especially happy is the pop shots index in the special features. Sometimes, I just want to a spooge fest. Other times, I just want to see girls awkwardly answer questions from an unseen interviewer.

SCENE 1

The
first scene begins with a
girl from Honduras. She's a 19 year old named Isabella who is starring in her first adult scene ever. She's a saucy little minx who just wants to be good enough for you to jerk it. When she shows off those dark nipples, it's enough to get you to pop. But, she begins to work her away around her male performer and into your heart.

The sex is standard. Nobody has really done anything interesting with sex since the chicken fucking of "Pink Flamingos".

The scene builds and builds, as I come to realize what I like about porn so much. It's the fact that anyone can do it and most people do it well. It's a positive affirmation about humanity's desires and the ability to fuck well on camera. You've got to love it.

SCENE 2

The
second scene begins with
Aubrey. She's this tiny blonde from New Jersey with perfect little tits. I'm a big tit guy, but I prefer any tits as long as they're attached to a pretty girl. Aubrey works the cock and does decent fucking. But, what wins the audience over is her personality. She's a bubbly girl who knows how to entertain. She's a classic and one that I hope to see in more flicks.

SCENE 3

Octavia is a half black/half Mexican mix. She's got that fire and the ass to set men on fire. It's enough to make you want to see her as a headliner, but she's still got room to grow. She doesn't have that much of a personality. It hurts her, because she's just there as a mannequin to get fucked. I want to see some style in my sex tapes. If I just wanted to watch people fuck like a couple of half-dead hobos...I would take my own escapades.

SCENE 4

Emma brought this shit on home. She's got that Winnie Cooper look about her that I fantasize over. So, I imagined this last scene with Daniel Stern narrating. He would talk about the late 60s, while Emma whips her tits out. Then, you'd get some spiel about Janis Joplin dying while Emma chugs cock. Then, the Joe Cocker would kick in during the fucking.

Emma is so pretty, that it's hard to watch her get slammed. I have that damn Madonna/Whore thing going on and I like to imagine that all pretty girls keep their pussies under security wrap. But, it's also kind of hot to see that illusion get shattered. Still, I'd like to see more of this girl. Maybe get her in an Ellie Idol lesbian video. That would be sweet.

WORKING CLEAN-UP

"Real Sex Magazine 34" is a fun film
that shows off young girls doing what they do best. Sucking, fucking and plucking pubic hairs from betwixt their teeth. Yeah, I said "betwixt". I'm trying to class up the joint. That was some Dickens right there for a film about deep dicking. Think about that one.