Suze Randall's XXX Top Models

Suze Randall Productions/Cezar Capone Inc.

Genre: All Sex

Director: Suze Randall

Cast: Alexis Texas, Mr. Pete, Puma Swede, Kendall Brooks, Charles Dera, Nikki Jayne, Sophia Santi, Kagney Linn Karter, Eric Swiss, Kayden Kross

Length: 98:04 minutes

Hanna Hilton (bonus solo scene)

Date of Production: 2009

Extras: The best extra was the bonus scene starring 23 year old Hanna Hilton. She wore a blue bikini outfit and lost it to masturbate on a bed, the solo scene lasting 9:23 minutes and including a pink vibrator. There was also a photogallery but that was it.

Condoms: None

Alexis Texas with Mr. Pete

Audio/Video Quality: Suze Randall's XXX Top Models was presented in an old fashioned 1.33:1 ratio full frame as shot by legendary director Suze Randall for Suze Randall Productions to be distributed by Cezar Capone Inc. The standard definition release was coded using the usual MPRG-2, 480i resolution picture, the lighting a mixed bad to be sure as it varied substantially by each scene. The first scene looked washed out at times, later scenes offering up shadows and some grain that spoke volumes about how the director, world renowned for her still photography, just didn't make the cut this time, the camera cropping body parts and seemingly unable to find the sweet spots needed to showcase the ladies as well as her peers have done so often. There was some grain and occasional compression artifacts, the video bitrate tending to remain around the 7.1 Mbps mark. For me then, this seemed to be a throwback to generic DVD releases made five or ten years back more than a star studded current release by someone readily acknowledged as a long time photographer with some skill. The audio did not fare much better, the English language release providing 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo with a 192 Kbps aural bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate. There were background noises at times but the sound was definitely nothing to write home about.

Puma Swede, Kendall Brooks, and Charles Dera

Body of Review: Suze Randall has long been established as an adult photographer worthy of top awards, her keen eye almost always elevating the look of a gal by virtue of her ability to enhance what genetic attributes are in place to begin with. That said, I have not seen a lot of her video work to date though it goes back quite a way for those paying attention. Recently, I saw her name attached to a little all sex round up containing a few contract stars I find physically appealing, Nikki Jayne in particular (and Hanna Hilton in the bonus section) so I picked up Suze Randall's XXX Top Models to review. My initial expectations were that the ladies would go crazy for one another and someone as good as Suze should be able to keep up with them. Sadly, none of the scenes stood out as anything more than run of the mill porn, the slavering fan boys being the best people to market this one towards so they can complete their collection of footage starring their favorite ladies. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Sophia Santi and Nikki Jayne

Scene One: Alexis Texas, looking as plump as she did a few years ago, was up first in bed with real life lover Mr. Pete, the gal barely wearing any lingerie at all. She displayed a nonchalant attitude at first, enticing Pete with her sexy figure when he inquired about her cooking him a meal after a hard day's work, her response being for him to start with desert (her ass) and work his way up. The cute witticisms aside, this was a boilerplate scene by the couple, their personal chemistry pretty solid even if her performance abilities not at their full capacity. There was oral by both of them and a variety of short vaginal penetrations angles, Alexis at her best when she was on top or taking his nut of genetic juice to her mouth when he rubbed it out himself.

Kagney Linn Karter with Eric Swiss

Scene Two: Puma Swede, an aging MILF with a heavy accent, Kendall Brooks, another curvy blond MILF, and Charles Dera, were up next as Kendall played marriage counselor to save their relationship. Puma was receptive to Kendall's advances, Charles appreciating the lesbian act the two put on as they kissed. I'm more a fan of Kendall than Puma and the way her lingerie looked on her, I half wished Puma would be sent away though the two did show some preliminary sparks as Charles watched somewhat helplessly. This led to the ladies double teaming his rod orally, sharing his pecker as they sucked him off until he was ready to pop. They held off though so they could repeat the dynamic with a series of vaginal penetrations, Charles rubbing out his population pudding to their mouths for sharing.

Kayden Kross

Scene Three: Nikki Jayne, the magically hot English gal featured on the front cover (and current Vivid contract gal), was up next with former Digital Playground contract performer Sophia Santi in bed. There was no build up or tease here, just the ladies sucking each others' titties and eating at the Y, some titty play included along the way. Both ladies looked great but the scene was a major letdown for me given how solid Nikki has proven to be of late. There was some toy play but the reactions appeared to show the gals mechanically getting off more than having a great time, neither gal living up to her potential.

Scene Four: Kagney Linn Karter, a very sexy newcomer to porn in recent times, was up next as she came down the luxurious staircase in her skimpy black lingerie, tits freely flowing and labia easy to see too. She made it to the ground floor where Eric "Not Al Bundy" Swiss was waiting, his hands all over her as the creepy music played in the foreground. He started sucking her nipples and pussy, her own hummer showing she wasn't half bad at knob slobbing when this was shot. The colors were too saturated and she was a relatively passive rider here, her dirty talk the best thing she had to offer the home viewer. She got better with time but not in time, his splooged launched to her tits to close things up for them.

Scene Five: Kayden Kross, a beautiful blond hotty that I wouldn't get into any real estate dealings with, was up last as she followed Charles Dera into a men's room. She was attracted to him and couldn't resist, her ass cheeks hanging out of her skirt even before she dropped to her knees to engulf his cock orally. He did not have a large pecker so it was easy for her to handle, the gal alternating between sucking him off and getting vaginally boned. She licked his balls clean too, her passive ride killing the scene for me despite her physical appeal. The pop shot went to her tits and she seemed to dislike the thought of tasting his nut, the gal panting but not doing much about it.

Summary: Suze Randall's XXX Top Models by director Suze Randall was a pretty big disappointment for me, the visual elements falling short of the mark in most of the scenes despite what many might consider an all star cast. The bonus solo scene was pretty good for a short solo scene but ultimately, the amount of fuck for the buck, replay value, and strokability was low enough for me to rate this one as a Skip It. In short, Suze Randall's XXX Top Models relied so heavily on name recognition value both in front and behind the camera that it just did not strike me as anything you might want to own unless you are a slavering fanboy of the "names" included in the cast, no others need apply.