The Jeffersons: A XXX Parody

Video Team/Metro

Genre: Sitcum, Parody

Director: Anton Slayer

Cast: Marie Luv, Jack Lawrence, Jada Fire, Ace, Jessica Bangkok, Tyler Knight, Delotta Brown, Kapri Styles

Non-sex roles: Brent Haverstock, Melody Nakai

Length: 97:40 minutes

Marie Luv

Date of Production: 5/12/2009

Extras: The second disc was where all the best extras were included, the first portion including two bonus scenes lasting 51:32 minutes. Jada Fire and Marie Luv began doing each other on the bed until Nat Turnher joined in. It was a decent little romp on the bed worth checking out, sadly left off the high definition version of the movie. The second scene was from the sitcum parody "Family Matters" showing Crave doing Mark Anthony, a condom used and the scene much shorter than the first. There were then trailers and a photogallery, a positions room and some spam, as well as a 6:21 minute long Behind the Scenes feature with Jada Fire and Marie Luv; a supplemental one to the first disc offering. The first disc had a much richer BTS to offer, lasting 33:01 minutes it was shot by Jade Marcela and Nate Hall. It was mostly interviews but funny thanks in large part to Jada playing around by goofing on another director (thanks to her role in the recent Anton Slayer sitcum). There was a photogallery, more spam, short cast biographies, and trailers for those that care too.

Condoms: None

Jada Fire

Audio/Video Quality: The Jeffersons was presented in a decent 1.77:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Anton Slayer for Video Team. This version of the movie was encoded in the MPEG-2 codec using 480i resolution, the bitrate varying considerably but tending to hover around the 3.8 Mbps mark when I spot checked it from time to time. Most of the scenes gave the impression that they were shot using a single camera, the editing not good enough to blend in the footage to look as good as possible and the resulting end product looking like a really low budget fuck flick shot on a dime with the intent for change (and quickly at that). Still, there were some gleaming moments that worked, primarily Tyler Knight's understated performance and Ace trying his best to mimic the popular George Jefferson character. The compositional errors and lighting issues aside then, the visual elements were not terribly bad. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English with a 192 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate, the laugh track the worst one I've heard in recent memory. The opening song by Nyomi Banxxx was silly and derivative (mot in a good way either) but at least showed a willingness to try something.

Jessica Bangkok

Body of Review: Anton Slayer is not exactly known as a top notch sitcum porn parody maker but his modest efforts have gathered him some acclaim for being able to work on ultra low budgets and a fast time table to churn out product, the man working with several companies such as Video Team. His latest release making it my way was a sitcum parody called The Jeffersons: A XXX Parody, the pornified version falling short of the mark thematically as well as in terms of execution. First off, as a fan of the original show that lasted 11 seasons (from 1975 to 1985), I can honestly state that I never wanted to see Isabel "Weezy" Sanford, Sherman "George" Hemsley, Marla "Florence" Gibbs, or any of the other major characters have sex with each other (or anyone else). This automatically weakened the appeal of the pornified version of the show sexually, the limitations of the cast hurting the entertainment value even more. Granted, Ace played a decent "George" and Tyler Knight did a fair job on "Lionel" even though he had little to work with, the rest of the cast not making the grade at all for me. I know Jada and Marie can be solid sexual performers so I gave it a chance though, the mixed results as follows. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Delotta Brown and Ace

Scene One: Marie Luv, a very lean black gal with impossibly muscular abs, was up first on the couch with Jack Lawrence. They had some time to kill and began undressing each other while kissing, Jack soon nestled between her legs to go down on her pussy and ass. He spent a lot of time there as she offered up some nasty talk, her own oral in the form of a heated blowjob showing that he was to be rewarded for his efforts. That led to an active vaginal ride by the couple where Marie put in just as much effort as he did, their sweaty bodies comingling in various positions until he bust a nut of genetic juice on her abs (horrible use of laugh track by the way). Still, the chemistry between them was perhaps the best in the movie.

Kapri Styles and Tyler Knight

Scene Two: Jada Fire, the curvy extreme queen seen on the lower right side (playing the maid), was up next with Ace as her employer George in a small room. They had snuck away and she tried to earn a raise with her efforts at inhaling his cock, only taking some of the flaccid pecker into her mouth. She got him hard enough to ride and then gave a moderately active ride in various positions but it was far, far from her best and the two had no chemistry together. It ended when he rubbed out a load of population pudding on her crotch.

Scene Three: Jessica Bangkok, a thick Asian gal wearing a bikini, was a stripper here setting out to shake her groove for the men in the sparse apartment. Tyler Knight was all over her as the soon to be wed, pawing the lady like many do under these circumstances, stuffing his face in her ass to pleasure her. Jessica reciprocated by giving him a moderately enthusiastic hummer but he came on her face and that was all the scene provided other than a titty fuck.

Scene Four: Delotta Brown, the older gal seen on the upper right corner of the front cover, was up next with Ace on the couch, her large titties exciting him more than her rival had done for some reason. This led to her wrapping her lips around his rod to blow him, the gal stopping short of taking it all into her mouth, small as he was. He then went down on her and the two vaginally boned in a few positions, her tits flopping all around as she sought his nut. The ending launch went to her tits and that finished their tryst up quickly.

Scene Five: Kapri Styles, the only gal not on the front cover (a shame considering how attractive she is), was up last with Tyler Knight, her sexy lingerie enhancing her appeal until it was tossed off onto the bed. Her ass looked sweet and her all natural rack, while small, showed two rock hard nipples I liked watching. She gave him a decent hummer, messy as it was, and he reciprocated, the two engaging in vaginal sex after that. She was passive for the most part and it served as a letdown but there was a lot of taste testing and a foot job before the ass pop.

Summary: The Jeffersons by director Anton Slayer for Video Team is a fine example of how some companies will try to exploit the current sitcum rage by offering half hearted attempts, limited as much by the writing as the quickie nature of the entire production. To be frank, this one doesn't even measure up to the Hustler sitcums, never mind the better ones by New Sensations or, heaven forbid, the superior X-Play Media titles so highly thought of but sexually, there was barely enough to merit a rating of Rent It for fans of the cast. In short, The Jeffersons: A XXX Parody lacked in the finer aspects of parodies but still provided some strokable sex at times, just nothing I would associate with the original network television show.