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This Ain't Cheaters XXX

Hustler Video

Genre: Sitcum Porn Parody

Director: Slain Wayne

Cast: Natasha Nice, Tee Reel, Madison Ivy, Otto Bauer, Rachel Roxxx, Bill Bailey, Bridgette B., Alec Knight, Amy Brooke, Ralph Long, Dane Cross, Dirty Harry

Length: 126:57 minutes

Date of Production: 2010

Extras: The extras were again cookie cutter standard, as expected with some trailers, a photogallery, spam, and a short Behind the Scenes feature lasting 5:22 minutes. Most of the BTS is just interview material but it helped flesh out a few of the performers, I just wish it had been more complete as a time capsule for the show itself like some of the other sitcum makers have been providing.

Condoms: None

Natasha Nice with Tee Reel

Audio/Video Quality: This Ain't Cheaters XXX was presented in a colorful 1.78:1 ratio, anamorphic widescreen, offering as shot by director Slain Wayne for Hustler Video using 480 resolution and MPEG-2 codec typical of standard definition projects. There appeared to be another attempt to do this one on the cheap, paying less attention to the sets, the clothing, and other visual elements of the movie this time, the folks at Hustler perhaps settling for the attempt instead of wanting better. The editing was fair at best, Leon Coffee seemed up to the task of polishing up Slain's raw footage as best he could, at least this time, the cheesy manner in which the original show is shot seemed more appropriately captured. The standard definition version of the flick had significant compression artifacts, noise & edge enhancement, and weak lighting; all of which reduced the effect of the production for me. In short, in terms of the visual esthetics, this title fell way short of the original volume in the series but wasn't horrible, but as a first attempt at a sitcum by the admittedly less skilled director, he has a long way to go to reach even the efforts of Braun. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English with a 224 Kbps audio bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate, the script on the bland side as if it was made up as they went along. The audio levels were highly inconsistent though, varying a great deal and the vocals seemed quite hollow. In summary, the look and sound of this parody was very similar to other low end works done on the cheap.

Madison Ivy

Body of Review: Slain Wayne has long been associated with extreme porn so I was caught off guard when Hustler Video hired him to direct some of their multitude of sitcum porn parodies, knowing his talents really never showed a lot of skill outside of his chosen specialty. Still, it seemed important to give him a chance to prove himself, several of his efforts suggesting he has a long way to go before approaching some of their more experienced directors. His latest release is This Ain't Cheaters XXX, parodying a long running reality show that has since been exposed as staged or otherwise "not real" by Inside Edition. The point of the show is to "out" partners that cheat on their mates, often catching them in compromising positions to be aired in syndication on late night television. As cheesy as the premise might be, it did lend itself to being parodied, I just wish it had been done in better form given the results here. The press release for the project said this: "An intimate look at the tawdry world of infidelity, Hustler Video's newest film in its "This Ain't" XXX parody series, This Ain't Cheaters XXX, releases today, and it might be time to look into what your wife is really doing all day long.... Directed by Slain Wayne and starring such erotic notables as Rachel Roxxx, Bridgette B., Natasha Nice, Madison Ivy and Amy Brooke, This Ain't Cheaters XXX puts the hottest girls in showbiz into some of the most intense scenes you've ever seen. The forbidden fruit is sweetest, and these girls know it. In the parody This Ain't Cheaters XXX, we see the drama unfold as the hit show Cheating helps reveal the truth to suspicious spouses and then offers up an opportunity for revenge! A lesbian jilted for a giant black cock gets back at her girlfriend by sleeping with the show's host. A woman whose husband seeks backdoor pleasure with his mistress finds a way to double her revenge. A sweet little rich man worries his hot young wife is stepping out on him, but the Cheating crew finds that all is not what it seems in their relationship. "These are some of the craziest and hottest scenes I've ever seen," says David Diamond, Hustler Video's national sales manager. "The girls are amazing, and the double-anal group scene will blow your mind. Every movie we make raises the bar in adult entertainment, and this one takes it up two notches. You must see this one."" Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Rachel Roxxx

Scene One: Natasha Nice, wearing a loose white tank top and skimpy blue jean skirt, was up first as the cheater who scoffed at her lesbian lover's affections by taking on black male Tee Reel on a couch. He liked her floppy tits and she serviced his balls orally as she diddled herself, soon slobbing his knob well enough before various positions of generic vaginal sex penetration were displayed. She looked at the camera so much that I almost forgot it was supposed to be hidden (as part of the premise) but she was a modestly active rider who took the rubbed out wad of genetic juice to her face aptly, lacking chemistry or replay value much like the original show.

Bridgette B.

Scene Two: Madison Ivy, as the scorned lesbian lover wearing a lace top and light blue skirt, was up next with host Otto Bauer as she sought to get back at her lover in a living room. Her pink thong spread her ass cheeks apart as they played, her blowjob competent if not overly generous. Her bikini undies tossed aside, she sat on his pecker for some vaginal screwing too, Otto reciprocating at least as well as she serviced him. There was some dirty talk as he porked her and she wasn't a bad ride, their lack of chemistry and her overacting nearly as self defeating as the camerawork. There was some extensive taste testing done in a sloppy manner and Madison acting as his toy, the gal jerking him off to completion as he shoved his dick down her throat.

Amy Brooke

Scene Three: Rachel Roxxx, the busty brunette stripper seen on the left side of the front cover, was up next with Bill Bailey in bed, the duo spied on by Dirty Harry. The yellow tint of the picture was lame but at least they showed some enthusiasm for their work, the energy levels complimented by their chemistry as they orally worked each other over. He spent most of his time eating her ass and she aggressively slobbed his knob, resulting in some active vaginal penetration in various positions. There was a hint of them about to do anal when she fingered her own ass but it cut short when he bust a nut of semen on her face and chest.

Scene Four: Bridgette B., the busty blond on the right side of the front cover, was up next in a cheap room with moper Alec Knight, the heavily tattooed chick actively blowing him as if on a timetable. She used her tits to jerk him off too but her clothing fell to the floor faster than expected, his hand diddling her before she sat on his face. There was a little bit of 69 here and the penetration included a much more active vaginal series of positions than the anal that followed, the dirty gal doing taste testing before he ejaculated into her mouth and on her face (the sperm running down her mouth as it were).

Scene Five: Amy Brooke, a fetching gal with long hair and the opinion that she could outdo her cheating partner, was up last as she pushed the limits to what I expect from the company in terms of sex acts. This time, she took on Ralph Long, Dane Cross, and Dirty Harry, blowing them and allowing them to bone her like they owned her in various positions. They filled all three of her holes too (mouth, pussy, and ass) as well as did a double anal, fans of circus act sex rejoicing at Hustler catching up to the industry circa the early 2000's when that kind of thing was the norm. Still, she did some taste testing from each hole and managed to elicit an anal cream pie before the other pop shots went into her mouth.

Summary: This Ain't Cheaters XXX by director Slain Wayne for Hustler Video seemed a better effort than his last attempt at conforming to the company's general dynamic for their sitcums but earned a rating of Rent It based strictly on the merits. The sexual activity was uneven, the acting was typically weak, and the screenplay was pretty forced most of the time, the scenes barely eligible for consideration as anything more than random trysts. In short, This Ain't Cheaters XXX was probably as good as it will ever get in terms of a parody from Hustler so fans of the original series might want to check it out, the best scene of the day easily involving Rachel Roxxx.