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Nut Busters XXX (AKA: Naked Movie 3)

Muffia

Genre: Sitcum Parody, Sweded Movie, Internet-to-DVD

Director: Uncredited

Cast: Shyla Stylez, Jordan Ash, Gianna Michaels, Rachel Roxxx, Shonna (non-sex), Voodoo

Length: 57:28 minutes

Date of Production: 2/3/2009

Extras: The best extras were the unrelated scenes from "My Sexy Life" (Angelina Valentine), "Welcome to Footville" (Simony Diamond), and "King Dong" (Angelica Heart) that totaled up to 108:37 minutes (two of them described in detail below). There were also trailers and spam for those that care.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Nut Busters XXX was presented in 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color using the MPEG-2 codec and 480p resolution expected of a modern day porno from Muffia. There was no director credited but it struck me that the special effects, costumes, and sets were well in line with a "Sweded" movie (see the mainstream Jack Black movie "Be Kind Rewind" for more information) of a classic comedy from the 1980's ("Ghostbusters"), the story "adjusted" to allow the ladies to be in charge this time. The scenes were originally shot for the internet by company Muffia for the popular parent company, the subsidiary probably used for all the parodies shot by them these days (and upon watching a few trailers at the website, I was hooked that they need more DVD versions). In any case, the cheesy sets were fine for the premise and the lighting helped minimize the grain, video noise, and other issues of the day. The video bitrate hovered around the 3.3 Mbps mark when I spot checked it but it looked pretty good for this type of budget. My biggest concern was the inability of my computer to play the movie itself, always hanging up and stopping except when I played the bonus scenes. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English using a 192 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate. There wasn't any significant separation between the channels and the dynamic range was minimal but the exaggerated audio effects did add to the fun and the beat of the main theme song sounded a whole lot like the original Ray Parker song.

Body of Review: Muffia is an internet company known for providing some really solid material over the last year, including parody material so goofy and fun that I truly enjoyed it. Their latest release is Nut Busters XXX (also called "Naked Movie 3") which cuts most of the famous Ghostbuster series short in order to focus on a couple of natural scenes to be sweded, the meeting of the gatekeeper and keyholder as well as the trio of heroines fighting off the evil being to save the day. While I wanted to see the entire movie (or movies) parodied, this was a very cute set of scenes that captured the essence of what they were missing in the first place, Giana standing out almost as well as Shyla in their respective acts. The company described the movie like this: "Gizz Clortho aka Keymaster of Goozer in a posessed state finds his way to the rooftop where Zuul the Gate Keeper is waiting for him. She lifts up her dress and bends over, he rips her clothes off and begins to follow through with his destiny. The NutBusters then walk onto the roof and fire their beams at Goozer who attempts to fight them off. Eventually Egoo and Wankman jump on top of Goozer, tearing him apart with their raw sexuality. Ass pounding, double bj's and group fucking. Three bonus scenes also included." Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Shyla Stylez, the curvy blond most who enjoy porn have probably seen a great many times, was dressed up in a sequined red dress on top of a building (technically, on a set that barely mimicked one), in a trance where she was to received Jordan Ash as the key holder. She played the Sigourney Weaver character and he played the Rick Moranis character to the hilt, focusing on the sexual explicit behaviors the mainstream flick was unable to provide. Jordan hiked up her dress to start licking her pussy and ass, soon finding her lips wrapped around his pecker before he began pumping away on her box like there was no tomorrow. Shyla threw herself into the scene and her tits bounced all over the place, actively riding his pecker and doing lots of satisfying taste testing before he eventually rubbed out a nut of genetic juice onto her upper torso and face.

Scene Two: Gianna Michaels, Rachel Roxxx, and Shonna, were up next as they crossed the streams of their proton packs to engage nasty evil being Voodoo, his makeup really heavy. Their stripper versions of the infamous suits were a nice touch but even nicer was how Gianna and Rachel double teamed his rod once the maelstrom had partially subsided, the ladies trying to release his seed and spirit with the cheesy special effects as much as their hand to gland abilities. They sucked him off and began taking turns vaginally riding his cock, riding his face just as hard between their pussy licking. It was a fun scene too though I was left wanting more, the three "bonus" scenes picking up some of the slack but not enough considering I'd already seen most of them. I will admit that the ending pop shot went from a pussy pop to a geyser of spew all over the ladies, much like when the Staypuff Marshmallow man exploded.

Bonus Scene: King Dong #1: Angelica Heart, a cute brunette wearing a green shirt and blue jeans, was then up with Jordan Ash, the gal having broken up with his roommate brother and picking up her stuff in the scene shot on 3/27/2009. She found a condom wrapper and was determined to get some payback, Jordan just as good as any other mope in her eyes to do it with so she took off her clothing and put on a fishnet body stocking. This apparel worked wonders for rallying him to her cause, her sexy accent helping too, his moral dilemma solved when she started pawing his pecker through his pants. They each did some oral on the other, the mechanical sex lacking any chemistry or passion, leading to various positions of vaginal sex. He then launched a load of genetic juice onto her face to end it, the feelings of guilt left unexplored for the moment. The website said it like this: "Mandy has broken up with her boyfriend and goes to the house to pick up her things. When she gets there only his brother James is there. He goes off to his bedroom to finish his movie while she stays behind to pack and plot her revenge against the ex. She calls back James to reveal shes only in a fishnet. He goes crazy for her fine ass and gives in to her seduction. He shows her that he is packing more heat than his brother while she takes full advantage."

Bonus Scene: My Sexy Life #1: Angelina Valentine, Phoenix Marie, and moper Danny Mountain were up next as the trio checked out some water pipes for smoking, Angelina focusing her attention on displaying some glass dildos instead. The lighting wasn't great here as they handed off the camera to one another but the fun factor was exceptionally high again, the chemistry between them almost as solid as the last scene. It ended with Phoenix taking the facial of population pudding, each gal adding something to the mix. The website said: "Phoenix finds herself heading to a random head shop with her friend Danny. They were gonna visit her friend Angelina to see what was up with some new glass toys. Waterpipes or dildos, either way some fun stuff. They get there and of course head straight for the sex toys. They locked the door and headed to the backroom. Of course there was a couch. So you know what that means. The big titties and shaved pussies came out to play with Danny and his big cock. Some good ol ass licking and pussy eating went down. Taking turns swallowing the dick, the girls got fucked like they probably have never been before. Anal went down in a great fashion here fellas. The toys even made it into the fun. Good stuff here fellas. Enjoy." 2/11/2009

Summary: Nut Busters XXX by Muffia was more amusing and heated than I expected it would be, my technical issues with the specific disc and the show being under an hour lowering my score to a Rent It. The ladies did a good job and I applaud the company for once again trying to try something new, the level of fun factor applied here equal to a few bouts of hand to gland combat from my point of view. In short, Nut Busters XXX showed that the parody craze is not just limited to the big boys with the corresponding budgets but also the quickies knocked out by the smaller guys, perhaps future parody efforts going further to increase my enjoyment even more.