Big Booty Rollin' #2

Red Light District

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Maestro Claudio

Cast: Jayden Jaymes, Mike Adriano, Anita Blue, Jack Vegas, Tasha Lynn, Dirty Harry, Tatiana Kush, Maestro Claudio, Charlotte Vale

Length: 148:06 minutes

Jayden Jaymes

Dates of Production: 8/1/2009, 8/5/2009, 8/13/2009, 8/17/2009

Extras: The only extra worth checking out was an 11:57 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. There was additional nudity and some tease, most of the limited time the performers spent in front of the camera not amounting to a whole lot. There was also a cumshot recap, a photogallery, and some trailers.

Condoms: None

Anita Blue

Audio/Video Quality: Big Booty Rollin' #2 was presented in the same 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen it was shot in by director Maestro Claudio for Red Light District, this standard definition release sporting an MPEG-2 codec with 480 resolution. The lighting was solid in most scenes here, helping minimize the visual issues popping up at times. The composition of the shots seemed to enhance the look of most of the ladies, showing more improvement than most of his previous works. There were no obvious compression artifacts (though the bitrate hovered around the 2.9 Mbps range) so even the mastering of the DVD was handled well and some of you will appreciate the lack of the formerly displayed watermark of the company logo in the lower right hand corner of the screen during the show. The 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo (in 192 Kbps using a 48 kHz sampling rate) was in English but the actual audio appeared to be shot in monaural with the processing added later on (in the mastering part of the process). The vocals were generally clear but lacked any separation or dynamic range so this is an area that Claudio needs to work more on (just like most of his associates in the industry). The music starting each scene was really generic but that was probably the only real surprise for me in terms of negative technical matters, the rest being pretty decently handled.

Tasha Lynn

Body of Review: Maestro Claudio is one of the lesser known directors over at Red Light District, my only real recent experiences being with a few of his comedic porn parodies or Sitcums. His latest release is a title called Big Booty Rollin' #2, the man taking over the series from Juan Cuba to add his own spin, the biggest change I noticed being the weakness of the male talent. The ladies present included hotty Jayden Jaymes, Tatiana Kush, and Charlotte Vale with five scenes showcasing curvy ass and the willingness to use it for tease if nothing else. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Tatiana Kush

Scene One: Jayden Jaymes, the ripe rump babe featured on the front cover, was up first, the gal portraying the prize of a fantasy contest won by moper Mike Adriano. They were on a couch and she was wearing a green dress, her panties bunched up in her ass crack as Mike pawed her nervously. She had way too much makeup on but bent over, she was looking sweet as could be, the gal allowing him to kiss her ass (then sitting on his face to get more coverage from him). She then slobbed his knob after some titty play, a short titty fuck during the hummer showing off her "mam to gland" skills fairly well. The two showed no chemistry together and she was moderately active during the several vaginal positions, his genetic juice spilled onto her ass crack by the time they were through.

Charlotte Vale (nasty blemishes, yes?)

Scene Two: Anita Blue, a seasoned blond practically falling out of her colorful dress, was up next as she discussed doing an anal scene with her boyfriend Jack Vegas. He was jealous and wanted to get some tail first so she complied with his wishes, the guy all over her in the living room. He felt up her ample sample of an ass and ate it at length, her porn moans not proving much of a connection before she gave him a messy blowjob. Some of it was shot in POV fashion but this really did not capture the moment very famously, moving to the vaginal penetration positions easily enough. I would have thought there would be a ton of anal here too given their comments but it wasn't meant to be, his wad of population pudding gracing her ass at the very end.

Scene Three: Tasha Lynn, a brunette with a few extra pounds, was up next as she teased in the hot tub outside while wearing her colorful bikini. Her tease was a little bit mechanical in nature but it suited nasty old Dirty Harry, the guy probably a replacement for the third tier mope that called in sick or something given his fourth tier mope status. I have to hand it to Tasha's professionalism in this regard though; she really set aside her feelings for the guy to blow him with a degree of enthusiasm, keeping this dynamic up during the vaginal penetration positions (he refused to go down on her). The guy eventually rubbed out a load of semen to her face too, the look on her face speaking volumes as to how lame she found his prowess.

Scene Four: Tatiana Kush, a girl next door type of gal, was up next as she assisted Maestro Claudio into bed when he was stung by a bee. He was allergic and she nursed him back to health, caressing the geezer as he lightly touched her leg. She responded by moving her hand to a more appropriate place for a porno, his crotch, and the couple kissed in what some of you guys over 60 years old will refer to as the "I wish" scenario. He then helped her undress and ate her out, pushing his small, semi-flaccid cock into her pussy, the dick growing to almost average length before all was said and done. He went back to eating her out and she blew him while looking at the camera, Tatiana pumping her hips onto his penis actively as if advertising for escort jobs. The vaginal penetration continued until he popped a small wad of spew to her ass cheek, the camera fading quickly after that.

Scene Five: Charlotte Vale, a cutie with a big booty, was up last and given the shape of her ass, she's been cutting down on her gym time of late. The attractive gal was still more than a match for moper Mike Adriano, the young lady turning down his desire for another round of table tennis in order to try something she was easily better at doing, some sexual depravity including booty tease as they kissed. The chemistry was again mediocre at best but her fleshy frame and enthusiasm helped bring the scene back up a few notches, the two going down on each other right after (her oral time far longer than his). She was an active rider though and while his pecker did not go all that deep inside of her, he was soon allowed to split her ass cheeks and do some anal, Charlotte getting far more passive as a result. The anal then milked him dry after a short time for him to unleash his seed on her ass cheek.

Summary: Big Booty Rollin' #2 by director Maestro Claudio for Red Light District was one of the weakest releases from the company that I've seen in a long time, the males selected to pair off with the ladies a huge problem in terms of capturing any heat or passion. The ladies were relatively uneven in terms of their performances too (likely as a result of the males), each of them having done far better in the past so I felt obligated to rate this one as a Skip It, the needed replayability and stroke value such that you can find far better at the company or elsewhere. In short, Big Booty Rollin' #2 had some serious potential given the back catalog titles produced by Red Light District but it ended up a case of truly needing the talents of Juan Cuba and a better cast of meat puppets.