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         <title>Strap it On 7</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/37020/natasha-skinski-strap-it-on-7/</link>
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               <p><p style="text-align: left;">Take two girls and add one dildo, and you have the makings of the seventh entry in the Strap It On series - a series that shows that when it comes to action, who needs a man?</p><p>Featuring performers Kelly Leigh, Payton Leigh, Joclyn Stone, Eden Adams, Anita Blue, Alyssa Dior, Marley Mason, Cala Craves,&amp;nbsp;and Natasha Skinski, SIO#7 gives us&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;5 scenes of gal-on-gal action - with all of the scenes pretty much following the same routine - a little talking, a little kissing, followed by some oral, and then the strap it on and&amp;nbsp;screw each other to orgasm.&amp;nbsp; Change scene. Repeat.&amp;nbsp; That's it.</p><p style="text-align: left;">With the action being the same in each scene - it all comes down to the talent.&amp;nbsp; And while a couple of the girls are somewhat attractive, most are either butter-faced, or appear old enough to be someo...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/37020/natasha-skinski-strap-it-on-7/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Open Invitation: A Real Swingers Party in San Francisco (Blu-Ray)</title>
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               <p><p style="text-align: left;">The Blooms are a seemingly content couple - both are successful and attractive, but something is missing from their lives.&amp;nbsp; When Ms. Bloom requests sex, Mr. Bloom immediately responds that they had just done it a few days prior.&amp;nbsp; Still, they screw for what seems like just a few minutes before he is finished and she is left longing for something more.&amp;nbsp; Something, unknown to them, like their neighbors, the Angels&amp;nbsp;- who screw like rabbits in just about every imaginable position.</p><p style="text-align: left;">While out for dinner, Mr. Bloom sees&amp;nbsp;the Angels&amp;nbsp;making out near the bathroom.&amp;nbsp; They think he is cute, and soon are trying to find a way to get them involved with their kinky erotic plans.&amp;nbsp; After some drinks and a smoke, they invite the Blooms to a small get-together at a friend's home.&amp;nbsp; Thin...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/37008/ilana-rothman-open-invitation-a-real-swingers-party-in-san-francisco-blu-ray/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Before They Were Famous</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/36737/jenna-haze-before-they-were-famous/</link>
         <pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 20:10:31 CST</pubDate>
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               <p><p>Even the most famous of adult entertainers had to start somewhere, and in "Before They Were Famous" from Red Light District Video we get a chance to see 10 hot starlets in scenes where they do it all and kick-start their careers.</p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>The Feature</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><img src="http://www.xcritic.com/img/vlcsnap_62078.png" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></strong></span></p><p>First up is, IMO, the most famous of the bunch - Jenna Haze.&amp;nbsp; After some small talk about past jobs, Jenna gets down to business with some Canadian beef.&amp;nbsp; She sucks him for a bit, then lies back so he can eat her ass and pussy.&amp;nbsp; She moans in delight as he impales her with his massive tool before turning his attention to her tight ass.&amp;nbsp;...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/36737/jenna-haze-before-they-were-famous/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Forced Bi Cuckolds 8</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/36633/kacey-jordan-forced-bi-cuckolds-8/</link>
         <pubDate>Fri, 07 Jan 2011 09:40:08 CST</pubDate>
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               <p><p>Men - ever wonder what it would be like if you wife or girlfriend suddenly forced you to suck another mans cock?&amp;nbsp; For those with more than just a passing interest, Kick Ass pictures presents the eighth entry in the the Forced Bi Cuckold series.&amp;nbsp; This installment features&amp;nbsp;Maya Bazin, Kacey Jordan, and Katie Kayne as they force their men to share the tools of other men.</p><p><img style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" src="http://www.xcritic.com/img/vlcsnap_63502.png" alt="" width="400" height="225" /></p><p>The first scene has Maya and her man coming home and finding a burglar inside.&amp;nbsp; Not content to call the police, instead she proceeds to screw him while her hubby watches.&amp;nbsp; Soon, not even this is enough, and she brings her guy into the mix.&amp;nbsp; She rides the crook, pausing frequently so that he can be sucked on before hoppi...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/36633/kacey-jordan-forced-bi-cuckolds-8/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Fun Factory Smart Balls Teneo Uno</title>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 15 Sep 2010 14:51:21 CDT</pubDate>
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               <b class="first"><i>Highly Recommended.</i></b>
               <p><p align="center"><img border="0" alt="" width="216" height="216" style="WIDTH: 216px; HEIGHT: 216px" src="/admin/SPAW/spaw2/uploads/images/279/teneouno.jpg" /></p><p align="left">At first glance, the Fun Factory Small Ball Teneo Uno doesn't seem like it would do much of anything.&amp;nbsp; Looking at the packaging, the only thing you know is 1) do not insert in your nose, and 2) do not insert in your ear.&amp;nbsp; Got it.&amp;nbsp; With that said, this little guy will help the ladies tighten those inner vaginal muscles (Kegel)&amp;nbsp;- which can only mean good things for us guys, right?</p><p align="left">Using the little guy couldn't be easier.&amp;nbsp; Simply lube, insert, and squeeze.&amp;nbsp; It is that simple.&amp;nbsp; My trust assistant/wife had no problem inserting the ball - as the underside has a small indention that allows the use of a finger to gently push it in.&amp;nbsp; After that ...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/36098/fun-factory-smart-balls-teneo-uno/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Nexus Excel</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/36089/nexus-excel/</link>
         <pubDate>Tue, 14 Sep 2010 03:01:49 CDT</pubDate>
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               <p><p align="center"><img width="316" height="285" border="0" alt="" style="width: 316px; height: 285px;" src="/admin/SPAW/spaw2/uploads/images/279/excel_p-spot_specs.png" /></p> <p align="left">Add another to the group of enjoyable prostate massagers from the Nexus line.&amp;nbsp; The "Excel" is much like the "Titus" in that it features a handle, and metal ball for perineum pressure.&amp;nbsp; Where the "Excel" differs is the the shaft of the gadget is thicker, and lacks the ribbing of the "Titus".&amp;nbsp; While it reduces some of the pleasurable sensations, it by no means takes all the enjoyment away.</p> <p align="left">The height of the insertable shaft comes in at 4 inches, with the thickness at the largest point being just under 2 inches.&amp;nbsp; After properly lubing it up (along with myself), I was ready to take the plunge.</p> <p align="left">The suggestion is to use the toy while lying on my...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/36089/nexus-excel/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Nexus Titus</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/36088/nexus-titus/</link>
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               <p><p align="center"><img width="500" height="500" border="0" title="Nexus Titus" alt="" style="width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="/admin/SPAW/spaw2/uploads/images/279/nexus-titus.jpg" /></p> <p align="left">For those that enjoy prostate/anal stimulation in their sexual escapades, the Nexus Titus is just about the perfect addition to your fun.</p> <p align="left">Measuring in at just under 5 inches in length, and having a shaft circumference of 1 1/4 inches, the Titus is just the right length to hit the spot.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;The Titus also features&amp;nbsp;a ribbed shaft and pebble-shaped head&amp;nbsp; - but that isn't the only thing.&amp;nbsp; The Titus also features a rotating steel ball - providing a rolling pressure to the perineum.&amp;nbsp; This ball was my main concern, as I worried that any body hair would easily become caught.&amp;nbsp; Thankfully, this never happened.</p> <p align="left">An...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/36088/nexus-titus/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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               <p><p align="center">&amp;nbsp;</p> <p align="center"><img width="590" height="590" border="0" title="Nexus O" alt="" style="width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="/admin/SPAW/spaw2/uploads/images/279/nexuso.jpg" /></p> <p align="left">Oh. My. God.</p> <p align="left">Those were the first three words that escaped my mouth when opening up the Nexus "O" male stimulator.&amp;nbsp; After all, the device looked more like something you'd find hanging from the nose of a bull than something that would provide any sort of pleasure.&amp;nbsp; Still, being the trooper that I am - I gave it a shot.</p> <p align="left">The Nexos "O" features a roughly&amp;nbsp;1 1/2 inch curved shaft that has 2 inch balls on each end, and a third located directly in the middle.&amp;nbsp; According to the instructions, the device should be inserted so that the middle ball enters the anus while the third ball presses against the perineum.&a...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/36087/nexus-o/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Sophia's Fluttering Hummer</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/35425/sophias-fluttering-hummer/</link>
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               <p><p>They say good things come in small packages, and most of the time they are full of shit.</p> <p>But not this time.</p> <p align="center"><img width="480" height="310" border="0" alt="" style="width: 480px; height: 310px;" src="/admin/SPAW/spaw2/uploads/images/279/tmpphpTNGsNj.jpg" /></p> <p style="text-align: justify;">Sophia's Fluttering Hummer may look small, but looks (in this case) are deceiving.&amp;nbsp; Measuring just about 4 inches in length, the little bird contains a 2-inch vibrating egg and has a wired controller (powered by 2 AA batteries) that goes from mild to wild at the roll of a dial.</p> <p align="center"><img width="327" height="360" border="0" alt="" style="width: 327px; height: 360px;" src="/admin/SPAW/spaw2/uploads/images/279/tmpphp3Q92eY.jpg" /></p> <p>While most&amp;nbsp;vibrating-egg toys seem to wuss out on the vibration&amp;nbsp;output, the Fluttering Hummer delivers with ...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/35425/sophias-fluttering-hummer/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Afterglow Sex Clean up Towel</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/35424/afterglow-sex-clean-up-towel/</link>
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               <p><p>So you've just finished using your favorite toy on your partner and you both are lying there enjoying the moment you've just shared.&amp;nbsp; </p> <p>Now what?</p> <p>All good things must come to an end, and now comes the oh-so-enjoyable chore of cleaning up.&amp;nbsp; Fortunately, there is the Afterglow disposable toy cleaning wipes.&amp;nbsp;</p> <p align="center"><img border="0" alt="" width="200" height="215" style="width: 200px; height: 215px; " src="/admin/SPAW/spaw2/uploads/images/279/Afterglow.gif" /></p> <p>Packaged in a warmly-colored, resealable package - each 8 inch by 6 inch hygenic wipe removes residue from your toys and keeps them clean and ready for the next round.</p> <p>In addition to disinfectants and anti-bacterial contents, the Afterglow wipes also contain Bergamot essence to refresh and sensitize the skin - so go ahead and use them to clean yourself off as well.</p> <p>After m...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/35424/afterglow-sex-clean-up-towel/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Kayden's Frosted Ice Cock Rings</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/35146/kaydens-frosted-ice-cock-rings/</link>
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               <p><p align="center"><img border="0" alt="" width="600" height="600" style="WIDTH: 350px; HEIGHT: 350px" src="/admin/SPAW/spaw2/uploads/images/279/adamevekaydensfrostedicesiliconecockrings-ia-m-ib-m471_1168319-b-600x600.jpg" /></p><p>If you are looking for a device that keeps you harder, longer - keep looking.&amp;nbsp; While Kayden's Frosted Ice Cock Rings look like they'd be a nice addition to the bedroom toy collection, it is the build that seems suspect.</p><p align="center"><img border="0" alt="" width="350" height="350" style="WIDTH: 250px; HEIGHT: 250px" src="/admin/SPAW/spaw2/uploads/images/279/adamevekaydensfrostedicesiliconecockrings-ia-m-ib-m471_1168318-350x350.jpg" /></p><p>Made out of silicon, the ring features a series of bump that are intended to give her stimulation while keeping him hard for extended lovemaking.</p><p>Perhaps I was doing it wrong.&amp;nbsp; Then again, how many different ...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/35146/kaydens-frosted-ice-cock-rings/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>My Fantasy Girls P.O.V. #2</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/34928/ann-marie-rios-my-fantasy-girls-p.o.v.-2/</link>
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               <p><p>Every have a fantasy of getting it on with a sexy mechanic, sailor, or maid?&amp;nbsp; You can experience these erotic encounters (as well as ones featuring a ballgirl and a hula dancer) in New Sensation's "My Fantasy Girls POV #2."&amp;nbsp; For those new to this type of adult entertainment, POV stands for point-of-view - where the action is taken from a first person perspective.&amp;nbsp; Presented here are five scenes where you get the attention.</p><p align="center"><strong>The Feature</strong></p><p align="center"><img border="0" alt="" width="853" height="480" style="WIDTH: 500px; HEIGHT: 281px" src="/admin/SPAW/spaw2/uploads/images/279/vlcsnap-1130498.jpg" /></p><p>Scene 1 - Arriving in a coconut bra and grass skirt is Annmarie.&amp;nbsp; Seductively she oils herself up before removing the bra so that we can see her natural chest.&amp;nbsp; A little more oil and away goes the skirt so we can ...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/34928/ann-marie-rios-my-fantasy-girls-p.o.v.-2/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Orbit Ring Vibe</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/34926/orbit-ring-vibe/</link>
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               <p><p>Sometimes you can just look at a product and know how it is going to work, and sometimes the results surprise you.&amp;nbsp; Unfortunately, this is not one of those time.</p><p align="center"><img border="0" alt="" width="2937" height="2123" style="width: 400px; height: 289px; " src="/admin/SPAW/spaw2/uploads/images/279/P1020012.JPG" /></p><p>The Orbit Ring vibe from Cal Exotics (aka The Erection Master) consists of a soft, stretchy silicon-like ring with a extended protrusion (about an inch and a half) that hold the multi-speed micro bullet.&amp;nbsp; The design is simple, and after inserting two AA batteries, my wife and I were ready to take the plunge.</p><p align="center"><img border="0" alt="" width="2487" height="2120" style="width: 400px; height: 341px; " src="/admin/SPAW/spaw2/uploads/images/279/P1020013.JPG" /></p><p>The packaging suggests&amp;nbsp;three different ways to wear the device (e...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/34926/orbit-ring-vibe/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/34754/katja-kassin-big-butts-like-it-big/</link>
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               <p><p>Brazzers presents a collection of five scenes featuring girls that have nice, round, plump asses, and are not afraid to fill them with cock.&amp;nbsp; After a quick introduction to the female cast (which, by the way, shows off most of the hot action from the forthcoming scenes) we are ready to jumo into the meat of the release.</p><p align="center"><strong><u>The Feature</u></strong></p><p align="center"><img border="0" alt="" width="640" height="480" style="WIDTH: 400px; HEIGHT: 300px" src="/admin/SPAW/spaw2/uploads/images/279/vlcsnap-1392017.jpg" /></p><p align="left">Scene 1 - Tory Jane has her eyes on a pair of studly construction workers.&amp;nbsp; She watches them through her window as she works her fingers deep into her pussy and ass.&amp;nbsp; Once she's had enough of solo play, she heads outside to tempt the workers.&amp;nbsp; A wet t-shirt is all it takes before the trio head inside for so...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/34754/katja-kassin-big-butts-like-it-big/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/34648/cindy-dollar-real-couples/</link>
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               <p><p>From Combat Zone and director Alex Romero comes five scenes of "real" couples that feature resonably attractive talent along with some medium-heat action.&amp;nbsp; But is it enough?&amp;nbsp; Let us take a deeper look.</p><p align="center"><img height="480" border="0" width="853" alt="" style="width: 400px; height: 225px;" src="/admin/SPAW/spaw2/uploads/images/279/vlcsnap-1088472.jpg" /></p><p align="left">Cindy and Marcel kick things off with some breast-sucking on the stairs before continuing the foreplay on the sofa where she works on his cock and balls.&amp;nbsp; She lies back so that her can lick and finger her, then has him lie behind her and commence pumping.&amp;nbsp; Cindy gives more oral, then climbs upon his cock and bounces hard.&amp;nbsp; They engage in a 69 before returning to a her-on-top position - this time with her facing the camera (which taking it in the ass).&amp;nbsp; The duo ...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/34648/cindy-dollar-real-couples/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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               <p><p>I not a fan of forced commercials, but if the main event is as arousing as it is in Club Head, you can force your ads on me any time.</p><p>After a few ads for items like Vivid the phone sex line, Vivid the clothing line, Vivid the sex toy, Vivid the condom, and Vivid the flamethrower (okay - maybe not that last one, but it wouldn't have surprised me) we get down to the action.&amp;nbsp; Nine scenes of oral delight, presented in first-person POV, from some hot ladies are waiting.</p><p align="center"><img border="0" alt="" width="640" height="480" style="WIDTH: 400px; HEIGHT: 300px" src="/admin/SPAW/spaw2/uploads/images/279/vlcsnap-6255763.jpg" /></p><p>Scene 1 - Haley Paige kicks things off by stripping for the camera before giving us our blowjob.&amp;nbsp; She gazes at us with each suck, then works our cock between her tits.&amp;nbsp; Slowly she does her best to take the entire shaft into her thro...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/34525/club-head/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/34523/daphine-rosen-monster-tit-sex-zombies/</link>
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               <p><p>Based upon the title alone, I held out hope that this release would combine some of my favorite things - zombies, tits, and sex.&amp;nbsp; Sadly, the feature failed to deliver on that promise.&amp;nbsp; But at least it had big tits and sex - right?</p><p align="center"><img height="480" border="0" width="853" alt="" style="width: 400px; height: 225px;" src="/admin/SPAW/spaw2/uploads/images/279/vlcsnap-6149059.jpg" /></p><p>The good Doctor Chunkenstein has a plan - to create sex zombies with the biggest tits ever seen.&amp;nbsp; But before he puts his plan into motion, there are two hookers in the back room that demand his attention.&amp;nbsp; So after downing a little potion - which turns him into Evan Stone - he takes on the two in a scene that features some of the worst audio that I've ever heard.&amp;nbsp; Sure the sex is moderately hot - with Stone taking on two ladies at once, but Soliel moans ...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/34523/daphine-rosen-monster-tit-sex-zombies/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/34075/waterproof-lust/</link>
         <pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:07:53 CDT</pubDate>
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               <p><p>Evolved is batting .500 with my wife and me.&amp;nbsp; We previously tested the waterproof Serenity model, and had a very favorable response.&amp;nbsp; Sadly, the same could not be said for the Lust model.</p><p align="center"><img border="0" alt="" width="331" height="571" style="WIDTH: 331px; HEIGHT: 499px" src="/admin/SPAW/spaw2/uploads/images/279/pink1.jpg" /></p><p align="left">Sporting a similar tin case like the others from this company, the waterproof Lust vibe certainly looked like it would be as much fun as the Serenity - if not even more so.&amp;nbsp; But looks can be deceiving, as we would soon find out.&amp;nbsp; Upon opening up the vibe, we found that it was not flexible at all.&amp;nbsp; Instead, it was made out of a rigid plastic that looked uncomfortable.&amp;nbsp; But, being the trooper that she is, my wife still agreed to try it out with the hopes that she would be in for a surpri...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/34075/waterproof-lust/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Waterproof Serenity - True Love Edition</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/34062/waterproof-serenity---true-love-edition/</link>
         <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:49:14 CDT</pubDate>
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               <p><p>Remember those days when adult toys came in boring, plastic holders, and you had to cover them in paper bags to avoid raising the ire of friends, family, and nosey neighbors?&amp;nbsp; Well, Evolved has turned the vibrator into darn near a work of art - one that you almost want to parade around and show to everyone.&amp;nbsp; If it weren't for those darn indecency laws.</p><p align="center"><img border="0" alt="" width="448" height="741" style="WIDTH: 363px; HEIGHT: 657px" src="/admin/SPAW/spaw2/uploads/images/279/evolved1.gif" /></p><p>But I digress.&amp;nbsp; It is just that the thing is so pretty - with it's tin case with the flip-locks and clear window that frames the enclosed gadget oh so perfectly.&amp;nbsp; It is almost a shame that it would soon be released and used in those unmentionable of places.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Oh well .. toys are meant to be played with and this was no exception.</p...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/34062/waterproof-serenity---true-love-edition/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Authentic Sushi</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/33974/authentuic-sushi/</link>
         <pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:51:52 CDT</pubDate>
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               <p><p>For those that love the ladies of Asian persuasion, CombatZone brings you nothing but girls that are sexy, horny, and 100% Japanese.&amp;nbsp; A word of warning, though - other than a brief promo at the beginning of the disc (the explains the origins of the CombatZone moniker) there is nearly no English spoken.&amp;nbsp; But of you're like me, that little fact is not an issue, as we're here to see hot Japanese girls get screwed, and we get what we came for in "Authentic Sushi: 100% Japanese Girls."</p><p align="center"><img height="480" alt="" width="640" border="0" style="WIDTH: 300px; HEIGHT: 225px" src="/admin/SPAW/spaw2/uploads/images/279/vlcsnap-871545.jpg" />&amp;nbsp;<img height="480" alt="" width="640" border="0" style="WIDTH: 300px; HEIGHT: 225px" src="/admin/SPAW/spaw2/uploads/images/279/vlcsnap-872065.jpg" /></p><p>First up is March Momooiro.&amp;nbsp; We begin with her on the street, mee...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/33974/authentuic-sushi/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Dolphin Pussy Sucker</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/33735/dolphin-pussy-sucker/</link>
         <pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 13:13:06 CDT</pubDate>
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               <p><p>"The perfect pleasurizer! Use as a powerful pump with incredible clitoral and vaginal pleasure ticklers or reverse the dolphin for tri-stimulation of the clitoris, vagina and anus!"</p><p>- and - </p><p>"It drives my clitoris crazy"</p><p>So says two quotes from the front of the packaing for Wicked Toys' Dolphin Pussy Sucker - a small toy that, according to the box, features tantalizing ticklers, powerful suction, multi-speed vibration, and a finger grip pump.&amp;nbsp; But would it be enough to satisfy my mate?&amp;nbsp; Let us find out, shall we?</p><p align="center"><strong><u>The Packaging</u></strong></p><p align="center"><img height="564" alt="" width="478" border="0" style="WIDTH: 478px; HEIGHT: 564px" src="/admin/SPAW/spaw2/uploads/images/279/dolphinfront.jpg" /></p><p align="left">The first thing you notice from the package is Kirsten Price using the product.&amp;nbsp; After all, the side p...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/33735/dolphin-pussy-sucker/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Sexy Girls</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/33649/eva-angelina-sexy-girls/</link>
         <pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 11:50:14 CDT</pubDate>
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               <p><p>Don't let the title fool you - "Sexy Girls" is&amp;nbsp;a compilation consisting of one new scene followed by 11 scenes pulled from other Digital Sin releases.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Sure, the ladies are attractive, and the action is on the steamy side, but be forewarned that, much like the bountiful ATM scenes, you'll be double-dipping if you own any of the titles these scenes came from.</p><p align="center"><strong><u>Disc 1</u></strong></p><p align="center"><img height="480" alt="" width="640" border="0" style="WIDTH: 333px; HEIGHT: 250px" src="/admin/SPAW/spaw2/uploads/images/279/sg1.jpg" /></p><p align="left">Scene 1 is the only original scene in the collection, and features Christina Brooks and Mr. Pete.&amp;nbsp; She starts by rubbing lotion all over her nig, surgically-enhanced breasts before fingering her shaved pussy.&amp;nbsp; When Mr. Pete arrives - she starts him off with a nice, wet blowj...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/33649/eva-angelina-sexy-girls/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <title>Come to Momma 2</title>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/33590/alana-evans-come-to-momma-2/</link>
         <pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 14:23:18 CDT</pubDate>
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               <p><p>3rd Degree presents five scenes featuring older women with younger men engaging in hot sex in <strong>Come to Mamma 2</strong>.&amp;nbsp; While I'm not sure why they didn't use the traditional play on words in the title, it mattered little as the women were certainly sexy and the action was hot.</p><p align="center"><strong><u>The Feature</u></strong></p><p align="center"><img height="480" alt="" width="853" border="0" style="WIDTH: 500px; HEIGHT: 281px" src="/admin/SPAW/spaw2/uploads/images/279/Ctm-s1.jpg" /></p><p>Scene 1 - When a sexy real estate agent (Kayla Quinn) shows off a pricey Los Angeles home to an up-and-cumming (see what I did there?) porn producer, she goes the extra mile to seal the deal.&amp;nbsp; After pleasuring him orally - he takes her from behind and gives it to her hard.&amp;nbsp; She demands the rough stuff before climbing on top of him and pounding him hard herself.&amp;nbsp...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/33590/alana-evans-come-to-momma-2/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/33479/alexa-rae-alexas-my-wicked-vibrating-insatiable-pussy/</link>
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               <p><p>Before we begin, I would like to say that the following comment is in no way meant to come across as bragging, boasting, or any other "ing" for that matter.&amp;nbsp; With that, let us start.</p><p>I am not a small man.&amp;nbsp; No, I'm not referring to my 5 feet 11 inch body, nor am I talking about my 230 pound weight (which would, incidently make me a big man anyway).&amp;nbsp; What I am referring to is my package - and the problems that bigger men find when attempting to use various self-pleasure devices.&amp;nbsp; That is why it gives me great pleasure (in more ways than one) to declare that Alexa's Vibrating Insatiable Pussy from Wicked Essential Elements is the device made for those that are bigger-than-average "down there."&amp;nbsp; Hip Hip Horray!</p><p align="center"><strong><u>The Packaging</u></strong></p><p align="center"><img height="2232" border="0" width="1152" alt="" style="width: ...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/33479/alexa-rae-alexas-my-wicked-vibrating-insatiable-pussy/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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         <link>http://www.xcritic.com/review/33462/haley-paige-rack-by-popular-demand-2/</link>
         <pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 18:04:09 CST</pubDate>
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               <p><p align="left">Breasts. Tits. Boobs. Jugs. Melons. Knockers.&amp;nbsp; Whatever you call them, these girls have 'em and then some, and Diabolic is gonna give 'em to ya in "Rack By Popular Demand 2."</p><p>First. lets meet the featured performers.&amp;nbsp;I'll call this "21 Lines about 20 scenes featuring 21 girls."&amp;nbsp; Children of the 80s feel free to sing along.</p><p align="center"><img height="480" width="640" border="0" alt="" style="width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="/admin/SPAW/spaw2/uploads/images/279/1haley.jpg" /></p><p>Haley Paige goes start to finish with a cock inside her ass</p><p>Whitney takes it from both ends, and does it all with style and class</p><p>Gianna is the cover girl, with ginormous tits and lots of grace</p><p>&amp;nbsp;</p><p align="center"><img height="480" width="640" border="0" alt="" style="width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="/admin/SPAW/spaw2/uploads/images/279/4...<a href="http://www.xcritic.com/review/33462/haley-paige-rack-by-popular-demand-2/">Read the entire review</a></p>
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