Cockasian 3

Handheld Pictures/Digital Playground

Nautica Thorn!

Genre: Gonzo, Asian Females

Director: Robby D.

Bella Ling

Cast: Priva, Oliver Sanchez, Nautica Thorn, Johnny Sins, Bella Ling, Danny Mountain, Jessica Bangkok, Scott Nails, Jandi Lin

Length: 155:11 minutes

Jessica Bangkok

Date of Production: 7/11/2008

Extras: The best extra was the 7:10 minute long Behind the Scenes feature even though it was far too short. It had some of the humor from the set and relied on the good times of the production instead of the goofy (but well liked) pop up videos used in Robby's other productions. There was also a pop shot compilation from the scenes, a photogallery & slide show, with six trailers too.

Jandi Lin!

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Cockasian 3 was presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Robby D. for Digital Playground using the MPEG-2 codec in the standard definition release with a 480 resolution. The lighting was pretty solid here, as expected given this was Robby's standard type of gonzo, and that meant that the limited amounts of grain and other visual elements used to lend a sense of texture were minimal. While I generally prefer stronger lighting in my gonzo porn, Robby has a way of showing it all with less light, the tint of the colors only slightly off as a result, and even then only occasionally (outside of his "Celeste" projects). The way the scenes were shot and edited was markedly similar in the scenes, though the composition of the angles was changed up a bit depending on the scene in question; providing a variety of styles to enjoy. The composition of the shots and the editing enhanced the look of the ladies more than a little bit too, proving what this critic has to say about the production team led by Robby (Sidney Michaels was credited as editor, Brah Bones as Production Manager, etc.). The DVD mastering showed no obvious compression artifacts (the bitrate varying but often staying around the 5.7 Mbps range when I paid attention) but this was not his clearest effort to date. This one didn't look quite as polished as his more recent titles but a quick look at the production date gave me the impression that this was shot quite a while back and looked much like the titles shot concurrently. The audio was presented in a 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround English (using an audio bitrate of 448 Kbps and the usual 48 kHz sampling rate) with a minimalist leaning similar to the rest of the Jack series, with the vocals always dominating the audio track as I like it. While there wasn't much separation between the channels though the ladies were almost always clearly heard and their moans added to the enjoyment of the show for those keeping track.

Body of Review: Robby D. and Digital Playground will be releasing yet another Asian flavored title next week, this time offering more fuck for the buck than was provided in the recent Jack's Asian Adventure 2 thanks to his Handheld offering of Cockasian 3. Once again, Robby's fetish for Far East pussy brings him down the path of enlightenment as he serves up five dishes that won't leave you hungry in an hour. The company website said it like this: "Acclaimed director, Robby D. rounds up the sweetest, little Asian hotties around and talks them into taking giant dicks deep in-side their tasty fortune cookies. Cockasian 3 features all the hardcore, deviant sex that Handheld Pictures is known for, with an Asian twist that any fan of our exotic neighbors to the East will have to see to believe. When Robby D. gets behind the camera, even the most innocent and proper girls are willing to do whatever he says, including the most extreme anal ever! Jandi Lin, Bella Ling, Jessica Bangkok, Nautica Thorn, and Priva crave the cock in Cockasian 3." Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Priva, a curvy Asian with a butterface but a nice ass, was up first as she listened to the whispers of the director during a friendly session of tease where her thong rode up her ass crack while she caressed herself by the piano. Unlike Robby, I'm not a slavering fanboy for Asian ladies (I like them just fine but not above all else), so while I appreciated her stripper styled solo work and demeanor, she would have to work for it to earn a decent rating. I've seen Priva give solid performances though and she seemed to light up when Oliver Sanchez joined her. His cock was small and his attitude amusing, Priva ignoring all of it to focus on blowing him soundly as she lip locked his cock and inhaled him balls deep. The messy hummer led to a few pokes in her pussy by Oliver wanted her ass and was determined to get at it, swapping between her two holes as she panted. When she was on top of him, the ride was very active though and they seemed to have some chemistry together, her vaginal creampie serving notice that she liked licking his fingers clean of genetic juice.

Scene Two: Nautica Thorn, the cutest gal of the entire movie (not to mention a long time popular performer), was up next as she lounged sexily in a bathtub setting, her sweet ass and other body parts looking as great as ever. Her coy method of teasing was sweet as she played with the bubble bath, enough foot fetish material for some and other tease for the rest of us to appreciate. She continually looked at the camera as if drawing the viewer into her world, the soap suds filling in a lot of tease material too, her stockings used to enhance the effect even more. The wonderful tease was the best of the show even before muscular Johnny Sins felt her up and joined in, encouraging her mouth to work his pecker in her award winning fashion. Nautica is well known for her oral skills and this scene was fine evidence of it, her passion for giving head surpassing expectations to add to the tease before the vaginal penetration ever started. He serviced her too and that led to the couple bumping uglies, moving from the bathtub to the bed before he eventually popped his wad of population pudding onto her ass crack and pussy. Yow!

Scene Three: Bella Ling, an average looking gal with black hair and a nice ass, was up next as she teased outside in the driveway while stripping in front of a red car. She had a good time and sucked her finger a few times, the camera far too intimate on her as the abundance of close up shots prevented the context of the scene. Bella then went inside the car to find Danny Mountain with his cock out of his pants, the gal sucking it as though a lifeline of sorts with a messy hummer. Her hand assisted blowjob was so good Danny wanted more, the couple moving to the couch inside the house to have a lengthy vaginal ride. Bella was an active rider, especially when she was on top of him, the gal bouncing deeply on his dick to get a good itch scratching from what I could tell. They banged hardcore style and Robby kept quiet, Bella aggressively engulfing Danny's cock to claim the seed she earned, the lady licking it up off the floor when some escaped her grasp.

Scene Four: Jessica Bangkok, a busty brunette gal wearing trampy clothing, was up next as she came to stalk Scott Nails in the big house. She walked around the house when he did not answer the door, the game of cat & mouse eventually causing her to find an open door and come in. She settled in on the bed to masturbate and Scott walked in on her to sample her goodies, the desperate gal fussing at him for not returning his calls but that did not stop her from sucking him off energetically. The oral led to some pounding vaginal action, Jessica showing him some good times even if she acted like he was way too large for her tender biscuit. I liked watching her fleshy ass push back on him too, her vocals adding to the experience favorably most of the time. Best of all though was the way she applied some hand to gland combat with an ending blowjob, milking his nuts dry of semen as she kept eye contact. Yum!

Scene Five: Jandi Lin, the exceptionally attractive lady featured on the front cover, was up last and as she was nearly as cute as Nautica, she was a welcome addition to the team. The tease outside on the perfect day was great, her perfect ass looking better than ever as she fingered it and prepared it to work with muscular Johnny Sins. Jandi was frisky and slowly walked into the pool, her desirability rating escalating every second she was on the screen. Jandi blew him in the pool but they went inside to the bedroom to go all the way, Johnny servicing her orally before the couple started fucking like teenagers. The vaginal led to anal and while Jandi was not as active when her ass was being tapped, her vocals indicated that she was having a blast even while having her limits pushed substantially. She did some taste testing too (ATM in particular) but it was the way she inhaled his cock to a frothy orgasm that secured the higher rating for me.

Summary: Cockasian 3 by director Robby D. for Digital Playground provided his latest Asian experience but with fewer limits as his Handheld line is known for. While the extras were minimal, the body of the movie itself provided substantial levels of fuck for the buck, surpassing what I expected from it going in to the point that I rated it as Recommended. In short, Cockasian 3 will serve as a nice supplement to the previous volumes of the series, the quality of the cast diverse enough for varied tastes but almost always talented in the art of milking a nut so check it out when it is released next week.