Content: 2.5/5 stars

Running Time: 1 hour, 15 minutes

Cast: Nataly, Nataly, Sarah, and Virginiee

Directed by: Unknown (edited by DonVon)

Genres: All Sex, Anal, Teen (18+), Threesome

Condoms: No

Audio/Video: No technical specifications to note

Bonus Scenes: None

Extras: Photo gallery and trailers

Overview: The eighth installment in Swank's long-running series Cum Fuck My Juicy Twat recalls a simpler time in porn, before the advent of the internet that spawned such monstrously successful mainstream studios like Brazzers and Reality Kings and a slew of others, more focused on niche offerings. It recalls a time of cheap, flea market-grade DVDs with scuzzy picture quality and an emphasis on the rawest, most carnal content in pornography. These were films that were mostly compilation discs, churned out like assembly line products from studios like West Coast Productions in the mid-2000s, in that many of them featured the same scenes and were all bound together by a loose and general DVD title (The Younger the Better Vol. 2 was a favorite of mine in my prepubescent years). They were categorically attributable to the "all sex" genre in addition, forgoing foreplay and lacking in anything meaningful besides the hardcore depictions of intercourse they promised.

The only difference with Cum Fuck My Juicy Twat 8 is its seventy-five minute runtime, while plenty long for this particular disc in contemporary context, pales in comparison to the average four or five hour runtime of the discs I vividly recall.

Scene 1: Nataly and two unnamed male performers

The kickoff scene of Cum Fuck My Juicy Twat 8 stars a black-haired Nataly, who is enjoying a hot bath for one with the assistance of one man as he massages and wets her in all the right places. She begins playing with another man staring at her while stroking his dick, as she sucks his cock as the bather (both men remain unnamed throughout the entire disc, a common theme we see unfold) begins eating and fingering her ass. As she sucks one guy's dick, she treats the camera to a couple of attractive stares, all while the other guy continues to be knuckles-deep in her freshly bathed backside.

Abrupt cuts, a recurring theme on this disc, lead to her reverse cowgirling one of the guys while sucking the other off. Nataly's skill lies in her versatility and attentiveness as a performer. Her change in positions is welcome for this kind of disc and her semi-frequently unblinking eye-contact is inviting as it is erotic. One of the hottest moments comes when she lays on her side, her eyes widening as one man slips his cock in her ass. She remains a busy woman, never being seen without the other soul's dick in her mouth, unless the two are grappling to double penetrate her and share her finest holes. She's in for it especially when one of the guys decides that being in her asshole isn't enough and he must reach around her lap to finger her moistening twat.

Her wails echo through the walls of the spa as the DP anal intensifies before she switches positions once again to have her ass attended to while being the reverse cowgirl yet again. Her legs are hoisted in the air, spread for the viewer in which to indulge before the conclusion, where both men soak her face in hearty loads after she briefly strokes them off. One shoots his load with so much force the cum drips from her lips to her hips, and the scene is capped with her grasping at both cocks to assure every drop from the cocks is out. What you see is what you get here, and the absence of foreplay or even personality really shows itself upon further reflection of this scene. Nonetheless, Swank makes clear if you don't want nonstop, no-holds-barring sex, this may indeed be the wrong disc for you. Three out of five stars.

Scene 2: Nataly and two unnamed male performers

The followup scene opens with what looks to be a different Nataly faced with two studs. Our actress, yet again, wastes no time in keeping busy, donning a frilly pink shirt, yet not for long, as the men rip it off to reveal a floral bra and panty set that has Nataly's nipples poking out. One man is treated to competent mouth-service, while the other, goes right for her asshole, ramming her as her intoxicating moans are heavily muffled by way of a dick in her mouth.

Nataly persist son, moving on to lying on her side where she continues to suck one guy's dick while another thrusts in her ass. Her flexibility is showcased when she's perched precariously on one ass-cheek at the same time she's fingered and fucked in a method of true acrobatic prowess. Cut to doggy and we see the formerly fellated stud now favoring her asshole, as the entire scene is cross-cut with a session of DP action. It isn't until she breaks ever-so-briefly to catch her breath do we notice how large the gape of her rear really is.

Rapid editing shows how intense this entire affair is, yet manages to lose placement as the viewer finds themselves lost in what seems to be just an all-out sensory experience. Second-long cuts of a blowjob and more anal action finally conclude with a cumshot in Nataly's ass that drips down to her pussy, former a sloppily conceived creampie, while the other load finds home on her face and mouth to conclude a downright peculiar scene, especially after one is accustomed to so much more formally constructed studio-porn. Two and a half out of five stars.

Scene 3: Sarah and two unnamed male performers

Sarah arrives in a pretty silk blue gown and two studs who quickly discard the gown in order to have access to her moistening clit. Sarah, upon being undressed, quickly gets to sucking the dick of the more forward man and freeing up her pussy so his friend can indulge in the action too. Soon, she's entirely unclothed, letting out almost melodic moans as both her mouth and crotch are serviced.

Unlike the previous two scenes, this one moves much quicker into a DP session, which is fairly aggressive as Sarah is rammed hard in her pussy so to speak, which continues as she lies atop one of the guys' stomachs. When this happens, she spreads her legs over the lower-half of said guy to provide the other man with unadulterated access to her proclaimed juicy twat. She's drilled as her legs eventually come to wrap themselves around the man, as if they take on a life of their own when the protected entity of Sarah's clit is finally attended to in a meaningful way.

The best shot here is both men fiercely and passionately stroking their dicks over her face as she lies entranced from both ecstasy, and presumably the thought of being cum-soaked in a few moments. Thick loads coat both her chin and neck, making for the silver lining in this scene being a fitting conclusion to a scene that's over too quickly and never gets going the way that it should. Two out of five stars.

Scene 4: Virginiee and two unnamed male performers

As soon as Virginiee makes her entrance, the two men of the hour help themselves; one squeezes her perky breast while the other toys with her landing stip-clad taint. Virginiee doesn't mind, however, going into a dick-sucking frenzy rather quickly, yet being careful to leave her legs wide open for the other guy to feast as she does her own work.

Like the first Natalay, Virginiee's eye contact is strong here as she caresses her tit as she's eventually rammed by the guy who was just previously helping himself to her luscious box. By this time, the two men decide to fully switch zones, with the one now enjoying her as she cowgirls and the other getting his dick spotlessly sucked clean after entering her. She's roughhoused a bit more before she really gets it with a DP, her howling moans filled the scene's sound-track quite nicely, her moans even more melodic than Sarah's. One guy decides to slap his cock on her lips as her tongue slowly finds his ball. She eventually hikes her legs high in the air to experience the full ecstasy of being manhandled to the point where she belts out more exuberant moans before it's time to finish.

One of the men decides to coat the crack of her ass in cum, while the other blasts a healthy load in her mouth that effectively soaks her face too. The scene ends with Virginiee fingers her ass with a cum-soaked face. Strange cross-editing, as seen in the previous scene, gets in the way here yet again, but can't entirely detour some of the fun that's had here through all the similarities in moments and positions. Two and a half out of four stars.

Final Thoughts

Cum Fuck My Juicy Twat 8 is a no holds barring porn disc, meaning it's for those who's masturbatory experiences can't be bothered with meticulous, clearly choreographed foreplay nor any kind of human interest that exists before all the tireless action. For some, that's the reason it could be viewed as perfect, for you can watch it continuously without having to fast-forward or skip ahead due to the "all sex" label the film dons living up to its name in the most literal sense.

Yet, in a day and age where the people who purchase physical porn or rent it on demand from trustworthy websites is a rarity, to spend top dollar on this disc - that's only seventy-five minutes long and scant with meaningful special features - is foolish to say the least. With scenes that are average in a quality sense but marginally fitting in the sense of staged and adequately filmed sex, Cum Fuck My Juicy Twat 8" is like fast food, in that it's momentarily fulfilling but questionably memorable, yet for some, that does the job and compliments the palette more than effectively.