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Random Foreign Objects

There were eight bajillion people with cameras that insisted on taking pictures of me on Halloween (with or without their girlfriends as props), and not a single one has posted their pictures or sent them to me yet. I want to post pictures because I saw the shoes online and it took me around 20 hours to build the costume around the shoes. So you're stuck with this amazing blurry photobooth picture of my costume from the neck down, and this other amazing blurry photobooth picture of my shoes.

Yesterday Octavio was doing a documentary type thing on Steen who is one of my favorite fetish photographers ever, and they shot me in this outfit. It was kind of weird not to be able to do anything dirty, like stick my shoe in my pussy.

I think vaginal insertion of random foreign objects is super hot. After googling this, I would like to change my opinion to vaginal insertion of safe random foreign objects is hot. Take care of your pussy and your pussy will take care of you.

Good idea:
Phallic snowballs
Clean shoes
Clean feet
Bottles with caps on
Baseball bats

Bad idea:
Anything sharp
Open bottles
Things with sugar or yeast

I'm going to go start a forum topic now called "Whats the oddest thing you've ever shoved up your(or someone else's) snatch?"
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