Fuck My Tits 3

An Elegant Angel Release Directed by William H. Nutsack

Starring:  Aiden Starr, Angelica Lane, Britney Stevens, Candice Nicole, Carmella Bing, Melrose Foxxx, Natasha Nice & Scarlett Pain.

Runtime:  1hr 53min

Condoms?:  None!

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Brief Synopsis:  William H. Nutsack brings us part the third in the boobs (mostly) series, a penetration-free, tit-fucking extravaganza of an affair.  The scenes feature a bit of blow job action, though, as the title would suggest, emphasis is between the lovely sets of chesticles trotted out by a fine set of ladies, only one of whom sports the "great big" variety of puppies.  No matter, as the remaining ladies should do just fine under Mr. Nutsack's watchful eye.

Scene One:  Aiden Starr

Cutie Aiden Starr starts us off, cooing and flicking her tongue toward the camera eye, slaloming her fingers around and around her sweet coconut mounds.  She tosses off her thin sheer skirt and lies down to pull her matching undies past her airborne ankles, giggling all the way through.  A lucky guy arrives, already naked, and straddles her sides to slide his wang between Aiden's heaving frontal lobes.  She holds her girls close, creating an envelope for her man to glide in and out of, pucking her tongue out to tickle the spear as it grazes her chin every other stroke or so (aim is everything, I guess).  Knees in the carpet, Aiden holds tight as jerking commences, announcing in eager tones, "paint my tits" with the oncoming rain of glistening cum spraying down on her tops and tips of her biddies.  She snaps her strongest muscles at the dots, pressing down her nipples with her palms.  A nice spooling session with Aiden here, though her fair bounty of assets teased my most sensitive and firing neurons way beyond the brief scene's running time.  Darn delightful!

Scene Two:  Angelica Lane

Mightily tall, Angelica dwarfs her partner, who immediately sucks and twiddles her nipples around, just above his eye level.  She cracks a toothy grin as he bends forward to stretch his weiner between her lightly tanned pillows, Angelica's long fingers gripping across her nipples, creating a pocket.  She gobbles his cock briefly before kneeling for a more angular take on the chest fuck, rubbing his dick on her hardening amber drops.  The camera switches to a POV-style for a bit, with Angelica's guy busting his hard-on at a close range, all over her grease and spit-lined boobs.  A pleasant run, though Ms. Lane's enthusiasm was a bit forced and less about arousal, more about breaking the silence mid-glide.  Cute as she may be, the small talk was less than inspired.

Scene Three:  Britney Stevens

Sultry Latina Britney pulls her bikini top down for a licking tease, soon bolting down her knees to swallow an arriving saber down to the ball sack.  After a few easy chokedowns, Britney clasps her multicolored fingertips together, mashing her beautiful brown bulbs together for a between-the-boobs dick slip and slide.  The big bulge worms its way back into her mouth soon enough, its owner's legs hunkering at the sides of her torso for a closely called ride.  The speed increases as Britney envelopes the slab of sausage, leading to a creamy deposit on her left breast, the results of which she plays and massages into her skin with her fingers.  Britney's rapid-fire, just-the-facts type of method yields a fantastic scene, though, regrettably, one that feels too darn short.  Great, experienced action, however, keeps it all worthwhile, as Britney shows just how good this type of "fucking" can really be!

Scene Four:  Candice Nicole

Candice pulls and parries her pink-lined bikini during a blink-and-you'll-miss-it tease, slipping into an equally short blow job, going almost straight to the tit fucking.  Pressed into the rug, she holds her chest tight as her partner shimmies to and fro, jumping above her stomach for a closer, harder approach.  Her silky brown skin soaks a stream of seed in between her chocolately mountains, misting slightly on the roundest parts.  Candice forms a mild bit of enthusiasm for it all, though, frankly, it seemed to end before it even started!  Quick and simple, and relatively painless!

Scene Five:  Carmella Bing

Oh my, Carmella Bing!  Formidable isn't enough of a word to describe her exquisite tits, especially during the extended, bouncing tease she whips out.  Her tongue whirls around like a dervish as she presses her lovely lumps upward, diddling her bare pussy as her partner shows up to twirl her globes around.

He slips in between and down the lowest reaches of Carmella's chest,
bumping his long prick up to her lips once in a while for a nip on his
mushroom head.  The floppy continues on the floor, with Carmella
heaving and shouting as her man struggles to keep from expelling his
juice all over her face.  He finally does blow out, landing the
majority on Carmella's bare chest, with her quick fingers gathering the
off-camera landings to soothe her well-worked-over titties.  Smears galore, it all ends respectably enough, though Carmen keeps her well of enjoyment tapped out only toward the very end.

Scene Six:  Melrose Foxxx

Somewhat understated Melrose licks at her chesticles with a pair of closed eyes, gobbling the arriving knob-wielder who's already ripe for plucking.  He hits at her tongue and lower lip while carrying on with a chest-based hump, keeping a steady beat as he towers above her chest.  Melrose keeps her cool, though ups the ante with an amiable amount of glee, leading to a neck-glazing spurt, covering the longest slopes of her jiggly tits.  Like most of the other performers here, Melrose makes the best of her assignment, though seems to pine for more self-satisfying ball busting.  Nice and smooth.

Scene Seven:  Natasha Nice

My goodness, part 2: witness the adorable, dark-eyed girl next door Natasha, who, unfortunately, has lost a bit of weight since the last time I saw her (many moons ago).  Though she may have slimmed down, her breasts remain kneadable and snuggly, the kind that you want to adopt and feed hormone-free milk for the rest of your life.  I am drooling.

Thankfully, Natasha still understands the value of the tease, which she presents with a skirt-lifting bit of coyness and youthful abandon.  The hide and seek keeps going until her tops and bottoms are bare (as they should be!), leading her equally giddy partner to pinch her nipples and clamp his fingers against her elastic ta-tas.  Upon doing the electric slide, her guy is treated to a few spoonfuls of mouth meal, and he expressively diddles Natasha's bare pussy with his spare fingers, in thanks.  He oozes spit to keep the rhythm going, pulling her to the floor for some knee-bound chest hammer and nailing.  The splooge flies soon afterward, with Natasha somewhat distant as the climax realizes itself in glaze form.  Though I do adore this woman, her performance here was less involved than she usually is apt to be, though some may find her somewhat dry spaciness attractive (it was mostly distracting).  Still, she does a fine job of being adored, though perhaps more penetrative action could have truly set her flying into orbit!  Mild Natasha is better than none, after all!

Scene Eight:  Scarlett Rage

Rough and tough cookie Natasha proffers her twin-pierced tits together, licking and shuttling her many metal fastenings together, creating a miniature clicking sound.  Covered in tattoos, she reminds me of a more parlor-esque Melanie Scott (who I do need back in my life, pronto!), though her bubbly bunnies remain untouched by ink.  She keeps kneeled to slather and throat her partner's rocket, well-deep, and continues on with a very vocal chest compress and hug for a delightful amount of romp.  Her guy points and shoots his white light across her wiggly tits, mashing the mixture together with her strong, freckled hands.  I didn't quite dig Scarlett's high amount of enthusiasm (really, how exciting can it really be?), which read more like a put-on than actual joy.  Hers is a cute pair, to be sure, though like the other scenes, I kept wanting more to happen.  Half a cigar!

*Bonus Features*

A Bonus Scene with Carly Parker (from the previous installment of the Fuck My Tits series) is the highlight, featuring a bottle of lube and a willing gentlemen to drip his own bottle of juice onto her massive, world-spanning globes.  Lasting around ten minutes, Carly Makes short work of her stud cock, thumping her lobes together for a mostly enjoyable bare-chested mess.

In addition, a Behind the Scenes reel keeps track of the goings on the other side of the camera.  The interviews are light and breezy, touching on few relevant topics other than "What are you going to do for us today?" types of questions.  The photo shoots are more gawk-worthy, as is the muscle appreciation between Britney and Scarlett.  Not essential viewing, but probably worth a look if you like seeing girls with their clothes on.

A Pop Shot Recap sums up the sploogiest moments, a Photo Gallery keeps the memories alive, and a Trailer section includes a few like-minded titles for your perusal (as well as the usual Web/Company Info, to boot).  Overall, a nice spread to nibble on, though the main feature is truly more of a main course.

Audio/Visual Quality

Brought in at a 1.33:1 full frame, the visual scheme is a mostly indoors affair, evenly lit, with enough room for a goodly amount of balanced shadows and highlight spots.  The light does dip as the camera occasionally clamors in close POV-style mode, though this only happens a handful of times.  The output isn't the highest grade, with a bit of degradation visible on higher definition sets, though lonely standard tube-driven folks will feel the burn less so.  A standard stereo (2.0) channel track keeps things lively, and the intro/tease overdubbed music is actually close to the source action track (rare as hen's teeth), leading to an enjoyable, if not bare bones, audio presentation.  Overall, very watchable, chest-extracting goodness!

The Electrifying Conclusion

As in past volumes, William H. Nutsack knows exactly what he wants, and Fuck My Tits 3 seems to prove that he knows how to get it.  Boob fans and non-alike will find the variety of chest sizes a boon rather than a detraction, though Carmella's gigantic set kind of dwarfs the other lovelies quicker than some of the scenes end.  Speaking of, that's the main pain I found with the disc: it's just too short!  Mind you, I tend to prefer the whole package, as in naked girl = everything but the kitchen sink type of fucking.  Though I must respect Mr. Nutsack in his plight to go chest-only, the results are more blue-balling than climax-worthy.  And as lukewarm as I was with Natasha's scene, the short bit of diddling her partner did to her closely shorn pussy made it all more exciting.  Perhaps in number 4, the girls will get more than the shorter end of the stick, because after all, that's what so great about sex: everybody wins!