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         <title>Merry Fucking XXXMas</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/36774/liss-white-merry-fucking-xxxmas/</link>
         <pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2011 17:42:27 CST</pubDate>
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               <b class="first"><i>Rent It.</i></b>
               <p><p>"Merry Fucking XXXMas" is an odd porno, and that's not particularly a bad thing. After suffering through "The Nutcracker porn" I saw through "Merry Fucking XXXmas" convinced I would see more of the same garbage. But in actuality I saw something so much more interesting. This really can't be classified as mature porn, but it sure does have a little bit of everything for everyone. Sometimes older women get fucked by young men, sometimes older men fuck younger women, and sometimes it's just straight up gorgeous women fucking or gettin fucked by men their own age. The first segment took me by surprise as Izida is an older woman cleaning up a living room as three muscular African American gentlemen donning Santa hats (so I guess this counts as a christmas porno then? Very lazy) are trying to figure out what to do and look over at Izida.</p><p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://www.xcritic.com/i...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/36774/liss-white-merry-fucking-xxxmas/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>The Nutcracker - A XXX Parody</title>
         <category>Adult DVD</category>
         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/36693/the-nutcracker---a-xxx-parody/</link>
         <pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 06:48:44 CST</pubDate>
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               <b class="first"><i>Skip It.</i></b>
               <p><p>Wow, when they say a movie is called the Nutcracker, they really mean it, don't they? Never have I seen such an unarousing bit of amateur porn since White Ghetto Films "Nutcracker Parody." I'm not even sure you can call this a nutcracker parody as it's really just a bunch of pasted on scenes of badly choreographed and poorly made fuck scenes that do nothing to arouse the audience. Unless you're the type of guy that gets off on watching a woman beat the crap out of a guy's genitals over and over, I don't see what value this has for anyone. Again people are probably saying "It's called the Nutcracker, what did you think they'd do?" How about entertain?</p><p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://www.xcritic.com/img/nutcrackerxxx_0.png" alt="" width="400" height="273" /></p><p>"The Nutcracker A XXX Parody" is so awful, and so painfully annoying that it fails in being remotely funny or even remot...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/36693/the-nutcracker---a-xxx-parody/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Sperm Bank Bitches 2</title>
         <category>Adult DVD</category>
         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/36276/sperm-bank-bitches-2/</link>
         <pubDate>Sat, 16 Oct 2010 06:20:24 CDT</pubDate>
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               <b class="first"><i>Skip It.</i></b>
               <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Genre:</span></span> Cumshots<br /><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Director:</span></span> Uncredited<br /><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cast:</span></span> Uncredited<br /><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Date of Production:</span></span> 2007<br /><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Length:</span></span> 1 hr. 29 mins.<br /><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Audio/Video:</span></span> The audio is really good during the scenes, but it is loud at some points in the menu selection screens. The video has an excellent quality about it, and is presented in a fullscreen ratio/format.<br /><br /><sp...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/36276/sperm-bank-bitches-2/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>We Wanna Gangbang Your Sister</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/35878/devin-rae-we-wanna-gangbang-your-sister/</link>
         <pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2010 08:40:20 CDT</pubDate>
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               <b class="first"><i>Rent It.</i></b>
               <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Genre:</span></span> 18+ Teens, Gangbang<br /><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Director:</span></span> Unspecified<br /><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cast:</span></span> Devin Rae, Taylor Thomas<br /><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Date of Production:</span></span></span> 1/31/08, 1/31/09<br /><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Length:</span></span> 1 hr. 8 mins.<br /><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Audio/Video:</span></span> The audio has good clarity, but I don't think it's digital. The video has a decent quality about it, and is in fullscreen. It...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/35878/devin-rae-we-wanna-gangbang-your-sister/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Violation of My Boyfriend's Ass, 4 The</title>
         <category>Adult DVD</category>
         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/35081/violation-of-my-boyfriends-ass-4-the/</link>
         <pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 06:08:53 CST</pubDate>
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               <b class="first"><i>Skip It.</i></b>
               <p><div style="text-align: center;"><b><img border="0" alt="" src="/admin/SPAW/spaw2/uploads/images/55/vi1.jpg" /></b><br /><br /> </div><b><br />The Violation of my Boyfriend's Ass #4                                                                                                               </b> <p> <b><a href="http://www.xcritic.com/reviews/read.php?ID=">White Ghetto Films</a></b></p> <p> <b>Genre:  </b>Female Domination (Femdom)                                                                                                               </p> <p style="text-align: center;"> <b><img border="0" alt="" src="/admin/SPAW/spaw2/uploads/images/55/vi2.jpg" /></b></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><b>Go Get It Baby!<br /></b></p> <p><b>Director:  </b><a href="http://www.xcritic.com/reviews/read.php?ID=">Unlisted</a> </p> <p> <b>Cast:  </b>Daria Glower, Cynthia Vellens, Denisa, Eliss White; uncredited males   ...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/35081/violation-of-my-boyfriends-ass-4-the/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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