Genre: Parody Feature, Musical

Director: Brad Armstrong

Co-writers: Brad Armstrong and Hank Shenanigan

Cast: Jessica Drake, Alektra Blue, Kaylani Lei, Nikki Hunter, Annie Cruz, Puma Swede, Kirsten Price, Brandy Aniston, Lucky Starr, Nikki Daniels, Mac Turner, Rocco Reed, Randy Spears, Ron Jeremy, Tommy Gunn, Marcus London, Jack Vegas, Dick Chibbles. Non-sex roles: James Bartholet, Dee Voyage, Kaisey Needham, Reese, MISH, Rayveness, Lily Holloway, Rosemary Radeva, Mark Beefcake, Fred Olderr, Wolf Hudson, Aviva Dora, Shanna McChullugh, David Lord, Dee Voyse

Length: 157 minutes

Dates of Production: December 2010

Extras: The special features material comes in one separate DVD. There are many highlights to this package. As for the DVD menus, I enjoyed how the cast members entered onto the screen and begged the viewer to select an option. On a personal note, it was great to see Rayveness with Randy Spears during the Special Features menu. Now, these are my thoughts on each individual selection. First of all, there is the over thirteen minutes segment on The Making of the Rocki Whore Picture Show. During this entertaining and informative clip, director Brad Armstrong talks about the different locations of shooting the film. This movie was shot in five days! He also talks about the Transylvanian cast members. I need to give a lot of credit for Mr. Armstrong in casting die-hard fans of the original movie to be Transylvanians in the movie. A big shout out needs to be given to Denise from Chicago who is a very loyal and dedicated fan. We also see some of the cast members talk on camera. I had a lot of fun watching a cast dance lesson for their big performance number that many fans will notice as a very good homage to the Time Warp routine. Another major highlight is the interview section where there are nine separate ones to select. An auditions' reel that lasts for over three minutes is provided. In addition, there is a ten minutes wardrobe segment that discusses the costumes of the actors. Brad Armstrong, Randy Spears, Jessica Drake, Mac Turner, Alektra Blue, Rocco Reed, Kaylani Lei, and Annie Cruz are featured as they put on their outfits. A must-see make-up magic segment occurs that lasts about four minutes. A table read session is shown where the principal cast members are reading their lines out loud. It lasts over four minutes in length. In addition, the Rocki Girls are shown in their individual photo shoots. Furthermore, a way to download a digital copy of this film is also included. The bloopers area is quite funny and the convention footage rounds out the special features collection that is related to this movie. Next, every Wicked Pictures' presentation has bonus sex scenes that feature their contract girls. In this case, there are three very good ones. The first one has Jessica Drake, Tori Black, and Manuel Ferrara in Speed. The second one features Kaylani Lei and Rocco Reed in The Perfect Getaway. Then, the third one has Alektra Blue, Derrick Pierce, and Victoria White from the film Anarchy. There are five trailers added to this special features DVD. They are Speed, Anarchy, The Perfect Getaway, Private Lessons, and Life of Riley. Finally, a company promo reel is provided.

Condoms: Yes

Audio/Video Quality: The audio and video quality are very good. This film is shot in High Definition and Dolby Digital.

Overview: The Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody is a movie from the mind of Brad Armstrong and his screenwriting partner Hank Shenanigan. As one can tell from the title, it's a parody of that cult classic that loyal moviegoers enjoy attending in costume and with props at midnight at their local theater. Of course, the idea of pulling off a spoof of a much beloved iconic classic is no easy feat. The make-up, costumes, and musical numbers have to be quite impressive or else, the critics and most importantly, the fans of the original product will slice it like a knife. Moreover, the characters and the creative storyline also have to be endearing and likable and not second-rate imitators. Fortunately, for Wicked Pictures and the viewers, this film easily surpasses anyone's expectations. It's a visual gem. The pre-planning stages must have been very detailed and thought-provoking. A great treat for the reader is that additional photos can be seen by clicking on this link http://bit.ly/kK5odr which will take you to Wicked Pictures' official Rocki Whore website. Mac Turner is a natural as the charismatic ringleader to his devoted sex-crazed crew and Jessica Drake's portrayal of the naive newlywed is sweet personified. I felt I was watching a young Jessica before she became the more sophisticated woman in real life. The supporting cast members such as the always impressive James Bartholet, Randy Spears, Rocco Reed, Alektra Blue, and Nikki Hunter also provide effective acting performances that captures the vibe of the original film. Since this movie is the first parody out of the shoot for Wicked Pictures, they have shown the industry that they are going to be a force to reckon with in this genre.

Jessica Drake, Rocco Reed

 Scene One: Newlyweds Jessica Drake (Janet) and Rocco Reed (Brad) are on their honeymoon night in their car. As the weather becomes more unsettled, the couple make love. On a side note, regardless if she is in small quarters or in a more spacious setting, the blond beauty is a constant stunner on screen. When they kiss, one's heart will drop to the floor. Then, the woman applies a nice and sweet looking blow job on her honey's meaty manhood. When her husband orally delves into her tasty beauty spot, the sight of her intimate morsel is a huge turn-on and makes the viewer even more excited. Furthermore, Jessica's quiver-shaking activity along her inner thigh is cool. Next, the vaginal screwing moments give off good heat which is an effective contrast to the dreadful atmosphere on the outside of their car. Rocco's solid penile pumping rhythms are quite understandable when one is fucking a strikingly beautiful woman like Jessica. The blonde's cute rear end is a sight for sore eyes. Overall, her moans and vocal comments sound cute and charming. Both performers put in very good efforts to their appealing sex scene. At the end, he releases his warm creamy spread on her thigh.

Alektra Blue, Nikki Hunter

 Scene Two: Nikki Hunter (Vagina) and Alektra Blue (Euphoria) are making out in front of everyone as they shoot their scene. The kissing and breast fondling moments between the two sexual harlots generate consistent heat to their performance. Afterwards, Nikki's playful oral antics on her partner's vaginal lips add fun personality. Then, Alektra delivers a rock solid four finger fucking session on Nikki's sexual tunnel of pleasure. Her actions really get the bushy-haired woman off. Unfortunately, the atmosphere becomes less energetic and more subdued as Alektra places her focus on her partner's asshole with a butt plug. Nevertheless, the camera shots give good vantage points and suddenly, the heat factor picks up when the woman gets double penetrated with toys. The very tight close-up moments of Nikki's sexual playground are hot as she is getting vaginally fucked by Alektra. At the same time, she is fucking herself in the ass with a finger and rubbing her own clit. Thus, more needed emotion is brought back into the scene. Then, the shaggy haired woman fucks Alektra with a dildo while the short-haired woman anals herself with a toy.

  Alektra Blue, Brad Armstrong

Alektra Blue, Brad Armstrong

 Scene Three: Alektra Blue and her boyfriend biker stud Brad Armstrong (Freddie) have a quick tryst in her room. The chemistry between them flows well while he delivers a nice looking oral stimulant on the horny feline's nipple and tasty womanhood. However, it's the lady's cocksucking behavior that has a blend of fun loving attitude and passionate love for her man that makes this performance endearing. Afterwards, as the biker fella rams his rod in the attractive lady's tunnel of love persistently, Alektra moans with delight while his groin strikes her sensitive vaginal area. Her moaning sounds and dirty talk are charming. Their reverse cowgirl ride is their most heated moment. Next, the anal session follows where the close-up shots are cool looking and Alektra looks very comfortable with his dick in her tight butthole. Also, the sight of her yummy pussy and vaginal lips are quite inviting. Finally, he shoots his load into her open mouth. I really enjoyed the playfulness and personal connection between Brad and Alektra during this scene. The viewer can tell that they really have fond feelings for each other. It's a very important expression of love for this couple considering the event that occurs next in the movie.

Jessica Drake, Mac Turner

Jessica Drake

Jessica Drake, Mac Turner

 Scene Four: Mac Turner (Frank n Beans) visits with Jessica Drake on her bed. After he applies his very persuasive and seductive abilities on the eye-opening woman, she pounces on him. Her constant vocal comments and sweet groans and moans add excitement to an already stimulating scene. Moreover, Jessica's body is stunning. However, the red curtained setting is a mixed blessing. On the one hand, it is visually beautiful and well placed in the film, but then, it would had been more effective in an intimate and romantic setting. Despite these mixed feelings on this minor detail, the sex between Jessica and Mac is totally arousing. Both of their oral displays are turn-ons especially the blond's determined blow job moments and her easy deep throat abilities. When the screwing action occurs, the guy really gets Jessica all riled up. I love how she shakes her head from side to side forcefully. She has found her inner pornstar. At the end, the man strokes off on her lovely butt. In summary, having seen the entire scene, I have a new acceptance to the the red draped setting. Those curtains are a symbolic visual device to celebrate the woman's newly enlightened awareness of her inner sexual self.

Rocco Reed, Annie Cruz, Kaylani Lei

 Scene Five: A tattooed Kaylani Lei (Mona) and Annie Cruz (Lisa) are dolling up Rocco Reed's face before the sexual antics begin in the sack. The loyal and loving husband loses all track of his wife as the two cute women offer themselves as two tasty treats right in front of him. Soon, Kaylani positions her passion fruit right above his mouth while her pal pleasures his cock manually and orally with good energy. Their simultaneous cock work on his sexual package is the most memorable and heated moment during their performance. These ladies love the taste of dick in their mouths. Afterwards, Annie rides his manhood in an enthusiastic manner with the assistance of her pal Kaylani who is pushing her ass up and down. Later, the very happy man doggies Kaylani as the ladies are in a 69 position. Next, he mishes Annie and her intense stare at the man is cool. Finally, the ladies position themselves to accept his cum on their hungry open mouths. This scene is a good three-way and is well placed right after Jessica's own pivotal tryst.

                                Nikki Hunter, Randy Spears

 Scene Six: After the meal is abruptly discontinued, the seating participants leave the dining room. Suddenly, the loyal horny cameraman Randy Spears (Stiff Staff) and Nikki Hunter make out. She offers the fella her sweet honeycomb and he gladly pleasures it nicely with his tongue and fingers. However, it's Nikki's accent and flamboyant hand gestures around his groin area that get the viewer's attention all riled up. Then, the woman sucks his dick briefly. The energy level increases as soon as the cockriding activity occurs. The shot of her sexual region as she bounces and straddles his meaty plaything looks cool. Then, the brief anal doggie session follows. In the meantime, Nikki's shaking pussy lips are quite inviting. Next, a more forceful vaginal missionary screw is shown as Nikki is laying on the dining table. Her exposed body and stockinged legs are yummy delights. Later, he approaches the woman's face and jacks off at her receptive mouth. In summary, the much taken for granted crew member and female talent need some tender loving care too.

Jessica Drake, Puma Swede

 Scene Seven: Jessica Drake and Puma Swede (Rocki) are charming together especially when the newlywed has her opportunity to place her adoring affections on the woman's much treasured assets. After Jessica shows off her inner lesbian tendencies and pretty talented singing voice, the song bird delves right onto Puma's tempting juicy sex spot with her hand and sensuous mouth. The finger fucking actions are also quite stimulative. Moreover, the sight of these two blond bombshells having sex together easily generates the most heat in the movie. Their pussy sucking behavior raises the hotness level to a higher degree. The combination of their gorgeous bodies, sex appeal, and talented sexual efforts make this scene a gem and one that is worthy of award nominations. Both stars use a string of beads to pleasure one another's vaginal passageways. Moments later, in front of a crowd, the female starlets pick up the action when Jessica uses a strap-on to fuck Puma from behind. Afterwards, the woman sucks on the toy to taste her own womanly juices before Jessica screws her mish style. Next, some cowgirl action is shown as Puma bounces up and down on the red plastic cock. Then, the scene ends with a momentary missionary.

Puma Swede, Mac Turner

Scene Eight: After paying homage to the iconic dance number and song, several of the participants indulge in an orgy experience. In the beginning, Kirsten Price and Marcus London are sixty-nining each other, Alektra Blue and Tommy Gunn are making out beside them while the other ladies are sucking their partners cocks. There are good shots of each sexual tryst that occurs. Puma Swede is paired up with Mac Turner. Jessica Drake and Nikki Hunter are hooked up with Rocco Reed. Randy Spears is having his manhood tag teamed by Kaylani Lei and Annie Cruz. Brandy Aniston is sucking Dick Chibbles' dick. Ron Jeremy is receiving head from Lucky Starr. Nikki Daniels is swallowing Jack Vegas' meaty sword. Thus far, the best moments are with Mac and Puma as well as Jessica and Nikki. However, each woman provides solid blow job efforts especially Kirsten Price and Alektra Blue. On a personal note, I wish Kirsten Price all the best in her future plans. Later, some of the women are paired up with other partners, but the good energy level remains the same. Afterwards, the excitement and heat levels increase when the pussy eating and fucking activities become the norm. Rocco does a swell job in doggying Nikki. Marcus is quite good in raising the tingling sensations in Kirsten's body by his oral work on her beauty spot. Meanwhile, Alektra straddles her fine looking rear end on Tommy's manly weapon. Furthermore, Lucky Starr is sucking Mac's cock as Puma quenches her desires on the woman's tasty snatch. In another part of the room, Jack Vegas and Dick Chibbles are forcefully fucking Brandy Aniston and Nikki Daniels respectively. The ladies' stretched out bodies on the top of the couch are totally hot looking while a Mona Lisa portrait appears in the background. Later, Marcus delivers a very rapid screwing performance on Annie Cruz. Then, some cockriding activity is shown by Kirsten Price and Jessica Drake. As a matter of fact, Jessica gets analed by Rocco. The best moment in the latter part of the scene occurs while Jessica is double penetrated by Rocco (anal) and Randy Spears (vaginal). Suddenly, Alektra applies some spanking action on the blond beauty's butt. After more sexual action among the participants occurs, the time for the cumming attractions appear. A rapid fucking Tommy Gunn pulls out of the lovely Kirsten Price and strokes off at her and Brandy Aniston's eager mouths and tongues. These two women look gorgeous as they swap man juice momentarily. Furthermore, Marcus London cums on Kaylani and Annie's receptive mouths. Next, Lucky Starr receives a load of creamy filling on her body. Then, Alektra Blue gets her mouth filled with cum by Rocco. Moments later, Nikki Daniels receives a facial by Jack Vegas. Ron Jeremy pops a load on the golden haired Puma. Jessica Drake gladly accepts Randy Spears' tasty man juice. Finally, Lucky Starr receives another pop. This time it is from Mac Turner. The orgy scene is a memorable extravaganza.

Final Thoughts: The first thing that needs to be clear is that I enjoyed this film more than the original. A huge part for my enjoyment is Mac Turner's spot-on portrayal of the charismatic Frank n Beans. It will go down as one of the most visual and memorable acting performances in porn history. He was born to play this role. Another big part for my happiness is Jessica Drake's acting performance as the naivete newlywed Janet who becomes sexually enlightened. It is an endearing one where she is the heart and soul of this movie and who tugs on the viewer's heartstrings. Her sexual liaison with Puma Swede is the steamiest sex scene of the film. Furthermore, the casting selections and screenplay are outstanding. Randy Spears gives a creepy, but very likable portrayal of the loyal servant and cameraman Stiff Staff to Frank n Beans. It's a very good change of pace for this talented actor whose make-up get-up was the most eerie and frightening appearance to me. In the meantime, Alektra Blue shows off a softer side of her personality whenever she interacts with and talks fondly about Brad Armstrong's character Freddie. Nikki Hunter gives a solid performance and it was a pleasure to see her. James Bartholet was excellent as the captivating and easy-to-listen-to narrator or pornologist. He continues to show everyone why he is one of the best true actors in the biz today. Of course, the screenwriting duo of Brad Armstrong and Hank Shenanigan has given us a fabulous storyline that will make fans of the original movie proud. Many times while I was watching their film, I forgot that it was a full-fledge pornographic movie. Of course, since this is a spoof of a musical, the songs will have to be weighted very heavily. Jessica Drake and Mac Turner are excellent singers who capture the inner essence of their characters in their musical performances. I and many of her fans will want to see her sing more often. I can easily predict that if we jump to the left, The Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody will top the charts on it's way to loads of award nominations including Best Parody, Best Actor (Mac Turner), Best Actress (Jessica Drake), Best Supporting Actor (Randy Spears), Best Supporting Actress (Alektra Blue), Best Non-Sex Role (James Bartholet), Best Screenplay, Best Director, Best Costume, Best Make-Up, Best All-Girl Scene (Jessica Drake/Puma Swede), and Best Song for Oversexed Pornstar. The best sexual performances are the ones with Jessica Drake as well as the Alektra Blue-Brad Armstrong tryst. As to the orgy scene, it is fitting to include it since the image of a mass amount of people in the film has always been associated with it and ingrained in our minds especially during it's signature dance number. I always had a feeling that Transylvanians are horny characters. This very entertaining musical and visual marvel receives the XCritic Pick. At this particular time, it's good to be an oversexed pornstar who can sing.