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         <title>Cirque Du Hole-A</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/39330/phoenix-marie-cirque-du-hole-a/</link>
         <pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2013 06:29:07 CST</pubDate>
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               <p><p><strong><br /></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;"><strong><img src="http://www.xcritic.com/img/PDVD_092_8.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="400" /><br /></strong></p><p><strong>Cirque Du Hole-A </strong></p><p><strong><a href="http://www.xcritic.com/reviews/list.php?studioID=261">Seymore Butts Home Movies</a>/Pure Play Media</strong></p><p><strong>Genre: </strong>Gonzo, Anal</p><p><strong>Director: </strong><a href="http://www.xcritic.com/advancedsearch/index.php?___p=1&amp;amp;section=REVIEWS&amp;amp;cast=Seymore+Butts">Seymore Butts</a></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>Cast: </strong>Riley Evans, Chris Strokes, Joslyn James, Christian XXX, Jada Stevens, Cece Stone, Prince Yahshua, Phoenix Marie, Mari Possa, Jayda Diamonde</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>Length: </strong>159:21 minutes</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>Date of Production: </strong>10/6/2012, 12/7...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/39330/phoenix-marie-cirque-du-hole-a/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Pussy Party Vol. 1 Issue 15</title>
         <category>Adult DVD</category>
         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/37103/rita-faltoyano-pussy-party-vol.-1-issue-15/</link>
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               <p><p><strong>Genre:</strong> Gonzo.<br /> <strong>Director:</strong> Cousin Stevie.<br /> <strong>Cast:</strong> Darryl Hanah, Flower Tucci, Kayla Paige, Naudia Styles, Rita Faltoyano, Roxy Jezel,   <a href="http://www.xcritic.com/drjay/Dr_Jays_Must_See_2009/2009.html" target="_blank">Sunny Lane</a>, <br /> <strong>Must-See Girls in Cast:</strong> <a href="http://www.xcritic.com/drjay/Dr_Jays_Must_See_2009/2009.html" target="http://www.xcritic.com/drjay/Dr_Jays_Must_See_2009/2009.html_blank">Sunny Lane</a><br /> <strong>Length:</strong> 02:11<br /> <strong>Condoms: </strong>NA.<br /> <strong>Bonus:</strong> One bonus star for the cast, which includes Sunny Lane, a Dr. Jay's Must-See Girl</p><h2><span style="font-weight: bold;">Synopsis</span></h2><p><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span>I have become quite a <strong>huge</strong> fan of Cousin Stevie's all-girl orgies. My enjoyment of the genre starte...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/37103/rita-faltoyano-pussy-party-vol.-1-issue-15/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/33725/seymore-butts-how-could-i-forget-that-asshole/</link>
         <pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 19:26:28 CDT</pubDate>
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               <p><p><b>Seymore Butts' How Could I Forget That Asshole?</b></p><p><b>Seymore Butts</b></p><p><b>Genre: </b>Straight Gonzo </p><p><b>Condoms: </b>None</p><p><b>Length: </b>150 minutes</p><p><b>Date Of Production: </b>4/22/08 </p><p><b>Cast: </b>Mari Possa, Roxy Jezel, Flower Tucci, Mariah Heart, Jenna Brooks, &amp;amp; Sinnamon Love </p><p><b>Special Features: </b>While most other Seymore Butts' titles include some decent extras, this DVD gives you lamost nothing. Just a measly photo gallery, trailers, and web links. </p><p><b>Audio/Video Quality: </b>This release was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as is most porn these days. Anyone who has ever seen a Seymore Butts release knows that they aim to deliver a "home video" feeling. Shot entirely with a handheld camera, there are times when the camera shakes or is slightly out of focus. This in no way detracts from the action, and if any...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/33725/seymore-butts-how-could-i-forget-that-asshole/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Seymore Butts' The Ass Farmer</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/33137/veronica-rayne-seymore-butts-the-ass-farmer/</link>
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               <p><div style="text-align: center;"><b><img border="0" alt="" src="/admin/SPAW/spaw2/uploads/images/55/gir1.jpg" /></b>  <br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">All screen captures in SD</span>  <br /></div><b>  <br />Girls Will Be Girls 4 (SD and Blu-ray)                                                                                                                        </b><p><b><a href="http://www.xcritic.com/reviews/read.php?ID=33126">Diabolic</a></b></p><p style="text-align: center;"><b><img border="0" alt="" src="/admin/SPAW/spaw2/uploads/images/55/gir2.jpg" />    <br /></b></p><p><b>Genre:  </b>Lesbian                                                                                                                                                            </p><p><b>Director:  </b><a href="http://www.xcritic.com/reviews/read.php?ID=32541">Sid Knox</a></p><p style="text-align: center;"><b><img border...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/33137/veronica-rayne-seymore-butts-the-ass-farmer/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Seymore Butts' Missy-BEhavin'</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/32476/holly-wellin-seymore-butts-missy-behavin/</link>
         <pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 16:26:36 CDT</pubDate>
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               <p>In this movie from Seymore Butts we delve into three scenes featuring squirting in one and plenty of anal in the others. The Covergirl is Missy Stone, who also is the namesake for this title. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Scene 1: Sophie Dee and Holly Wellin</span><br /><br />This scene opens with the ladies doing some stretching and the camera guy talks to them and he leaves. When he comes back they are both on their knees so they can suck their guy off. They share his cocks and even lick his ass as well. Sophie then hops up to ride in reverse cowgirl. She squirts as well as Holly rubs her. Holly then gets a ride in cowgirl while he eats out Sophie. Holly gets some anal love next as they go in a missionary position. Sophie the lies back for her own anal fun in missionary, which causes another squirting fit. Hollie then gets some more fun in doggie followed by Sophie in spoons. The girls...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/32476/holly-wellin-seymore-butts-missy-behavin/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Seymore Butts' How To Eat Pussy Like A Champ!</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/32257/sunny-lane-seymore-butts-how-to-eat-pussy-like-a-champ/</link>
         <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 15:40:12 CDT</pubDate>
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               <p>There is no narration, it comes off more like a porno than an instructional DVD, and Seymore Butts doesn't let the sexperts have the floor as much as he should, but "How to Eat Pussy Like a Champ" actually has something to teach us. Nina Hartley has been with women all her life, and she is a sexual expert, so who better to learn from than her? And of course there's Ron Jeremy, and Jack Lawrence, and (shocker) even Butts gets in on the action to give us a few tips in the weaker of the five segments. The fact is this is a movie that can probably help you out, and in the end I'd probably suggest you watch it.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img border="0" alt="" src="/admin/SPAW/spaw2/uploads/images/234/howtoeatpussy1.jpg" />  <br /></div><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Introduction by Seymore Butts</span><br />Don't adjust your television ladies and gentlemen, he's really that pale! O...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/32257/sunny-lane-seymore-butts-how-to-eat-pussy-like-a-champ/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Seymore Butts' Anal Vs Oral</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/31504/jada-fire-seymore-butts-anal-vs-oral/</link>
         <pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:51:13 CST</pubDate>
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               <p><p><b>Seymore Butts  Anal vs. oral</b></p><p><b>Seymore Butts</b></p><p><b>Genre: </b> Straight Gonzo </p><p><b>Condoms: </b> None</p><p><b>Length: </b> 150 minutes</p><p><b>Date Of Production: </b>12/3/07</p><p><b>Cast: </b> Mari Possi, Jada Fire, Avy Scott, Aveena Lee, Flower Tucci, Angelica Sin, &amp;amp; Courtney Cummz</p><p><b>Special Features: </b> While none of them are outstanding, there are a decent amount of extras on the disc. The best being an enjoyable behind the scenes featurette which has some funny moments of Seymore and the gang. The other extras include the standard photo gallery, cast bios, trailers, and web links. </p><p><b>Audio/Video Quality: </b> This release was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as is most porn these days. Anyone who has ever seen a Seymore Butts release knows that they aim to deliver a  home video  feeling. Shot entirely with a handheld came...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/31504/jada-fire-seymore-butts-anal-vs-oral/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Seymore Butt's Blast Off</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/31316/jenna-haze-seymore-butts-blast-off/</link>
         <pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2007 19:07:28 CST</pubDate>
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               <p><span style="font-style: italic;">Seymour Butts' Blasst Off!</span><br />Directed by Seymour Butts<br />Starring: <span style="font-weight: bold;">Kylie Worthy, Rucca Page &amp;amp; Jazmine Leih, Leigh Livingston &amp;amp; Jordana James, Velvet Rose &amp;amp; Shannon Kelly.</span><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;">With:</span>&amp;nbsp; Tom Byron, Herschel Savage &amp;amp; Christian XXX.<br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Length:</span>&amp;nbsp; 2hrs 26min<br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Condoms?:</span>&amp;nbsp; None!<br /><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Brief Synopsis:</span>&amp;nbsp; Another in the long line of gonzo/near-reality porn from one of the greats, Seymour Butts.&amp;nbsp; As is his preference, his wandering camera captures one-on-one and three-ways on the fly, the groups and duos well into their playtime, Mr. Butts honing in on th...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/31316/jenna-haze-seymore-butts-blast-off/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Seymore Butt's Blue Ribbon Butt Fucks 5</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/31237/seymore-butts-blue-ribbon-butt-fucks-5/</link>
         <pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 15:03:18 CST</pubDate>
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               <p><p><b>Seymore Butts  Blue Ribbon Butt Fucks #5</b></p><p><b>Seymore Butts</b></p><p><b>Genre: </b> Straight Gonzo </p><p><b>Condoms: </b> None</p><p><b>Length: </b> 150 minutes</p><p><b>Date Of Production: </b>9/17/07</p><p><b>Cast: </b> Lea Demae, Halli Ashton, Kym Cummings, McKayla Matthews, Kelli Jean</p><p><b>Special Features: </b> While none of them are outstanding, there are a decent amount of extras on the disc. The best being an enjoyable behind the scenes featurette which has some funny moments of Seymore and the gang. The other extras include the standard photo gallery, cast bios, trailers, and web links. </p><p><b>Audio/Video Quality: </b> This release was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as is most porn these days. Anyone who has ever seen a Seymore Butts release knows that they aim to deliver a  home video  feeling. Shot entirely with a handheld camera, there are times...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/31237/seymore-butts-blue-ribbon-butt-fucks-5/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/31145/blue-ribbon-butt-fucks-5/</link>
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               <p><p><b>Seymore Butts  Blue Ribbon Butt Fucks #5</b></p><p><b>Seymore Butts</b></p><p><b>Genre: </b> Straight Gonzo </p><p><b>Condoms: </b> None</p><p><b>Length: </b> 150 minutes</p><p><b>Date Of Production: </b>9/17/07</p><p><b>Cast: </b> Lea Demae, Halli Ashton, Kym Cummings, McKayla Matthews, Kelli Jean</p><p><b>Special Features: </b> While none of them are outstanding, there are a decent amount of extras on the disc. The best being an enjoyable behind the scenes featurette which has some funny moments of Seymore and the gang. The other extras include the standard photo gallery, cast bios, trailers, and web links. </p><p><b>Audio/Video Quality: </b> This release was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as is most porn these days. Anyone who has ever seen a Seymore Butts release knows that they aim to deliver a  home video  feeling. Shot entirely with a handheld camera, there are times...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/31145/blue-ribbon-butt-fucks-5/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Pussy Party Vol. 1 Issue 21</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/30336/aaliyah-jolie-pussy-party-vol.-1-issue-21/</link>
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               <p><b>Genre:</b> Lesbian, Gonzo<p><b>Cast:</b> Allison Pierce, Velvet Rose, Shannon Kelly, Felony, Luscious Lopez, Sunny Lane, Aaliyah Jolie, Laeh Lexington    <p><b>Director:</b> Cousin Stevie<p><b>Length:</b> 2:32:59<p><b>First Impressions:</b> As a relative newcomer to the world of adult film, I had no idea what to expect (short of what I could glean from the box art) when I slid this 21st installment in the <i>Pussy Party</i> series into my DVD player.  I assumed I would be treated to some hot and wild all-girl action with an impressive array of dildos and vibrators.  Cousin Stevie's romps have won an AVN award, after all.  But I had no idea how far these girls would go to pleasure themselves and their co-stars.  And "far" they go, from squeezing two and a half foot black dildos into their asses, to eating peeled bananas out of pussies, to lucky Allison Pierce getting simultaneously finger fucked by s...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/30336/aaliyah-jolie-pussy-party-vol.-1-issue-21/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <pubDate>Sun, 26 Aug 2007 21:04:09 CDT</pubDate>
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               <p><p><b>Seymore Butts' Shhwing</b></p><p><b>Seymore Butts</b></p><p><b>Genre: </b> Straight </p><p><b>Condoms: </b> None</p><p><b>Length: </b> 150 minutes</p><p><b>Date Of Production: </b> 10/5/05</p><p> <b>Special Features: </b> While none of them are outstanding, there are a decent amount of extras on the disc. The best being an enjoyable behind the scenes featurette which has some funny moments of Seymore and the gang. The other extras include the standard photo gallery, cast bios, trailers, and web links. </p><p> <b>Audio/Video Quality: </b> <i>Seymore Butts' Shhwing</i> was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as is most porn these days. Anyone who has ever seen a Seymore Butts release knows that they aim to deliver a "home video" feeling. Shot entirely with a handheld camera, there are times when the camera shakes or is slightly out of focus. This in no way detracts from the action...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/30065/seymore-butts-shhwing/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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               <p><p><b>Seymore Butts' Blue Ribbon Butt Fucks #4</b></p><p><b>Seymore Butts</b></p><p><b>Genre: </b> Straight Gonzo </p><p><b>Condoms: </b> None</p><p><b>Length: </b> 150 minutes</p><p><b>Date Of Production: </b> 8/20/07<p><b>Cast: </b> Halli Aston, McKayla Matthews, Samantha Stylle, Devin DeRay, Angelica Sin, &amp; Alisha Klass<p> <b>Special Features: </b> While none of them are outstanding, there are a decent amount of extras on the disc. The best being an enjoyable behind the scenes featurette which has some funny moments of Seymore and the gang. The other extras include the standard photo gallery, cast bios, trailers, and web links. </p><p> <b>Audio/Video Quality: </b> This release was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as is most porn these days. Anyone who has ever seen a Seymore Butts release knows that they aim to deliver a "home video" feeling. Shot entirely with a handheld ca...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/29796/alisha-klass-seymore-butts-blue-ribbon-butt-fucks-4/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/29323/alisha-klass-seymore-butts-blue-ribbon-butt-fucks-3/</link>
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               <p><p><b>Seymore Butts' Blue Ribbon Butt Fucks #3</b></p><p><b>Seymore Butts</b></p><p><b>Genre: </b> Straight Gonzo </p><p><b>Condoms: </b> None</p><p><b>Length: </b> 150 minutes</p><p><b>Date Of Production: </b> 7/23/07</p><p><b>Cast: </b> Wanda Curtis (cover), Cortknee, Alisha Klass, Donita Dunes, Alysin Embers, Michelle Raven, Letha Weapons, &amp;amp; McKayla Matthews</p><p><b>Special Features: </b> While none of them are outstanding, there are a decent amount of extras on the disc. The best being an enjoyable behind the scenes featurette which has some funny moments of Seymore and the gang. The other extras include the standard photo gallery, cast bios, trailers, and web links. </p><p><b>Audio/Video Quality: </b> This release was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as is most porn these days. Anyone who has ever seen a Seymore Butts release knows that they aim to deliver a "home vid...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/29323/alisha-klass-seymore-butts-blue-ribbon-butt-fucks-3/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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               <p><p><b>Seymore Butts' I'll Toss Your Salad If You Butter My Buns</b></p><p><b>Seymore Butts</b></p><p><b>Genre: </b> Straight Gonzo </p><p><b>Condoms: </b> None</p><p><b>Length: </b> 150 minutes</p><p><b>Date Of Production: </b> 1/5/04 - 3/16/06<p><b>Cast: </b> Mari Possa, Lauren Phoenix, Jessica Darling, Flower Tucci, Ava Vincent, Sinnamon Love, Alana Evans, &amp; Michelle B.<p> <b>Special Features: </b> While most other Seymore Butts' titles include some decent extras, this DVD gives you lamost nothing.  Just a measly photo gallery, trailers, and web links. </p><p> <b>Audio/Video Quality: </b> This release was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as is most porn these days. Anyone who has ever seen a Seymore Butts release knows that they aim to deliver a "home video" feeling. Shot entirely with a handheld camera, there are times when the camera shakes or is slightly out of focus. This...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/29180/alana-evans-seymore-butts-ill-toss-your-salad-if-you...-butter-my-buns/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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               <p><p><b>Seymore Butts' The Ass Farmer</b></p><p><b>Seymore Butts</b></p><p><b>Genre: </b> Straight Gonzo </p><p><b>Condoms: </b> None</p><p><b>Length: </b> 150 minutes</p><p><b>Date Of Production: </b> 2/26/07 - 2/27/07</p><p><b>Cast: </b> Kelly Wells, Veronica Jett, Havana Ginger, Honey DeJour, Jordan Blue, Vanilla Skye, &amp; Veronica Rayne<p> <b>Special Features: </b> While none of them are outstanding, there are a decent amount of extras on the disc. The best being an enjoyable behind the scenes featurette which has some funny moments of Seymore and the gang. The other extras include the standard photo gallery, cast bios, trailers, and web links. </p><p> <b>Audio/Video Quality: </b> This release was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as is most porn these days. Anyone who has ever seen a Seymore Butts release knows that they aim to deliver a "home video" feeling. Shot entirely with...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/29115/veronica-rayne-seymore-butts-the-ass-farmer/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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               <p>The idea of "gonzo" porn is that there's no plot, just sex. If there is a  plot, it's something to the effect that porn stars are hanging out, get horny  and decide to have some crazy fucking sex in front of a camera that just  happens to be there documenting it.<p>  Unfortunately, most gonzo discs lack the spontaneity that give otherwise rote  sex the spark audiences desire. That is not a problem for <strong>Seymore  Butts' Rump Rider</strong>, an anal-intensive three (maybe four) scene  flick that is scripted and directed, but feels effortless and fun.  <p>  <strong>Rump Rider</strong> takes some girls and guys that, objectively,  might not be the sexiest around. But you won't be worried about six-pack  abs or perfectly toned asses once the sex starts, because it is hot, it is wet  and everybody involved seems like they would pay Seymore to be a  part of it.  <p>  All the action takes place at the Bu...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/28718/amber-peach-seymore-butts-rump-rider/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2007 20:17:53 CDT</pubDate>
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               <p><p><b>Seymore Butts' America's Got Ass</b></p><p><b>Seymore Butts</b></p><p><b>Genre: </b> Straight </p><p><b>Condoms: </b> None</p><p><b>Length: </b> 150 minutes</p><p><b>Date Of Production: </b> 9/26/06</p><p><b>Cast: </b> Rucca Page, Jada Fire, Kayla Synz, Tia Sweets, Mariah Heart, Sierra Sinn, Sinnamon Love, &amp; Veronica Jett<p> <b>Special Features: </b> While none of them are outstanding, there are a decent amount of extras on the disc. The best being an enjoyable behind the scenes featurette which has some funny moments of Seymore and the gang. The other extras include the standard photo gallery, cast bios, trailers, and web links. </p><p> <b>Audio/Video Quality: </b> This release was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as is most porn these days. Anyone who has ever seen a Seymore Butts release knows that they aim to deliver a "home video" feeling. Shot entirely with a handhe...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/27569/tee-reel-seymore-butts-americas-got-ass/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/27459/christian-xxx-seymore-butts-demi-does-anal/</link>
         <pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 00:02:58 CDT</pubDate>
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               <p><p><b>Seymore Butts' Demi Does Anal</b></p><p><b>Seymore Butts</b></p><p><b>Genre: </b> Straight </p><p><b>Condoms: </b> None</p><p><b>Length: </b> 150 minutes</p><p><b>Date Of Production: </b> 11/03/06</p><p> <b>Special Features: </b> While none of them are outstanding, there are a decent amount of extras on the disc. The best being an enjoyable behind the scenes featurette which has some funny moments of Seymore and the gang. The other extras include the standard photo gallery, cast bios, trailers, and web links. </p><p> <b>Audio/Video Quality: </b> This release was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as is most porn these days. Anyone who has ever seen a Seymore Butts release knows that they aim to deliver a "home video" feeling. Shot entirely with a handheld camera, there are times when the camera shakes or is slightly out of focus. This in no way detracts from the action, and if ...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/27459/christian-xxx-seymore-butts-demi-does-anal/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Pussy Party Vol. 1 Issue 19</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/27420/ana-nova-pussy-party-vol.-1-issue-19/</link>
         <pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2007 13:33:49 CDT</pubDate>
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               <p><p><b>Cousin Stevie's Pussy Party Hot Summer Orgy</b></p><p><b>Pureplay Media</b></p><p><b>Genre: </b> Lesbian</p><p><b>Condoms: </b> No</p><p><b>Length: </b> 122 Minutes</p><p><b>Director: </b> Stevie</p><p><b>Date Of Production: </b>10/23/06</p><p><b>Cast: </b> Nikki Hunter, Clara G., Anna Nova, Lexi Bardot, Kylie Wilde, Naomi, &amp; Cindy Crawford<p> <b>Special Features: </b> While none of the extras are really amazing, you do get a sampling of decent features. The best extras have got to be the bonus footage followed by a lengthy behind the scenes featurette. You also get the obligatory cast bios, interviews, and photo gallery. If you're interested in seeing what it takes to put together an Adult DVD these extras would be worth your time. <p> <b>Audio/Video Quality: </b> The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as are most titles shot for Pureplay. Overall the video qual...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/27420/ana-nova-pussy-party-vol.-1-issue-19/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 27 Jan 2007 05:31:39 CST</pubDate>
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               <p><!-- 4 --><!-- False --><!-- False --><!-- False --><!-- False --><!-- False --><font size=2 face=verdana><b>Genre</b>: <!-- genre -->Compilation<p><b>Director</b>: <!-- director -->?<p><b>Cast</b>: <!-- cast -->Mika Tan, Miko Lee, Gina Ryder, Trinity Max, Alisha Klass, Taylor Hayes, Jade Marcela, Shanna McCullough, McKayla Matthews<p><b>Length</b>: <!-- length -->2 hours<p><b>Production Date</b>: <!-- date -->6/1/06<p><b>Extras</b>: <!-- extras1 -->photo galler, trailers<!-- extras2 --><p><b>Audio/Video</b>: <!-- audio/video1 -->The video is presented in full frame color.  The quality is not great, which is more or less due to poor filming and bad lighting than anything else.  The audio is presented in stereo and sounds decent.<!-- audio/video2 --><p><b>Body of Review</b>: <!-- body1 --><b>Seymore Butts! Asians Have More Anal Fun</b> is a compilation of scenes that have two things in common, Asian bab...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/26257/seymore-butts-assians-have-more-anal-fun/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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               <p><b>Genre</b>: Compilation<br><b>Director</b>: Seymore Butts<br><b>Cast:</b>:McKayla Matthews, Sophie Evans, Halli Ashton, Dina Jewel, Alisha Klass, Tony, TT Boy, Herschel Savage, Mark Davis, Randy West<br><b>Length</b>: 90 mins<br><b>Production Date</b>: 2004<p><div align="justify"><u><b>Audio/Visual:</b></u><br> <b>In a Nutshell</b> - <i>It's the Standard Seymore Cinematics</i><br>As a handheld camera creation with very little post-production work (except for the ever more tacky title sequences), the 1.33:1 full screen image does have a few focus issues and obvious grain. Seymore sometimes shoots when available light is at a minimum and the tell tale gray specs of tanking technology are occasionally viewed. Editing is also a little suspect from time to time, but nothing so horrible as to hinder the hardcore. Still, the overall transfer is good   though far from great - and even with all the POV predic...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/26199/alisha-klass-seymore-butts-blue-ribbon-butt-fucks-1/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2007 16:47:48 CST</pubDate>
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               <p><b>Seymore Butts' America's Got Ass                                                                                          </b><p><b><ahref=http://www.xcritic.com/reviews/read.php?ID=21594>Seymore Butts Home Movies</a>/Pure Play Media                                                                                      </b><p><b>Genre:  </b>Gonzo                                                                                                                          <p><b>Director:  </b><ahref=http://www.xcritic.com/reviews/read.php?ID=26141>Seymore Butts</a>                                                                   <p><b>Cast:  </b>Sinnamon Love, Mariah Heart, Kurt Lockwood, Rucca Page, Kayla Synz, Tom Byron, Veronica Jett, Jada Fire, Christian, Tia Sweets, Sierra Sinn, Scotty Lyons, Herschel Savage, Tee Reel    <p><b>Length:  </b>121 minutes                                                    ...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/26197/tee-reel-seymore-butts-americas-got-ass/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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               <p><b>Seymore Butts' The Anal Life                                                                                                   </b><p><b><ahref=http://www.xcritic.com/reviews/read.php?ID=21594>Seymore Butts Home Movies</a>/Pure Play Media                                                                                   </b><p><b>Genre:  </b>Gonzo                                                                                                                 <p><b>Director:  </b><ahref=http://www.xcritic.com/reviews/read.php?ID=26141>Seymore Butts</a>                                                                   <p><b>Cast:  </b>Luscious Lopez, Aaliyah Jolie, Tom Byron, Rucca Paige, Veronica Rayne, Herschel Savage, Veronica Jett, Scotty Lyons, Justin Syder, Kurt Lockwood, Sophie Dee, Crystal Clear                           <p><b>Length:  </b>127.5 minutes                                           ...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/26191/aaliyah-jolie-seymore-butts-the-anal-life/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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               <p><b>Seymore Butts' Happy Fucking Birthday                                                                                  </b><p><b><ahref=http://www.xcritic.com/reviews/read.php?ID=21594>Seymore Butts Home Movies</a>/Pure Play Media                                                                                      </b><p><b>Genre:  </b>Gonzo                                                                                                                         <p><b>Director:  </b><ahref=http://www.xcritic.com/reviews/read.php?ID=21594>Seymore Butts</a>                                                                   <p><b>Cast:  </b>Flower Tucci, Jada Fire, Dee, Tom Byron, Crystal Clear, Kurt Lockwood, Vixen, Veronica Jett, Herschel Savage, Kaci Starr, Danni Daire                                                                                       <p><b>Length:  </b>154 minutes                    ...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/26141/crystal-clear-seymore-butts-happy-fucking-birthday/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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