Private Sports 2: Rock Hard

Private

Genre: Feature

Director: JF Romagnoli

Cast: Ditty Blue, David Perry, Lea Farlow, Diether Von Stein, Liza, Robert Rosenberg, Rita Faltoyano, Lea Farrow, Stacy Silver, Franco Roccaforte, Zenza Raggi

Length: 141 minutes

Date of Production: 1/03

Extra's: 6.5 minute long Behind the Scenes, trailers, Production Notes, cast biographies, various languages and subtitles, double sided dvd cover, photogallery

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. For the most part, it looked really good with minimal grain and artifacts as well as accurate colors. Some of the special effects, like slow motion, weakened the picture a bit but the complaints on that score were minimal. The audio, on the other hand, was dubbed and dubbed badly. There were 5 choices for the language track and I strongly suggest you try one other than the English track. The sound effects were pretty weak too.

Body of Review: Porn versions of mainstream hits have a tendency to be comedies since straightforward copies are generally frowned on by the rich and powerful copyright owners of the original works. In one case where a porn company, Private, is telling the mainstream company to go screw themselves, we get to see a take off of the movie Rocky. The name of the porno version is Rock Hard and deals with a fighter, Rocky, who falls for a pet shop worker, Adriana, and fights a Black Heavyweight champion, Apollo Creed. The movie goes so far as to have a scene where he beats up on hanging meat in a cooler. Of course the non-sex stuff was lame compared to the original but the sex was far better than multi-million dollar original had. In any case, you might want to buy this one before the lawyers pull it from the shelves. Here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast, noting that there were no credits (if any cast identities are wrong, feel free to email me):

Scene One: Ditty, David, Lea, and Diether, had a scene in a fancy living room. The couples had a lot of foreplay with oral, some straight, and then Ditty took a DP. This wasn't a bad scene but it wasn't very hot either.

Scene Two: Liza, a bleached blonde with a curvy body, and Robert, had sex in a bed. There was some anal but not a lot to go with the typical oral/straight action. After the anal, she took it in her mouth for the facial. The scene wasn't bad.

Scene Three: Rita, looking very good, took on Robert on a bed. From the oral to the titty fucking to the straight vaginal sex, the scene was pretty warm. She's done better in the past but this was the best scene of the movie so far.

Scene Four: Ditty, looking lean and tight, took on David in an office setting. The scene included oral and straight with a facial to finish. It was too short for me but kind of fun to watch.

Scene Five: Rita, again looking fine, took on Robert yet again. This time, it was in a dark scene on a couch. It included oral, straight and anal with some chemistry and heat. My biggest gripe about it was the way Rita kept looking at the camera (which is a standard practice in Private movies). Warm!

Scene Six: Lea, Stacy, Franco, and Zenza all had a scene in a living room. The gals looked appropriately trashy which suited their characters. Lea took anal and both took facials in the scene, which was actually pretty warm.

Summary: As the second movie in the new Private Sports line, the first being Private Sports 1: Moto XXX, I found some decent scenes. As a fan of Rita, I liked her two scenes, even though they weren't her best work ever. The other cast members looked good and the sex was generally okay with high end production values on the picture (not the audio though) so you may agree with me that it was worth a rating of Recommended.