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         <title>Three Cheers For B J U</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/36620/sharon-thorpe-three-cheers-for-b-j-u/</link>
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               <p><p style="text-align: left;"><em>1973, 54 minutes plus extras</em></p><p style="text-align: left;"><em>No director credit.</em></p><p style="text-align: left;"><em>With: Sharon Thorpe, Linda Lovewhip, Kitty, Michelle, Sherry, Suzette, others.</em></p><p>&amp;nbsp;</p><p style="text-align: left;">VCX went deep, deep into the vaults (or in the dirt behind the vault walls) for this short, grainy celluloid film from the early &amp;rsquo;70s that will hold very tenuous appeal for two fan factions: those who love hairy pussies and those interested in <em>anything </em>from porn&amp;rsquo;s formative years. Long-haired, pale-skinned bespectacled hippie chick Sharon Thorpe is the only performer here who went on to have a substantial smut career (her credits extended to the late &amp;rsquo;80s), but she and the half dozen other actors on view are forgotten to time &amp;ndash; and were anonymous to begin with in...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/36620/sharon-thorpe-three-cheers-for-b-j-u/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Sex Slaves of Satan 2</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/35641/sex-slaves-of-satan-2/</link>
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               <p><b>The Movie:</b><br /> <p style="text-align: justify;">VCX has a pretty sizeable library of classic filth so it's not surprising to see them reach into those vaults from time to time and repackage some of that material in compilation form - which is exactly what they've done with this release, the sensationally titled <i>Sex Slaves Of Satan</i>. Keep in mind that the occult and supernatural cinema were a big deal in the seventies, with hits like <i>The Exorcist</i> and <i>The Omen</i> raking in assloads of cash and whenever a trend proves profitable, it stands to reason that a pornographic cash in will soon follow. That said, this is a decent collection of clips from some of VCX's classics - but rarely do any of the clips have anything remotely resembling an occult twist (scene one and scene six being the exceptions to that rule). Some of them are a bit on the rough side and maybe a bit kinky, but the...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/35641/sex-slaves-of-satan-2/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Superstars of Porno Vol. 1</title>
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               <p><p><b>The Movie:</b></p> <p style="text-align: justify;">VCX/Cal Vista's aptly titled <i>The Superstars Of Porno Volume One</i> is a pretty decent collection of clips taken from the company's extensive library of vintage adult films made in the early eighties. They've lined up a pretty rock solid roster of talent here, as a quick look through the scene break down will prove, but those expecting the context that a feature can provide for the sex will be disappointed. Still, as a primer or for those looking for some quick and easy spank material from the golden age of smut, it's not a bad offering at all. So without further ado...</p> <p style="text-align: justify;"><b>Scene 1 - Kay Parker And Jon Martin:</b> When this scene starts, the original MILF is in a bed with a cock crammed down her throat. Her partner gets on his back an once she's done sucking him off she climbs on top of him and rids him cowgi...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/35640/bridgette-monet-superstars-of-porno-vol.-1/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>.. And Then Came Eve</title>
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               <p><p><b>The Movie:</b></p><p>There isn't much of a story of <i>And Then Came Eve</i>, a feature directed by Jim Harn in 1979, but the film isn't short on that weird late seventies atmosphere that so many of us know and love. The film follows the titular Eve (played by Anne Task) and her best friend Gloria (Olga Davis) as they engage in various sexual escapades. Their first adventure finds the duo in need of some action and so they call for a pizza. The delivery guy, Ed, shows up and Gloria forces him to go down on Eve at gun point. He obliges, fearing for his life, and then Eve pushes him over to the couch where she rides him cowgirl and reverse. Ed pulls out and blows his load, but Gloria isn't done with him, taking him into her mouth, sucking him until he's hard again, and then letting him fuck her doggy style. Ed fingers Eve a bit and after Ed fucks Gloria missionary style he pulls out and drops a mon...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/35609/..-and-then-came-eve/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Afternoon Tease</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/35559/donna-young-afternoon-tease/</link>
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               <p><p><b>The Movie:</b></p> <p style="text-align: justify;">Directed by the mysterious Charleton Roberts in 1976 for the ubiquitous Videoblue Productions, <i>Afternoon Tease</i> isn't exactly the epitome of a star studded seventies porno movie extravaganza. In fact, it's not very good at all, and it just barely qualifies are pornography. That said, if you're into the camp value that the adult films of the era can often provide, you might find enough to enjoy about this oddball film to make it worth checking out. But yeah, if you're after it for its erotic content and are hoping for wall to wall close up balling shots, keep on walking, you won't find that here.</p> <p style="text-align: justify;">The film is set inside a fancy manor house owned by a rich bitch named Mrs. Van Updyke, (Casey Lorrain) who seems to get off on talking down to her butler, Jeeves, (Pete Dawson). The rest of her employees, or at l...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/35559/donna-young-afternoon-tease/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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               <p><p><b>The Movie:</b></p> <p style="text-align: justify;">Directed by the late, great Henri Pachard, <i>Nasty Girls</i>, a shot on film feature from 1983, starts off with a woman named Joan (Sharon Kane) agreeing to shave her snatch for her boyfriend, Al (R. Bolla). We get a good look at Ms. Kane getting rid of the hair down there (while some conga drums pummel us on the soundtrack) and once she's nice and bald, Al bends her over and shows her who the boss is by fucking her from behind. He pounds away and then she sucks his cock in the shower stall for a few. Once they're both good and ready he finishes this strong opening scene by shooting a load all across Kane's lovely set of tits. Al's a complete asshole, however, as once he's had his way with her he tells her that he's leaving her for his boss' niece. You see, she's inherited the company that employs him and he figures this is a great opportunity f...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/35507/joanna-storm-nasty-girls/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>The Senator's Daughter</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/35444/john-holmes-the-senators-daughter/</link>
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               <p><p><b>The Movie:</b></p> <p style="text-align: justify;">Produced by 'Wuldo Gebt' for Metro in 1978 and directed by the ubiquitous Don Flowers (shockingly, this film is his only known directorial credit), <i>The Senator's Daughter</i> finds new life on home video thanks to the efforts of VCX and the Cal Vista Classics line, who continue to dig deep into the wells of porno's past to offer up interesting oddities from the golden age of dirty movies. Now not all of them are winners, in fact, some should have probably stayed deep in the bottom of the well from which they came, but <i>The Senator's Daughter</i> has got some serious star power behind it in the form of the curvaceous Leslie Bovee and lovely Linda West. If that weren't enough, John Holmes and his legendary 'third leg' also star. And for those keeping score, the film also stars Linda Moteurmuth and Buff Lesbos - two of classic porn's finest and...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/35444/john-holmes-the-senators-daughter/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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               <p><p><b>The Movie:</b></p><p>The third and final film in the <i>Aunt Peg</i> series was directed by Anthony Spinelli under the Wes Brown alias and it once again stars the late Juliet Anderson in the role that made her famous, the lusty Aunt Peg. Shot by ace smut lenser Jack Remy, like the two films that preceded it this final entry is a fairly classy affair and it lets the MILF-tastic Miss Anderson strut her stuff with flair.</p><p>The film almost plays like a greatest hits album, with Peg once again playing the wealthy movie producer unashamed to use the casting couch at her discretion. When the movie begins, she's being ushered in by helicopter, zipping past the MGM Studios lot while the opening credits, which contain a lot of alias', appear on screen. Once she gets out of the chopper, we cut to the bedroom where we see her getting it on with Herschel Savage. She rides him cowgirl style and then stroke...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/35429/juliet-anderson-aunt-pegs-fulfillment/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Aunt Peg Ultimate MILF</title>
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               <p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Genre</span>: Vintage porn retrospective, MILF  <br /><br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Director:</span> Various <br /><br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Length: </span>1:42 <br /><br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Date of Production:</span> Various&amp;nbsp; <br /><br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Extras:</span> Vintage&amp;nbsp;Trailers, Photo Gallery, Superstar Tribute (5 minutes of clips of stars<br />having sex), and Bonus Scenes&amp;nbsp;from Aunt Peg and Aunt Peg's Fulfillment <br /><br style="font-weight: bold;" /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Condoms:</span> No <br /><br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Audio/Video:</span> All filmed and the quality is reflective of the times and technology, but all in all pretty good. Some scenes were rather dark and hard to make out details. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cast</span>:...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/35362/john-holmes-aunt-peg-ultimate-milf/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/34802/kiara-diane-stripped-a-confessional/</link>
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         <title>Debbie Does Dallas: 30th Anniversary</title>
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               <p><b>The Movie:</b><p>There are two porno movies that everyone, even your grandparents, has heard of. The first is <i>Deep Throat</i>, a movie that ushered in the era of porno chic and broke down so many walls in American society that to list them all would require a completely different piece of writing than this review will allow for. The second, and the focus of this two disc set from VCX, is <i>Debbie Does Dallas</i>. While this is hardly a great film or a particularly original film, it does have a certain charm and an interesting mystery that surrounds it in the form of its leading lady, Bambi Woods, who is either dead or living under a different name somewhere out there (if you're reading this, let us know what happened to you!). At the time that this movie was made, 1978 to be precise, the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders were the hottest thing in all of America. It didn't matter how the football team d...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/34445/debbie-does-dallas-30th-anniversary-definitive-collectors-edition/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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               <p><b>The Movie:</b><p>&amp;nbsp;</p><p>Directed by Bob Mason  in 1981, this feature starts out with a dude driving around New York City in a beat up sedan with a girl I can't recognize. The radio tells us that a crate of frankfurters from Brooklyn's 'Go Go Weiner Company' were contaminated by some Spanish Fly, meaning that a lot of women will get horny if they eat hot dogs. While they're driving around a brunette is cleaning her kitchen when the grocery delivery guy arrives. He's got a pony tail and a moustache and she's got a bottle of lube so he drops his pants and she gives him a blowjob while he grins like a psychopath. Judging by his 'erect factor' he's a good actor, however, but soon enough they're on the floor making out and we assume they're fucking - the camera work isn't so hot though so it's hard to say for sure. The narrator tells us she sucked him hard but the camera don't lie kids. Oh, ther...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/34086/night-of-the-spanish-fly/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>This Lady Is A Tramp</title>
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               <p><em>1980, 78 minutes       <br />Genre: Feature film       <br />Director: Chuck Vincent       <br />With: Samantha Fox, Gloria Leonard, R. Bolla, Merle Michaels, Veri Knotty, Ron Jeremy, Bobby Astyr, Ron Hudd, Frank Adams, others</em><br /><br />&amp;nbsp; <br />New York filmmaker Chuck Vincent created some of the more ambitious porn of the late 1970s and early '80s, well-produced shot-on-film efforts with an emphasis on plot and character. <strong>"Tramp"</strong> -- that's the actual onscreen title, not "This Lady Is a Tramp," as the DVD box and the posters of the time bill it -- is a representative effort. Vincent did dramas, like "Games Women Play" and "Roommates," as well as comedies, and "Tramp" falls campily into the latter category. <br /><br />&amp;nbsp; <br />Petite brunette Samantha Fox, a Vincent regular in such favorites as "Bad Penny," "Jack and Jill" and "Bon Appetit," stars as golddigg...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/34039/samantha-fox-this-lady-is-a-tramp/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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               <p><em>1981, 98 minutes     <br />Genre: feature film     <br />Director: Anthony Spinnelli     <br />Cast: John Leslie, Richard Pacheco, Chelsea Manchester, Holly McCall, Misty Regan, Erica Boyer, Raven Turner, George Spelvin (Anthony Spinnelli)     <br /></em><br />&amp;nbsp; <br />The feature film <strong>"Nothing to Hide"</strong> was a big&amp;nbsp;award winner back in 1981 and it's easy to see why, especially when the movie is viewed from the standpoint of our current age of gonzo/gynecological porn. It succeeds in all the traditional film elements: writing, directing, editing, scoring, cinematography and especially acting. <strong>John Leslie</strong> and <strong>Richard Pacheco</strong> receive top billing (when was the last time you saw two men get their names above the title in a straight porn film?) as, respectively, swinging ladies' man Jack and his slow-witted but sweet buddy Lenny (as in "Of...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/33969/chelsea-manchester-nothing-to-hide/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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               <p><p><em>1979, 79 minutes         <br />Genre: feature film         <br />Director: Anthony Spinelli         <br />Cast: Jesie St. James, Desiree Cousteau (billed as Desiree Clearbranch), Laurien Dominique, Georgina Spelvin; Richard Pacheco (billed as Dewey Alexander), Mike Horner (billed as Johnny Wilson), Anthony Spinelli (billed as George Spelvin), Dan Howard, Ken Scudder (billed as Grant Stockton), Ronald Davis</em>  <br />  <br />&amp;nbsp;     <br />It's back to the vaults for this classic from the era immortalized in "Boogie Nights," the 1970s, a time when porn makers strove for respectability via scripted features shot on film and edited and scored to resemble "real" movies. <strong>"Easy"</strong> is the sort of class smut that played in high-end porn palaces in Times Square and other red-light districts, with its star, Jesie St. James, prominently billed in posters and on marquees.     <br />  ...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/33915/jessie-st.-james-easy/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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               <p><b>The Movie:</b><p><p>Awww..... classic smut. You've gotta love it. Back when porno movies had a 'plot' and weren't afraid to cast decidedly unsexy people in lead roles, often times basing their casting choices on ability and enthusiasm more than looks. Enter exhibit A, <i>Expose Me Now</i>, a film directed by Joe Sherman in 1983 for Metro, now on DVD to live again thanks to the efforts of VCX and Calvsita.</p><p>The movie starts Herschel Savage and Ron Jeremy as Shane and Abel respectively, a pair of twin brothers who run into trouble when a rich uncle dies and leaves everything to Shane, with Abel left completely empty handed. In order to get his full inheritance, however, Shane has to follow a set of rules laid out by the dead uncle in his will - he has to dress up like a boy scout and wander around town helping anyone he can from 6am until 9am with a patch on his chest that says 6-9 (Get it? Cleve...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/33796/lynx-canon-expose-me-now/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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               <p><p><strong>Genre:</strong> Feature</p><p><strong>Director:</strong> Bob Vosse</p><p><strong>Cast:</strong> Angel, Kay Parker, Lilli Marlene, Lynx Cannon, Jamie Gillis, Danny Mann, Nick Niter, Blair Harris, John Toland (non-sex role)</p><p><strong>Length:</strong> 81 minutes</p><p><strong>Date of Production:</strong> 1985</p><p><strong>Extras:</strong> There are four bonus scenes. They are <em>Eruption, Suzie Superstar, Sex The Hard Way, </em>and<em> Perfect Partners</em>. The four trailers included on this dvd are <em>Eruption, Extreme Facials, Suzie Superstar, </em>and<em> Bacchanale</em>. A slide show is also included.</p><p><strong>Condoms:</strong> None</p><p><strong>Audio/Video Quality:</strong> One must take into account that this movie was made in 1986. The audio and video qualities are good. It's not difficult to hear the dialogue. The video is quite good. It has been cleaned up well. Angel loo...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/33732/kay-parker-too-hot-to-touch/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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               <p><b>The Movie:</b><p><p>An early shot on video porno with a plot, 1983's <i>Erotic Express</i> doesn't have anything to do with trains so much as it does with a girl trying to get her hot eighteen year old sister laid. When the movie begins, curvy Bunny Bleu is hanging out by a convenience store where she's enjoying the weather and sucking rather provocatively on the popsicle she's just purchased. She rides around on her bike for a bit and eventually gets back home where she sees her sister, played by lovely Rene Summers, and her boyfriend, played by one 'Lawrence Hardwood,' spending some quality alone time on the couch. As Bunny spies through the window at them, Rene gives her man a pretty serious blowjob. Once he's warmed up and ready to go, they lay on their sides and spoon fuck for a bit.</p><p>The next day, Bunny heads to the zoo with Rene and Lawrence and Lawrence's younger brother, played by none...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/33692/bunny-bleu-erotic-express/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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               <p><b>The Movie:</b><p><p>Olinka Hardiman, better known to North American smut connoisseurs as Marilyn Lamour, was a French actress who might be best known for her starring role in <i>Emmanuelle Goes To Cannes</i>. She made a string of European hardcore films before retiring in 1990 and her claim to fame was that she was a Marilyn Monroe lookalike. The resemblance is definitely there, and that's played up in this 1983 French XXX film, <i>Call Girl</i>, directed by Andrei Feher (who is credited on screen as Andrew Whyte).</p><p>When this Swedish import starts off, an undercover cop busts a young woman for prostitution. From there we cut to a couple hanging out on a couch. They play around a bit, kiss, and then she bends over and gets fucked doggy style. The girl is a cute freckled brunette, the guy has a tattoo of what looks to be a muscleman flexing on his left bicep. A man (Gabril Pontello) claiming to b...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/33657/marilyn-lamour-call-girl/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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               <p><b>The Movie:</b><p>&amp;nbsp;</p><p>"Hollywood has <i>The Exorcist</i>, porn has <i>Angel Above And The Devil Below</i>." So says the packaging on the back of this VCX/Cal Vista Classic DVD release at least, and it's not an unfair comparison to make, really, as this 1975 effort from director Dominic Bolla (likely a pseudonym as he has no other credits to his name) was obviously influenced by the success of William Friedkin's box office smash made just prior.</p><p>The film tells the story of a teenage girl named Randy (Linda York) who lies in bed one night reading 'The Necronomicon' (the packaging puzzlingly describes this as an 'erotic book') while her mother and the handyman, played by Robert Bedford and curvy brunette Starlyn Simone, get it on rather loudly in the next room. Bedford, sporting a nice 'BOB' tattoo on his arm, eats Simone out and then she gives him head. He gets on top of her and fuck...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/33593/rene-bond-angel-above-and-the-devil-below/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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               <p><p><strong>Genre:</strong> Classic Feature</p><p><strong>Director:</strong> Bob Vosse</p><p><strong>Cast:</strong> Angel, Kay Parker, Lili Marlene, Eva Housman, John Leslie, Jamie Gillis, R. Bolla, Rod Grant, Dann Man, Aaron Stuart</p><p><strong>Length:</strong> 82 minutes</p><p><strong>Date of Production:</strong> 1986</p><p><strong>Extras:</strong> There are four bonus scenes. They are Eruption, Suzie Superstar, Sex The Hard Way, and Please Don't Stop. There are also some cover artwork. The four trailers included on this dvd are Eruption, Extreme Facials, Suzie Superstar, and Bacchanale.</p><p><strong>Condoms:</strong> None</p><p><strong>Audio/Video Quality:</strong> One must take into account that this movie was made in 1986. The audio and video qualities are good. It's not difficult to hear the dialogue. The video is hazy at times, but, overall, it is fairly good for the most part. It has been clea...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/33588/angel-i-three-faces-of-angel/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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               <p><p><b>The Movie:</b></p><p>Filmed entirely on location in Hawaii, Stanley Kiran's 1978 potboiler, <i>Eruption</i>, stars John Holmes and Leslie Bovee as a pair of schemers who take out an insurance policy on Leslie's husband without him knowing about it. Their plan? To knock him off so that Leslie can get the cash and split the loot fifty-fifty. You see, Holmes is a corrupt insurance salesman and Leslie is a gold digger so they make a good team. The only problem is how to kill the poor bastard off, and who's going to do it? They set into motion an overly complicated plan where Holmes doubles for Bovee's husband and intentionally and very visibly falls off of a boat and pretends to drown, so that the witnesses will see his death as an accident. With that out of the way with, they can get down to actually murdering the poor sod and then live happily ever after on the pay off.</p><p>Of course, nothing goe...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/33580/eric-evol-eruption/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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               <p><p><b>The Movie:</b></p><p>When the film begins, Uta Erickson is laying in bed, dreaming of what it's hard to say. We hear her heart start to pump harder and harder as she sees herself leaning against a white wall. She sees a couple sitting on a bed, their faces covered in some strange scribbling. She approaches them but walks away to watch them make out. The couple start to go at it as the musical strings swirl on the soundtrack. They move into a sixty-nine and after a few minutes of that she rides him cowgirl style, Uta moving closer and then back away from them, intrigued but unsure if she should join in with them or not. The couple role over and he fucks her missionary style and once he ejaculates, Uta flees the room in terror.</p><p>She runs outside and finds herself on a fire escape. Looking straight down she sees a red dot. Uta carefully walks down the stairs and as she does her clothing changes...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/33566/uta-erickson-bacchanale/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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               <p><p><b>The Movie:</b></p><p>To many fans of vintage smut, actress Juliet Anderson, a lean blonde sex machine who was an adult cinema mainstay in the seventies and eighties, will always be known as 'Aunt Peg' thanks to her starring role in the film of the same name (and it's two sequels). Anderson was 'discovered' by the legendary Alex De Renzy who used her for the first time in <i>Pretty Peaches</i> at the age of 39 but it was director Wes Brown who made her famous in the role she remains known for to this day.</p><p>When the film begins, John Holmes is sucking on Donna Hart's tits. Peg Norton tells them to cut for lunch, much to John's dismay. The cast and crew take off, and John gets back to business. Cut to Peg who is all business. She's wanting to talk to the production designer about some issues while John and Donna are quietly getting it on in the other room. Meanwhile, Peg and Mike Horner are in ...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/33562/serena-aunt-peg/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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               <p><p><b>The Movie:</b></p><p>When the movie begins, Abigail Clayton, playing a nineteen year old wannabe actress named Thomasina, and her boyfriend Ken Scudder are fooling around. He throws her onto the bed and fucks her missionary style, while the credits play out over top of them. Ken licks at her pussy a bit and they move into a sixty-nine and then she rides him reverse cowgirl style until he blows his load onto her mound. They lay in bed, he tells her what a wild chick she is, and he proposes to her but she declines. After they talk about her career, he heads off to the office.</p><p>Abigail takes a nice leisurely bike ride and winds up and Clair Dia's place. They talk and then strip down and make out with each other. Abigail eats her out and then sits on Clair's face so that she can return the oral favors. Once they've made one another come, they talk about how to get into movies, which is Abigail's...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/33561/annette-haven-naked-afternoon/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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