Genre: She-male, solo masturbation

Cast:Lucia, Jesica, Larissa Bundchen, Ariane Feitosa, Camila Lins, Domy, Shayanne, Dalila Oliveira, Erika Fontana, Deisy, Victoria

Director: Nacho Vidal

Feature Length: 163 mins.

Date of Production:1/6/06

Review:She-males return to the house!

Unfortunately for you she-male lovers out there, House of She-Males #3 continues the series theme of solo masturbation scenes only. I mean, they're willing to strip completely and jack off until they cum, but can't be bothered to have sex with anyone? Why even be a she-male!

Ok, insensitivity aside, the production is again entirely in Spanish. Director Nacho Vidal has she-males get naked in a hotel room or bungalow somewhere, there's some whispered directions back and forth between the two of them, he has them do a thing or two with their bodies (adjusting their ti...Read the entire review

Genre: Straight / MILF

Cast:Lilliana Monroe, Kitty Lee, Misty Santino, Alex Dane, Heather Zatch

Director:Mario Cassini

Feature Length: 134 mins.

Condoms:None

Date of Production:10/2005

Review:The MILF genre might be getting a little out of control. At this point we're getting to where it's simply any woman who's had a child, and quite frankly, that's pretty much what the porn industry was to begin with. The whole MILF tag was supposed to indicate older women, say your friend's mother, who is still definitely doable. But now it just seems as if anyone who's been knocked up gets counted for these kinds of releases.

Case in point: Mother Fucker 4. The only real criteria it seems these ladies had to meet was that they'd had kids at some point. Some of them appear to have JUST had children not long before this production. I'm not sa...Read the entire review

Genre: Squirting

Cast:Jessica Jammer, Victoria Lan, Cherry Poppens, Joselyn Pink, Erin Moore

Director:Mario Cassini

Feature Length: 137 mins.

Condoms:None

Date of Production:10/2005

Review:The POV genre can be hit and miss. Sometimes it's just a gimmicky name slapped on the box without much meaning at all. Other times it can indicate some truly intimate and passionate fuck scenes.

Each of the scenes in Squirt For Me POV 4 follows a simple formula: there's some simple banter to start with, the girl masturbates until she squirts, then sucks the cameraman's cock, there's some sex, and then they swallow a load of his cum as he jerks off in their mouths (or take a blast to the face if he doesn't get there in time). Just like our everyday sex lives, right?

In the first scene, blonde cutie Jessica Jammer doesn't take long to squirt but...Read the entire review

Genre: Transsexual

Cast:Noelio, Shaky, Pamela, Sofia, Tracy

Feature Length: 127 mins.

Condoms:Yes

Date of Production: 10/2005

Review: Road Trip just means that there'll be no English speaking transsexuals in this production. Where are they?!

Anyway, scene one begins with dude ordering up a tranny from an escort service. He gets Noelio, who is a little manly in the face but her body is well done. She immediately goes to work on his cock, putting most ladies to shame with her deep throating abilities. Dude licks her ass for a moment before slamming his dick inside her ass as she's bent over a table. They go missionary and she just barely gets hard before cumming all over her stomach. He then cums on her tits after a brief blowjob.

The next dude has found Shaky...Read the entire review

Genre: Lesbian

Cast:
Scene 1 - Eniko, Jennifer and Katy Caro
Scene 2 - Gina B and Dorothy
Scene 3 - Cayenne, Pellenia and Leaua Black
Scene 4 - Nancy Sunset and Crystal
Scene 5 - Maria and Anastasia

Feature Length: 136 mins.

Directed By:Tony Vidson

Date of Production:7/2005

Review:I love me some lesbians, but I'm not a fan of wonky named Euro girls who are only in the scene for the cash and make you aware of it. Hopefully this will not be like that.

Scene one starts with three girls in some sort of medical office, where the dark haired girl is in hot lingerie and is being examined by a hot blonde nurse as the third girl does administrative work in the background. Hard yet? There's some Euro-English in there as the nurse goes down on the patient. Cue the ridiculous fake moaning. They all paw at each other for a while, not conveyin...Read the entire review

Genre: Transsexual

Cast:Anahi, Celeste, Coterina, Jessica and Pamela

Feature Length: 128 mins.

Condoms:Yes

Date of Production: 10/2005

Review: I'm not really sure of the set up here for scene number one, but dude ends up in a room with a transsexual prostitute named Anahi who's wearing some short of jeweled headdress. As expected she doesn't really speak English but she grabs his cock and it's understood what's to come next. Anahi does better with the cock than most porn starlets I've seen lately. She whips out her cock (look, just go with me on the pronouns) and dude spends A LOT of time just talking to the camera about her ass. Finally he quits yapping and slides his meat in her ass. She then rides it reverse cowgirl style. Finally they go missionary as she jacks off ...Read the entire review

Genre: Straight

Cast:Vanessa Lynn, Brea Bennett, Kaiya Lynn, Chelci, Sasha Knox, Jenna Presley

Director:Erica McLean

Feature Length: 90 mins.

Condoms:None

Date of Production:10/2005

Review:Hustler's long running Barely Legal series continues with the 55th installment. We start with Vanessa Lynn, who tells Barely Legal that her dad owns a boatyard, and when she turned 18 it became her mission to fuck every employee there. It's good to have goals. Vanessa drives up in a golf cart, oozing with confidence and practically good to go. It doesn't take long for "the only guy left she hasn't banged yet" to be all over her. He goes down on her shaved 18 year old pussy and gives some intense fingerbanging to kick things off. In return he gets a fantastic looking blowjob and then plows his cock into her awaiting pussy. After a few position ...Read the entire review

Genre: Anal

Cast:Staci Thorn, Kelly Wells, Claire Robbins

Director:Jake Malone

Feature Length: 160 mins.

Condoms:None

Date of Production2004-2005

Review:The cover promises "All Anal Gang Fucking".

Kelly Wells crawls towards us on all fours, being led on a leash. At this point let me going ahead and say that I'm not a big fan of the degradation, which is basically what's going on here. Eventually she's presented with a cock to suck, although dude insists she do it with a chain in her mouth as well. He shoves anal beads inside her, then pulls them out and puts them in her mouth. Then he violates her anally. More cock/chain sucking, bigger anal beads, further ass fucking. Anal plugs are used, then three to four guys are there to gangbang her asshole. There's some DP action as she manages to service all three cock...Read the entire review

Genre: Lesbian / Squirting

Cast:Cytheria, Annie Cruz, Flower Tucci, Angela Stone, Kami Andrews, Lani Lei, Julie Knight, Tianna Lynn, Nikki Hunter, Kelly Wells, Kat, Luci Thai, Kylie Wilde

Director:Cousin Stevie

Feature Length: 132 mins.

Condoms:None

Date of Production2004-2005

Review:Volume 13 of Cousin Stevie's Pussy Party series is a compilation of girls from previous volumes who squirt.

At first I thought I'd be able to call the action here like normal, but the random assortment of clips are edited together fast and furiously at times, making things difficult for recappers like me. And since I'm not familiar with each volume in the series (and there's no on-screen indication as to what clips come from what installment), it would be challenging to identify everyone and every scene.

Every so often they'll show one of the girls in their ...Read the entire review

Genre: Straight / Foot Fetish

Cast:Melany XXX, Naomi, Bambi, Brianna Love, Marquette Jewel, Hailey Young, Patricia Petite, Zophia, Chloe, India Summer

Director:Brandon Iron

Feature Length: 214 mins.

Condoms:None

Date of Production2004-2005

Review:There are two fetishes I'm not too sure about: armpit licking and foot fucking. Ten Little Piggies 7 is all about jacking guys off with hot girls' feet.

The film begins with Naomi blowing a pinwheel. That's not a joke. Her feet are in boots, and dude makes a Puss N Boots joke that she clearly doesn't get. She does know a lot about pigs though, as she rattles off a monologue of pig facts that baffles the camera dude. The pre-scene patter goes on far too long, before finally dude takes off her boots and they're fucking in a lawn chair. Odd transition. Anyway, that goes on for a while (N...Read the entire review

Genre: Straight / Cream Pie

Cast:Saana, Lacie Heart, Myra Luxe, Katie Ray, Annie Cruz

Director:John Strong

Feature Length: 164 mins.

Condoms:None

Date of Production:2005

Review:As Internal Discharge #2 begins, Saana is getting her ass attacked by a dude intent on biting and licking it. He whips out his dick and begins teasing her asshole with it. Then she gives him a killer blowjob. Another dude enters the scene with his cock out, and she blows him too. The new dude then slides his meat inside her from behind as she continues to slurp on the other guy's pole, and then the guys trade positions. They move to the couch where she gets some cock in her ass, then DPed. For a looooooooong time. They both cum inside her ass, and she squirts it out all over the carpet.

Lacie Heart's ass is also under attack as her scene starts. Dude g...Read the entire review

Genre: Lesbian

Cast:Cassidey, Dominica Leoni, Ebony Sinclair, Isabella Camille, Monica, Sydney Moon, Teanna Kai, Wanda Curtis

Director:Robby D.

Feature Length: 75 mins.

Condoms:None

Date of Production:4/23/01

Review:Girl World with Cassidey is a dialogue-free film featuring five lesbian pairings. The women are not clearly identified, however they're all suitably hot (if a bit too fake in places).

The action in each scene is more softcore than hard, with emphasis on caressing and fondling. There's only a hint of kissing and fingering here and there. Most of the action comes from touch. There are no toys used.

Director Robby D. is going for artistic merit in each scene, with lots of fancy sets, slow motion shots and clever cuts and fades. Things are very sensual, but you can pretty much get this level of sensuality on late night cable ...Read the entire review

Genre: Solo masturbation

Cast:Jasmine Lynn, Mia Stone, Veronica, Cameron Cain, Mandy Lee, Sasha, Cherie, Tatiami, Trista, Kristina, Cherry, Reese

Director:Antonio Rey

Feature Length: 78 mins.

Condoms:None

Date of Production:2002-2003

Review:Another installment of lucious hotties getting it on with their own hands.

Jasmine is a very Euro looking blonde who's caressing her tiny body as we begin. She strips down and starts fingering herself with some intensity. Four minutes later she stops, as does the scene.

Blonde Mia is in a bra that might be a little too small for her. So she removes it, along with the rest of her clothes. Awesome body, Mia. She caresses herself for a little while, and then that's it.

This really isn't a proper solo masturbation DVD at this point. It's more of a striptease.

Veronica's in the kitchen. She strip...Read the entire review

Genre: Lesbian

Cast:Simella & Ellis, Evelyn Lory & Tereza Ilova, Viktorie & Daria Glower, Nikol & Angelina, Jennifer & Belicia, Celine & Nika

Director:Max Candy

Feature Length: 120 mins.

Condoms:None

Date of Production:2005

Review:More Euro hotties with funky porn names are here to lust each other up a bit.

Simella & Ellis are sharing a drink in a bar. The kind of bar where no one else is around and you can dress in lingerie apparently. One's a blonde, the other dark haired. No idea who is who though. There are some vague attempts at kissing, then clothes start coming off. Both have awesome racks, which they caress, a lot. The blonde goes down on her bar friend, but in a way that suggests "I really don't eat pussy". That doesn't last long, as we cut to the blonde up on the bar, and the dark haired girl is ...Read the entire review

Genre: Straight

Cast:Nikki, Sarah, Misty, Veronica, Kathy, Puma Black

Director:Ram

Feature Length: 167 mins.

Condoms:None

Date of Production:4/2005

Review:The dude from European Mail Order Brides 6 is back and is still auditioning wannabe Americas. Each scene features a girl that dude is saying he'll marry and take back to America with him, but first he needs to see if they can perform their marital responsibilities.

Nikki, a tiny blonde dressed in pink, is the first European bride, and she continues the fine Cinemaplay tradition of being nearly shocked and offended when she sees the camera. After the patter of the scene is over, she gives him a fairly decent blowjob. He returns the favor, then fucks her on the kitchen table. Reverse cowgirl in one of the dining room chairs,...Read the entire review

Genre: Straight

Cast:Taryn Thomas, Sarah Jade, Selena Silver, Nikki Hilton, Staci Thorn

Director:Xavier Mann, Axel Braun, Tyrone Shuz

Feature Length: 106 mins.

Condoms:None

Date of Production:2005

Review:Taryn Thomas is seducing herself in the mirror as she talks dirty to us. Soon she's presented with two cocks to suck. And she does. Then one guy takes her from behind, doggy style, while she continues to suck the other dude. She rides one reverse cowgirl, then spoon, then missionary while sucking the other. She talks entirely too much during the scene (the director even tells her to shut up and suck cock at one point). She takes a sloppy double facial to end the scene.

Sarah Jade sits near a window, caressing her awesome looking tits. Some dude sneaks up behind her and takes over caressing her tits. She repays him with a blowjob. Du...Read the entire review

Genre: Straight

Cast:Liliana Ferri, Miu Lee, Maria Bellucci, Linda Shane, Natalie Brown, Vanessa

Director:Tommy Sy

Feature Length: 133 mins.

Condoms:None

Date of Production:6/05

Review:As we begin, two foreign dudes are lamenting that their cocktail waitress is taking too long with their drinks. Their waitress is Liliana Ferri, a tall blonde with too much eye makeup who's also very foreign. She invites the men to spank her ass. They accept. Seconds later she's blowing one of them as the other eats her ass. They switch, and one dude immediately starts plowing her ass. Ass to mouth follows, then it's double penetration time. After that its mostly either DP or one guy fucking her in the ass while she blows the other. They also use a banana on her pussy. In the end they take turns shooting their loads inside her ass.

Dude's giving anoth...Read the entire review

Genre: Lesbian

Cast:Stacey Silver & Carmelita, Kelly H. & Enza, Sandra Shine & Judilta, Jackie & Tori, Lianna & Lora Black

Feature Length: 104 mins.

Date of Production:2004

Review:Lots of hotties, some with funky porn names. They're all fresh faces to me though, so this should be interesting.

First up are Stacey Silver & Carmelita, two hot blondes. They're already underway as the scene begins, touching, caressing and fondling each other's hot bodies. Soon after they're taking turns licking each other's boxes, and they both get really into things. Out come the toys, and they pleasure each other with a small, clear dildo. There's some ass to mouth with the dildo. Another dildo is brought out for some DP action, but then the scene just completely ends. Huh.

Enza and Kelly H. are our second pairing. Lots of french kissing to sta...Read the entire review

Genre: Lesbian / Black

Cast:Adora & Peaches, Angel Eyes & Carmen Hayes, Candace Jackson & Christina & Destiny Deville, Ice la Fox & Stacy, Monie Devine & Jada Fire

Director:Alexander DeVoe

Feature Length: 116 mins.

Date of Production:6/2004

Review:All girls. All BLACK girls. I'm primed to love this. There's not enough color in my porn these days. This should do nicely.

First up are Monie Devine & Jada Fire. Ladies, I apologize in advance for not knowing which of you is which, as the film sadly only identifies you as a couple. One sexy lady is on the couch just twiddling her thumbs while the other is watching her from atop the staircase and posing seductively. She comes down to relieve the other girl's boredom. They go over each other's bodies then start sucking each other's tits. One of them has a fake rack, but ...Read the entire review

Genre: Straight / Big Boobs

Cast:Katie Morgan, Eva Angelina, Nadia Hilton, Alexis Amore, Brooke Haven

Director:Martin Del Toro

Feature Length: 116 mins.

Date of Production:7/17/05

Review:Who doesn't like giant knockers? For me it all depends on the woman they're attached to, and if their real or fake. That's not to say that huge fake tits are a turn off. Some fake tits are fantastic. Here's hoping though that Big Titty Woman will feature some natural gazongas though.

I'm a little confused at first. This is a Larry Flynt production, but it's made by Excessive Entertainment and distributed by VCA. Did I miss a memo?

Katie Morgan is our first big titty woman, unfortunately hers are not ones she was blessed with. She's by the side of the road somewhere, where she gets squirted by an orange water pistol filled with what appears to be baby...Read the entire review

Genre: Straight / Compilation

Cast:Nikki Dial, Alex Jordan, Melanie Moore, Bionca, Krystal, Rebecca Wild, Crystal Wilder

Feature Length: 79 mins.

Condoms:Yes

Date of Production:Various (1993-1994)

Review:Unlike my recent review of the classic compilation Deep Inside Hyapatia Lee, where I had very specific and intimate memories of its subject, I have exactly the opposite reaction to the star of Deep Inside Nikki Dial. While I certainly know who she is, I can't say I've ever seen a single thing she's done. So forgive me ahead of time if I don't share the same enthusiasm for this release.

Nikki Dial herself hosts this compilation, which is structured as an interview / retrospective of her career (interesting considering that this was a 1993 production and she worked another 3 ye...Read the entire review

Genre: Straight

Cast:Savannah, Racquel Darrian, P.J. Sparxx

Feature Length: 69 mins.

Date of Production:1992

Review:Hmmm. Well the box for this DVD clearly says the film is called The Stepsister. However, the actual title is Sinderella Part Two. It's one of those features that was shot at the same time as its predecessor, then split into two parts to completely rape the porn audience.

Having not seen the first installment (and quite frankly I didn't even know there was one, based on the box art), I'm not going to bother recapping the story here. I'll be lost enough as it is. The video is nice enough to start with a recap of the first film, but I'm too bitter at this point to forget that I've been bamboozled.

The first sex scene is with Derek Lane and Racquel Darrian intercut with another scene between Joel Lawrence and P.J. Sparxx, both ...Read the entire review

Genre: Straight / Compilation

Cast:Hyapatia Lee, Rachel Ashley, Mai Lin, Colleen Brennan, Careena Collins, Rosemarie Dunn

Feature Length: 74 mins.

Date of Production:Various (before 1995)

Review:Back when I was a teenager (before DVD and the internet), I had 2 six hour VHS tapes of porn that I'd managed to compile late at night when visiting an uncle who had one of those giant satellite dishes that got XXX channels. For a couple of years, this was basically all I had, save for Cinemax free weekends. As a typical horny teenager, you tend to get quite familiar with the porn that you do have.

So I was somewhat surprised when I popped in Deep Inside Hyapatia Lee (VCA), not to be confused with Deep Inside Hyapatia Lee (Vivid) or Deep Inside Hyapatia Lee (Buena Vista). Hyapatia is one of my all time favorite fuck stars, wholly because of th...Read the entire review

Genre: Straight

Cast:Jeanna Fine, Victoria Paris, Tiara, Nina Hartley

Feature Length: 85 mins.

Date of Production:1991

Condoms:None

Review:Ah, the classics. Sometimes you just get sick of all the modern stuff and want to head on back to the glorious days of... 1991. Back when my favorites like Victoria Paris, Jeanne Fine and Nina Hartley were in full swing. Ok, so Nina is STILL going at it but the other two have long since retired. I miss them.

The cheese video titles tell us that this is "An Henri Packard Film" which makes me laugh.

Jeanna Fine might be one of the two women on the planet that I think looks good in short hair, so seeing her here with long, black hair down to her back is a bit odd for me. Everytime I visualize her I see her with that short haircut she had for a time. This'll take a little getting used to.

So the movie begin...Read the entire review

Genre: Straight

Cast:Avy Scott, Katie Morgan, Vanessa Michaels, Taylor Kurtis, Tory Lane

Feature Length: 146 mins.

Date of Production:5/28/05

Review:The PR on the back of the DVD case sums things up much better than I ever could: Avy Scott puts her ass and mind on the line for Thomas Zupko and HUSTLER Video in what is arguably her best performance to date. Hardcore sex mixed with some of the most surreal imagery you will ever see in adult film.

Well... that sounds like something. Let's get to it.

Right away you'll realize this is no Night Trips. The director seems to be trying for a poor man's David Lynch vibe, and even that is basically shattered in the first scene as Kyle Stone attempts to channel the worst William Shatner impression. He's Avy Scott's doctor and keeps muttering something about how she lost her virginity at a bus stop, which th...Read the entire review