After a bit of sun-tanned outdoor teasing, Nadia and Tom chat a bit about their careers,

wondering why they hadn't bumped into each other

before today.  Before you know it,

Nadia's on her knees and bobbing Tom's banana with a high amount of audible suction,

keeping her eyes fluttering

between his joint and the briefly pov-style camera capturing it

all.  Rising into a squat in her heels, she turns her ass out on the nearby leather couch as

Tom parts her cheeks and dives tongue-first, prying softly at first with a few fingers as

Nadia cracks out a few moans.  He plugs her pussy after his swishes are

satisfactory

enough for sliding, driving himself in as Nadia raises her yelps two-fold, inserting his index

up her rear as they both lean into each other.

In cowgirl, Nadia's trimly shaped ass goes front and center in full strut as her kitten intakes his spear, spreading her cheeks out as Tom massages her spool.  A brief pussy-to-mouth

dick taste later, anal begins in classic missionary as Nadia's legs splay upward and she

relaxes her clit with each new stroke.  At this

point her patter becomes a bit put-on and

over-arching, but still enough to cause her to curl her toes as Tom keeps on keepin' on.  He

pushes her legs together

to tighten the ride, resulting in a delicious series of "aye!"s from

Nadia, morphing into pleas for her "daddy" to drive onward and anal in doggy.

Reverse cowgirl anal props Nadia's feet atop Tom's thighs, soon shifting her legs to dangle

upward into the air as the ass corking goes deeper, moans and

groans developing

stronger still, finally into a giant scream.  The two seek further solace in an assadelic

cowgirl pump, Nadia urging Tom to "pound it" as she breaks off to gape briefly, broken only

by the rather too-strong vocalizations on her behalf.  Tom brings her back to her knees for his pop, shooting five or

so thin gusts out, landing the majority on Nadia's face and opened

mouth (with the rest shooting over her head and onto the couch).  She doesn't seem to

swallow,

though her face is still glistening nonetheless.

With her chest enhancements and her pronounced oral skills, Nadia's performance here is

harried by her slightly overbearing vocalizations, blurred somewhat

by her genuine

enthusiasm for the play from time to time, but some may feel that just isn't enough.  She is

in many ways already an anal champion, though

you may have your doubts depending on

your suspension of disbelief.  Still, a good time, but not quite, or truly, great.

[Scene Two]  Holly Wellin

Tom wastes next to no time drawing his gaze over Chelsie's seemingly endless teenified features,  her tanned skin spilling out of her cutoff shorts.  A quick flash later and she's

noshing on his trunk, floor-bound, in strengthened strokes and jerks, jolting her entire

body into the effort, shoulders

and all!  Back on the bed, she tickles her throat with the

schlong in a brief amount of pov action, twirling around for Tom to lay face claim to

that

superfine booty of hers, sniffing and snorting and licking and flicking away at her exit chute

as her denim glides over her thighs.

In doggy he

pushes himself inside her pussy, stopping to keep his hole worship on the up and up, letting Chelsie keep count in pressed tummy cowgirl turns.  Like clockwork,

Chelsie spreads while in recline for the intial ass fucking in missionary, spreading her

cheeks for Tom and humming her fingers over

her smoothed lily.  Her vocals are kept close

to the chest at first, smoothing down her own noodle and parting her folds as Tom does

the deep-trench

plunge out back.  In reverse cowgirl, the anal eases and slows, gaining

more traction as Chelsie opens her ass wider with each dip, hands constantly fluttering,

legs soon closed together for an even tighter fit.

Classic cowgirl riding cranks Chelsie's legs in a few depth-swelling positions, with Tom

doing most

of the lifting from underneath his partner.  Another carpet-bound blow job

causes Tom to unspool across her open mouth, hitting the circle of her

face as Chelsie

bubbles and spits the load out in the cool down.

While Ms. Rae does ruffle her own feathers very well, her appearance with Tom seems a

bit brief, but then again one can't blame a guy with a girl like

Chelsie!  She does

internalize her reactions, though she does open up during the later positions in a kind of

genial, courteous way (but not altogether

stunning, however).  And even though she is

known for her more extreme performances, this scene does, strangely, lack gapes, overall.

She is quite ravishing,

though that excitement is infrequently carried over to the sex, and

should be enough for some.  But me?  I want it all!

[Scene Four]  Emma Cummings

[Scene Five]  Nikita Denise

Bonus Features

In a Behind the Scenes (32 min) section the girls focus on their career work, keeping anal

play on the main topic throughout.  Chelsie admits that achieving orgasm

in-scene is

difficult for her, though the ass attention is always welcome.  Nadia shows off her clitoral

piercings (one on her upper hood, soon enough for the

lower, for "balance") while Holly

talks about the perils of boxing in accordance with being a smoker, along with her awestruck fans and boyfriends vs. her

career.  Nikita debriefs her past few years in and out

of the business ("I needed a vacation") as well as the importance of being in tune with a

lady's sweet spot.  Finally, Emma hints at her previous life as a pregnant swinger (!) and

her penchant for motorcycles, all while keeping her bubbly personality sparkling sweetly

(she even shows off her violin chops in post-scene nakedness).  It's pretty tame overall,

but the girls all seem to be in good spirits, which is great to see.  Additionally, four Trailers (Seasoned Players 5, House of Ass 9,  Lord of Asses 11 and POV Cocksuckers 6) run a

combined total of ten minutes, along with a Photo Gallery (8 min) and a More Fun section

(8 min), which is

actually explicit commercials for various telephone chat lines of varying

video quality.

Audio/Visual Quality

The disc is presented in standard defintion with the imaged sized for CRT televisions (i.e.

faux-letterboxed, non-16x9 enhanced).  Both the outdoor and indoor

highlights tend to blow

out into white more often than not (the brightness of the sun and the in-room spotlights),

resulting in a kind of yellowing/pixelation

to the upper color scale, and as a result, most of

the image field.  This lends a bit of smearing of the brighter colors in motion (and loss of

sharpness), but thankfully

eliminates a majority of dark shadows on the whole.  The

incidental music over the tease sections is pleasant enough, though clocks in a touch

higher than the

actual source/sex audio, which is presented in standard 2.0 channel

stereo, occasionally overloading with the more adventurous vocalists (Nadia, for instance).

Good enough to keep the feature going, but not exactly state-of-the-art.

Exit Theory

Overall, Lord of Asses 12 is a pretty great collection of girls offering their best assets up for

Mr. Byron to ravage in his kindly way, most successfully with

his previously aquainted

partners (Holly and Nikita), somewhat in an excitable state with others (Chelsie and

Emma, fine as they are) and somewhat

quizzical with another (Nadia, strangely?).  While

the title certainly delivered exactly just what it promised, I hope that this recently retired

series morphs

into a Tom Byron's Best Friends-type set of volumes, as the more familiar off

his partners are, the better the resulting sex is to bear witness to (and, obviously,

have!).  Therefore, those best smacks of greatness heed a Recommended for any ass fan

out there, though your favorability may wane according to your

specific per-girl needs/drool

factor/Nikita Denise & Holly Wellin for Co-Presidents bumper sticker.