She Is Half My Age 12
A Brandon Iron Production Released by JM Productions
Starring: Andi Anderson, Ashly Paige, Chastity Lynn, Christina, Jessica Right, Kirra Lynn, Michelle Honeywell, Roxie, Sammie Spades, Tara Lynn Foxx & Juicee James.
With: Brandon Iron
Runtime: 2hrs 55min
Condoms?: One Scene Only (Roxie)
Keywords: Teen, Gonzo, May-December, Generation Gap, Face Fucking, POV.
Brief Introduction: Fans of Brandon Iron's previous, somewhat iconic "50 to 1" series (fifty girls each having a point-of-view crack at his dick, one at a time) will find quite a bit to love about this particular edition of his new line, seeing as his well-proven formula for capturing his ladies has wizened over the years even as the girls all stay young & at the ready. While he does have a penchant for slightly aggressive behavior, all the talent are aware of the situation given them, and are, more often than not, adept at handling his needs well enough. The scenes vary between being blow job-only to full-on fucking, which will be noted after each performer's name/scene number. That being said, each section runs around the ten to fifteen minute mark when all is said and done. On with the show!
[Scene One] Andi Anderson
(BJ)
back and smoothing Brandon's rod with both her feet; all of it leads to a medium-sized wad popped into Andi's mouth, swilling down every extra bit that she can find afterward
("this is my treat," she purrs). Post-scene, she becomes more animated and lively, talking about growing up conservatively while remaining a freak in the bedroom (as this scene glimpsed toward, if only briefly). Not bad overall, though Andi's narration could have used a dose of her own natural personality, which is years-gone sexier than most of her attempts at being naturally "sexy". But how could you argue with those lips?
(BJ/Sex)
Chastity Lynn
(BJ)
(BJ)
and easily, at that. If only there could have been more! But I'll settle for this short visit, only this time!
(BJ/Sex)
keeping close and cranking her right foot's toes between his fingers, upping his piledriving in a high wedge that causes Jessica to moan infectiously. In cowgirl he carries her ass down on his prick,
holding court with Jessica with a high grade of gratitude filling our ears. A taste later, the two switch to reverse cowgirl with Jessica cranking her one bare foot (the other still in a sandal!), as the heat boils up between them. They settle into a final run in doggy, a position cherry enough to elicit glorious pangs of joy from Jessica, until Brandon spreads a few fine lakes across the smooth gulfs of her face. She flinches a bit, which is probably the only downturn in a highly appealing scene, especially as Jessica pants away and straddles down during her best turns with Brandon -
it's all cover-worthy, indeed!
explains her rationale behind professional sexing with only two words:
"why not?". After teasing Brandon with her ass, her spit keeps his dong greased and jerked with an enjoyable rapidity,
during which he asks her a few questions to distract her (silly ones,
but not enough to break her focus). She timidly starts brushing his cock with the arches of her feet (her first
footjob!), gaining a nice traction soon enough, leading to more mouth
jobbery, face fucking style (Brandon bends down and smacks her ass, which Kirra encourages). "Feed me," she intones in
between ball sucks, which Brandon replies with a whitened bloom of seed
onto her tongue, which Kirra shuttles and swishes between her teeth (including that cute gap of hers) before
downing it all. Any of the introductory pretension that Kirra exhibits
is gone once she gets down to business, and the ease with which she adapts to her situations is bold and brassy (as in
the foot job and the more forceful sword slinging thrown her way). All
too good, but still - all too brief! Kirra pleasecome back to see us again!
We meet Jessica once again, this time directly on all fours and waiting for Brandon to begin thumping with a few quick smacks beforehand. "I'm back for more," Jessica utters before being overtaken by the heavy moans once again, with Brandon massaging her asshole all the while. On the couch in cowgirl, Jessica humps along with a tight set of moves, holding in close before switching to a missionary pumping that causes Brandon to toss his seed across her face in a dazzle. "I wanna go see this," she says as he follows her to the bathroom to inspect his handiwork before fading out again. As in her previous scene, Jessica is a sexual dynamo in the area of riding and getting rode, though her conclusive moments could use a bit of polishing (to each his own, I suppose). Still, the girl can fuck: watch out!
[Scene Nine] Roxie (BJ/Sex)
Sammie Spades
(BJ)
however, carries on while she talks in the interim, coaxing him to not "shoot it in my eye. That's happened more often than not," she admits with a laugh. With an open mouth worn on a semi-sour face, Sammie takes Brandon's iron atop her flattened tongue, almost choking on the tang before sipping it all down. For such a brief scene, Sammie certainly keeps herself either strictly hot or cold, and, cute as she is, it can't help that for every half-frown is followed by a smile: it all makes for a semi-confusing scene, even if it has a semi-happy ending. Hmm.
Tara Lynn Foxx
(BJ/Sex)
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Bonus Features
living room. Her kissing and rubbing along his ridges is supplemented by her pleadings for seed (too forced for my tastes), which he shoots a heady amount onto her face, which she rubs into her skin as if it were the world's perfect moisturizer. Cleaned up and tossing a hula hoop outside, Juicee's approached by five guys, whom she begins stroking and working from their unzipped pants. They eventually lead her indoors, where they're now all naked, and she takes turns with both hands and one mouth all cupping cocks. This keeps her busy despite her stroking being slightly tepid (the fellas keep her up to date, mostly, even as Juicee moans for "more"). The jungle gym of dicks keeps poking away throughout, with one eager dude fingering her pussy, soon led to rubbing his prick against her ass while she's busy with all the rest. Eventually Juicee brings out a lollipop and switches between candy and mouth meat for each guy (lucky!), finally begging for them to coat her with all the frost they're capable of. Coated white by all five, she seems happy as the camera fades out, even if, overall, it's not the most believable performance ever.
Elsewhere, a few Trailers (5min) for similar Brandon Iron product appears, as well as a Cum Shot Recap (selectable by girl, or play the whole altogether in a five and a half minute or so run), a Photo Gallery (4min, stretched incorrectly against the correct aspect ratio, like the rest of the menus, unfortunately, though you might be better off pausing and scrolling the introductory/per girl "animations" during the feature (culled from "over 900 stills") as the opening credits suggest), a Director's Bio (30 seconds?), the usual Website info as well as two additional ads for Mr. Iron's other websites (Cover My Face & Sperm Cocktails, about one minute each). Not a bad mixture of material, varied enough for most, especially those fans of Brandon's more extreme work (i.e. Juicee's blowbang party).
Audio/Visual Quality
The footage is presented in 1.77:1, picture-boxed (as the screen caps show), standard definition-style, which is a touch annoying (why shoot in high definition but transfer the disc to standard def.?). All the material (sans the bonus scene) is shot inside Brandon's apartment/den of satisfaction, with the lighting maintaining an easy palette on skin tones and such, though most details are blown-out in close-up (which doesn't happen too often, thankfully). The camerawork is adept and well-versed, always gliding between the action and the girls' faces (or both), aimed and on-point. The audio, being as it's relative to the camera's moves, sometimes obscures Brandon's questions to his screen partners, suffering most when he puts the camera down: the levels can vary wildly dependent on the situation/position, so some level-chasing may be in order for some viewers. But any viewer familiar with one-man camera set-ups will be aware enough to handle this, but it still irks sometimes.
Final Thoughts
All in all, the twelfth edition of Mr. Iron's satisfying series is a worth addition to his canon. I'm still reeling over Tara Lynn Foxx's performance, though cover girl Jessica Right is no slouch herself (except in the dodging department, which she needs to warm up to), as well as the tattooed newcomers Roxie and Ashly, who, in their own ways, are alluring despite their first-time jitters. Kirra is another standout, as are Michelle and Christina, who deliver their goods in their singularly effective/respective approaches. Less successful are Andi and Sammie, though their looks just might be enough to supersede their oral skills, at least for some. Still, for the amount of well-played fucking overall, as well as for the variety of girls featured, this disc comes Recommended,
especially for fans of Brandon Iron's previous work. While he does play a little rough at times, it's usually greeted with a smile by his cohorts, enough so that
you know everyone is still having a good time (well...most of the time).