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         <title>Kinky Cock-Tales</title>
         <category>Adult DVD</category>
         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/28419/ashley-robbins-kinky-cock-tales/</link>
         <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 08:53:53 CDT</pubDate>
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               <b class="first"><i>Highly Recommended.</i></b>
               <p><B>Kinky Cock-Tales</b><p>Newcomer Jazmin Media delivers a winner with their first release combining hardcore sex and beautiful girls with European flair!<p><b>Running Length</b>: 2 hrs 4 min<p><b>The Story</b>:<p>The MTV style effects of the introduction make it seem like this is one of those skin flicks like "Red Shoe Diaries" on Showtime or Cinemax. As the name implies, it's about stories of erotic sex! It's about six friends who meet once a month at a bar discussing their secret passions through sharing their erotic stories that they have made. I was really impressed with the narration and you don't get this caliber of narration in pornos! Before each scene, the narrator lays out the scenario or background!<p>The director makes use of split screens, picture-in-picture, and other visual effects throughout the scene. Some may think that these visual effects novelties detract from the sex, but it does...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/28419/ashley-robbins-kinky-cock-tales/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Dark Love</title>
         <category>Adult DVD</category>
         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/22088/dark-love/</link>
         <pubDate>Mon, 12 Jun 2006 12:06:59 CDT</pubDate>
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               <b class="first"><i>Skip It.</i></b>
               <p><b> Genre</b>:  Anime  <p><b>Sexual Orientation/Positions: </b> Anal, Girl/Girl, Straight BDSM </p><p><b>Director: </b> Teruaki Murakami </p><p><b>Cast: </b> Voices of: Taisei Chin, Yoka  Kanematsu, Kade Konoha,Komami Oonami,Ayno Shirai</p><p><b>Length: </b>60 minutes </p><p><b>DVDs per Case: </b> 1 </p><p><b>Date Available: </b> 2006 </p><p><b>Extras: </b> Kitty Media  offers  a  glimpse in to the  next four titles. Princess 69,Bible Black New Testment,Black Gate and  Viper GTS </p><p><b>Audio/Visual:</b>After numerous attempts of trying to understand the  translation I opted for the English with subtitles.</p><p><b>Overview of the Movie: </b>While some guys only have one cock to satisfy, Tetsuya has .... many and goes in search of young girls to sate the craving.</p><p><b>Scene One</b>:A very powerful and addictive magic potion has morphed Tetsuya's body from totally human to a freaking cock filled b...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/22088/dark-love/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>The Duchess of Busty Mounds</title>
         <category>Adult DVD</category>
         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/21983/the-duchess-of-busty-mounds/</link>
         <pubDate>Thu, 01 Jun 2006 14:31:33 CDT</pubDate>
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               <b class="first"><i>Skip It.</i></b>
               <p><b>Genre</b>: Hentai/Anime<br /><b>Director</b>: Masahito Osutani and Kentaro Shigeta<br /><b>Cast:</b>: Unknown<br /><b>Length</b>: 60 mins<br /><b>Production Date</b>: 2005<p>&amp;nbsp;</p><div align="justify"><u><b>Audio/Visual:</b></u>  <br /><b>In a Nutshell</b> - <i>One Truly Crappy Cartoon</i>  <br />Before you get your genre panties in a bunch, the Dirge recognizes that calling something like <b>The Duchess of Busty Mounds</b> a "cartoon" is like spitting in the face of Hayao Miyazaki. One things for certain though, Miyazaki-san would never release a dull, indifferent transfer like this one. The colors are either oversaturated or completed faded out. There is no distinction in the line drawings, and details can often be non-existent. The overall 1.33:1 full frame image is reminiscence of a Saturday Morning kids show, although far more slanderous and sloppy. This retrofitting of the <b>Mamahaha<...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/21983/the-duchess-of-busty-mounds/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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