I'd love to show you a high quality photo of this review, because thenyou'd know how ridiculous this toy truly is. But sadly, even themanufacturer (Doc Johnson) doesn't want this toy on their website. Andprobably with good reason. Read on for why the Love Cup is all forms ofwrong.

The packaging is supposed to be reminiscent of something from the 70s.With flowers in the O & E in the word Love. Here is what DocJohnson has to say about this specimen: "The petal-like shape of theLove Cup is designed to stimulate the clitoris and vaginal lipssimultaneously. Its multi-seed controller delivers fine tunedvibration, while its soft, jellied petals hug her in all the rightplaces. Cup her in bed tonight... with the Love Cup, only from DocJohnson."

I've had a hard time writing this review, because I can usually find aperk to most toys. The Love Cup is not one of those toys. Upon remov...Read the entire review

Porn star Belladonna has teamed up with Doc Johnson to create a new line of sex toys. The new line of toys, affectionately called "Evil Pink" comes in a wide variety of shapes and sizes (even anal toys!). Up for review today is the Evil Pink Vibrator - Smooth.

The Evil Pink Vibrator - Smooth is shaped like your typical vibrator; an easy grip handle, rounded tip, and an elongated cone shape. The approximate measurements are: 6 1/2" from tip to base and 1 1/2" in diameter at the widest point. So going by size the Evil Pink Vibrator - Smooth is a medium-level vibrator. So seasoned sex toy pros might want to look for something a bit beefier. One thing I really appreciate about Doc Johnson's toys is the fact that they are crafted from SilaGel. SilaGel uses an anti-bacterial, non-toxic, latex free, and cadmium free material. This assures that even people with the most sen...Read the entire review

Porn star Belladonna has teamed up with Doc Johnson to create a new line of anal sex toys. The new line of toys, affectionately called "Ass Ticklers" comes in a wide variety of shapes and sizes. Up for review today is the Ass Tickler Blaster.

The Ass Tickler Smooth is shaped like your typical egg-shaped butt plug; an easy grip handle, rounded tip, and an elongated egg shape. The approximate measurements are: 4 1/2" from tip to base and 1 9/16" in diameter. So going by size the Ass Tickler Blaster is a a medium-level butt plug. So seasoned anal pros might want to look for something a bit beefier. One thing I really appreciate about Doc Johnson's toys is the fact that they are crafted from SilaGel. SilaGel us an anti-bacterial, non-toxic, latex free, and cadmium free material. This assures that even people with the most sensitive allergies will find enjoyment.

The Ass Tick...Read the entire review

Porn star Belladonna has teamed up with Doc Johnson to create a new line of anal sex toys. The new line of toys, affectionately called "Ass Ticklers" comes in a wide variety of shapes and sizes. Up for review today is the Ass Tickler Smooth.

The Ass Tickler Smooth is shaped like your typical butt plug; an easy grip handle, rounded tip, and a slightly-widening shaft. The approximate measurements are: 5" from tip to base and 1 " in diameter. So going by size the Ass Tickler Smooth is definitely an entry level butt plug. So seasoned anal pros might want to look for something a bit beefier. One thing I really appreciate about Doc Johnson's toys is the fact that they are crafted from SilaGel. SilaGel us an anti-bacterial, non-toxic, latex free, and cadmium free material. This assures that even people with the most sensitive allergies will find enjoyment.

The Ass Tickler Smoot...Read the entire review

I am neither a material girl nor an insertable girl. The first (and only!) dildo I ever purchased was a vibrating latex covered spongy affair that my boyfriend and I bought, giggling and silly, form The Pleasure Chest back in the day. Handcuffs were also purchased, and much fun was had by all. I didn't much see the point in using an artificial, lifeless cock when I had practically unlimited access to my boyfriend's formidable phallus, with all of the fortitude and eagerness than an 18 year old male brings to the table.

This habit stuck with me, and for my personal pleasure needs, I have simply not engaged the services of toys that penetrate.  SO much muss and fuss! Being a sex toy raccoon, the fastidious washing, germiciding, lubing, using, washing, germiciding, drying, storing cycle seems a huge pain in the snatch. Yes, I am a Sex Toy Raccoon, because my "Down Ther...Read the entire review

Doc Johnson, a leader in the sex toy industry, has come yet with another interesting vibrator - the Mighty Max Brute. As the name implies this toy is a monster. Measuring just over nine inches, the Mighty Max Brute is a larger version of Dock Johnson's best selling vibrator. Made of anti-bacterial "silagel" the highly textured, skin colored Mighty Max Brute is incredibly lifelike. The other features include a multi-speed control, and a waterproof exterior. Now that we know exactly what the Mighty Max Brute is made of, let's see how it performs.

Let me preface this review by saying that my girlfriend is very petite (5'1" 100lbs) so the sight of this toy both excited her and made her nervous. While the Mighty Max Brute is over nine inches, it is extra slim which makes insertion a breeze. The multi-speed control was able to go anywhere from a slow buzz to a tooth-shaking rumble. My girlfriend was not a...Read the entire review

Doc Johnson describes their new vibrator, Briana Wicked Curves, as a "a soft, flexible and fun to use vibrator with a curved and ribbed tip for intense excitement." It's an affordable option with a decent quality. Briana showed up in a hard plastic container with Briana staring seductively at you. The packaging describes this toy as waterproof, made of TPE, and orange.

At the still young age of 27, Mississippi-born Michelle Anne Sinclair, aka Belladonna, is nothing short of a supersized sex mogul. She's a certified porn legend with a huge fanbase - male and female - supporting her massive catalog of hardcore histrionics. Specializing in anal, and anything that can be crammed up or manipulated into her sexy poop chute, she has turned the once taboo act into a commercial cash cow calling card. Naturally, years in the industry can take a toll on the talent, and as with many high profile adult stars, the spunky little actress has moved behind the camera. She now owns and operates Belladonna Entertainment with her partner and husband, Aiden Kelly, yet as with all self-imposed retirements (she walked away last year, concerned over the spreading of STDs and herpes) however, she is currently back before the lens, letting is all hang out.

Of course, this doesn't k...Read the entire review

At the still young age of 27, Mississippi-born Michelle Anne Sinclair, aka Belladonna, is nothing short of a supersized sex mogul. She's a certified porn legend with a huge fanbase - male and female - supporting her massive catalog of hardcore histrionics. Specializing in anal, and anything that can be crammed up or manipulated into her sexy poop chute, she has turned the once taboo act into a commercial cash cow calling card. Naturally, years in the industry can take a toll on the talent, and as with many high profile adult stars, the spunky little actress has moved behind the camera. She now owns and operates Belladonna Entertainment with her partner and husband, Aiden Kelly, yet as with all self-imposed retirements (she walked away last year, concerned over the spreading of STDs and herpes) however, she is currently back before the lens, letting is all hang out.

Of course, this doesn't k...Read the entire review

Okay, with so many higher end sex toys coming in for review it is easy to overlook some of the low priced offerings that come out all the time.  These are toys that provide a modicum of pleasure at a price many of you can't pass up in these troubled economic times, the major toy companies like Doc Johnson realizing there is a need for all sorts of variations and pricing tiers.  That said, today's novelty to be reviewed is the Briana Wicked Curves vibrator, a small but pleasing little affair you can pick up for under $20 if you look hard enough.

Wrapped in an environmentally unsound hard plastic that you will toss upon opening, the device measures just over 7" long with about 6.25" usable for the intended purposes.  It has a small tip with two sections with the widest spot close to the base where the two AAA batteries are ins...Read the entire review

Doc Johnson is really becoming a force in the sex toy industry. The newest edition to their already extensive line, is Jenna's Loving Touch, a flexible g-spot vibrator. Let's take a further look at this badboy.

After opening the package the first thing you notice is how compact the Loving Touch is. Not much more than 6" long and an inch in diameter, this toy won't scares away first-timers, but should be sufficient to satisfy seasoned professionals. You'll also notice that this isn't a rigid, inflexible toy. Made of non-toxic TPR, the Loving Touch if firm, yet supple and flexible - easily contorting to nearly any position. It should also be mentioned that the package says the toy in water proof, but this tester can't verify that claim. There's not much else to say about the Loving Touch, what you see is what you get. Not lets see how it scores on the "pleasure o' meter"....Read the entire review

THE BEGINNING IS A VERY GOOD PLACE TO START

Sunny Leone has never been associated with a product that I didn't like. When the chance came to test out this Exciter toy on my assistant, I jumped at it. Terra Incognita liked the design of the toy and she was quite willing to work with it. The toy was a smooth piece of engineering and it took well to a gentle application of lube. That's when the fun began.

INSERT SOMEWHERE MOIST

The Exciter is very flexible. Terra noticed this, as she started working on her pussy. That's when I switched the vibration on. This bad boy hums and shakes like an unsturdy off-boat motor. A lot of power flowing through the pelvic region might tickle or shake your lady arou...Read the entire review

Okay, one of the things that people with an adventurous spirit and open mind can explore when it comes to sex toys is devices made to enhance your pleasure using known pleasure points, such as those in and around your ass.  I have met a number of ladies in porn that swear they have "ass-gasms", the anal equivalent of an orgasm that relies not on the clitoris but the millions of nerve endings surrounding the anus.  Such gals may be called freaky but the bottom line is that they are great bed buddies even when they want push the limits of those they sleep with along side of their own advanced sexuality.  From those that enjoy a technical DP (my penis inside either the pussy or ass while a penetrative toy is in the other hole) or ladies that get steamy playing the rusty trombone to those that seek to get their male partner on the receiving end of things, there are a whole lot of...Read the entire review

When my girl set her sights on the Lacey Heart Desire jelly vibe, she literally grabbed it and ran into the bedroom. Before snagging it from my hands I did manage to inspect the construction of the toy. A little over 8" from end to end the vibe is made out of soft, non-toxic, phthalate-free PVC. What separates the Lacey Heart Desire from other vibes is the flexibility. The vibe is stiff, yet highly flexible. It actually feels like it has a rigid core surrounded by plenty of soft, pliable rubber. I should also mention that the package says that the Lacey Heart Desire is waterproof, but we never did get it into the tub. Also, rounding out the unique features are dozens of heart-shaped bumps to provide that extra dash of pleasure.

Pop in two AA batteries and you're ready to roll! You can easily adjust the vibration from a slow rumble to a 5.0 on the rickter scale.

As ...Read the entire review

Boasting that it would allow the user to "reach levels you never though possible" while you "discover the most erogenous zone of all," I figured I was in for a treat.  But after using this toy, I found that the experience was slightly enhanced, but not as mind-blowing as expected.

Packaging

Doc Johnson's Pro-Pal for Men arrives in a clean, visually attractive white plastic box with the jet black toy visible though a same-shaped window.   Sporting the above quotes on the front, the box front also says  that it "massages the scrotum & balls while stimulating the prostate."  This is semi-contradicted on the side ...Read the entire review

Doc Johnson, one of the leading producers of adult toys, has really been making a name for themselves when it comes massage oils and lubricants. Their latest product, Drip, is sure to receive attention from horny adults nationwide. The first thing I noticed about the new Drip line of silicone lubricants is the incredibly variety of scents/flavors. I received the unscented, sexy (cherry vanilla), spicy (gingerbread), and sweet honeysuckle). They smell exactly like you would expect, but my one concern is that the scent might be a little too strong. They came wrapped in several players of plastic and I could actually smell them through the packaging! When I opened the bottles needless to say the scent got even stronger. Unless you really enjoy the scent you bought you might be a bit turned off; this is why I highly recommend you just buy the unscented.

Other than the unique scents, Drip also com...Read the entire review

Up for review today is a pair of White Gypsy organic massage oils from Doc Johnson. Available in two scents (Jasmine and Ginger), they come in handy 6oz pump bottles. The first thing you'll notice about the oils is the smell - and I mean smell! While I'm all for a nice smelling massage oil, the aroma these give off is so strong it's almost a turn off. After a full body massage there was practically a cloud hovering in the bedroom. Doc Johnson should really change the formulas for future production runs.

With the major problem already addressed, I'll now talk about what I like about this product. In the past I've found many massage oils leave you feeling greasy and slimy; thankfully that's not the case with the White Gypsy oils. They actually leave the skin feeling supple and moisturized. That's definitely something all users will be grateful for. Other than that they're pretty much your typic...Read the entire review

IT'S LIKE THE GIANT COCK OF LESBIAN DOOM

When the Mr. Marcus Vac-U-Lock Cock and Harness came in the mail, I was fucking floored. That's one huge cock. I showed it off around Castle Incognito and that's all anyone could say. Then, when I showed it to my assistant, Terra...she wasn't having it. I told her that we have to review it and she caved. That's when I got to find out what she looks like with a dick.

MR. MARCUS LIVES IN YOUR GIRL'S PANTS

Terra really got into wearing the cock and harness around. The dog (Canus Incognitus) thought the fake dick was a chew toy and kept trying to jump on her. Needless to say, the dog was kicked out of the room and the action began. Terra slipped...Read the entire review

FUCK THAT ASS!

Five minutes into pounding the personal ass fluffer, I was feeling down. My enjoyment of this sex toy peaked at the moment of insertion. There are no contours to the ass and nothing to stimulate. You will just keep slamming your cock into plastic over and over again. Doesn't that sound like fun?

IT'S LIKE NED BEATTY, JUST WITHOUT THE SQUEALING

If you were expecting something great from the fake ass, then you're getting nothing. It's just a sheathe to fuck. The lube doesn't make any difference, which is nice. This was the only fluffer that didn't have that odd smell to it. But, shouldn't an ass smell? No. That would be too much. <...Read the entire review

WRAP A FAKE MOUTH AROUND YOUR COCK

The Mr. Marcus Personal Fluffer Succulent Mouth is an odd sex toy. Sure, it works on the basic level of being a hole to cram your cock. But, there needs to be something past that. You need to feel a reason for stuffing your cock into that tiny mouth.

My reason was the stack of porn discs that I had to review and the fact that I had to cram my dick into this fluffer thing. Needless to say, it worked a lot better than the pussy. It felt smoother and the bubble problem with the material had gone away. But, was that it?

MR. MARCUS'S PERSONAL FLUFFER SURE HAS A TINY MOUTH

The tiny mouth on this toy caused similar problems that I faced with t...Read the entire review