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         <title>Ballers Halo Stroker</title>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2012 01:58:59 CST</pubDate>
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               <p><p>My experiences with the Ballers Halo Stroker from NS Novelties is a two pronged journey, and one that I won't soon forget. Being a single male, masturbation has become a sort of personal experience for someone like me who has desires that can only be whetted with sick and sleazy fantasies about assorted college girls and stars of hit TV shows. While sex with a partner is great, soloe satisfaction can have its benefits.</p><p>Unfortunately knowing my limitations means knowing I can't really stretch out the benefits of the halo stroker. If you catch my drift. For a long time masturbation meant just mummifying my penis in tissue and stroking it until boom went the dynamite.</p><p>This allowed for the semen to be encased in the tissue cast, and I could easily just wipe, turn over, and sleep it off.</p><p>Using the Ballers Halo stroker is something of a new sensation because it has ridges! And because it...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/39048/ballers-halo-stroker/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Alexis Texas Fleshlight</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/39040/alexis-texas-fleshlight/</link>
         <pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2012 19:29:24 CST</pubDate>
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               <p><p>&amp;nbsp;</p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.fleshlight.com/fleshlight-girls/fleshlight-toys/alexis-texas/"><img src="http://static.fleshlight.com/gallery/category-flg2/alexis-texas/main-gallery/full/7.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="375" /></a></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Alexis Texas</strong> (images courtesy of Fleshlight)</p><p>Alexis Texas is nothing short of a porn phenomenon these days, her wonderfully rounded rump a big part of the reason for my initial interest in her work. Unlike the hordes of yearly newcomers to the industry that look like they could use a few hamburgers (skinny to the point where they look like boys often enough), Alexis has proven proud of her curves to the delight of her legions of fans. Recently awarded contract status at Adam &amp;amp; Eve, the healthy looking Texan native is now spotlighted for her inclusion in a select group of ind...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/39040/alexis-texas-fleshlight/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Love Me Tender Men's Rings (Cock Rings)</title>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2012 10:07:36 CDT</pubDate>
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               <p><p>[INSERT_AD]<br /><br /><br /><br /></p><div align="center"><a href="http://www.xcritic.com/img/toy_love_me_tender_cock_rings.jpg"><img src="http://www.xcritic.com/img/toy_love_me_tender_cock_rings.jpg" alt="Image" width="500" height="500" border="0" /></a></div><p><br /> The <em>Love Me Tender Men's Rings</em> from NS Novelties (New Sensations) is a 2-piece soft cock ring set made of stretchable TPR jelly, available in Red and Clear, which is billed as "one size fits all". One is designed as a ring of large hearts, while the other is designed as a ring of small X's and hearts, with both being perfect for some Valentine's Day fun (especially the Red variety), though they're usable all year round, of course. They're each roughly 1.5 to 1.75 inches in size, with an inner opening that's roughly 10/16th's of an inch in diameter, and are roughly a half of an inch thick. That should be big enough for any m...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/38992/love-me-tender-mens-rings-cock-rings/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Glace - Dancer Massager</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/38974/glace---dancer-massager/</link>
         <pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2012 18:37:24 CDT</pubDate>
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               <p><p style="text-align: justify;">&amp;nbsp;</p><p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://nsnovelties.com/images/NSN-0302-23_glace-dancer-black_box_web.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="600" /></p><p style="text-align: justify;">The sex toy industry has seen a great deal of growth in recent years, numerous porn production companies jumping into the field as a means to supplement ever decreasing disc sales with profitable lines. Some of these focus on using generic products placed in packages adorned by contract stars, popular performers, or models that you are never going to lure into bed short of offering them lots of money. Others try to provide high quality products by teaming up with major toy companies in an effort to share the risk, and reward, of these ventures; often with medium to high end products. Still others offer a nice selection of value priced toys, not cheap crap that falls apart aft...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/38974/glace---dancer-massager/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Bondaids</title>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2012 04:44:12 CDT</pubDate>
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               <p><p><img style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" src="http://www.bondaids.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/slide5.jpg" alt="" width="635" height="228" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Bondaids</strong> (pictures courtesy of the company, rights reserved)</p><p style="text-align: justify;">In my recent (and only) book review, I found <a href="http://www.xcritic.com/blogs/blog.php?blogID=3141">How To Be Kinkier</a> full of surprises about spicing up my sex life. In the book, there was a decided leaning towards trying out new things and experimenting with everyday objects though a lot of high end gear was presented too. The key idea was to jump in and have fun rather than dwell on specifics, a concept some of my former partners stuck on using &amp;ldquo;status&amp;rdquo; gear (expensive, exclusive, and often unwieldy devices) seemed to forget. Luckily, I came across a couple...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/38687/bondaids/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Muse Massager</title>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2012 17:37:19 CDT</pubDate>
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               <p><p><strong>Muse Massager</strong></p><p><strong><img style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" title="Muse Massager" src="http://www.xcritic.com/img/NSN-0212-13_muse-black_bulk_low.jpeg" alt="Muse Massager" width="500" height="500" /></strong></p><p><strong><br /></strong></p><p><strong><br /></strong></p><p>We'd been hearing some buzz (excuse the pun) over NS Novelties Muse Massager, but when we got it in for review and opened the box we were surprised by its small size. Muse Massager is small, just 2 1/2 inches tall. It also doesn't look like a virbator, it looks more like a geek toy that you'd get from ThinkGeek than from a sex toy shop. It's clear that whoever designed Muse has a sense of humor. Adorned with LED lights and a base that is clearly inspired by the old iMacs and iPods, Muse looks a little like an angry rabbit. However, when you fire Muse up you realize he isn't an ...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/38503/muse-massager/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Jolie Pleasures Plug</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/38502/jolie-pleasures-plug/</link>
         <pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2012 17:22:24 CDT</pubDate>
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               <p><p><strong>Jolie Pleasures Plug</strong></p><p><strong><img style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" title="Jolie Pleasures Plug" src="http://www.xcritic.com/img/NSN-0501-44_jolie-large-pink_bulk_low.jpeg" alt="Jolie Pleasures Plug" /></strong></p><p><strong><br /></strong></p><p>Anal Plugs aren't for everyone and unfortunately many people have a negative experience with them the first time out and then dismiss the cateogry. It is ESSENTIAL that you warm up the area, lubricate and losen before using ANY anal toy. Done correctly, anal play can be a fun an stimulating addition to your sex life.</p><p>An anal plug like the Jolie Pleasures Plug is meant to be inserted and then left in during intercourse. It can be used by men or woman and again needs to be well lubricated. As with the other entries in the NS Novelties collection, the Jolie Pleasures Plug reflects a great deal of thoug...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/38502/jolie-pleasures-plug/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Esprit Double Pleasures</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/38501/esprit-double-pleasures/</link>
         <pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2012 17:08:03 CDT</pubDate>
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               <p><p><strong>Esprit Double Pleasures - Dildo - Aqua</strong></p><p><img style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" title="Espirit Double Pleasures" src="http://www.xcritic.com/img/NSN-0402-17_esprit-aqua_bulk_low.jpg" alt="Espirit Double Pleasures" /></p><p>Double dongs are great toys for sex that involves two women who can both be sharing a penetrative sexual experience. These toys aren't limited to just girl/girl sex and with the right toy it can be used for double penetration or for vaginal penetration on the female half of a couple and anal penetration on the male half.</p><p>New Sensations Novelties (or NS Novelties) has released a wide range of quality toys. The Espirit Double Pleasures is one of those great toys that reflects a great deal of thought and effort. Made from platinum grade, phthalate free, premium silicon this toy represents some of the highest quality toys that yo...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/38501/esprit-double-pleasures/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Tanya Tate Fleshlight</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/38335/tanya-tate-tanya-tate-fleshlight/</link>
         <pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 09:43:41 CDT</pubDate>
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               <p><p><a href="http://blog.fleshlight.com/2012/04/30/tanya-tate-behind-the-scenes/"><img style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" src="http://static.fleshlight.com/gallery/category-flg2/tanya-tate/product-galleries/vagina/full/3.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="536" /></a></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Tanya Tate</strong> (images courtesy of Fleshlight)</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Tanya Tate is no stranger in porn circles, the young English lady starring in over a hundred movies and even directing of late. Having been nominated for numerous awards and winning quite a few along the way, she has even more recently upgraded her presence online by taking over the infamous Star Factory PR company, a move that will almost certainly continue her upward spiral of building her popularity among fans. One of the facets of her career that has sparked a lot of interest over the ...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/38335/tanya-tate-tanya-tate-fleshlight/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Riley Steele's Butt Fleshlight</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/38047/riley-steeles-butt-fleshlight/</link>
         <pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2012 08:39:13 CST</pubDate>
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               <p><p><img title="Riley_Steele" src="http://www.xcritic.com/img/Babysitter2_Action_Selects_4096_Scaled.jpg" alt="Riley Steele in FIghters" width="640" height="427" /></p><p><strong>Genre:</strong> Male sex toy: anus<br /> <strong>Featuring: </strong>Riley Steele<br /> <strong>Must-See Girls Featured:</strong> <a href="http://www.xcritic.com/drjay/Dr_Jays_Must_See_2009/2011.html#0" target="_blank">Riley Steele</a><br /> <strong>Manufacturer:</strong> Fleshlight (<a href="http://www.fleshlight.com/fleshlight-girls/fleshlight-toys/riley-steele/?link=550137%20http://www.fleshlight.com/fleshlight-girls/fleshlight-toys/riley-steele/?link=550137%20http://www.fleshlight.com/fleshlight-girls/fleshlight-toys/riley-steele/?link=550137%20" target="_blank">www.fleshlight.com</a>)</p><h2><span style="font-weight: bold;">Overview</span></h2><p><em>Riley Steele's Butt</em> Fleshlight is a male sex toy made to look and fe...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/38047/riley-steeles-butt-fleshlight/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Jesse Jane's Butt Fleshlight</title>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 07:51:03 CST</pubDate>
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               <p><p style="text-align: center;"><a title="Jesse Jane in Top Guns" href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/36909/kayden-kross-top-guns/" target="_blank"><img title="Jesse_Jane_Top_Guns" src="http://www.xcritic.com/img/Box_Shoot_Selects_4417.jpg" alt="Jesse Jane in Top Guns" width="621" height="932" /></a></p><p><strong>Genre:</strong> Male sex toy: anus<br /> <strong>Featuring: </strong>Jesse Jane<br /> <strong>Must-See Girls Featured:</strong> <a href="http://www.xcritic.com/drjay/Dr_Jays_Must_See_2009/2007.html" target="_blank">Jesse Jane</a><br /> <strong>Manufacturer:</strong> Fleshlight (www.fleshlight.com)</p><h2><span style="font-weight: bold;">Overview</span></h2><p><em>Jesse Jane's Butt</em> Fleshlight is a male sex toy made to look and feel like superstar Jesse Jane's anus and butt cleavage. In addition to her butt, replicas of Jesse's mouth and vagina are also available for our penetrating pleasur...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/38015/jesse-janes-butt-fleshlight/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Fleshlight Pirates Edition: Riley Steele Nipple Alley</title>
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               <p><p><strong>Genre:</strong> Male sex toy: vagina<br /> <strong>Featuring: </strong>Riley Steele <a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/34535/jenna-haze-pirates-2-stagnettis-revenge/" target="_blank">Pirates</a> Edition<br /> <strong>Must-See Girls Featured:</strong> <a href="http://www.xcritic.com/drjay/Dr_Jays_Must_See_2009/2011.html" target="_blank">Riley Steele</a><br /> <strong>Manufacturer:</strong> Fleshlight (www.fleshlight.com)</p><p>&amp;nbsp;</p><h2><span style="font-weight: bold;"><em><img style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" title="Riley Steele in Pirates 2" src="http://www.xcritic.com/img/Riley_Steele_Fleshlight_4.jpg" alt="Riley Steele in Pirates 2" width="296" height="621" /></em></span></h2><p><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></p><h2><span style="font-weight: bold;">Overview</span></h2><p><em>Riley Steele's Pirates Edition</em> Fleshlight is a male ...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/37812/fleshlight-pirates-edition-riley-steele-nipple-alley/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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               <p><p>For an extremely long time the Hitachi Magic Wand has been the gold standard when it comes to wand vibrators.  It didn't really have much of a successor until <a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/30169/the-eroscillator/">The Eroscillator</a>. It's a long time to spend as the 'King of Vibrators'.  While The Eroscillator is amazing, some people prefer the wand style and prefer a toy that vibrates rather than eroscillates.  Enter The Body Wand, a clear successor to The Hitachi Magic Wand and one of the best sex toys we've tested in quite a while.</p><p>The Body Wand is shaped a lot like the traditional Hitachi Magic Wand but it's far more sleek in its design and a lot lighter.  Instead of a multi stage switch The Body Wand has a nice power wheel which allows you to gradually adjust the intensity rather than having to leap from setting to setting.</p><p>The tip of the Body Wand is also a clear step up...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/37598/the-body-wand/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Ohhh G!</title>
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               <p><p>OK, so this review is for the Ohhh G! personal g-spot and clitoral stimulator. It&amp;rsquo;s supposed to reach your g spot and your clit at the same time.<br /><br />Right.<br /><br />Not only did it not reach both simultaneously, it didn&amp;rsquo;t even reach one of them. Ever. In any position.</p><p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://www.xcritic.com/img/ohhhG1.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="300" /><br /><em>This was clearly designed by a man who'd never</em><br /><em>located a clitoris or g-spot, because COME ON!</em></p><p>&amp;nbsp;</p><p>Sigh.<br /><br />Doc Johnson is clearly a man. A man with no ideas about female anatomy.<br /><br />I did appreciate the fact that this thing does get up high enough to give a pretty good buzz. It&amp;rsquo;s also adjustable &amp;ndash; just hold down the plus or minus button to rev it up to whatever speed you&amp;rsquo;d like, but that's where the...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/36965/ohhh-g/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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               <p><p><strong>Genre:</strong> Male sex toy: vagina<br /> <strong>Featuring: </strong><a href="http://www.xcritic.com/drjay/Dr._Jays_Reviews/2011_Albums/Pages/Stoya_Destroya.html#0" target="_blank">Stoya</a><br /> <strong>Must-See Girls Featured:</strong> <a href="http://xcritic.com/drjay/Dr_Jays_Must_See_2009/2009.html" target="_blank">Stoya</a><br /> <strong>Manufacturer:</strong> Fleshlight (www.fleshlight.com)</p><h2><span style="font-weight: bold;">Overview</span></h2><p><em><a href="http://www.xcritic.com/drjay/Dr._Jays_Reviews/2011_Albums/Pages/Stoya_Destroya.html#4" target="_blank">Stoya Destroya</a></em> is a male sex toy made to look and feel like superstar Stoya's vagina. In addition to her vagina, replicas of Stoya's mouth and anus are also available for our penetrating pleasure.</p><p><em>Stoya Destroya </em>is the first-ever toy that I've reviewed. It's also the first toy that I've ever had t...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/36789/stoya-destroya-fleshlight/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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               <p><p style="text-align: left;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>BZZZ buddies</strong></span><br /><br />So I got one of these cuuuuuuuute vibrators!<br /><br />I know, cute isn&amp;rsquo;t generally top of the list when I&amp;rsquo;m thinking about a vibe, but come on! It&amp;rsquo;s cute!</p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /><br /><br /><img style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" src="http://www.xcritic.com/img/frisky01.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="300" /><em>Adorable AND functional! What a concept!</em></p><p><br />So this is Frisky, and Frisky is pretty much exactly as named: Cute, enthusiastic, but not really powerful enough to do some serious damage, know what I&amp;rsquo;m saying?<br /><br />The vibrations are moderately strong &amp;ndash; stronger than I expected with a little vibe like this &amp;ndash; and it comes with four different tip attachments...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/36629/bzzz-buddies-frisky/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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               <p><p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41LX8mkZpzL._SS500_.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="500" /></p><p style="text-align: justify;">So, with all the sex toys on the market, how does one attempt to select just the right toy for just the right person, presumably using Santa's "naughty or nice" list as a guideline?&amp;nbsp; Well, that's just it; everyone has a toy or twelve that would work well with their needs. Using reviews as a guide is okay but for something so personal as a device you are going to be shoving inside yourself, rubbing on various erotic body parts, or applying to another, there are limits unless you are the one writing the review. On that note as well, some of the otherwise "best" (most highly rated) toy reviewers tend to be the most opinionated about specific materials, companies, and aspects not directly related to a specific toy so your mile...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/36577/bendable-you-too/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Evolved Silicon Bendable Rose</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/36575/evolved-silicon-bendable-rose/</link>
         <pubDate>Fri, 24 Dec 2010 03:39:18 CST</pubDate>
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               <p><p><img style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31CGlXFL1kL._SL500_AA300_.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="300" /></p><p>&amp;nbsp;</p><p>One of the most appealing aspects about the Evolved Novelties line has long been their willingness to innovate, their multitude of product lines expanding all the time.&amp;nbsp; I prefer this approach to the mere copying of others that some major toy manufacturers try, the latest company product a cute little vibrator called the <strong>Silicone Bendable Vibrating Rose</strong>.&amp;nbsp; The one sent for review was red in color, made of the same popular material many of their toys are, the waterproof nature of the device certainly working as a plus for this reviewer.</p><p>The premise of this one is to simulate the single rose lovers give one another, the shaft of this toy being so flexible that a gal...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/36575/evolved-silicon-bendable-rose/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/36421/hustler-nonconformist-rabbit/</link>
         <pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2010 23:41:42 CST</pubDate>
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               <p><p>I round up this latest look at Hustler Novelties toys with a slightly unconventional device called aptly enough, the <strong>Nonconformist Rabbit</strong>, one look at it and you will know the Chinese built device is phthalate free, very soft plastic, and designed to stimulate the clitoris and vaginal opening at the same time.&amp;nbsp; Powered by three AA batteries, it had some kick to the clitoral bunny bullet vibrator but the main stem used for penetration was unlike peers in that there was no second bullet to vibrate it.&amp;nbsp; The result of this decision was to make it less suitable for rubbing around but the batteries lasted longer (ober 30 minutes) as a result.</p><p><img style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41ePwBCSHnL._SS500_.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="500" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong>image courtes...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/36421/hustler-nonconformist-rabbit/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/36420/hustler-cat--mouse/</link>
         <pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2010 23:06:55 CST</pubDate>
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               <p><p>One of the things I notice with sex toy reviews all over the net is how much snobbery takes place when it comes to brand names and materials.&amp;nbsp; One well known blogger absolutely dismisses the idea that any sex toy can be appreciated unless it is made out of glass or high grade silicone while others are so much up the ass of a couple of companies that I wonder how much affiliate money they are getting (truly, seeing reviews for the same toy made presumably in the same company in China off the same assembly line getting wildly different reviews, when pointed out, the answer was that she thought the one costing twice as much "was better" without being able to articulate why).&amp;nbsp; As a down and dirty guy, results are pretty much what I care about and I freely admit to factoring in price as important when considering relative value, the difference being I like low price and don't automatica...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/36420/hustler-cat--mouse/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/36418/hustler-frisky-rabbit/</link>
         <pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2010 12:13:19 CST</pubDate>
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               <p><p>Next up in my Hustler Novelties round up this week is the <strong>Frisky Rabbit</strong>, a pink vibrator with clitoral stimulator that uses three AAA batteries for in excess of 30 minutes of bedroom fun.&amp;nbsp; The China-made device was phthalate free but made of softer material, the insertable portion including ridges while the bunny attachment has two "ears" used to tickle a clit.&amp;nbsp; Yes, it came in one of those cheap black plastic boxes and while it probably burns more than the box-stated 80 calories an hour, the 6" insertable portion will probably have you exercising your wrists a lot more than that.</p><p><img style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31NjqtFqW0L._SS500_.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="500" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong>photo courtesy of Hustler Novelties</strong></p><p>This time, Hustler ...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/36418/hustler-frisky-rabbit/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Hustler Heartbreaker</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/36417/hustler-heartbreaker/</link>
         <pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2010 11:54:53 CST</pubDate>
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               <p><p>Hustler Novelties has been making a lot of waves of late with their various sex toys, the price to pleasure ratio very competitive at times.&amp;nbsp; Having used a variety of their beginner and intermediate products, I think Nadine and I have a pretty decent idea of where they fall on the curve, a few more of their toys sent our way when the reviews came in last week.&amp;nbsp; Today's review is in regards to a simple vibrator called the <strong>Hustler Heartbreaker</strong>, a red 6" vibrator with a mere three speeds that takes two AAA batteries.</p><p><img style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31C10FrwMnL._SS500_.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="500" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong>photo courtesy of Hustler Novelties</strong></p><p>While phthalate free and made in China, the device was solid plastic and used an O-ring...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/36417/hustler-heartbreaker/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/36381/hustler-deflower-kit/</link>
         <pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2010 07:02:00 CST</pubDate>
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               <p><p style="text-align: justify;">As I continue my exploration of Hustler Novelties toys, I have noted that many of them are what one might refer to as budget items, similar to more expensive toys but often cheaper in costs.&amp;nbsp; This is not always the case but the usual tradeoffs come into play, the latest toy costing more than average was the <strong>Hustler Deflower Kit</strong>, an intermediate attachment vibrator with two separate bullet heads designed for pleasuring a couple.</p><p><img style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" src="http://www.hustlerhollywood.com/images/toys/h2511210008.jpg" alt="" width="489" height="700" /></p><p style="text-align: justify;">The red toy is powered by four AAA batteries and seemed to last in excess of an hour when various settings were used, the device offering 8 speeds but also 9 different vibration patterns, the heads made of phthalate...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/36381/hustler-deflower-kit/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2010 06:36:06 CST</pubDate>
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               <p><p style="text-align: justify;">Alrighty, I promised some folks that I'd take a brief look at a handful of toys from Hustler, eschewing the usual disertation in favor of a shorter but sweet look at a few of their newer novelties.  The first of these is the <strong>Mini Mistress Massager</strong>, a small wand device powered by an electrical cord with a usb attachment.  This is one of the company's "beginner" toys and supposedly burns a whooping 88 calories an hour, my own bed testing with Nadine telling me that number is way too small.</p><p><img style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" src="http://cdn3c.dvdempire.org/products/61/1552061_1h.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="500" /></p><p style="text-align: justify;">The device is 8" long if you exclude the cord, 1.75" wide on the vibrating bulb.  My version was the purple one though it also comes in pink and perhaps red, the only ac...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/36380/hustler-mini-mistress-massager/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/36357/titan-men-tools-metal-cock-ring/</link>
         <pubDate>Mon, 01 Nov 2010 19:16:40 CDT</pubDate>
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               <p><p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Review: </span><br /><br />When you're looking at male sex toys, there's a limited amount of types to get. Basically they boil down to prostate stimulation, pussy pockets, or cock rings. I figure I've tried two out of the three, so why not go for the trifecta? When the opportunity came along to check out one of the latest releases from Titanmen toys, I took a crack at it. <br /><br /><img style="width: 250px; height: 309px; float: left; border: 0px initial initial;" title="Titan Men Cock Ring" src="http://www.xcritic.com/admin/SPAW/spaw2/uploads/images/251/DJ3502-02.jpg" alt="Titan Men Cock Ring" width="250" height="309" />In all honesty the cock ring is a thing of mystery to me. There are different varieties on the market and they are apparently something that's supposed to help you use your tool longer. There are different uses for them as well and some are designe...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/36357/titan-men-tools-metal-cock-ring/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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