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Don Houston

Biography:

There are those who review to kiss up to the companies, those who review to get free porn, and those who review to meet hot porn chicks but my purpose is a bit deeper than all that.

As a long time fan of porn, over twenty five years now, I have seen a LOT of titles and I make no apologies for saying what I think about those that I review in detail. I don't promise to be all things to all people all of the time but I actively listen to what readers want since I consider myself to be a consumer advocate first, last, and always while reviewing.

I wear my heart on my sleeve in regards to what I write about the industry and the titles I review, wincing at the weaker stuff and actively promoting the works that show more care; acknowledging that the budgets are far smaller than mainstream but also realizing that a little creativity goes a long way to making superior smut. I don't always make friends with my reviews but anyone that has ever been burned by a piece of shit that had a great cover will appreciate where I'm coming from.

My reviews are a work in progress too so if there is something you want to see in them or need information, email me and I'll try to make reasonable accommodations. If you want a laundry list of sex acts, an outline of what goes on, or are dying to know what color lipstick a gal wears in a particular scene, you may find better places to read up on your porn but I will try to cover all the basics, the technical matters that so many others claim you don't care about, and give my perceptions about the relative levels of heat/energy/passion in the scenes which can help you decide between the thousands of titles cluttering the shelves of your local porn emporium.

Oh, and for those in the industry that get their panties in a wad about perceived criticism of their work, let it be known that Don has long held the following quote in high regard:

"Dare greatly. It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena."

Theodore Roosevelt

Equipment:

ONKYO TX-SR804 receiver

Toshiba TV, Sony DLP

Sony KDS-R60XBR2

Toshiba HD-XA2 (HD DVD player)

Sony PS3 (Blu-Ray player of choice)

Toshiba high end dvd player, RCA low-end player, Panasonic mid-range player, 3 computer players (generic), Sony 5 disc player.

Total Reviews: 7,265
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